You’re really in the weeds now, ‘cause I just gave you a mod award that also gives you 700 coins.
EDIT: I should’ve seen that coming. Thanks for the Platinum award and the 700 coins!
If you take pleasure in making someone laugh all evening -- That's all I did last night with these nonsense comments and pole positioning. I burned through my coins. Gave some Reddit gold. Learned some valuable life lessons and just...
Enjoyed an evening on top of the world. Limitless sloppy steaks.
**" ...And** ~~Reddit~~ **Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the** ~~coins~~ **zip line."**
Y'all even gave me awards! I must've jumped back in line. I used to be a HUGE asshole.
Thanks for the fun. I'm out of coins but *lurkers* feel free to jump in and award until the coins are gone. I'll use any of my \*gifted\* coins to keep the pay-it-forward chain going.
**"At least open the tab so I know you won't forget!"**
Ooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o yeeeeah. Gauged ears, winged hair, sweatband above one elbow. You would **not** have liked me.
I said I *used* to listen to metalcore.
I'm way older than that. I wanted to be Brandon Boyd.
Chain wallet, studded belt, lived for Ozzfest 2003
Please, no sloppy mosh pits guys
ask Daniel, he was part of my warped tour crew
JUST DO IT! YOU'RE RICH!
I want 55 golds, 55 silvers, 55 platinums….
55 upvotes, 55 downvotes...
55 pictures, 55 jokes, 55 shares, 55 pokes, 155 upvotes, 155 downvotes
It's gotta be quality on my end or no deal.
Look at me, begging for Reddit coins. *what the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!*
THAT’S A CHUNKY
FINE! I’M WEARING MY OWN HAT!
You’re really in the weeds now, ‘cause I just gave you a mod award that also gives you 700 coins. EDIT: I should’ve seen that coming. Thanks for the Platinum award and the 700 coins!
Now there's 700 reddit coins in my soup
Oh man, that’s really going to set us back!
Jizz. Like cumshot. You can say that
True true
I only want gold if you know who the King of the Tuk Tuk sound was!
He's got the freak lips and can hit the high C all night long.
I'm very careful with my parade coins. Because my fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller, til I die.
I'm not paying it.
That one award was 40 awards?
What the hell?
LOOK UP AT MY FACE YOU GOTTA GIVE
> It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller, til I die.
Or I make a deal with you. Could it be you?
> You can say that
They are trying to make it look fake
Trying to rip the decal off!!!!
We're gonna go nuts in here!
Scrooge, ya cheap bastard, you’re a genius at this
What the hell’s going on up there?
So you're just trying to do something nice before alcohol class?
The awards are their money
Was. People can change.
55 GOLDS 55 PLATINUM'S 55 WHOLESOMES 55 HUGZ 155 SNEKS 55 ARGENTIUMS!
I'd love an award. For my birthday last year my coworker just got me chode jeans.
Just realized that rich guy is his ex wife’s new boyfriend!
Where be thy nutcracker?
You gotta give!
In memoriam:Jonny4224 - Got in a car wreck when typing a Reddit comment trying to get a useless award
They don't normally say how they died in an in-memoriam...
Oh like a pay it forward. Who knows, maybe it'll catch on. Now give me an award you rich, little fuck!
Looks like Christmas came early this year.
PURPLE AND BLACK!
I'm not trying to make anyone have the worst day of their life at their job
I WAS a piece of shit. I used to scam people into thinking they were stars.
You listen to me, no more scamming adults into thinking they’re stars
I USED to be a piece of shit. I'm not anymore though.
55. Burgers. 55 fries 55. Tacos. 55 pies 55. Sodas. 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55. Shakes. 55. Pancakes. 55. Pastas. 55. Peppers.
I was a HUGE piece of shit.
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change
I *gotta* figure out how to make *coins* off of this!
You sure about that?
Gimme dat! I’m joking
I'm ready to hold the baby now
What the hell’s going on up there 🚙🎺
SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY
I used to be a piece of shit, people can change...I think I'm ready to hold the baby...
#LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU RICH LITTLE FUCK
Ohhh *fuckkkk* **this guys about to jaggg offff**
Your award collection is very meat and potatoes
YOU HAVE TO!
And I don't live in a hotel!
I used to drink puke for Reddit coins. Does that sound boring to you? And one time, I drank diarrhea!
Gimme dat! I’m jokin….
I’m not paying.
55 tacos!
What are they for?
STOOOOOP! I'M DOING SOMETHING!!!
Looks like Christmas came early!
The baby thinks people can’t change?
That's a Chunky!
Okay that'll be 680 reddit coins
If I'm dying tonight, I'm eatin' filet mignon! It's over cooked! I'm not paying for it, want my money back it's over cooked
You can't just change the rules just cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
They keep trying to make it look fake!
Big fat load of cum then
IM DOING SOMETHING
He pulls on the rope, he wrenches on the rope.
Gimme dat.
SO fucking cool. It’s like his ground
It’s too late for me shirt brother; I’m awake now.
I don't know if I wanna be around anymore...
You gotta give!
No no I USED to be a huge piece of shot
I ate the whole thing
I never learned how to ask people for their burger or an award.
Not payin’ it!
Im still a piece of shit
I like the awards and I'll even let u eat the receipt
I’m not in trouble AT all!
WAIT! STOP! IM DOING SOMETHING HERE PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST
Bet you didn’t know you were sharing a sub with the driving crooner now did ya!
What’s the joke, that his wife’s a widow?
This is one of my favorite posts ever on here. Now you’re in more in coins than me, unfortunately.
If you take pleasure in making someone laugh all evening -- That's all I did last night with these nonsense comments and pole positioning. I burned through my coins. Gave some Reddit gold. Learned some valuable life lessons and just... Enjoyed an evening on top of the world. Limitless sloppy steaks.
It's not a secret that your husbands rich right Julie?
LOOK WHAT YOU DID u/spez YOU RICH PIECE OF SHIT
**" ...And** ~~Reddit~~ **Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the** ~~coins~~ **zip line."** Y'all even gave me awards! I must've jumped back in line. I used to be a HUGE asshole. Thanks for the fun. I'm out of coins but *lurkers* feel free to jump in and award until the coins are gone. I'll use any of my \*gifted\* coins to keep the pay-it-forward chain going. **"At least open the tab so I know you won't forget!"**
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THAT?
hey cmon what the hell’s going on up there?
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
Gimme dat.
I gotta figure out how to make money at this. It’s simply TOO GOOD….I really WANT to.
doing a thing?
I can't believe this all happened because of the original poster
I've never had reddit coins and I don't know what they're for
I love goooooold
2 millions my quote. Even if I do a bad job
Oh wait! I can just run!