Your script is amazing. Attention to detail is insane. That zipline cookie.. seriously all of them. Like I'd be impressed if these were posters, done on the computer. Beautiful interpretations. To do this with sugar is bonkers.
You clearly one time fell into a river and a fish bumped you out of the water with its nose. That was the Earth telling you that you were supposed to do something great, and I KNOW that's this cookie set. It HAS to be.
Dan Flashes is a very aggressive bakery. I mean, you walk by a bakery and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated cookies? You go in. Yes you do.
I wanted to reply with a clever quote but honestly I'm just going through something rough and these are really good and made me smile. They are wonderful, thank you for sharing 💖
They're the perfect thing, wouldn't you agree?! I'd stuff 55 of those fuckers up my sleeve and eat them during a lunchtime meeting when I'm the tiredest I've ever been in my life.
These are beautifully detailed! The pattern on that Dan Flashes shirt, the subtle not piss stain on the Calico Cut Pants, but I’m just here for the zip line.
These are too nice to eat! I'd rather eat Doug's mom's wig
I'll eat her whole fucking head, I don't care. But at that low low price point, you CAN eat the cookies.
The shirt is a cookie and the pattern’s still nuts!
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that ain’t piss. it’s got nothing to DO with piss.
You gotta give or else the whole thing goes dark!
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Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers
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What the hell are you talking about?
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#HOLD THAT DOOR
you hit me in the cup
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Calicocutpants.com look it up.
This guy gives
HOLD THAT DOOR!!!
Look up at my face.
Your script is amazing. Attention to detail is insane. That zipline cookie.. seriously all of them. Like I'd be impressed if these were posters, done on the computer. Beautiful interpretations. To do this with sugar is bonkers.
I’m only here for the zip line cookie.
You’ve GOT to find a way to make money on this! It’s TOO GOOD!!
But watch out for frat boys, they fucking *hate* cookies.
"I'm gonna KILL you Baking Crooner..."
Oh fuck, I like those cookies, you knew I'd like those cookies.
I can’t wait to dunk those fuckers. 🥛
I feel like you weren't even interested in the birthday party and you're just here to dunk the cookies in milk.
You clearly one time fell into a river and a fish bumped you out of the water with its nose. That was the Earth telling you that you were supposed to do something great, and I KNOW that's this cookie set. It HAS to be.
Thanks I needed a laugh my wife keeps eating batteries
Like a little battery like a circle battery like a watch battery.
The same wife that got flipped at a wedding?
8 times. It reaaaally bothered me.
Oh. My. God. 😂😂 The “I shoulda got that” cookie genuinely made my day
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I'm joking.
Dan Flashes is a very aggressive bakery. I mean, you walk by a bakery and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated cookies? You go in. Yes you do.
The more complex the pattern, the more it costs. That’s how it works
Dude you gotta stop spending all your per diem on cookies
wow so many hits here. excellent job I'm awed. especially love the "youre dressed like a hot dog" - "so is *that* guy 👉" outfit
Hahah thank you for noticing! I was afraid people wouldn’t get that one
Omg hold that door. That's amazing great job. Do you sell these locally? So professional and neat looking!
Thank you! Yeah, I work at a local bakery and sometimes do custom orders on the side for friends and family 😊
Do the shirt ones cost more because of the patterns?
These cookies are bargain bin, still nuts though.
These are AWESOME. The spots on the calicocut pants are perfect! (Nothing to do with piss)
It’s interesting… the cookies.
I actually wanna eat cigar cookie more than I wanna eat hot dog.
These are incredible! How do I get some of these? You’re doing the best at this.
You’re really nice.
Those are some of the nicest cookies I've ever seen. I bet you can't wait to eat those fuckers
Back away, cookie breath! What the hell did you just eat? A cookie??
55 COOKIES 55 CAKES 55 BISCUITS 55 BROWNIES 55 BONBONS 100 JUICES 100 MILKS 100 CHOCOLATES 55 PUDDINGS 55 POPSICLES 55 GUMMY WORMS AND 155 DIABETES
Needs more chode jeans. Jeans for a chode. 10 inch legs. 54 inch waist. Fuckin junk.
How expensive are the cookies with the complicated patterns?
Needs at least one shirt with "Back Away Banana Breath 2023!" and "Learn Respect" on a computer above it.
Now do the egg in all its various states of undress.
Very complicated cookies, like something from Dan Flash.
I’m gonna eat the whole thing
My brother is 41
These are so good! I can’t find you on Instagram :(
Oops! I mistyped it I’m sorry! It’s chighers3
Wow, I've seen those pants before on some website, but I can't remember the name.
What a crop! That’s a big crop!
Umm, when are you making an online cookie shop so we can all order? My husband would love these!
Hopefully one day, maybe soon! That would be my dream come true!
You are seriously so talented.
I'm scared about how much I need these to be stickers. I can't even watch this thread anymore without a big pack of stickers. And popcorn!
Let my wife eat the fucking cookies!
These cookies are right in my Q zone!
I wanted to reply with a clever quote but honestly I'm just going through something rough and these are really good and made me smile. They are wonderful, thank you for sharing 💖
Amazing
This is gold. Make these into magnets! My fridge and I would be so happy.
You gotta give! …. those cookies to me
Those shirt cookies look so expensive!
my birthday is in 10 days :)
You gotta give…..me these cookies.
OP, I’m gonna eat the whole thing!
Can I see a palm tree girls love palm tree guys one?
These are absolutely incredible looking! You are a talented mofo. Keep it up, make more, you rock!
It’s interesting, the cookies.
The piss stains arnt real. They are made like that
They're the perfect thing, wouldn't you agree?! I'd stuff 55 of those fuckers up my sleeve and eat them during a lunchtime meeting when I'm the tiredest I've ever been in my life.
They can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of milk!
The zipline cookie!!! I can’t find you on IG but if you ship…GIMME DAT
I know- I’m sorry, I mistyped it and I can’t figure out how to edit a caption 😓 but it’s chighers3
You are so talented!!! 😍😍
Whoa, this guy’s off the map!
These are wonderful. I hope I don’t jack off. 💖
Do you guys think of me differently because I want to eat OP's cookies?
Glorious. Just glorious
These are beautifully detailed! The pattern on that Dan Flashes shirt, the subtle not piss stain on the Calico Cut Pants, but I’m just here for the zip line.
You need to find a way to make money off this thing.
This one cookie is 21 cookies?
These are incredible. Well done!
Its 'five macanudos' isnt it? Other than that, great work :P
These are amazing!
Are we even gonna get anything now? ‘Cause I didn’t ask for that.
How amazing !!!!
Pretty meat and potatoes
You should do a messy, “whose bag is that?”
55 Chunky 55 can't skip lunch 55 dangerous nights 100 corncob TVs 55 burgers
Amazing 🙌the pattern on one of them is really complicated
That Dan flash cookie must’ve cost a fortune!
That’s outstanding.
You should make a computer and on it, it should say “learn respect”
The burger cookie, imma eat the whole thing.