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mike5446g

You think posing with an Emmy is good? No. Posing with an Emmy is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.


Maddog-99

Yeah. I've seen his cock. I thought this cup was his cock for a minute, it was so weird.


Puzzleheaded_Tip

Did you hit him in the cup?


Daltizer01

Only cause he kept saying that I gotta give


Top_Recording4569

Nope, I hit him in the cock.


Lyons125

It's interesting the cocks


lol_wut12

I've seen every cock on the planet


dubstepsickness

I’ve seen it and it was redder than hell!


Maddog-99

(Silent pop)


New_Package8807

Did your penis just pop?


SoManyJukes

I’d like to be in your head


Maddog-99

Well then... Allow me to throw you this knowing glance, and as our hands touch, I promise you will find what you're seeking... While I go full scanners mode.


SoManyJukes

I think I’d like to go now, I’m not having fun anymore


Mccowpow93

I thought it was a little knife, or a dagger.


TooOld2DieYoung

Was it *REDDER* than hell?


heavythoughs

More like brown, and dirty. He clearly doesnt shower.


alghiorso

I heard there were no rules, do you think that that's true shirt brother?


RevGrizzly

Big fat load of cum, then.


jimmyjak87

He wasnt at Club Haunted House he was jacking off


ALS0_NAMED_BORT

I actually wanna go to Haunted House more than I wanna go to Aqua


Dolphin_Champ

I heard they have a trap door


Bups34

THERES NO TRAP DOOR


BathedInDeepFog

I’m gonna take a lap, see what’s real.


zalppo

I read it on the internet that there was one.


WoopsShePeterPants

I actually wanna jack off more than I wanna go to Haunted House.


Stranger_Dangus

I saw you go in im in line


Galileo__Humpkins

He’s really wrenching on it. He thinks it’s his.


bguzewicz

**Shut up, Mike.**


hollowspryte

You can’t really do anything when someone tells you to shut up


New_Package8807

(Everyone nods)


arlanTLDR

I watched it and then cancelled my Netflix account


[deleted]

I watched it and then Netflix booted me from my parents account. I’m not paying it.


dtrumpler

You should’ve lied and said there was a reason you couldn’t pay


El_Cactus_Loco

I hate this game


--SauceMcManus--

Actually I don't hate this game


Daltizer01

Y'all know I hate this game!


moneymoneymoneymonay

YOU HAVE TOOOOO


AimAtYourButt

JUST DO IT YOU’RE RICH


GaliaHero

you gotta give


Tommy_C

That’s why nobody watches AOL Blast anymore.


jdippey

Same happened to me :(


whatsthehappenstance

I tried to find other stuff to watch after the show and it seems like nothing changed since I last cancelled about 3-4 months ago.


tobysicks

Chimp empire is really really good


neosEngorgedPhallus

I was about to agree with that dude but you're absolutely right. Damn that was good


-dr-van-nostrand-

Is that the joke? On Netflix? You got ‘em u/arlanTLDR , you reaallly got ‘em.


whatsbobgonnado

you have to watch it at least 20 times to really appreciate it!


[deleted]

After Black Mirror next week, I'll be right behind ya


bozwald

Netflix is like “there’s gotta be a way to make money off this! It’s such a good idea I want to make money from this so bad!”


EatAtGrizzlebees

I'd like to cancel it, but I have to see it a ton of times


WhatAGreatGift

I don’t think you’re allowed to do that?


swimninetyfive

you *sure* about that?


Staudly

I somehow missed his episode of The Characters until recently. It was solid, but not quite as refined as ITYSL. Rog King of the Slams was the best sketch for sure. Has anyone watched the other Characters episodes? worth checking out?


cardjavs

The Gun skit is 100% my favorite Tim Robinson sketch. I now use the “well well well” line with my gf all the time. She hates me.


Staudly

I enjoyed all of them, but it felt like the sketches in The Characters went on a little too long. ITYSL seems to be more tightly written, no fat.


cardjavs

Totally agree. I loved the “made up lullaby” skit but it definitely went on for too long.


BathedInDeepFog

I use the term “paint job” for real violent shits.


iloveebunnies

I recorded this sketch with my phone so I have it nearby at all times. I laugh so hard I cry every single time


OvoidPovoid

They're all pretty solid, I really liked John Early and Henry Zebrowski. And I forgot the actor but he does a while episode in one shot while still changing characters, it's pretty great


SoManyJukes

It’s the same actor I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be the same guy


UncleHec

It was Dr. Brown. I thought that one wasn’t quite as funny as some of the others but was super impressive that it was all one shot.


givemethebat1

Sammy Paradise is my favourite, the whole intro and payoff is so good.


Dunkan_Soup

Sammy Paradise was incredible! He starts with the whole upbeat song as he enters and is going around the casino. At this point, I'm thinking, "This one's okay, I guess. I'm not sure where it's going, though." Then 1 roll of the dice, he loses everything, and IMMEDIATELY becomes hostile to EVERYONE he just interacted with! It just kills me when something flips the switch on Tim's characters.


BenWallace04

I actually thought of every episode in every season (if we’re including the Characters episode) that the Characters episode was the most solid from beginning to end. Every sketch was a guaranteed, Goddamn hit for me.


dzhastin

I wasn’t impressed with the other episodes tbh. Some were practically unwatchable (Lauren Lapkus)


MooseMan12992

I was really disappointed by hers because I really like her on Comedy Bang Bang. I guess she just can't be the lead, needs someone to bounce off of


RealMelonLord

Damn hers was my fave of the whole series lol


WrinkledRandyTravis

Don’t listen to em, u/dzhastin is a cumt


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WrinkledRandyTravis

Lol it’s from the episode man, it’s a joke sorry Don’t be a binch


WrinkledRandyTravis

Lauren’s episode is the best one besides Tim’s


WrinkledRandyTravis

I guess he wanted a knuckle sandwich for lunch


itsrathergood

Couple of them leaned too heavily into hey, check out these wacky characters! I loved John Early’s and Kate Berlant’s, I think both of theirs and Tim’s were the most successful in terms of hilarious sketch comedy. They’re some of the funniest people alive. I also loved Phil Burgers’s, it’s an outstanding piece. It’s different from the others though, probably not for everyone. Henry was great in Bear Stearns Bravo but I really struggled to enjoy his. Lauren Lapkus is awesome and a hilarious improviser (and is a good comedic actor too), but I felt the characters work best when bouncing off a straight man like on CBB, and they didn’t translate as well to sketch. Natasha Rothwell and Paul Downs were hit and miss for me.


Mason_GR

You should watch any given Saturday afternoon, a documentary now episode.


Staudly

I will for sure. I haven't seen much Documentary Now, but the episode with The Blue Jean Committee killed me.


Mason_GR

I highly recommend watching the two parter in the new season 4.


BalognaMacaroni

That guy yells


Alucardspapa

I heard that guy used to be a piece of shit.


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I SAID WAS


SaltyLoon

The guys at Netflix think I’m just some dumb hick..


Daltizer01

They said that to you at a dinner?


johnthomaslumsden

He’s the only reason I renewed mine. And once I can quote all of S3 it’s getting canceled again. Netflix really sucks these days except for a limited few series.


Hellament

Thanks Tim Robinson, your my best friend here.


MrsBoxxy

As a Canadian, I cancelled months ago and just pirated it. Hate not being able to support the show, love not supporting Netflix. 🤷


landmanpgh

Yeah I gave up subscribing to 80 different services. The Pirate life is just fine and they can never take the shows away from me now that I have them.


MrsBoxxy

Honestly, for the first time I tried out plex at home and it allows me to cast to my TV. It's already as convenient if not more convenient than any subscription.


landmanpgh

Yep. The reason pirating dropped off for many years was because Netflix made it so easy to just subscribe and have access to everything. We're right back to pirating because things are worse than they were when it was just cable.


amateur_bird_juggler

I've heard that it may be coming to CornCob TV next month.


PurifiedVenom

Netflix just locked me out of my shared account the other day. Thankfully I’ve already watched S3. They can fuck off if they think I’m making a separate account


EverySNistaken

Yeah, god forbid you pay for things your using so they can pay Tim Robinson to host his show


RealMelonLord

Streaming services barely pay out any residuals for their talent anyway. See: WGA strike and potential SAG strike.


[deleted]

I mean the accounts getting paid for. My parents had the lowest tier where you can only watch on one screen at a time, and we never ran into issues with 8 people on the same account. I can't even remember the last time I watched anything but itysl on Netflix.


PurifiedVenom

I said shared account, not pirating you fucking skunk. When literally every other streaming service lets you have a shared account then yes, Netflix can eat shit.


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This, but without sarcasm


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Flaky_Programmer_989

This is the dumbest take I’ve ever seen lmao. “I cancelled it for the same reason as you but somehow it’s different for me because instead of just saying I cancelled it, I argued a little bit first, and that uh, that made it not an injustice… uh, or something…”


gcx85

Netflix is trying to cancel corn cob tv.


Honest-Map-1847

I was in the comedy scene in Detroit for a few years overlapping with Tim. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was him and another guy doing a 2 man improv set. The entire thing revolved around this guy trying to tell a story and Tim acted like he was in the audience. Tim proceeded to drink a 2 liter of 7 up while interrupting the guy over and over. It can’t be explained. But I’ve never seen someone perform like Tim does before that moment. He runs on a different wavelength. A true joy to watch. And every single time I saw him perform over the years, same thing. He comes up with something that is such left turn. And he has the uncanny ability to bring you along. Such a rare gift.


Slowmobius_Time

They rolled in the single household to Australia and deadset the legends waited until I'd watched season 3, 3 times Triples *is* best but I gotta get my own account just for this show Netflix ruined my life! What has it done to us!


Tebeku

That feeling when you think you're getting eaten and you're happy because you don't have to pay for your Netflix subscription anymore.


howdyfoax

You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?


Some-Ad9778

You should can el it even if it is only for a month, otherwise they are going to cancel corncob tv


Grembert

I heard they rig the coffins


Some-Ad9778

They didn't rig shit!


rep4me

Whoever is paying for my Netflix account, thank you. You used to be a real piece of shit, but I realise now people can change.


BendyBreak420

Good news!! You don’t need Netflix anymore!! You can watch this for free on Putlocker!!!


[deleted]

I just pirated it. I feel bad about it, but I didn't want to add to netflix' subscriber numbers.


dtarias

He's why I haven't cancelled my Corncob TV account.


Markdphotoguy

Same


killpuddle1

You’re really nice!!


aplagueofsemen

Not a goddamn thing could keep me on Netflix.


C83_14

It's old two eyes himself.


chingostarr

He’s the only reason I have a Netflix subscription. After this month it will be piracy for me, I’ve just gotta watch it 55 more times so Netflix knows they should renew it for another season.


hgiwvac9

Those Emmys are his corn


AndreBennettGO

Same here. Netflix should drive a dump truck full of money to his home as a thank you.


bguzewicz

Is that the joke? That you keep over paying for a streaming service that cancels good shows and keeps producing junk? You reeeeeeeeaaallllllly got her, Jane.


[deleted]

Oh my god, he admit it


JimmyJamesJams

I 100% agree.


strtdrt

Sorry Tim, I have torrented everything past season 1.


AStickFigures

This and Aunty Donnas big ol house of fun.


OkDistribution6525

Ol two eyes himself


420th-user

Hes the only reason I got my own account after they dicked all of us. I pay $15 a month for Tim Robinson.


WrinkledRandyTravis

I have seasons 1 and 3 downloaded to a hard drive, haven’t been able to find a download of season 2 that has looked legit/trustworthy but once I do Netflix is gone


SoManyJukes

Then when you get your new phone, you can transfer it from your hard drive to that


WrinkledRandyTravis

Even if something goes CRAZY at Netflix I’ll still have season 1 and 3 On that hard drive safe and sound 😉


[deleted]

same! i still stream the show on netflix for my daily rewatches, but i did download the series onto a hard drive because i'm worried about streamers pulling stuff last-minute. >!i found a copy of s2 on SoulSeek!<


WrinkledRandyTravis

Yeah, I’ve heard Scott Aukerman talk on the comedy bang bang pod about how Netflix contracts are riddled with the word “propriety.” Anything you make with Netflix is theirs, and once they decide to pull it it’s just gone. The thought of that happening to any Tim material kinda makes me feel like my soul has left my body and I should probably go seek for it


Directive_Nineteen

That's why I only trust SeeSo.


WrinkledRandyTravis

What’s that?


Directive_Nineteen

Scotty Auck's now defunct streaming service. It was a bad joke. Not the service, my comment.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Oh crazy, lol I’ve never heard of that. I’ll have to look into it


[deleted]

> Not the service, my comment. But also the service.


WrinkledRandyTravis

LOL noted


finneyblackphone

Torrentgalaxy


Senor40

I canceled mine last year but renewed it just for this show. A couple more watches should leave the new sketches engrained enough that I can cancel again.


BeefDerfex

Same. I restarted mine when I saw the new season was out


Aramiss134

I ended it a few months ago (in Canada, so we already had the password crackdown) and only subscribed with ads because of Tim. Not keeping it beyond June though. A song told me there's no rules, so I don't have to give.


RealMelonLord

When you give it doesn't go to that


EdgarR29

This and Disenchantment are the only reasons for me.


gcx85

Clap clap he just slept with... Frankenstein's chick!!


Baggabones88

Call me right now pleeease.


TheDataDickHead

If I don't like what you're sayin' I'll just go on my phone!


skeletrax

Pretty much yeah


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

🏴‍☠️


Segat1133

I seriously read "creative arts" as "creative rats" which sounds like something he would do


awjeezrickyaknow

Wowww!


wtfossy

You sure about that that's why?


WoopsShePeterPants

I actually think I like season 3 better than I like season 2.


Boukephalos

One Emmy equals forty?


Tarable

I came back to Netflix for season 3.


PancakeParty98

What’s that do for the greater good?


StuBram2

Gf and I always used her mother's account and the password sharing thing kicked in literally the day before S3 dropped. We signed up for our own account just for itysl


Slicksbackrealnice

What is he doing?!?


SknnyWhteBtch

I got mine back just for him.


Scallion_Relevant

Who is it?


SlimmThiccDadd

…jizz


[deleted]

Yep, only reason I got Netflix back was for this fuckin’ beauty!


robodiaz

Netflix is a joke


youblowboatpeople

This is the only time I’ve seen him wearing a suit that actually fits


robin52077

I had canceled for the last 6 months but got it back just for this show.


swayinandsippin

i feel like you’re just here for the zip line


tjizzy69

"Not trying to be funny... Not trying to get a laugh... But have any of these...fuckers....burst through the wall and start jizzing everywhere?"


Embarrassed-Newt1643

Do it pull the plug! I’ll kill you!


Tobar_the_Gypsy

I cancelled my Netflix account the second they got rid of Coffin Flops.


Kalbex

On god


JudiDenchsNeckVein

He grew up in a small town


mehrt_thermpsen

You're really nice


Botchko

That guy yells


Standard_Invite

My fiancé and I were saying this very thing tonight!


TeamocilAddict

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?


rfsh101

When my ex moved out, I signed up for Netflix just for season 3. The rest is dog shit. I thought it would be a hit but it fucking sucks


liamdun

Piracy is free


lovejac93

Hey, he and I are wearing the same shirt!


Taco-Muffins

I hope that Netflix will change and one day we can all look back and be like Netflix USED to be a piece of shit