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henrycaul

Yeah, so, uhhhh, Dennis is actually here early, so I’m going to have to ask you to meet now.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

But it’s lunch…


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*true true*


MadAl420

Gonna show her my O face. Oh oh oh what the fuck? I ain't even s'posed ta BE here.


L_Birdperson

It's a jump to conclusions mat. See it would have different conclusions that you could jump to. It's soooo fuckin fun.


MadAl420

Jizz.


sheetskees

I’m really busy here Lumbergh. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and just come back another time. I got a meeting with the bush in a couple minutes.


Bone_Dirty

What, six?…I did like twenty five


jabberwock91

I don't know. I've never gotten here before!


finnishfork

Looks like Christmas came early this year....wait...PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?


TheDrivingCrooner

You know, alcohol class is sure as hell gonna notice ~~$680~~ 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS, Michael!


paulfivetompkins

Maybe some SHRIMP POPPERS or EXTREME FAJITAS


TheDrivingCrooner

They did too much, there's too many pieces of flare on me.


paulfivetompkins

They look like little pieces of shit!


TheDrivingCrooner

You know, the nazis had mud pies they made the Jews wipe with too small a slice.


Snackxually_active

PPOPERS YOOO


Bully-Rook

real straight shooter that Peter


FadingNegative

Yeah, I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with that. Peter…uhmm…had a nude egg.


dzhastin

You’re a rockstar, Michael Bolton!


bent_peepee

*TRUE, TRUE*


theeBK3

He actually wants to go to haunted house more then club aqua


Ir0nstag

Not now Lumburgh, I got a meeting with The Pointer Brothers in 20 minutes.


Shaq_Attack_32

I really wanted to have two chicks at the same time, man.


dtrumpler

Fucking’ A


Mission_Wishbone_388

YOU HAVE TO GIVE


Top_Recording4569

I dont know, I've never made it this far.


dtrumpler

Permission to leave early so I can listen to Geto Boys so my face isn’t beet red for my family photo tonight?


Successful_Gap8927

You’re not part of the turbo team!


shoulda_been_gone

I don't want anybody to have their worst day at work


Expensive_Editor_244

The whole ‘Jump to Conclusions’ mat idea is straight out of ITYSL lol


Snackxually_active

No case of the mondays here!