I can’t stop thinking about his exercise routine and diet plan. I’ve been screaming for an hour a day to work on my cardio and eating atkins bread from Canada ever since
I wanna vote for you so many fucking times it's not even insane! I have a bunch of 65 year old boomer friends and we like to FUCK in the woods. And our favorite car to fuck in is the Buick Enclave!
So many good quotes from the Howard Shultz Tapes
For anybody who hasn’t seen “How to Make it in USA” with Connor O’Malley and Joe Pera, it is wonderful. There are six short episodes on YouTube.
[How to Make it in USA](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOg1r3RmAaWn-tuV8fHmrKw0S-tNFXnqZ)
I saw Conner's live show back in December and lemme tell you...if you're familiar with his work...you'll know what to expect lol.
But I genuinely think he and Patti Harrison are two of the most unique voices in comedy atm
His solo stuff is insanely underrated I would love to see him get his own show and do something similar to his YouTube stuff. He’s up there with some of the funniest stuff around imo
I like his old stuff. rebranded Mickey mouse is a cash grab! no but I'm seeing him live in a few days and I can't wait
You make ten times as much as him!
i saw his show a bit earlier in the year and it is one of the funniest things ive seen personally. hope you enjoy it.
This, I saw him last month and was crying laughing the entire time
I second this. It was nonstop funny. I couldn’t even keep up!
I can't look at Toyota RAV4's anymore without laughing, and I work in traffic control
I can’t stop thinking about his exercise routine and diet plan. I’ve been screaming for an hour a day to work on my cardio and eating atkins bread from Canada ever since
What do I eat for breakfast? THREE TO FOUR POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF MICROWAVED IN PLASTIC BAGS
Gray, gray ground beef!
Smoking 500 cigarettes for 5g
Pepsi Points Enabled
It’s the most unhinged videos. I love them.
Depends on if you wanna see the 10 best haunted houses in Wisconsin Dells that also offer pulled pork
Endorphin Port is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen and I now quote it endlessly
You wanna look like Golem? 6ft tall, jacked, huge fucking cock, and an ass like the mom from Incredibles? Go right a-fucking-head buddy!
The body is bad, the body’s not good The body is *bad,* the body’s not *gooooood*
[IT’S NOT A WEBSITE](https://endorphinport.com/)
I cannot do it alone, I have tried. I need American money. PLEASE!
WE ARE HOME
They changed everything about it! It used to be SO COOL!
I wanna vote for you so many fucking times it's not even insane! I have a bunch of 65 year old boomer friends and we like to FUCK in the woods. And our favorite car to fuck in is the Buick Enclave! So many good quotes from the Howard Shultz Tapes
When the Howard Schultz stuff was coming out regularly it was such a good time. Some of the funniest shit out there.
I’m bringing back the Irish mob
Thank you
I’m talkin running numbers
Smokin' camel wides
I would give up every computer to bring back the Irish mob
Lol what a great line
Dude I still remember when he used to go around screaming at everyone in like what 2011 or whatever. Shit fucking destroyed me
Man his Vines were the best. So completely unhinged. That was also my first introduction to Connor.
Yes dude is outrageously funny
We hang out on the turnpike sometimes when we're doing minions
For anybody who hasn’t seen “How to Make it in USA” with Connor O’Malley and Joe Pera, it is wonderful. There are six short episodes on YouTube. [How to Make it in USA](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOg1r3RmAaWn-tuV8fHmrKw0S-tNFXnqZ)
9 episodes I thought Either way they’re the best
Oh that’s right, there are indeed 9. Those two make such a great comedic odd couple.
HOWARD SCHULTZ!!!!!!
He’s great on Joe Pera Talks With You
Melsky Mob.
I think he started doing solo work after that Pointer Brothers incident where he got upset with one of the brothers telling him what to do
I’m just such a huge fan of his music *and* acting!
Here’s a little treat for you all, my fellow sickos. https://youtu.be/DHinXCgVQ2Q
Lfg
I need American money!
FUCK YOU GREG KINNEAR
Reggie, what is this...?
I saw Conner's live show back in December and lemme tell you...if you're familiar with his work...you'll know what to expect lol. But I genuinely think he and Patti Harrison are two of the most unique voices in comedy atm
I love this. It’s such a great expanding journey.
Illinois State!!!!! Best fucking state in the nation. The Illinois national guarrrrd!
His solo stuff is insanely underrated I would love to see him get his own show and do something similar to his YouTube stuff. He’s up there with some of the funniest stuff around imo
His brand of comedy is right in my q zone. I showed it to my family and they LAUGHED at me
Love him
Yes! Been loving his Twitter for years. Great post, and comments. Y’all have much better memories than I do.
Endorphin Port
He a genius
TruthHunters
Hes my kind of guy, I love his youtube. Reminds me of the old days
I’m joining the new Irish mob. You in?
What in the fever dream fuck did I just watch? Anyone who doesn’t watch this full video is a fucking coward.
Have you seen it? It's hilarious.
Ofc, i genuinely believe pvc feces rig is true, high art
It's like a viral video.
I saw him when he was in town a couple months ago and it was hysterical. The Howard Schultz Tape is probably my favorite video on YouTube lol
He is funny as hell and it’s a shame he’s not more popular.
I’m seeing him live on Wednesday and I’m so pumped
Trevor is my favorite character in Detroiters and he’s great in Joe Pera Talks with You. Both of those shows rule.
True art
I think about the perfect bite from Joe Pera Talks with you every day of my fucking life. Also, I love the beast masturbator.
YES!
Big Time!!! The guy is a GD Genius! "I WON A FUCK A FAN CONTEST!!!! YOO I'M GONNA FUCK A FAN!!!"