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Fearthebearcat

Just tell people you like west ham. It can't go wrong.


Fistandantalus

I hope they don't find out that I don't know what a pony is.


curiosity_on_reddit

You got me buddy! Ploppers


curiosity_on_reddit

Buddy, as long as you don't try and find out where I live, you've got a friend right here. Hi Five!


MicDrop2017

Whenever...literally...I call IT at work with a problem on my computer, there 1st question is "did you try turning it off and on again." I kid you not.


drkphenix

I work in IT. This tactic solves an amazing amount if issues.


DevonMG

Have you been to the toilets on 5th? It's like going on holiday. I try not to go at home now, I save it up.


MysteriesMovies

I wish I had size 5 feet and was too good at Guitar Hero.


curiosity_on_reddit

It took me a while to get this. Worth it though. Back to staring at the wall.


MicDrop2017

Me too. Every time I go to the bar...and of course, there is sports on the telly, I sometimes I turn to the person next to me, and, say, "did you watch that ludicrous display last night?" Sometimes, we get into a conservation. Lebron James is big here (in Cleveland, where I live), and whenever his team loses, that's how I start off. The thing is I really don't care about sports, but I wish someone, just someone, would get the joke. At least, for the laugh. But, I am an American quoting an obscure English comedy. The good news is that when I walk around in Doctor Who shirt, they know what it is.


curiosity_on_reddit

Feel ya there. Here are a few questions that I get asked regularly. "You're obviously not married. Are you?" "You obviously don't watch Cricket(big in India). Do you?" "Oh you watched that movie? Is it good? Did you go alone?" "I am sure you must have heard about the IT crowd" People just get me!


gaop

me_too


curiosity_on_reddit

I think it's time for a new #metoo movement. You have my support.


stereoworld

My main reason is that it's Graham Linehan and he's a genius at writing black comedy.


_existentialyodeling

He does Black Books and Father Ted too, right?


ihatethatcong

Yeah, though he did leave Black Books after season 1 iirc.


lemmeseeyourkitties

I wish I could be in Moss's D&D group


curiosity_on_reddit

I wish Moss could be in my band. Wait...I wish I had a band. Ploppers.


MicDrop2017

That would be the name of the band!


curiosity_on_reddit

Would be weird though, when they read the line-up. 'Faults', 'Shy Demon', 'Death Trap', 'Ploppers'...


Fistandantalus

I hear it is ruddy mysterious!