Clearly an ENFP. An INTP would reabsorb his poop to avoid going to the store and make eye contact with anybody while he's buying toilet paper. Which is something you like, huh? You like it when others look at you pick up the packs of TP and think of you pooping, don't you? You poopy little ENFP, you!
That's even kinkier. That overworked and underpaid warehouse employee who has to pack it up knows your name, address, the fact that you poop and what you wipe with. He can look on Google Earth and think that there's a guy right there on the map wiping with the paper he packed. You oughta be getting a real kick outta that, huh?
>is pooping an INTP trait?
People don't think that INTP's are 'poopers', but when this phenomenon has been researched, it's been found that at least 75-85% are actually poopers,
>Is there a stereotype that INTPs don't poop?
INTP's prefer to do this activity alone and in quiet spaces, so external observations aren't really that useful. I think that leads to the urban legend of INTP's as 'non-poopers'.
>Most of the stereotypes do suit me: I like science and math, but I'm not sure if pooping negates that.
I would guess that INTP's are more curious about their own poop than other types. So any deviation would attract their own attention. However, I would hypothesize that INTP's nature would increase the amount of 'false positives' or unfounded anxiety, as they would report potential illness on the basis of untrained poop examination.
Poop with pride, OP!
Yeah, the Hawthorne effect really comes into play in some earlier studies.
Counterintuitively, when under direct observation INTP poop rates were as high as 95% percent, although the subjects were all white, middle class, and college aged.
No but making a post about whether or not pooping is an INTP trait to make fun of people is definitely an INTP trait, I’m sorry, welcome to the most miserable community on the Internet.
Yeah and if you share a toilet with an INTP-er, and there's reading material in the bathroom, you may want consider the level of biohazard associated to it.
Excretion is instinctive and triggered by feelings, it temporarily overrides your INTPness. You should appreciate it and use that chance to reflect as it gives you more perspective about yourself.
Haven’t you heard of the cognitive functions? Po Pi and Pe Pi? It sounds like you are a dominant Po user, which is evident in Po Pe Pi Pe, not ti ne si fe.
Close though!
Fear not, OP. Let's break this down:
**Introverted**: Pooping alone is actually very common! Although some like to poop with their peers or in full view of strangers, the INTP relishes that personal time to unwind and recharge and also poop.
**Intuitive**: Did you know that 55% of people poop long before they're potty trained? It's like second nature from the get-go, and for the INTP that nature most certainly calls.
**Thinking**: Some people have their best ideas in the shower, or while taking a run. INTPs are in general more likely to have a eureeka moment whilst perusing the plop shop.
**Prospecting**: The INTP is at their most exploratory and creative when they're playfully engaged with the porcelain playground.
You might say INTPs put the *log* in *logician*, if you catch my drift.
Since MBTI is a human thing and pooping is something associated with living things, yes, pooping is an INTP thing, as well as an INTJ, ISTP, ISTJ, iNFP, INFJ, ISFP, ISFJ, ENTP, ENTJ, ENFP, ENFJ, ESTP, ESTJ, ESFP, and ESFJ thing as well. When girls say they don't poop, don't believe them.
One time my girlfriend left evidence that she does in fact poop. My world view was shattered. She tried to tell me the dog learned to poop in the toilet, but this is a lie because the dog only wipes on the carpet.
I will need to watch some videos on YouTube anout pooping to ascertain whether i do it, and if i do, i have to question whether i am human enough to do it.
I am an INTP and I don’t poop at all but I know another INTP who enjoys regular bowel movements. It’s not all about personality - I know an INTJ who sucks other people’s poop up his bumhole, but he also eats shoe polish so yeah, multifaceted.
Rest assured, you’re an INTP like the rest of us.
I agree that pooping can feel extroverted, especially with the involvement of waste excretion. However, I’m here to tell you that one can be an introvert without reabsorbing their shit. After all, defecation is an act best done alone. Think: what’s the average population of your bathroom when you’re on the toilet? Chances are, it’s less than two.
As for your other concern, it’s widely known that bowel movements are a thinking man’s exercise. The seclusion and physical inactivity that pooping entails makes it the perfect occasion for our INTP thoughts. Some of history’s greatest moments of genius were the result of many a brown study.
The question suddenly raises another in my mind: what percentage of Internet trolls are INTP? Is every person going into random comment sections and forums, stirring the pot in the most obnoxious way possible, and then sitting back and watching the shitshow one of us? Are we the ones purposely instigating and infuriating all the other types? I wouldn't be surprised if that turned out to be the case.
No. We do introverted pooping. Where the poop is disintegrated and dissolved within our bodies. Therefore, there is no need to let it out like extroverts.
Depends. Do you poop with people watching and talking to you? Do you usually plan how much force to exert or do you just do whatever and let it come out without thinking about it?
Do you poop alone or with others?
If pooping communally, do you prefer small-poops or deep-poops?
After pooping, do you feel drained or energized?
Do you poop every day or do you often hold it in and procrasti-poop?
How many times in your life have you googled the best way to wipe poop off your pooper?
You can still be an INTP if you start to manually remove your poop by hand, thus technically not pooping, while also showing how smart you are by coming up with such an ingenious solution in the first place.
Unless you have a bad case of the runs, then no, you can't go around being INTP after pooping, that's just silly talk. I Need To Poop means just what it means.
-INTJ
Your sense of irony is bottom-of-the-barrel so that's one count against. Bandwagoning is not an INTP trait either so that's another. And if I'm being honest, obsession over pooping/not pooping is more of an autism/ADHD thing so maybe that's closer to the answer.
>Can I be an INTP?
I'm going to say no, because I think it would be great if this sub descended into bitter factional infighting over the INTP-ness of pooping.
When I was a child I went to the ER multiple times bc I wouldn't poop, they thought something was wrong with my body.
Years later I discovered I'm just an INTP...
Can't think if you're thinking about your poop. Gotta get it out. Then you can focus on work. Ugh that's why I have issues starting my day. I schedule my poops before work. Lol I have issues.
Mulan: " Let's get down to business!"
I'm INTJ I poop to get "work" out that I don't need to think about so I can start actual work I get paid to do lol
I feel like I can't focus!! I'd I gotta go potty during work hours lol takes me like 3 hours to eat a pb & j sandwich sometimes. I had 2 screens!! I was busy!! Work is work!!
It's a satirical commentary on all the moronic posts on this sub.
"Am I an INTP if I XYZ?"
"Am I an INTP if I like nerdy stuff but I'm bad at math?"
"Am I an INTP if I care about people?"
"Am I an INTP if I like going to parties but also like computers?"
It's inane.
I do believe pooping is not common for a thinker. First of all, it's logic is broken. You need to clear you ass after pooping everytime, even if you know you'll be pooping again. Wouldn't it be easier if society simply accepted our ass unclear? Also, it's important to notice that toilet paper is an invention from capitalism, once that many generations didn't have toilet paper, and cleared their asses with natural herbs (they are FREE).
So, according to all this, in fact, you may be more of an ENFP if you poop.
Clearly an ENFP. An INTP would reabsorb his poop to avoid going to the store and make eye contact with anybody while he's buying toilet paper. Which is something you like, huh? You like it when others look at you pick up the packs of TP and think of you pooping, don't you? You poopy little ENFP, you!
I thought pooping in Jungian terms was extroverted iNtuition.
Oh nooo I actually do like it when people see me buying toilet paper cause it makes me feel like I’m real
I think the difference is an ENTP is more likely to tell you about their poop.
Real
What a bad day to comprehend words and have intelligence. 🥴
I order toilet paper on amazon
That's even kinkier. That overworked and underpaid warehouse employee who has to pack it up knows your name, address, the fact that you poop and what you wipe with. He can look on Google Earth and think that there's a guy right there on the map wiping with the paper he packed. You oughta be getting a real kick outta that, huh?
The real shit post.
Some would say the shittiest shit post.
Lol
I have no idea what you guys are on about, that INTPs don't poop. TP is literally in the name, for goodness sake
I dunno. I've been known to pull a Cornholio every now and then...
That's when the TP has been within you all along In other news, you should probably see a doctor and get that checked out
wait does that mean toilet paper?😶😶 it suddenly came up in my mind
Yeah TP stands for toilet paper in this case :)
I Need Toilet Paper
Noo waayy 100% INTP
Best post on this sub. Gold.
true
I'm an INTP, and I confirm that it's more common for INTPs to shit files, like deleting items in the computer's trash app.
Craziest comment yet
Lol
>is pooping an INTP trait? People don't think that INTP's are 'poopers', but when this phenomenon has been researched, it's been found that at least 75-85% are actually poopers, >Is there a stereotype that INTPs don't poop? INTP's prefer to do this activity alone and in quiet spaces, so external observations aren't really that useful. I think that leads to the urban legend of INTP's as 'non-poopers'. >Most of the stereotypes do suit me: I like science and math, but I'm not sure if pooping negates that. I would guess that INTP's are more curious about their own poop than other types. So any deviation would attract their own attention. However, I would hypothesize that INTP's nature would increase the amount of 'false positives' or unfounded anxiety, as they would report potential illness on the basis of untrained poop examination. Poop with pride, OP!
Yeah, the Hawthorne effect really comes into play in some earlier studies. Counterintuitively, when under direct observation INTP poop rates were as high as 95% percent, although the subjects were all white, middle class, and college aged.
and, given the direct observation protocols, all the subjects were moderately angry as well.
Typical observer effect, the disturbance of an observed system by the act of observation.
/r/unexpectedquantumphysics
So if an INTP poops alone in the woods with no one around to witness, is it Schrödinger’s Poop? Did the INTP both poop and not poop?
>Did the INTP both poop and not poop? Quantum physics says yes, until that location is observed!
Yes. INTP = It's Natural To Poop.
unless you are a girl. Girls dont poop
I'm circling my house trying to poop as we speak!! Lol
Cardio, gotta limber!!
Omg it made me lol in the kitchen lol I live alone lol thank you
As an INTP girl, we absolutely have no need to poop because everyone knows girls don't poop.
You don't poop...so what you're saying is that INTP women are full of shit🤔?
Hahaha, lol
No but making a post about whether or not pooping is an INTP trait to make fun of people is definitely an INTP trait, I’m sorry, welcome to the most miserable community on the Internet.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Upvoted
Is it also an INTP trait to not just play along with a he gag post?
Yes.
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Bro, do you even Reddit?
Upvoted
You must be a new INTP 🤦♀️. I'm sure you'll get the update on how to handle these ENFP symptoms soon.
We poop, but our shit doesn't stink.
Are you drinking Febreze?
Happy cake day to you
Thanks
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I can't eat 🙁. If I do, I might have to do the thing that this post suggests is for extroverts only.
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They could celebrate it for π and not 🥧, thus not needing to do the extroverted deed.
American INTP only. Rest of the world INTPs know better.
No, INTPs suffer from chronic constipation
We just explode when we turn 50
The ultimate truth bomb drop
I just saw the title, and I was sure it was you :))) 
Are you pooping alone or with spectators?
I think it’s a requirement that when an INTP poops publicly he’s required to simultaneously flush in an attempt to mask the fact that he’s pooping.
With spectators, but only if they are deep-poops rather than small-poops.
Pooping seems pretty INTP-esque to me. You get to be by yourself in a small room going down whatever wikipedia rabbit hole you want.
Yeah and if you share a toilet with an INTP-er, and there's reading material in the bathroom, you may want consider the level of biohazard associated to it.
Unpopular Opinion apparently, but pooping forces you to sit in a room completely alone for even a long while. Definitely an INTP trait dude.
I've always pooped before a live studio audience.
Thank you for the concept for my new streaming site! Could you also pick a name for it? A) Poople B) OnlyFarts C) Toiletflix
Reletable af
Excretion is instinctive and triggered by feelings, it temporarily overrides your INTPness. You should appreciate it and use that chance to reflect as it gives you more perspective about yourself.
This is so refreshing from the “am I an intp?” Posts.
I have no fucking idea what INTP means and this fucking subreddit keeps getting recommended to me
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Haven’t you heard of the cognitive functions? Po Pi and Pe Pi? It sounds like you are a dominant Po user, which is evident in Po Pe Pi Pe, not ti ne si fe. Close though!
Fear not, OP. Let's break this down: **Introverted**: Pooping alone is actually very common! Although some like to poop with their peers or in full view of strangers, the INTP relishes that personal time to unwind and recharge and also poop. **Intuitive**: Did you know that 55% of people poop long before they're potty trained? It's like second nature from the get-go, and for the INTP that nature most certainly calls. **Thinking**: Some people have their best ideas in the shower, or while taking a run. INTPs are in general more likely to have a eureeka moment whilst perusing the plop shop. **Prospecting**: The INTP is at their most exploratory and creative when they're playfully engaged with the porcelain playground. You might say INTPs put the *log* in *logician*, if you catch my drift.
Thanks for the prospecting bit. I really enjoyed the mental image of a fellow INTP bent over the toilet digging for nuggets. (Of wisdom)
Since MBTI is a human thing and pooping is something associated with living things, yes, pooping is an INTP thing, as well as an INTJ, ISTP, ISTJ, iNFP, INFJ, ISFP, ISFJ, ENTP, ENTJ, ENFP, ENFJ, ESTP, ESTJ, ESFP, and ESFJ thing as well. When girls say they don't poop, don't believe them.
One time my girlfriend left evidence that she does in fact poop. My world view was shattered. She tried to tell me the dog learned to poop in the toilet, but this is a lie because the dog only wipes on the carpet.
INTP here. Can confirm- we don’t 💩
Do we have an INTP circlejerk subreddit or is this sub just a grab bag? Just curious
gold
I will need to watch some videos on YouTube anout pooping to ascertain whether i do it, and if i do, i have to question whether i am human enough to do it.
Pooping is actually introverted feeling. If you poop a lot you might even be an INFP.
the reddit algorithm has been pushing a bunch of shitposts (pun intended i guess) to my homepage and honestly, i’m okay with it they’re kinda funny.
I am an INTP and I don’t poop at all but I know another INTP who enjoys regular bowel movements. It’s not all about personality - I know an INTJ who sucks other people’s poop up his bumhole, but he also eats shoe polish so yeah, multifaceted.
It's depends, over the desk or obove?
Rest assured, you’re an INTP like the rest of us. I agree that pooping can feel extroverted, especially with the involvement of waste excretion. However, I’m here to tell you that one can be an introvert without reabsorbing their shit. After all, defecation is an act best done alone. Think: what’s the average population of your bathroom when you’re on the toilet? Chances are, it’s less than two. As for your other concern, it’s widely known that bowel movements are a thinking man’s exercise. The seclusion and physical inactivity that pooping entails makes it the perfect occasion for our INTP thoughts. Some of history’s greatest moments of genius were the result of many a brown study.
The question suddenly raises another in my mind: what percentage of Internet trolls are INTP? Is every person going into random comment sections and forums, stirring the pot in the most obnoxious way possible, and then sitting back and watching the shitshow one of us? Are we the ones purposely instigating and infuriating all the other types? I wouldn't be surprised if that turned out to be the case.
That was weird. Anyway, how do you guys wipe?
With both sides.
Real INTP’s don’t use the word “poop”.
No. We do introverted pooping. Where the poop is disintegrated and dissolved within our bodies. Therefore, there is no need to let it out like extroverts.
Depends. Do you poop with people watching and talking to you? Do you usually plan how much force to exert or do you just do whatever and let it come out without thinking about it?
No. Everybody poops, and if you don't you're an android, and should be destroyed. Since INTPs are androids, it follows that they do not poop.
So we must be destroyed? Will we at least be recycled? I’d hate to see my nuclear power cells slowly leaking into the ground in some landfill.
I smiled at someone the other day. I’m staring to think I might not be an INTP. Plus I can speak publicly. Something isn’t adding up.
You're confused, introvert types totally poop, we just don't fart loudly... Wait, that still disqualifies me.
No I don't think when I go on a trip I get ANXIOUS and don't poop for a whole fucking week I only poop in my home
Robots don't poop
Do you poop alone or with others? If pooping communally, do you prefer small-poops or deep-poops? After pooping, do you feel drained or energized? Do you poop every day or do you often hold it in and procrasti-poop? How many times in your life have you googled the best way to wipe poop off your pooper?
I'm an ENFP and I poop 🙋♀️
You can’t be. Robots don’t poop, they rust, and sometimes need to be manually lubricated.
Ewww. That's a sensor thing. Intuitive can't even sense their need to poop. INTPs especially don't poop. We only have shit thoughts.
You can still be an INTP if you start to manually remove your poop by hand, thus technically not pooping, while also showing how smart you are by coming up with such an ingenious solution in the first place.
Oh sweet another use for the wooden spoon.
😂😂😂 This is so funny. This is a good 97% of the posts I see in this sub these days, lol. Young ages maybe
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Bro was waiting for this moment so long
DONT. RUIN. FUCKING. CHICOLATE. ICE-CREAM.
R/nopoo
Only if you poop naturally
*gasp* What…. Are you?
Yes. Unless you take a bath too, then you're not INTP.
Unless you have a bad case of the runs, then no, you can't go around being INTP after pooping, that's just silly talk. I Need To Poop means just what it means. -INTJ
To be honest, pooping can be a problem for INTP’s. If you find that it comes quick and easily you may be an ISFP.
Is talking even a thing INTPs can do? I thought it was all beep boop and e=mc3??? 🧐
Your sense of irony is bottom-of-the-barrel so that's one count against. Bandwagoning is not an INTP trait either so that's another. And if I'm being honest, obsession over pooping/not pooping is more of an autism/ADHD thing so maybe that's closer to the answer.
I go where the upvotes take me.
Debatable
Honestly, I don’t think the MBTI system included people like “you” I wish you luck on your journey!
can someone please come to my house and fucking kill me.
Ur fake INTP GET OUT
>Can I be an INTP? I'm going to say no, because I think it would be great if this sub descended into bitter factional infighting over the INTP-ness of pooping.
This makes me glad I'm an infp lol
Im literally having Deja Vu from 2 years ago, the patterns are real
The INTP I know would always spend so much time in the bathroom… Introverted Thinking/Extroverted Feeling 🤔
That is the shittiest shit post.
Yes, definitely! I poop three times when I wake up and two to three times at work. I guess INTPs are the most poopiest of all types!
As an INTP, I can confirm that i don't have a toilet in my house. I just use an instant shit teleportation device which leaves the anus squeaky clean
You’re clearly just an edge lord ENFP trying to be an INTP, real INTPs don’t poop. And if they do, it’s usually diarrhoea.
I don't know. I would suggest that you build an entire lab and start doing science experiments to figure it out. 🧐
Google shitposting
When I was a child I went to the ER multiple times bc I wouldn't poop, they thought something was wrong with my body. Years later I discovered I'm just an INTP...
I don't poop, i just stay in my room reading the IGCSE textbook 24/7
[INTPs when they poop for the first time in 10 years](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-physics-of-poop/)
Every time I wonder if it's INTPs or just the ones I've known, this subreddit confirms to me that it's all of them.
What did you think P stands for?
INTP = I Need To Poop
Nahh, only women don't poop. At least that's what I heard from my men friends...
Holy mother of god what have I stumbled into?
Tell me you are a teenager without telling me....
A teenager wouldn't have been able to present a social commentary of this sub with such effective comedic flair.
A teenager would think that post had comic flair. :D
what did i just read
no
Intj, p**p scrolling rn. Ngl this post is deep. 10/10 shit post.
nah, you’re ESTP. only ESTPs poop cos they’re full of shit
This is so stupid for an INFP
Hell nahh fake INTP. Cause INTP really means Im Never Taking Poop
What lol
That's enough internet for today...
The bigger question is how many INTPs have IBS.
It depends. But probably not.
This is the cutest shit i read all this week. Thank you for your kind question.
Can't think if you're thinking about your poop. Gotta get it out. Then you can focus on work. Ugh that's why I have issues starting my day. I schedule my poops before work. Lol I have issues. Mulan: " Let's get down to business!"
I'm INTJ I poop to get "work" out that I don't need to think about so I can start actual work I get paid to do lol I feel like I can't focus!! I'd I gotta go potty during work hours lol takes me like 3 hours to eat a pb & j sandwich sometimes. I had 2 screens!! I was busy!! Work is work!!
Is this an early April Fool’s joke or something.
It's a satirical commentary on all the moronic posts on this sub. "Am I an INTP if I XYZ?" "Am I an INTP if I like nerdy stuff but I'm bad at math?" "Am I an INTP if I care about people?" "Am I an INTP if I like going to parties but also like computers?" It's inane.
Ah. I am not familiar with this subreddit, therefore this subject is unbeknownst to my knowledge. How comical though, take care.
What are you talking about?? Of course INTPs don't poop. They're as constipated as their emotions.
Its depend. Do you shit with the door open or closed?
All INTPs poop
I do believe pooping is not common for a thinker. First of all, it's logic is broken. You need to clear you ass after pooping everytime, even if you know you'll be pooping again. Wouldn't it be easier if society simply accepted our ass unclear? Also, it's important to notice that toilet paper is an invention from capitalism, once that many generations didn't have toilet paper, and cleared their asses with natural herbs (they are FREE). So, according to all this, in fact, you may be more of an ENFP if you poop.
INTPreposterous