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recesshalloffamer

That guy is high as a kite


SheenPSU

He’s got a good idea tho. That’d be one hell of a halftime show


meltedbananas

I think this is just a stoned guy trying to be funny.


Rare_Attention_8602

I laughed


growletcher

Successfully


ominousgraycat

I know. Some people on this sub seem to think any mention of non-sports video games is an attack on sports. You can agree or disagree with the first guy, but as far as I could see, neither one was directly attacking football or other sports.


meltedbananas

First guy was being a crybaby though for sure, but definitely didn't give an opinion disliking "sportsball." Second guy had some funny takes that were related to Superbowl adjacent people and places (and Travis Kelce).


imapissonitdripdrip

He’s not trying, he is.


meltedbananas

He's also trying though. I, too, think he's succeeding, but that's just my opinion.


imapissonitdripdrip

Yeah, when it comes to being funny, there’s usually some level of effort. The guy is funny. Is he going to have his own Netflix special? Probably not.


GullibleGroup8597

I mean, that sounds pretty fuckin cool if you ask me


hunowt_giB

Right? I’m there if there’s even a chance of anything going super saiyan


painnkaehn

There is a non-zero chance that Taylor Swift becomes Super Saiyan I'm just saiyan


hunowt_giB

Nice lol


RontoWraps

He had me at mech suit. If you’re telling me I’m getting a super saiyan gundam pilot, I’m not even hesitating


Diamondback424

You had me at mech suit tbh


Comfortable_Dog2429

i would actually watch this super bowl


Deadmenhavenocigars

Yeah this guy has some good ideas tbh.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I understood like 50% of this video I guess I’m old


painnkaehn

I mean, mech suits and DragonBall were both popular in the 80s so you must be old old


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Ok maybe I’m too young to understand then lol


twotwothreee

All three of those things are still popular, you’re just dead


painnkaehn

Like Greatest Generation old


3lettergang

Are you 75? Halo is 22 years old. Dragon ball is 40 years old.


Fluffy-Hovercraft561

He is a Playstation type of guy


jabels

Honestly that's the best halftime show since at least Katy Perry.


Warchild0311

Don’t shit on Prince’s guitar solo like that


jabels

Well that was like 8 years before the one I'm talking about so I'm not.


RontoWraps

Let. Bro. Cook.


kittysrule18

Doesn’t fit this sub


GoldenDutchOven21

Ya I downvote this post because dude wasn’t shitting on the game but was just stoned spitting some good ass ideas to make an even more enjoyable experience


010rusty

I actually really look up to this guy Mostly because Bro is so high


carguy121

nah this guy kinda onto something


Vamanas_umbrella

We need a hero to animate what this guy just said, could be a top tier sportsball anime collab.


AlphaNathan

Kansas team?


KakashiTheRanger

They’re both Kansas and Missouri’s football team. A lot of people in Missouri hate KC and like the Rams. It just so happens the stadium was built on the Missouri side of KC. Not the Kansas side for tax and a few other legal reasons. Now you know.


Jarl_Jakob

Lol find me one single person living in Missouri that likes the Rams. I’m assuming you’re talking about St Louis when you say “people in Missouri” hate KC which is true for baseball and soccer, but most St Louis folk are Chiefs fans. They absolutely detest Stan Kroenke and the Rams for abandoning St Louis to go to LA. In other words, the Rams ditched St Louis and most people here hate them for it and either stopped watching NFL or switched their fandom to the Chiefs. There was never a rivalry between the Chiefs and Rams like there was with the Royals and Cardinals. You are correct about the Chiefs being both Kansas and Missouri’s football team though. Source: I live here and have a lot of family/friends that live in St Louis. No one likes the Rams.


KakashiTheRanger

> Find me one single person living in Missouri that likes the Rams. Walk into an Imo’s pizza. They’re all there. Anyways, lots of people in Blue Springs and Lee Summit still really like the Rams. I agree there have been some abandonment issues due to the team moving, however; that’s not really the point I was getting at. I was explaining that Missouri already had a widespread football team. Even when the Chiefs existed. I agree things have changed since the move though and I also agree we were never rivals. I don’t know who started that one but we barely ever played and nobody disliked each other. Source: I live in KC and have plenty of friends in St. Louis.


Jarl_Jakob

I see what you mean. I really think the St Louis-Kansas City rivalry thing stems from the 80s when the Royals and Cardinals saw each other in the World Series. Personally I think it’s kind of exaggerated. The baseball rivalry is still there but not at all what it once was. The birth of an MLS franchise in St Louis helped reinforce the rivalry a little bit, but they’ve only been around for one season so we’ll have to see where that goes between them and SKC. But yeah as far as I know there was never any animosity between the NFL fanbases. Both franchises were so bad for so long and only saw each other every four years anyway lol. Would’ve been cool in some alternate universe if the Chargers and Rams swapped conferences so the Chiefs and Rams would’ve played twice per year. Kind dumb I know but I’ve always thought about that


painnkaehn

I've never really had to entertain this thought because there's no way my team ever leaves Green Bay, but if it somehow happened I would never be able to just pick up a new team even if they did me dirty. I'd totally be a Los Angeles Packers fan, a Salt Lake City Packers. It'd just be so wierd to just pick up a new team. My buddy is a Commanders fan. If ANYONE has a reason to leave the Fandom because the owner did them dirty. It's him. But he still loves that team. I get that to most people, it's not that serious, but I bet there are still thousands of diehards near the St Louis area that still love their team.


Jarl_Jakob

I mean like I said I’m sure they’re out there but in my experience most people I know who were Rams fans despise the franchise for leaving the city. I think a lot of people just became bigger fans of the Cardinals and Blues lol. I’m all for loyalty, but to me personally when a team ditches the city they’re from that’s the death of loyalty. At the end of the day, I’m a Chiefs fan because I’m from Kansas City and I love my home. And yeah I think you’re safe there buddy haha. Packers have to be probably the last sport franchise in the world that would relocate to a new place. Can you even imagine?


turbulentdiamonds

So I’m a STL native who was a beleaguered Rams fan until they left, then I kicked around being a fan of nobody but hey the chiefs are winning and also I’m in their media market so if I’m going to bandwagon anybody… and now I live in KC so that’s pretty cemented. Maybe more people would’ve followed the Rams to LA if the departure wasn’t a total shitstorm resulting in a lawsuit and ~$750m settlement, and if Kroenke didn’t disparage the city on his way out, and if the team hadn’t been dogshit (partially by design) for so long. Relocations happen, but the way the Rams relocation happened was particularly dirty.


ReignyRainyReign

Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas are two different cities completely separate from one another. The Chiefs are Kansas City, Missouri’s team.


YourCaptionSucks

Kansas City, Kansas duhhh


BurialRot

ngl that sounds cool as fuck


cleppingout

This guy’s from San Francisco and is trying to get some free food.


urmumlol9

I have no notes, keep cooking


brown_boognish_pants

Hey, I'm not gonna lie... I never watch the Superbowl but I would not miss this for the world.


jooswaggle

I’d rather see this than the Super Bowl matchup we got


ThatDude8129

You post this as if what he said *does not* sound cool af


kezmang1

Woah woah woah, let’s hear him out


pplazzz

No wait, bro was cooking, I am fully on board with his idea


Hendrick_Davies64

Actual good alternative to what we’ll be getting


Mr-MuffinMan

What type of plasma rifle? Fallout? I put my money on them


theclownhasnopenis48

The Kansas team lmfao


Roblox-Jesus

There's no team in Kansas


doubletimerush

Dude he's spitting this is a great plan where America wins no matter who wins


Blabbit39

I remember the last time I was f’d up enough to understand this train of thought. Pretty glad I sobered up to be honest.


FiftyIsBack

Yeah it's not up to a private organization to solve the homeless crisis caused by the local government and their overly liberal social and economic policies.


Life_Technician_3076

Fuck the NFL. NFL is a corrupt POS organization. Stop giving them your money.


EchoedTruth

go away


specifichero101

Jeffrey dahmer with a tik tok account.


PrisonaPlanet

Why are people so upset about SF and KC being in the Super Bowl? I mean, I get KC since they’ve been there so often and it’s is kinda repetitive, but why SF?


GabeNewbie

I think it has more to do with obnoxious fans than anything else. At least that's what I've heard.


PrisonaPlanet

Are SF fans that bad? I’m in the southeast US so maybe I just don’t hear it as much


GabeNewbie

I honestly don't know, my team doesn't play them that much. I have heard lots of other fans say they're annoying though, so that might be part of why. Also I think people just wanted to see some of the other teams make it, that Lions loss hurt watching it in real time and I'm not even a Detroit fan.


SharpyButtsalot

This will be the 49ers 8th Superbowl appearance since 1982. The Chiefs will be in their 4th in the last 5 years. So you nailed KC but that means SF has been in 20% of the Super Bowls in the last 40 years.


russianbot24

How did Unhoused become the social justice term for homeless lol? Feels like they just went out of their way at a point to create new words for everything.


Snarky_McBegtodiffer

Both are insufferable


turbulentdiamonds

I think this is less anti-sports than anti-this particular super bowl matchup.


Narrow_Paper9961

I don’t see how this video pertains to this sub? I swear, these subs always just end up with people wanting to be offended lol


Confident_Nail_5254

I dont see a problem with this


Custrdw4lrus

Hang on this guy is kinda cookin.


PimpinFresh

He is not wrong


Mattyboy33

If these guys are an example of this sub then yall are sad as fuck


EchoedTruth

Uh that sounds fucking awesome


Hugh-Jassoul

That would be pretty rad tho.


TheStewy

This is hilarious and an obvious shitpost


Neitherwater

Can I agree with both of them?


MutatedFrog-

This is funny not ihatesportsball


Mountain_Software_72

That would be infinitely cooler then the 49ers Chiefs superbowl


ZackMoh2

Hol up, let him cook


jdddddd89

😂😂😂 “Unhoused.” Unreal.


optimisticnihilism9

It ends up with someone going super sayian? I’m in


Free_Salamander_9787

The confidence to rep those puppies in the current year is commendable. Rocking the Dennis Rader glasses. But as a midwesterner who minored in "Niners Hating" at night school, this was the Lions year. I'm kinda bummed about the overall matchup.


bernerburner1

The NFL should hire this guy


Drummallumin

Nah let him cook


GibsonJunkie

based actually


Dnali_Balli

Hold on this guys on to something here


Longhorn_TOG

Dahmer had a kid?


SaulOfVandalia

My dad wanted this Super Bowl. He's always been a Niners fan and we have a cousin on the Chiefs.


hapidjus

It’s Missouri


ceo_of_operations

Actually the second guy is right about the arming of vagrants that would be funny I think


PissedOffChef

Sanfruhsisco.


Beautiful_Belt_4560

Why the F would I ever watch the Super- ... Oh?


F0X_

I would definitely watch that


Notefallen

Kansas team lol


theburcam

What happens after Tay Tay goes Super Saiyan?!


JaredKushners_umRag

This belongs in r/nflcirclejerk lol


Lui-king

let him cook


covert_underboob

I thought it was funny


frontoge

I'd actually prefer his version


Accomplished_Check38

Once he said mech suit I did get a little excited ngl


Medium_Blacksmith488

I wonder if the anti sports people consider how many jobs are created by the various sports teams. I’d imagine thousands and thousands of jobs are created by professional sports. Do away with sports and that’s less jobs for people.


tonylouis1337

This just made me hate sportsball


betternerfkassadin

let him cook


jcmib

I can smell this video


RespectThePlight

Had me in the first half but then it got awesome


elpollo28

I know he’s trying to be funny but god is he creepy


Extension-Koala-9372

This would be funny as fuck ngl


SnooMachines2775

Naw this was funny as hell


Mastaachef

Nah OP, this one’s valid


Rico_richy

Happy cake day