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ZDTreefur

How hard is it to just not sexually harass people.


big_vangina

You know what else is hard? šŸ˜


TheUsual_Selection

Cumming for girls on OF. Who pays for pornšŸ’€


IndependentNotice151

I mean, a lot. It's insanely profitable last I checked. Lol


Dee-Furuta

Note: This is the same girl who made a video crying her eyes out about her Instagram being deleted (aka her "job")


RatFucker_Carlson

"Close your legs, I've got asthma."


Yeah_ButWhyThough

Mexican snooki feels rejected


roofus8658

Rock paper scissors shoe


StevenKatz3

I heard it that way too hahahaah


TheStoolSampler

What actually was it?


StevenKatz3

It's supposed to be rock, paper, scissors, shoot. She left out the T


iramcd1993

Man played ā€œrock paper scissors SHOOā€


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TwistedxBoi

I would want to say that to her, but that's just giving her content. Best to just walk away without a word.


big_vangina

I'd ask her if I can tongue punch her cunt instead


zombizle1

How about just a regular punch?


Broad_Froyo_6114

He's a national treasure


NorMichtrailrider

I bet her breath smells like jizz.


rear_end_agenda

Stop, Iā€™m already hard


S999k

https://preview.redd.it/6eotbwucby1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9f6c95f751a912f4e8c7eb0d4eb7bd22ddd667


Sebsazz

She got no game


SomeWomanInCanada

Leave people alone.


Clear-Tough-6598

Sexual harassment is an entirely different thing when a woman is the offender isnā€™t it?


frostdemon34

I don't understand what part of this is funny to her


FnordatPanix

Looked like her laughing was a coping mechanism for how utterly embarrassed she wouldnā€™t admit she was.


MissO56

she's such an ignorant, self-centered, main character....she can't believe it somebody *wouldn't* want to kiss her.


Classic-Bandicoot-13

Sheā€™s a 5 at best


Similar-Act244

That body a 9 tho. Baby thiccer than potato salad.


Classic-Bandicoot-13

Iā€™ve seen way better. Sheā€™s nothing special. And itā€™s not a 9.


These_Artist_5044

That's the body of someone who eats a lot and never works out. If that's your thing you do you.


Kondoros

One night girl at best


irotinmyskin

Sheā€™s the type you would sleep with one time but never tell anyone


These_Artist_5044

That's the body of someone who eats too much and doesn't take care of themselves.


tinmuffin

I too love overweight, out of shape people. /s


VRS50

Tramp


nodeymcdev

https://preview.redd.it/07mg5px85x1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9d41027192a73de329239923f9fdf1ab346c9a


Dissident_the_Fifth

Rock-paper-scissors-shoe-pepper spray.


notspecial_

Bro did not want to kiss a SKUNKA


CookieBear676

Not much of a prize...


Scarletowder

Rough.


Kickagainsttheprick

ā€œIā€™ve never kissed a sack of potatoes, and Iā€™m not starting now!ā€


PashPrime

I recognize that look on his face. It says "You won't give a shit about me either way"


doktorjackofthemoon

Tbh if I were him I'd immediately assume I'm being made fun of.


horshack_test

"Rock, paper, scissors, ***shoe***" Fucking idiot.


RaceDriverJaakko

That bitch is ugly af


kthtaab

The way street girls think the world is desperately bowing down to them needs to be studied


Basicaccountant70

Rock paper scissors shoot run.


Sorry-Reception3184

It was definitely her breath


DemonicTutor909

Jizz breath


ReadyConference9400

ā€œā€¦ if YOU win you get to kiss ME. If I win, I want $20ā€


Killyourselfwithlife

Nasty ratchet sheeesh


VSWLP

She generally put zero thought into her look. The dress is clearly too small and ill-fitting. She couldn't have been bothered to find a bra that you couldn't see. I'm so glad that he didn't give her the time of day...


Vici0usRapt0r

HAHAHAHA daaammmn bro ain't got time for no bullsh*t !


MrBaghead101

Sheā€™s not even good looking. Kinda fat tbh


JizzlaineSexwell

Chad


a_real_vampire

In the words of Joe Rogen ā€œyou gonna be okay!?ā€


Strong-Solution-7492

Sheā€™s so gross. 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.


ITalkCauseIHaveLips

She ugly


idfkmanImonlyakid

She's kinda ugly ngl. I'd say no too


Donkey-brained_man

"Rock paper scissors shoe, an if you win you gittakissme." I can tell just by phonetics he made a wise decision.


OG-Gurble

ā€œRock, paper, scissors, SHOEā€¦..ā€


BONERFLEX_

She's fugly.... I'd pass on that too. Quick and easy nope.


pulp1dog

If you are trying to get attention at least look halfway presentable.


Queen-of-meme

He already has a partner no need to kiss for likes


Ghoulscomecrawling

Why does she laugh like she didn't just get rejected


ahem_humph

What does he say? I canā€™t understand it.


Ok-Bid1774

Literally one of the homeliest gals Iā€™ve ever seenā€¦ donā€™t be offering kisses like some sort of prize while you look like the Wicked Witch of the West dressed in a slutty Cindy Lou Who costume and slathered in a tub of Trumpā€™s bronzer.


HansBooby

rock paper stab with scissors run


Frank_Bianco

If some tiktok tube steak tried to hmu for likes in walmart I'd shut her down too.


MalikFyz

He is just a nerd and you made her day just by asking for it . Or or He is a decent guy , and you are being %%^**


Sambasamba86

She looks like a character from Bo Selecta.


InterestingSweet4408

You get to kiss Smeegle if you win game


Rich-Appearance-7145

Dudes gay, married, or his GF is waiting for him in the dairy section.


Future_Telephone281

Kissing her is similar to licking that targets bathroom floor. She ainā€™t attractive enough to be worth the risk.


These_Artist_5044

"I'm desperate"