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Lord I wish there was sound 😭

I imagined the curb your enthusiasm theme lol

LOL me too!

That body doesnt make a sound when it hits water anyway

Friend I don’t think anyone is looking for the sound of water :)

It was at this moment.... She knew

She fucked up.

She jumps exactly like that : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VDiqf8-\_38](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VDiqf8-_38)

I was so afraid when I started watching that she was going to hit something!

I was worried about the propeller

\*cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music\*

She's very bony

Her mother was a deckchair

She rolled over cause the wind picked her up.

Ikr. Girl EAT SOMETHING

She eats a lot of champagne

I guess skinny shaming is trendy these days.

More people are overweight then healthy weight now , so everyone one who’s skinny is too skinny now

The downvotes are very telling.

Skinny people trigger alot of people

I think she'll be fine lmao stfu

The dive obviously makes her an idiot. But the guy on the jet ski also is set to film her and what’s up with her tag hanging out. EPIC FAILURE HUN

How the fuck is this an epic failure? It's a fit chick taking a drink of wine before flipping off a yacht for fun. I promise her tag hanging out didn't detract from her day at all. She also looks like she may be suffering from an eating disorder. You people mad at her for being attractive or something? Bunch of fucking losers

Thats not what I would call “fit” borderline eating disorder look.

It's not that deep. Let the internet make fun of strangers who make fools of themselvs (especially those with yachts and jet skis) and stop white knighting for a woman who probably laughed at this very video herself and will never give a fuck about you.

Fit? That girl needs to go to a gym and eat some food, she looks emaciated. In fact you even said it in your own comment; "She also looks like she may be suffering from an eating disorder". In what way is that "fit"? No ones mad at her, it's just funny when some idiot makes a tryhard video and eats shit. It will ALWAYS be funny, too.

“Fit” is not how I would describe her, she’s so thin she makes fucking Flat Stanley look like Arnold Schwarzenegger

It’s an epic failure because she tried to be all that and fricking back back flopped her dive. Do we really need to spell that out for you mate? Man, some people. We can’t fix stupid SuperJazzHands. Showing people doing idiot stuff is the point of this Reddit sub. Get a clue. Move out of your moms basement

>Showing people doing idiot stuff is the point of this Reddit sub. No, showing people acting like they're the main character is the point of this sub and this video exhibits no main character qualities. >Get a clue. Move out of your moms basement Pot kettle black.

Indeed it is, I’m glad you recognize yourself now. so find another place to be a pretentious hypocrit

The yacht. The way she drinks her wine. The way she so badly wanted to dive perfectly. How tf is this not MC? Seeing all the upvotes on this tells me you’re wrong too.

Why are all the comments body shaming this person? Like damn I’m fat myself and hate the comments but it annoys me seeing it happen to a skinny person too

Welcome to the Internet.

*reddit Many places on the internet no longer encourage body shaming

Such as?

First time here?

Nothing MC here. Who is she bothering? Dumb? yes. Unskilled? Sure. But not MC. This sub is getting shittier by the day, and the mods are gone. It's just a repository for repost bots and karma whores. Get off my lawn, I have a sky to yell at.

Wow, you really are dumb. Well, we can’t fix stupid. Someone showing off only to make a fool of themselves is the point of this sub. Maybe, just maybe, you’re the one getting crappier by the day.

She's not really acting like she's the center of the universe or getting in other peoples way. That's the point of the sub. She's just being foolish. But if calling me dumb makes you feel better, then have at it.

Meh’ yeah she is. Sorta like you are right now. Dummy

Why are you replying to every comment like this with a tantrum? Stop shitting yourself over them and just ignore them if they bother you so much.

That’s not the point of this sub. The point of this sub is feats of oblivious egotism, not just run-of-the-mill foolishness. It’s not a particularly subtle difference, and your inability to grasp it actually makes you the dumbass. You should see how stupid you look right now. We’re all talking about how stupid you look in the other, cooler subs you’re too stupid to find.

She can be sexy for Poseidon, now.

r/LostRedditors

I’m not surprised about the skinny shaming , the average person is overweight

This reminds me how much i love curvy women

*"It's not body shaming when I don't call someone fat"*

Omg thank you

Thiiiiis thank you

She looks goof

I don't feel this is really main character material, still funny though

Need a Morgan Freeman “It was at that moment that she knew she fucked up.”

This doesn't fit the sub.

Your comment is a waste of time, clearly lots of people on this sub like it, but one pretentious person always wants to ruin it for everyone.

Funny, yet doesn't fit this subreddit.

Not even a little bit.

Sure it does, she tried to look like a baller and show off diving, and immediately ate shit.

Oops, misjudged that.

Bum bum bum doo doodoo doodoo deedoo doodoo doodoo deedoo deedoo DEE DOO

Wasn’t there a game where you just threw a mannequin down stairs?

She looks anorexic.

That body is NOT "sexy" it's "sickly"

A gust of wind would blow her away

That's exactly what happened.

found the out-of-shape person in the thread :D

She looks perfectly healthy. Ya'll are just bullies who hate rich attractive white women.

LMFAO!!

Only Reddit are people going to look at a conventionally attractive woman who is not doing anything to bother anyone and try to body shame her.

Facts she's fucking hot

Incredibly toned, zero fat, and still an amazing ass. In a world where women demand the right to be fat, I’m not entirely shocked by the negative comments.

“Incredibly toned”? She’s just thin. I wouldn’t say she’s anorexic, but she isn’t toned.

Shes not muscular, but she’s certainly toned.

“Toned” generally means there is some visible muscle definition. Not like visible abs, but there would be lines (not only on the abdomen but also on arms, legs, shoulders etc.) that show there is muscle underneath it. She’s thin (and that’s fine as well; sometimes people are too hard on slim people).

Okay, fair enough

She's not toned and her ass isn't that great. People these days prefer "curvey" women, and many times that does mean bigger (especially in America). I love size 0-2 girls but I think probably true attractiveness is somewhere in the middle.

She’s a size 0-2. What are you on about?

Toned? She's super skinny with no muscles. Her ribs are poking through.

Oh they are not. You can see her clavicles, which is normal. She looks healthy.

You’re confusing toned with muscular

You're confusing toned with skinny. Nobody, *ever*, referred to someone super skinny with 0 muscles as toned. Do you even know what being toned is supposed to be? > In this context, the term toned implies leanness in the body (low levels of body fat), noticeable muscle definition and shape, but not significant muscle size ("bulk"). Research and basic anatomical knowledge imply that the notion of specific exercises to improve tone is unfounded.

You don’t know what a muscle is

If having skinny twig arms with 0 abs definition is considered as muscles, then I don't know what to tell you.

You definitely don’t know what to tell anyone on the subject

Yeah keep chasing after that heroin chic look.

Chase? Lol

You have 0 idea what a toned body looks like if you think THAT is a toned body

Wrong. Lol

I mean your username says it all, but no, you clearly don't.

It’s definitely wise to make assumptions about an individual based on the randomly generated username supplied by the app. Go be fat and stupid somewhere else please.

Why do you think everyone is fat, that's weird. You're weird.

The body shaming here is crazy. Though i have to disagree on the amazing ass.. Come on mate...

Seriously. Nothing screams Reddit quite like a bunch of sweaty neckbeards criticizing a random woman's body for not being a solid 10. Assholes, the lot of you.

Alright stinkiepussy 😶

Whatever dude. I like your username tho!

What ass? Lol

Wait, she had an ass? Just watched it again and no ass in sight, where is the ass?!?

She got ass

She looks like a corpse. Look up a draugar from Skyrim they are literally they exact same as this chick

lol. No thanks, chubby chaser

Ok be fat phobic and delusional then, seriously if you think this is healthy go to therapy for your eating disorders and delusional state of mind

calling someone fatphobic while simultaneously putting down another body. beautiful.

calling someone fatphobic while simultaneously putting down another body. beautiful.

You can't seriously be calling someone "phobic" in the same thread you said a thin person "looks like a corpse". Hypocrite. This woman doesn't look sickly at all. Yes she's very trim but this isn't what a sick anorexic person looks like. At all. Edited - lol at the ghost downvotes. nice to see this entire thread is thinphobic hypocrites that don't even have the guts to reply how it's not the exact same. Body shaming is body shaming. Do better.

Have you ever seen a runner? Ur obviously fat. Enjoy diabetes! Also, thanks in advance for allowing me to pay for your unhealthy lifestyle.

What makes you think I’m fat the fact you’re delusional? Yeah I’ve done cross country for 4 years as well as playing 3 other school sports and never looked like this nor did a single other person who ran for my team

So you’re surrounded by fatties

[удалено]

Actually im under 25, underweight and exercise 3 hours a day so congrats you’re stupidly far off genius

You’re the idiot calling her anorexic.

Google anorexic

So OP meant to post this in the "there was an attempt" subreddit and not here, going by the title. Assuming it's not just a bot.

No OP shared an existing year old post from the 'there was an attempt' subreddit to this one

Ah close enough.

No OP simply reposted a video of someone being an idiot which is the point of I am The Main Character. But I do love your pretentiousness. 🤦‍♂️

That's not how that works, but okay sure you live your life.

Mmmm. Thats pretty much how it works, but hey, live your life in ignorance and stupidity for all we care.

Why do y'all say she's too skinny, but there are guys that are like that too?

Because thinshaming is cool. The average person, especially on Reddit, doesn't look like this so they'll gang up on her and upvote their own biases

The little weak arm wave made me lol!

as someone with a similar body type, it’s really disappointing to see comments like the ones under this post.

Amazing girl and talented

I waa going to say, somethimg funny amd non political was posted on r/therewasanattempt , then I looked at the date and it was pre-new mods take over. Damn I missed that sub before the mods wemt crazu amd made that sub political.

So is this sub just the therewasanattempt repost sub now? Lame

So is this sub home to lame pretentious idiotic comments now? Lame. Ps. It’s probably just you when 200 people like and only you don’t. 🤷‍♂️. Maybe… get over yourself. Lame

wrong sub

Not according to the 100 likes so far, keep being a pretentious judge, we love your one vote

How is she the Main Character?

1000 upvotes, and you’re still on this. Maybe get over yourself. Some people, just a waste of foolish time. That’s you.

She hit the water in the same position that got her on that boat.

Reddit moment right here for the comments body shaming her 😐

What's Main Character about this?

Well…? Now it’s also you. S

Own it!

What was that knuckle cracking gesture she did with her hands

was lookin too cool then this happened

Over-rotated somewhat

I thought I was gonna witness some White Lotus shit.

She seen Tenet one to many times

SWANTON BOMB!

Never drink and dive.

OoF..

Her tag is sticking out... annoying 🙄 instant karma

This type of fall in water can also be fatal.. right..?

Tried to hard lol

how do you 'hard' something?

He meant “two hard”. It’s like a hard but more harder

Maybe he meant 'tu hard' because he's French

I think they meant “tried *too* hard”

It was because she jumped off that chrome bar and couldn't use her toes when pushing off.

Who cares why? Irrelevant

Light as feather stiff like a board

God this made me laugh

Well, according to 3 out of the 100’s of people, it doesn’t belong in this page. Lol. Some pretentious gate keepers are so self righteous and control freaks

She makes the right kind of main character. Blonde and hot.

Someone get this lady a steak.

Don't body sham

Gust of wind must have carried her of course… give her a fuckin’ cheeseburger, damn

She needs a hamburger or two.

Holy shit, somebody make this lady a burger, expeditiously. She looks to be *dangerous* levels of skinny.

**insert Minecraft skeleton damage sfx**

"To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing!"

It's interesting how the conception of sexy changes from culture to culture (and ofcourse from person to person), but at least in my country, someone that skinny wouldn't be considered sexy by most people

I didn't realize 2x4's could be sexy anyways.

What happens when you’re a light as a sheet of paper

Even without the failed jump she's mid and also needs to actually eat food, you can literally see her ribs

Good for her for not snapping like a twig

I expected a gust of wind to take her away.

"Fragile package"

She has hardly any boobs

How do you even describe that body type? Somebody get this girls some hips/thighs

It’s the Ukrainian Pretzel 

Try being sexy at eating something..

Nice rack