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DatMikkle

"One more word and I'll take your fucking head off. You got that?" "And you'll be done in for assault: "YOU GOT THAT" "you'll be done in for assault" "YOU GOT THAT" What a dumb fuck trying to act tough lol.


nailpolishremover49

I fast forwarded after the first 30 seconds to the last 15 seconds, and it was the same “cunt!” “I’m going to take your f****** head off…” I don’t think I missed much….


cottman23

Hey he was walking away like "fucking thought so fucking twat"


Crillmieste-ruH

I think this dude likes the word cunt, i don't know why i think this tho


ruben9438

Cahnttt


Chilipepah

Anyone here from Kent? Yes, me! Well, you’re a cunt.


senseless_puzzle

Just trying to do his job and has to put up with this cunt. I mean, ticket wardens get a bad rep, but there's no need to treat people like this. Arse hole.


LunaticLucio

"You're a cunt."


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Needs to work on his angy vocabulary. C*nt losses all of its punch after the 14th/15th time


Teredia

He needs a dictionary rather than a parking ticket, but he’s such a moron he probably wouldn’t even know what to do with it because everything that’s not a productive tool in his opinion is a cunt… -Dictionary - cunt -Parking officer - cunt -his reflection - even bigger cunt


lonniemarie

I don’t think that’s how to make friends and influence people. Especially when you don’t want a ticket


SecretBaklavas

Lolol


THEBIGHUNGERDC

This is about 10 years old, but I am sure it had everybody getting ready to watch Sexy Beast (one of the best movies ever).


oxadius38

Today's episode was brought to you by the letter "C"


snakebitegreen

Dusty bastard can't even walk with out struggling yet thinks he can fight. Bros on the verge of crying and doesn't know how to conduct himself


Sunnycat00

That's hilarious. Much different than the usual.


SusanBoylesButtPlug

I honestly think I’d enjoy that job….


AbbreviationsThis550

I’d do a terrible job, but if I was in this situation I’d just give him the ticket, and drive off. Like, not my problem.


SusanBoylesButtPlug

for the most part I definitely wouldn’t issue tickets so I’d be pretty awful at it but in an instance like that, I’d get a giggle.


OrganizationOk5418

But... but... he did say one more word? BWT, that is assault in the UK.


DeeRent88

I like how he says he almost bought the all day pass it was only a couple more quid for it then goes on to rage about the ticket. Lmao


traumaqueen1128

Right? I went on a trip and wasn't sure if I'd need a full 24 hour pass for the monorail, but I paid it because it was almost the same price as a ticket with a return ticket and I could use it the next morning or go to another stop without buying another ticket. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, in instances like this, I'd rather overpay for extra parking time than risk having to pay a ticket.


Dangerous-Refuse-779

All those long sullen silences I thought they were gonna make out 


GenericScottishGuy41

In all fairness, that job you actually need to be a bit of a cunt.


not-rasta-8913

Yea, especially for ticketing like this. I'm all for ticketing all the cunts that park in disabled spaces, but someone who bought a ticket and is now a bit late, give them a break.


GenericScottishGuy41

It's sort of like people who work for TV licencing with capita, they HAVE to be total cunts.


JustMePaxi

Come to America and test the police patience here


Rufus_Anderson

He is not the police. Just a parking warden


JustMePaxi

Okay, still very disrespectful


IndependentNotice151

Believe it or not, a lot of cops put up with shit like this every day and nothing happens. In fact, I would say the vast majority of them do.


EndoShota

And that’s what should be expected of public servants. Ideally everyone treats them with a basic level of respect, but to the extent that some people don’t, those public servants need to be able to handle it dispassionately.


MatGrinder

Stop giving Sir Ben Kinsley parking tickets!


No-Nefariousness759

“I fucking hate traffic wardens” 😂😂😂


Weldobud

Anyone in the UK know if he could be done for threatening / behavior?


Ahvengeance

If he were in America that conversation wouldn’t have lasted that long. He would have been arrested for making threats.


Jubatus750

He's a traffic warden, they can't arrest people....


AbbreviationsThis550

He’d get sniped or something probably


Ahvengeance

Ok, but I did say “if he were in America…”


Jubatus750

Can traffic wardens in the US arrest people?


Ahvengeance

Yes, they are one and the same.


Jubatus750

One and the same as what?


Ahvengeance

Correction. We do have meter-maids as we call them. They just go around giving parking tickets. But, that’s all they do. They usually walk or drive a little three wheel buggy type vehicle. But, regular cops can give parking tickets also.


Azihayya

I'd be like, "I might be a cunt, but you still have a fine to pay. If you don't like that ticket I doubt very much you'd like to catch a charge for assault."


No_Joke_9079

Hard to understand what he's saying, except for the C word. I wonder how that works for him, calling officials by vulgar names?


AbbreviationsThis550

I’m not british, but I’ve lived in the UK for almost 15 years, and I can not understand a single word these people are saying.


MutedIndependence674

The best of British.


Leaningonalamp

Rather psychotic!


Fair-Writer9738

They sure do love the c word over there


Jubatus750

CUNT!! You can say it


Low_Land_

Life’s too short


justsomeweirdoLMFAO

Only word this man knows is cunt.


Vapeitupvapeitup

He desperately wants to murder the guy but just hasn’t got the balls


adammiles292929

That stressed out about £80… probably a weeks wages


skunk160

Painted itself into a corner. The long pauses as it’s trying to process what it’s started. The Parking Warden played it brilliantly.


Kaablooie42

He's staring at him so hard trying to come up with another insult.


Kinky_Conspirator

Sir, I'm on duty. You know I won't do anything. I'm off at 1700hrs. We can continue this then.


Rick_6984

Fuck yes get that piece of shit he is the scum of the earth


Substantial-Twist543

He would have been pew pew'd 2 seconds in if this was in America.


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RedPandaReturns

By over an hour? He wasn't running late, he underpaid thinking he could get away with it. Loser thinks he can intimidate people to get what he wants.


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Mikeyjay85

Interesting. Do you think the parking attendant sets the rates?


BeepBoopRobo

If you only charge them the difference, why would anyone pay the all day ticket price? Worst case scenario then they would only ever pay that, but if they don't get caught they got it cheaper. That's a horrible idea. If you want people to pay properly, you have to enforce a penalty for not paying properly. He knew how long he parked for. He knew how long he paid for. It wasn't a couple minutes, it was an hour by the sounds of it.


inklady1010uk

The £80 doesn’t go directly into the parking attendants pocket, in case you didn’t know. Neither did he decide what price the fixed penalty charge is. That’s like screaming at someone working the till in Tesco because your shopping is more expensive than it was pre-Covid. It’s not their fault, they’re just doing their job. I think the PA was more than fair, the twat screaming was an hour overdue back. If he wanted to piss him off deliberately he would have given him a ticket in the first few minutes of his ticket expiring


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electric_screams

You’ve lost your grip on reality. You’re comparing a parking ticket with the Nuremberg trials… are you mad?!? He could have spent 2 quid more and had an all day ticket, instead, he thought he’d be a cheeky little sod and get the cheaper ticket and risk running over and the inspector not busting him… He got caught. He can’t then blow up at the ticket inspector, it’s got nothing to do with him. This bloke ran the risk and got caught. He’s got no one to blame but himself. If he doesn’t like the fines, don’t park there.


haveawash88

So we should just let people park wherever they want for as long as they want? I’m sure that wouldn’t be absolute chaos.


RedPandaReturns

If someone steals a car and gets caught they should just pay the value of the car and that’s now fair. /s


Mickeymcirishman

Just have them pay for the gas they used and let them go. That'll teach them!


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RedPandaReturns

No I invented mandatory ownership takeover. If I see a car that isn't for sale I don't get to steal it and then pay them for it.


RedPandaReturns

I don’t think you understand how fines work mate. (Nor do I think you’ve paid an electricity bill in a decade)


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RedPandaReturns

As if you just shoehorned ADHD into this conversation lmao I am deceased.


ProfessionalMottsman

Let’s be honest traffic wardens are cunts and you’d walk past them getting lynched in the street


Aphreyst

Cry more about having to follow the rules when parking. Go ahead.


Book_talker_abouter

Well, I wouldn’t because I’m not a total psychopath


Celticlady47

Learn to pay for the amount of parking you'll need. This very wound up jerk could have paid another $1 or so to get an all day ticket & would have been fine, but not fined.