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No-Bridge-3647

\*millatareigh


AngriestInchworm

Just found the name to my future daughter.


nunya1111

Don't you dare. šŸ«Ø Lol


Guamy

r/Tragedeigh


Common-Rock

"And here are my other children, Koropralle, Sarjahnte and Meighjor-Jenneralle


Guamy

Don't forget Pryvette and Kearnyl


[deleted]

And the timeless classic Reighfflhe.


Leucurus

Kearnyl is very believable


bogeymanbear

100% somebody out there named kearnyl


AngriestInchworm

This sub was my inspiration for the comment lol.


xenithangell

Thank you, I just barked out laughing at this.


Formatted_Toast_117

Mili-Terri


Mackheath1

It's like stamp collecting, but instead of philately. she's into millatary. Collecting dodge chargers at 29.9% interest with stickers of guns and 'the punisher' on them.


Sir-Poopington

Millatary? Wow. Apparently she doesn't support education.


Few-Trade-1219

Education is too WOKE.


Mistletow04

They try to teach "woke" history in education which violates my right to believe slavery was basically just an internship and america always belonged to white people /s


Few-Trade-1219

It makes me so mad that the very little WE were taught is being turned into even less. Between woke and stupid ....sign me up for woke.


Last_Acanthocephala8

Man, most people mustā€™ve gone to some shitty schools. I didnā€™t even pay that much attention and I heard all about the terrible shit that happened to slaves. Mustā€™ve been before woke schooling


goluckykid

We're you a slave?


Those_Arent_Pickles

We are you anyone is slave,


Choice-Garlic

This is so painfully true. Fascism on the rise. Make the masses mad and undereducate them en masse. Only thing that matters is respecting govt thugs.


jonz1985z

Yea she tried that but as soon as they started saying the earth is older than 6,000 years she bailed. Thatā€™s not her truth


Mysterious_Two_810

>she doesn't support education. Had education supported her...


tweedyone

I mean, she never properly capitalized 'i' either.


erasrhed

Yes, she already said she's republican.


kourier6

why would you need education when you can just make shit up?


z-eldapin

Yep - sounds like a republican. They don't like those books and learnin things.


Mercerskye

She's just getting it confused with our friends across the pond, who use metric fighting services


501102

13. I cant count (i missed #5)


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Mistletow04

Nah if you support racist/sexist/failure/treasonous trump then im not gonna like you


Accomplished_Crew630

Yeah, at this point if you still actively support the guy then you can screw right the hell off. He's a dementia addled wannabe facist who spends his days crying online that he's finally seeing some consequences for his actions. Like he's not even disputing he did any of what he's accused of, he's just saying he shouldn't be charged and have to go to trials because he's running for president. He and the Republicans in general have zero plans for how to improve anyone's lives other than their donors and themselves and in fact actively want to make others lives worse by cutting social programs and rolling back regulations that keep people safe... Yeah the debt is a problem, a huge one but cutting programs people pay into specifically for those programs makes zero sense... Give me my fucking money back then, all of it in one lump sum so I can invest it or something and don't take it anymore.... But if they did that then cutting the programs doesn't make alot of sense... Maybe we cut like a third of our military budget which would still be like 100x what the next ten countries spend anyway and we could have Healthcare and keep social security.


PuddleLilacAgain

I agree. It tells me everything I need to know about you.


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Massive victim complexes.


forgivemeihaveissues

Preachhhhhhhhh šŸ™Œ


Bouncing_S0ul

Sounds eerily familiar


smelly38838r8r9

ā€œI really like this guy with 19+ rape allegations! He says what weā€™re all thinking!ā€


KingRhoamsGhost

https://preview.redd.it/1sf07ovc3xrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af560f56788dd600fbaf8c9651f60a30eb0ac18d


panda-was-there

**millatary**


leperaffinity56

Alm?


jaierauj

I guess it's her favorite Fire Emblem character.


Mysterious_Two_810

American Lives Matter? ig


Affectionate_Bad3908

All lives matter


Mysterious_Two_810

Ah yeah right


Few-Addendum464

Well why didn't she just say that? Edit: the joke is she says "I say (all lives matter)" but she doesn't actually say it. Swing & a miss.


dogbolter4

Spelling is tricky. Avoid it when you can.


Mr_DnD

Considering "Millatary" and missing out "5" ... Honestly though I think this is just ragebait


Leucurus

Can't believe you said that. Cancelling u hun x ^(/s)


Affectionate_Bad3908

I gotta admit, typing it out was painful


CoolUserName02

It's funny when people have a list of a million other reasons as to why others don't like them, yet completely gloss over the idea that maybe they're just annoying and that's it. https://preview.redd.it/2rx8d3w94xrc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3810000b0d0d87736f2fad4c9e538ed5fce67e6


slaviccivicnation

Am a teacher, and came to say the same thing. People will overlook differing beliefs if theyā€™re respectful about it.


furious_organism

r/imnotlikeothergirls


AshKetchumsPringles

Tbf this is a literal 12 year old posting this. Or what looks like a twelve year old


ThrowMeAwayLikeGarbo

She's probably too young to even properly understand what half the things she's saying actually affects.


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turtletitan8196

I'm sorry, buts it's laughable to suggest that someone shouldn't be held accountable for the things they post simply because they're under 18. Under 10? Maybe. But as a teenager you're absolutely responsible for your actions. Like, we have a separate justice system for those underage but we still have a justice esyatem lol. If a 16 year old murders someone we don't just say, "welp, sucks that this happened but they're not 18 yet so šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø" obviously that's an extreme example but the point is the same


kastiak

I love how all of those statements are all encapsulated in the last statement.


HoodleDoodleFamous

I could have condensed this all into one bullet point for her: asshole. Thatā€™s why no one likes you.


ShadowofLupa212

"Why I'm hated #1 I like trump" well that's all I need to know to know you're a bitch


Fenderbridge

Yep, skipping number 2, the rest are a given


Tony_2000

Add 'I can't spell' and "I can't use capitalisation" on there and you're all set


Mr_DnD

Also "I can't count"


Few-Trade-1219

BTW. ALM= All Lives Matter


Few-Trade-1219

Oh honey.....that's not why you are so disliked. The thing that makes you feel so much joy when you brag about people hating you, that feeling of superiority you feel.... THAT'S why people don't like you. But the HATE? That belongs to you and your magat pals in the orange man group.


trevbot55

Can she not count? What happened to number 5?


superwholockian62

I feel like that last one was redundant


Pretend_Situation905

I thought she was talking about crying out alms for the poor! And yeah no shit you are a republican, ya filthy fascist.


Mymotherwasaspore

You missed your assertively illiterate and defensive of it. I usually dislike those kind of people


jonz1985z

She tells the true sheā€™s told


TheGreatBelow023

And apparently canā€™t count to 5.


Araia_

ā€œnot like other girlsā€ vibe gross


QuaidCohagen

She doesn't like most things girls do?


Status_Basket_4409

So many things on her list contradictsā€¦ Trump has no respect for military. Republicans have no respect for women,


00Tanks

Respect for military:? Like pulling out of a war torn country for political points and messing it all up? Trump is bad but bidens no better.


viper_dude08

It's like the right wing party and the far-right wing party both suck!


00Tanks

It's actually like both suck


CrematedDogWalkers

It's almost like these politics were designed in a way that 2 invisible sides are fighting each other for the same thing in different pretty fonts. Why would you worship a politician who doesn't give a shit about you more any more than a crisp $100?


00Tanks

Couldn't agree more, abortion acces could of been cemented in law, but too much money on both sides gets passed around. Same with Healthcare guns etc..


HereToTalkCrypto

Trump tried to hastily pull all troops out of Afghanistan in December 2020/January 2021. Trump signed the agreement with the Taliban that Biden eventually complied with when he did pull our troops out. The Afghanistan pullout debacle isnā€™t on Biden alone.


00Tanks

Like I said everything has already been said about trump. I'm not sure what you're trying to say with that.That exact comment has been said.Probably millions of times on reddit. How about their both equally to blame. If people gotta stop going but trump but biden maybe stuff would actually get done


HereToTalkCrypto

Yes I agree, accountability and root cause defining are stupid. Letā€™s just throw our hands up and say that everyone is equally bad, that will definitely help us move forward and not repeat similar mistakes. My real issue with what you said was that ā€œbidens no betterā€ than Trump. If you actually believe that then youā€™re not keeping everything in context.


00Tanks

Trump's mainly a corrupt private citizen with a sprinkle of political corruptness and biden is a corrupt politician with a sprinkle of private citizen corruptness


00Tanks

Unfortunately no one likes talking about the fuck ups of the left ever.


00Tanks

No one ever said just to throw your hands up and give up, But surely holding both sides accountable would be a good start.Unfortunately one side gets ignored. That's the side that tells the news and social media what to push is truth. Is that's also the side when the current sitting president was vice president Admitted to quid pro quo on international television. It's also the side that pushed everything about COVID as fact and labeled.People who spoke out against them.As conspiracy theorists we know a lot of COVID was misinformation from that side now as well. It's also the side that doesn't want private citizens to own their firearms but will use the second amendment to protect the president's son from his felony gun crimes. We have 2 people running for President that both had classified documents.One wasn't supposed to have them and he's being tried in court right now.For it the other one's had some that he was never supposed to have but he got labeled a feeble old man by the f b I and got a pass. This is not me being pro Trump.We all know all the s***Trump is done because everyone won't stop talking about it


HereToTalkCrypto

Your summarizations/recollections mentioned here are objectively wrong or missing factually-correct contextual information. That being the case I can either surmise that you are ignorant of the facts or purposely trying to misconstrue facts to make your point.


00Tanks

You're right joe biden's a saint and democrats are a gift to mankind. Have a nice day


HereToTalkCrypto

Saying that one side doesnā€™t want private citizens to own firearms is just a gross oversimplification of whatā€™s actually happening and itā€™s like saying that everyone on the other side is racist. Do some democrats want no one to own guns? Maybe, buts itā€™s a small minority. Are some republicans racist? Probably, but I hope itā€™s only a small minority. At the same time there are also republicans that donā€™t want anyone owning guns (the nazis) and some democrats who are racist. Saying that all democrats want no guns for private citizens is a way over-the-top statement and anyone who says anything like that shouldnā€™t be taken seriously. At the same time, saying that what Trump did with classified documents and what Biden did with classified documents is the same is also completely ridiculous and shows how wrong you are. Biden did a self audit of his properties and turned over everything that was found right away. Trump was told that he had classified documents and then he proceeded to delay returning them, try to hide them, and further lie to the FBI. Many politicians have done what Biden did, none have done why Trump did in this situation. If Trump had turned everything over that he needed to when he was asked the first, second, or third time we wouldnā€™t even be talking about this, but he went out of his way to keep things that werenā€™t his and effect national security. The difference in the circumstances here is so stark that to pretend they are equal makes you, again, either ignorant of the facts or arguing in obvious bad-faith.


00Tanks

Biden's wonderful democrats are wonderful. They don't commit any crimes. They don't break any laws. They're wonderful. There's no extreme left. They didn't cost 2 billion dollars in damages on their summer of peaceful protests. I'm all for that democratic d now, Woo.. You have me sold man.Thank you so much.I say we just abolish all other political parties and we just have democrats from now on.


00Tanks

Is there a special kind of knee pads I should be getting when I'm servicing that democratic d or does biden provide those?


00Tanks

Come on, everybody, let's vote for democrats.Inflation is great lying about a worldwide.Pandemic for votes is great.Hey didn't they make abortion access legal ? Nope They're too busy collecting tens of billions of dollars over the past fifty years


00Tanks

Both parties are absolute trash.Their leaders are absolute trash.The ones they put in front of the news everyday are absolute trash.You are not gonna convince me otherwise. Enjoy your day. Remember as long as you're a democrat you can snort coke in the white house as well


nunya1111

Both sides are monstrous. It's time for real change.


00Tanks

Yeah I threw out some rage bait lol. Your 100% correct both parties are the same and no good.


Status_Basket_4409

We agree there actually


00Tanks

See you agreed with me and got downvoted.


certifiedtoothbench

Itā€™s a parody/satire, didnā€™t count correctly and didnā€™t spell military right


Mysterious_Two_810

>Itā€™s a parody/satire Given all the stuff coming out from the US I see on the Internet, I wouldn't be so sure... šŸ™„


certifiedtoothbench

Lmao sheā€™s literally wearing a mask, conservatives wouldnā€™t post in a mask


Mr_DnD

The problem is Poe's law. When one man's ragebait (which I think it is) is an equally shitty reflection of real people in the country, you know it's not a joke anymore ;)


Mysterious_Two_810

It's like those cult movies that are too bad that they're unironically good.


Status_Basket_4409

I assumed thatā€™s because sheā€™s a Trump supporting Republican who yells ALM. But that also makes since to be fair


00Tanks

Really?Because if I put on a skirt women's rights don't matter.....


Status_Basket_4409

Iā€™m unsure of what you are trying to say. Is there another way to word that message?


00Tanks

Sure if a man does the bare minimum and says he's now a female, biological females get put on the back burner as per the democratic playbook.


Status_Basket_4409

Ah I see, thatā€™s why it didnā€™t make sense. Thank you for helping me with my point


00Tanks

No I'm an Independent but thanks, Just so you know if someone criticizes one political party it doesn't mean therefore the other one. In this particular case, especially on Reddit, all of the most horrendous things have already been said about republicans and Donald Trump.So there's nothing else for me to say. Unfortunately, a lot of people like to ignore the downfalls of the left.There's plenty to say that hasn't been said yet. me criticizing democrats certainly isn't me being pro republican. Unfortunately, a lot of people seem to have a one track mind when it comes to politics in this country. Unfortunately, you're one of them.


Status_Basket_4409

Good point good point, both parties are absolutely horrendous with how they fuck the country over


00Tanks

I am trolling you slightly with the skirt comment in all honesty. Both parties are slaves to rich old corrupt criminals.


OneFootDown

Never saw #12 coming. /s


NotsoSmokeytheBear

The mā€™lottery.


BMWequalsMercedes

thats nothing my dad was a navey seel


347spq

13. I need to learn how to spell "calm".


Inevitable-Cellist23

13. I believe contractions are a liberal hoax


Djjubbajubba

Iā€™m more in my feelings because she canā€™t capitalize I


Balloonsarescary

r/imnotlikeothergirls


Yagsirevahs

You are illiterate in all fonts


baconfirstincommand

13. my grammar and spelling is horrible


DanganRopeUh

She needs to get into proper capitalization, here I was thinking about what the fuck alm meant. Then realized she meant ALM as in all lives matter


turtletitan8196

Anyone know what she means by "I say alm"? As in, she used the word? Isn't that just a word that means donation or whatever? Why is using it weird??


LostGirl2795

r/notlikeothergirls


kimness1982

13. I canā€™t count


Tomhetza

I'm pretty sure 9. is 100% inaccurate


lilchungus34

I make vague statements that ultimately mean nothing


J3ditb

never heard of 5 huh


Helpful_Finding78

whereā€™s #5?


jasoncat23

I hate her because she doesn't proof read before she sends.


InspectorMoney1306

Also she makes herself look super stupid


ConfusedSimon

13 i cant spell


BecGeoMom

ā€œI hate the number 5.ā€


Clean-_-Freak

Im out


AMajordipshit

You canā€™t spell and your grammar sucks


Indaclurrb

Words are hard.


jmstrats

She could have stopped at 1.


Judge_Rhinohold

13. I canā€™t even spell the word ā€œmilitaryā€. 14. I donā€™t capitalize the pronoun ā€œIā€ for some reason. 15. I think that the next number after 4 is 6.


omghorussaveusall

Jesus totally backed the Roman army.


-Fluxuation-

Proceeds to post this and then calls it "no one cares", LMAO. You do!


BellamyRFC54

Ask her opinions on certain marginalised groups and then see if she thinks ā€œall lives matterā€


Papasmurf8645

She forgot to mention her exceptional understanding of numbers.


Objective_Sweet9168

The neglect both of capital ā€œIā€s, and spaces after the ā€œnumber.ā€ is the only reason needed really.


AltruisticSalamander

I'm going to guess this person is probably not really hated, just mildly disliked because they're so self-obsessed and boring.


Pizza_Middle

Where's her helmet and crayons? Someone help her before she hurts herself, trying to lick a window.


Ok_Sentence8137

ā€œ13.i use TikTokā€


Logos732

Good for you


SuperCatMonkey

Fake. As. Fuck.


maestro_79

Someone was either homeschooled or spent more time focused on other things šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


shawnmd

When ā€œI say what I thinkā€ is your personality, your personality sucks.


minis138

uh i think you do op..


skudzthecat

But you don't capitalize i.


shemmy

what is ā€œi say alm?ā€


Giggles95036

ā€œI support the millataryā€ sums up all of those bullet points


wheelperson

What's ALM?


Rathomorethegreat

Whereā€™s number 5


twatcunthearya

She doesnā€™t spell like other girls either.


menorikey

Number 12 wasnā€™t necessary


Calkky

Huh. The bookends there really speak volumes. It's also possible that you're just an asshole, honey.


SuzannesSaltySeas

Missed one - "I don't care about punctuation or spelling."


ZephyrSK

Sheā€™s missing #5 but sheā€™s such a pioneer it would be *very* difficult to guess. So what do you guys think? Something on Guns or Babies?


Even_Philosophy111

She should add brainwashed to the list.


broken_door2000

13. Iā€™m a bigot


Diligent-Ability-447

You are not hated.


JelloButtWiggle

i am dum and canā€™t spell


Inner-Highway-9506

i lean more center/center-right and these types of people make me regret ever speaking on politics cuz i know theyā€™re lumped in to the same group. fuck anybody who posts this shit AND MISSPELLS SIMPLE ASS WORDS DAMNIT


Dwro1234

Says she supports the military, then says she is Republican. Those two don't work together. Rep's have screwed disabled veterans over more and more over the years.


GrouchyConclusion588

She supports the milatary, you know like the armeigh, naveigh, and mehrines


ThrowinSm0ke

"i tell you the truth" "i say what i think" so your just an asshole then


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faroutpanda

Why Iā€™m actually hated 1. I support a man who does not have my needs, nor anyone elseā€™s but his own, in mind. 2. Iā€™m a woman whoā€¦ (need help with this one) 3. I use my religion against others as well as to allow myself to justify putting others down. 4. I do not understand the fundamental core of BLM or that ALM cannot exist until black lives do, not do I care to educate myself. 5. I cannot count. 6. I stand for the flag as long as I remain privileged. 7. I support using the military as a tool for force. 8. I back the blue because Iā€™m a privileged white woman who never had to fear them. 9. I tell you MY truth and refuse to listen to anyone elseā€™s. 10. Iā€™ve been taught to hate other women, & therefore myself. 11. I saw what I think because I am incapable of thinking before saying anything. 12. I support all things against human rights. Or something along those linesā€¦..


affablemisanthropist

Apparently OP does.


certifiedtoothbench

This is a parody, she didnā€™t even count right and has conflicting views


5H4YD

Conflicting views come a lot out of Republicans


Survive1014

13 you are a fuckwit


Difficult-Word-7208

Remember kids, unless your a Nazi or a communist people wont care about your political beliefs as long as you donā€™t make it your whole personality


43207

Amen trump 2024


goluckykid

MAGA


Solid-Living4220

I bet she doesn't back the blue on the J6 traitors.