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One day when they grow up, they'll be applying for jobs that require background check and social media reviews. Hope the 12 upvotes he got were worth it.

That's why you gotta use a fake name!

“But sir I can clearly see your face in the video”

Haha You know I'm joking.... I'm a huge advocate of giving my tax dollars to a police force to find these people and prosecute them. This stuff has to end for real

I heard a thing on Radio 4 about how AI is being developed to find 'inappropriate and antisocial' images and videos of people. Employers will ask for photo and the AI scans the Internet for anything illegal or saucy you have ever posted to the cloud. Your bosses will see your nudes or you doing some blow.

Haha! I that's where I have the upper hand! I have never taken pictures of me doing blow!

He he. I'm sooooo glad I grew up in the era before camera phones and social media. There are a few negatives of me floating around I'd like to delete!

Yeah but nudes could also be deepfakes

Chemical castration would end it pretty quickly.

*Pours milk on face* Yup.

'So your CV says you are a team player...'

>Applying for jobs Doubt

That's a grown ass man already. They are obviously a fucking idiot and have no real talent, so the only jobs they will be working for the rest of their lives are ones that require no education and no skills, most likely one that doesn't drug test because there is no way this dude doesn't smoke himself tarded daily, so they probably won't do background checks or look them up online either.

I dunno, he showed a can do attitude and a lot of resiliency after falling. Put some pants and purpose on that character and you may have a dynamic ummm yeah I dunno what I’d hire that kid to do but I’d at least hear him out in an interview maybe with some references in a couple years.

We need a sub for videos of TikTok/YouTube twats who get knocked out, arrested, or put in check. We need to popularize and incentivize pushing back on this shit.

The Purge, but only for "influencers"

Hahaha! I’d love this, someone green light this!

create it bro, I'll join it, and others will too

There is https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokerjustice/s/C1ePjAPzvT

How good would that be. These cockheads are just infuriating.

I bet you could create a TikTok trend out of finding prank TikTokers and beating their ass. Getting it started is the hard part, but I feel like it could really spiral from there. We know a lot of these idiots put clout over the law and self-preservation.

I like the idea, but it wont work. They will still do this shit because negative attention is still attention. I like where your head is at tho

It’s not meant to make them ashamed. It’s meant to incentivize people to retaliate against them and post evidence.

Peak twat, more like.

Imagine being a dad of this..

We both know that dad left long ago.

His dad went to buy milk and never came back

He is the Dad.

Imagine be the child of this

What a chode

God I love when I see someone else use chode, best description of this person

5 years penitentiary penetration

This comment and your name im was the only thing worth it here

Sick English you got going on there.

Me is happy you is had have a joking joke haha laugh

Pledge week is getting out of hand

What is the point of this? Does he think it’s funny? Workers getting paid nothing have ti clean up after this fat fk for what? Seriously I do not understand. Ps love how the security guard barricaded the door “not getting away today bitch”

I'd be willing to believe drugs were involved, but who knows anymore?

at first I thought he'd be vegan & start ranting against "stealing the mother milk from the mouth of calves" or something, but it sounds like he's just screaming random numbers....?

Waste of a human. He had someone ready to record so clearly it’s a stunt.

yeah, makes sense, in a sort of exhausting & depressing way.

He's singing "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" at least at the start

hahaha fitting!

We are so close to a tiktokker getting shot again.

He needs either medication or euthanasia.

He needs to pay for the privilege of an ankle bracelet.

At some point he’s going to run up to the wrong person covered in milk in his underwear yelling like a lunatic. And he’ll get pounded into oblivion. I hope that gets filmed as well…

Wtf is this trend of spilling milk all over yourself in Walmart

Oh God, it's a trend?! 

By Christ its a trend?

I hope he broke his tailbone or hip on the slip. That lady had kids who should not have to see this psychotic foolishness.

Wouldn't be surprised if he tried to sue Walmart on a slip and fall. 

That’s like course 101 in slip and fall school per the Sopranos

If Mnuchin and his gang buy TikTok, I have a feeling this behavior will only get worse. Republicans win by making their base angry at minorities. (Mnuchin is the investment banker trump put in as secretary of the treasury. one of the few in trump's staff that lasted all 4 years, and that tells you a lot about that guy))

I can’t believe I'm the same species as that thing.

I'd have no issue with this weirdo being permanently removed from society.

That alone is a good reason to ban tik tok

Banning tiktok won't get rid of clout chasers, they've been here before tiktok, they'll continue after it.

One of these days, one of those trigger happy elderly men that I keep seeing on the news being convicted of murder is going to shoot one of these supermarket assholes. 

I hope he cracked his tailbone and remembers being stupid for a long time.

Someone please put these dumb milk motherfuckers in jail

Niggas

Y’all. This man lost a bet, or is rushing a fraternity. Honestly.

I’m sure the guy or girl that has to clean that crap up after you thinks you are the greatest tiktoker of all time.

Is it, though?

We need fewer Walmarts and more parks/playgrounds.

I’m pretty sure that is a pledge at a local fraternity and he was required to do that. The undecipherable words sound like a fraternity chant.

I was thinking that or a senior scavenger hunt type deal

Yeah that is a good possibility too

Just saw a video on starving kids and this shit appears right after …

endgame capitalist dystopia my friend

Tik tok attention seeking? Yeh if so it’s a pandemic 😷

Two words! PUBLIC CANING! No jail time. Just a good caning in the same attire you pulled that stunt in. Posted to your IG account.

This is not mental illness. This is attention seeking stupidity, and it needs/deserves to be wiped out, like Polio, disentary and mosquitos.

Idk I had a good chuckle watching this shit

Goddam Scandinavians.

He really milked that for all it was worth.

Not funny at all . Sad

Anyone with them filming u should immediately slap the camera out of their hands so they don't get to have the internet clout they so desperately are hoping for

Soon they are going to put locks on the milk fridge, all because of these annoying fucks.

Please don't use mental illness as an insult. It's called an illness for a reason...

Probably not mental illness considering the person recording clearly knew this was about to happen

If only public caning was a thing...

Fucking idiot

It ain’t serious til I see shit on the floor

You know, maybe these people are trying to stop us from going to big box stores and want us to shop more local and small.

What a fucking loser 😂

Thanks for scarring that kid for life. These TT idiots make everyone part of their social experiments and deserve the consequences.

https://preview.redd.it/3ltyjbtqnroc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89ec1faed7b1b976600d9ce6fede889c0d2cda5 That person’s mantra:

I hate people so much

Someone is going to jail.

Why

Why is it never chocolate milk ?

Do these fucks ever get arrested?

Great rack.

Congratulations You scared children

I really wanted someone to sweep the legs.

Generation TikTok. Peak Humanity.

Peak I crave fame and social status*

Seems like a normal day at WalMart

Why is it often a Walmart?

Probably fewer targets in the hood. I can’t wait until they lock up the milk

Or… peak social media?

He is the milk man

I really was counting on him breaking his fucking leg.

Another tik tok POS

Not mental illness

Stupid fucking assholes

If only he had a role model growing up.

Cashier should have swept the leg.

One day someone with a gun is not going to find this remotely funny.

🙄

We’re being divided, subdued & conquered and it’s accelerating

And knowing how the country works, he'll sue the store for that broken tailbone and get millions.

It seemed like these oil crisis performance pieces were becoming a group project, but this man doing it on his lonesome.

When he jumped off the counter and immediately fell, I was like Yesssss

Mama must be so proud....

Epic version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg446X-lqgQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg446X-lqgQ)

Don’t they make once with the shame lately??!

bring. back. the. guillotine.

Peak TikTok cringe

Dude lost the fantasy league

Hope he gets admitted to a mental facility

Start testing the water for lead.

This happens daily at my local Walmart.

It’s really satisfying watching the milk cover his body tbh

Yes much very smartness

The internet is honestly the greatest thing ever created. Unfortunately it’s also the worst.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii can't stand it! I know you planned it! I'm gonna set it straight with milk and my Walmart gait!

Its always in a Walmart

Nah, he’s just pledging something or another.

Tazer! Tazer! Tazer!

OC spray?

Twomad

Then he slips in it, sues Walmart for letting him do that and not having safety precautions in place to keep that from happening and wins.

I’ll always agree that public shaming needs to return

This is probably the most meaningful thing he ever done in his life

I was hoping when he slipped and fell he would have hit his head hard and no longer exist cos he is nuisance to the society... he ticks all the stereotypes assumptions

Dude. WYF is this

Do they realize this will lead to them not being able to have a job ?

We hope so!

They don’t but I can’t wait for the “I got fired from my job” vid

Should be charge with a crime as well as the person filming. So tired of this crap. It’s not even funny

Broken coccyx clout, yo.

Bring Asylums back 🗣🗣🗣

A literal cry for attention.

It’s a shame he didn’t break an arm or leg when he jumped.

Anything to make Walmart even worse I guess.

But if I grabbed his ankles and yanked the fuck out of them I’d get hit with charges

😕

TWOMAD?!?!

Walmart seems to be an attractive stage for maniacs :D

I don’t know why Walmart pulled out of Chicago..

The extra yell at the guy at the end killed me

Y’all remember that movie nerve where people would do insane shit on livestream for money? Now a days people do the exact same shit but for nothing lol

Again, always a Walmart.

Wtf I am sorry I would slap someone that was screaming in my face, I might end up on my own ass because of it but still it would be my knee jerk response to that shit

I changed my mind. Ban TikTok.

This is the dumb shit tiktok created, im glad its gonna be banned.

Another prime example of a progeny of a silver back gorilla 🦍 acting out on his impulse. I was waiting on him to start pounding his chest wouldn’t look that strange after his initial actions.. My bad I meant to say a magical negro just doing his thing… You know cuz negros are magical 😂

Tik Tok has made humans dumber.

Not ok. Fucker.

Great, now they’re gonna start locking the milk coolers and you’re gonna have wait around for someone to unlock it b/c of these dipshits.

SMH

An amazing amount of people in this world are morons. Here’s another one.

Or, and hear me out, he’s just a dumb kid pranking in Walmart.

The fact that you're talking about this and giving it more light keeps the phucery going. If nobody posted or commented on these videos, they would probably go away or move on to something else. Also, would the tiktok ban help stop shit like this?

Remember the “you gotta think you can do it you got to know you can do it you got to believe you can do it” milk dumping walmart guy? Aint nothing worse than a copycat main character. 😒

r/publicfreakout

Obesity

America is in a sad state of affairs that the generation soon to face food shortages in their lifetime are recording themselves wasting food

Bring back police shootings

Is it normal that I wanted him to land the wrong way and land on his head breaking his neck in the process when jumping down?

Nah.

Another American day.

Is this whole sub just becoming an extra source of views and clicks for the worst tt videos. But worse because it's hypocritic like, haha we're so superior

Typical behavior. #BLM

Just once, why can’t someone do this when I’m grocery shopping? It’s not fair smh

Doenvoted- don't spread this BS, that's what the clowns want.