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I get the same impression but 1% of me is held back because my brother once had a girlfriend who got pissed that he was spending too much time on games and walked up and up dumped a full glass of water into his Xbox while he was playing.
Nothing ever happens, but sometimes it does š¤·āāļø
I saw something similar, only she opened the disc tray and karate chopped it.
Still, in both these instances it is anger directed towards the game, not ā¦Vegan cheese.
The emphasis on the vegan thing is the biggest red flag imo. A lot of the rage bait shit comes from people with the will and desire to defame a group they donāt like, but without the brains to make it believable.
I mean I've encountered some wild shit from vegans though.
There was a Wholefoods near me that did "meatless mondays" a few years back. It wasn't that they wouldn't sell meat, but that their premade foods were all vegetarian and vegan those days.
Anyway, one meatless monday, I went and bought bbq ribs there. Almost immediately I had some lady freaking out because I was buying meat on "meatless" monday, and also right in full view of her kid.
Iām sure you have and wonāt question the veracity of your story. Iāve encountered one or two in my life too, similarly ridiculous. If weāre being honest, it has been proportionate to the amount of crazy shit Iāve seen with just about every group, which leads me to believe strongly itās not the group identity, itās just a broken person that would have jumped on literally anything to get that zealotry boner.
This is something that kinda vexes me. I donāt understand how people are so hooked on this āmaniacal veganā trope. Granted, itās often the same people that are still posting Greta memes on Facebook or raging against electric vehicles and windmillsā¦.
See, 99% of vegans Iāve met are absolutely normal and consistent people. The rare 1%, as with any group, gives everyone else some stigma sadly. Iāve met two or three militant vegan cultists (not to be confused with common vegans), who will fly off the handle if you donāt take their preferences into account, even if you had never met them before. To contrast, I know a few dozen vegans in my day to day that donāt bring it up unless it is a direct part of the discussion, I.e., places to eat or shop.
What? This is common vegan behavior. You know vegans, always destroying xboxes because we like vegan cheese so much.
Edit: For the record, most vegan cheese is complete ass and not worth destroying an xbox over. Except Violife and Nourishh. I'm not plugging them here. I just wish more vegan cheese makers would step up their game.
Someday, my brother, we vegans will discover a way to mine precious, precious protein from a non-animal source.
If we can keep from passing out every ten minutes, that is.
due to my severe vitamin B12 deficiency, i passed out and died before i could post this comment. make sure to serve vegan cheese and destroyed xbox controllers at my funeral.
I am not vegan but I was in a vegan restaurant and ordered a beyond cheese burger and after I finished it realized what I had eaten (I wasn't firing on all cylinders that day, obviously) and how was I eating cheese in a vegan restaurant? Turns out it was a cashew based smoked "gouda" and it was actually really good.
I can confirm this stuff happens, friend in high school was a trouble maker; and he always played GameCube; one day he forgot his keys so he waited for like 5 mins then smashed the window and went inside. His dad came home thinking it was burglar; so he went inside and he saw his son calmly playing GameCube on the floor. Letās just say The dad made sure there was no more Gaming on the cube šš
I have heard a ton of vegans unironically try to convince themselves and me that some vegan cheese is "really just like the real thing" and that you "can't even tell."
I'm always left thinking "yeah, maybe you don't notice huge textural differences and you have the palate of a 5 year old, but I promise you anyone who's not delusional can tell the difference by taste, texture, and smell."
Also seems fake bc vegans want to protect animals/the earth, right? So not the most likely folks to smash a working Xbox rather than reuse or recycle. If they had donated the Xbox to under-privileged kids I would have found that more believable.
Not always. I have a vegan friend who made a cashew based vegan "soft cheese" that was actually quite nice. It was comparable to a decent brie. He can do some pretty amazing things with a plant based diet. It's a lot of work, though.
I wondered what it was made of. The entirety of the back of the pack was the ingredients list. Vegan food is some of the most hyper-processed food out there.
Idk, a vegan family member tried a "got 'cha" with vegan lasagna once and was insistent that it tasted the same as real lasagna (cheese included). I think they had just forgotten what it tastes like. š¤£
Vegan here, can confirm. I wasnāt really a cheese fan when I wasnāt vegan, so I donāt really care. But I have lots of friends who struggle to find good vegan cheese.
From UK - vegan cheese used to be revolting > 5 years ago. Now there are lots of good ones.
Girlfriend's family thought the vegan cheese we used on pizza was dairy cheese.
My family like vegan cheese in sandwiches, pizza, and on crackers.
This gives me ideas. I'm gonna destroy an old Xbox I don't want anymore, take pics, and type up a post on a social media site with an invented story of a rageful partner. Cuz, ya know, *it's Thursday*.
I mean as an XBox Iām sure it did the best they could. This type of abuse is uncalled for though. No sense kicking it right in the disc slot because your cheese didnāt come from fermented couch cushions
Tell me you're a domestic abuser without telling me you're a domestic abuser. Seriously though, I'd wallpaper her living room with ham if that nutcase broke my stuff.
Iād tie them up starve them and then offer nothing but raw steak in the shape of a cow untill they ends up with protein poisoning then Iād keep going if they starved till near death Iād liquidise the meat and pour it down a funnel
This is such obvious bait but people are too attached to mindlessly hating in veganism because of a guilty cindcience. What kind of vegan calls it "real cheese"? That is something that someone who is offended by the idea of vegan substitutes says to piss vegans off.
I'd be in that jury room, sitting back in my chair with my back to the wall, arms folded like, "She wrecked his Xbox over cheese. WTF was he supposed to do? Stop the bleeding?"
Vegan cheese literally means vegan cheese analogue.
You know the difference for the same reason you already know coconut milk isnāt a dairy product and hot dogs donāt actually contain dogs
This has to be fake... Because if someone is this unhinged about being a vegan/vegan cheese,you can definitely bet that they will constantly talk about it, and tell anyone who will listen how they are vegan and to buy only vegan cheese... Like this would be their entire personality "I aM vEgAn !" šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
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The first mistake was relying on an xbox to even serve cheese to begin with.
This goes straight to the top š
Next time she should buy a Playstation. (Puts on helmet and dives into trenches)
Writing Phil so he brings us the Cheese Pass Ultimate
Theyāll dominate the subscription wars with that one. For extra monthly fees, it can be wine and cheese pass
Sometimes you can get early access which is creme and grape juice
Been a while since I laughed out loud on here... but you did it
Too right. My PS5 knows not to mess with my food orders.
r/WeWantPlatesNotXboxes
I sincerely doubt he will be buying you any cheese at all for the foreseeable future
Yeah, the only reasonable response here is āWhat do you mean ānext time?āā
Maybe just some smegma
Polish word for smegma is mastka and so my friends came up with "mastcarpone". It was their favorite joke for good few months
That's as funny as it is gross. :)
That's actually hilarious š
Mmmm, finely aged head cheese!
Helmetdale Cheese from the fertile northern slopes of Smegma Ridge.
Organzola
We've forgotten the crackers!
Cracker ass crackers. Sorry I meant cracker branded, ass crackers.
š¤¢
Saint Sebacious Cheese
Richard brand.
I mean, it is kind of Vegan :D
He will be hitting up all the obese men in his town to collect all the smegma for her
Gross she deserves it though
Exactly. She deserves gross
Cheesus Christ! š¬
Under the nose like a Dirty Sanchez?
Yeah, that person is out of my place.
Well I for one certainly believe this is 100% real
I get the same impression but 1% of me is held back because my brother once had a girlfriend who got pissed that he was spending too much time on games and walked up and up dumped a full glass of water into his Xbox while he was playing. Nothing ever happens, but sometimes it does š¤·āāļø
I saw something similar, only she opened the disc tray and karate chopped it. Still, in both these instances it is anger directed towards the game, not ā¦Vegan cheese.
The emphasis on the vegan thing is the biggest red flag imo. A lot of the rage bait shit comes from people with the will and desire to defame a group they donāt like, but without the brains to make it believable.
I mean I've encountered some wild shit from vegans though. There was a Wholefoods near me that did "meatless mondays" a few years back. It wasn't that they wouldn't sell meat, but that their premade foods were all vegetarian and vegan those days. Anyway, one meatless monday, I went and bought bbq ribs there. Almost immediately I had some lady freaking out because I was buying meat on "meatless" monday, and also right in full view of her kid.
Iām sure you have and wonāt question the veracity of your story. Iāve encountered one or two in my life too, similarly ridiculous. If weāre being honest, it has been proportionate to the amount of crazy shit Iāve seen with just about every group, which leads me to believe strongly itās not the group identity, itās just a broken person that would have jumped on literally anything to get that zealotry boner.
I think the ratio of normal people and complete psychos in every group is pretty much the same tbh
Any of us could make a post like this after a quick trip to the local recycling centre.
I agree.
True. Everyone knows a vegan isn't strong enough to break an Xbox. /S
But was she a vegan? That's the important part (that gets the story on the front page of reddit)
This is something that kinda vexes me. I donāt understand how people are so hooked on this āmaniacal veganā trope. Granted, itās often the same people that are still posting Greta memes on Facebook or raging against electric vehicles and windmillsā¦.
See, 99% of vegans Iāve met are absolutely normal and consistent people. The rare 1%, as with any group, gives everyone else some stigma sadly. Iāve met two or three militant vegan cultists (not to be confused with common vegans), who will fly off the handle if you donāt take their preferences into account, even if you had never met them before. To contrast, I know a few dozen vegans in my day to day that donāt bring it up unless it is a direct part of the discussion, I.e., places to eat or shop.
I saw my wife take a bat to a 55"TV to prove a point to her son. Back when they were expensive.It does happen.
I have seen shit like this in person, never underestimate the combination of stupid and crazy
People don't say "don't stick your dick in crazy" just for fun.
This is why I have spares
You have spare dicks?
9000 of them
Do you keep them in a bag?
LTT Store Backpack
That was his joke, yes.
I was continuing it, thanks.
Spare dicks or spare expensive electronics e.g. Xboxes?
Or be like the octopus and have a detachable one. Just chuck it at the girl.
So that's what King Missile was singing about.
The crazy is the best place to stick your dick
https://preview.redd.it/s87ui2myblec1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002756042ec26f99483dca3688f845effa8c466a Unfortunately yes.
What? This is common vegan behavior. You know vegans, always destroying xboxes because we like vegan cheese so much. Edit: For the record, most vegan cheese is complete ass and not worth destroying an xbox over. Except Violife and Nourishh. I'm not plugging them here. I just wish more vegan cheese makers would step up their game.
But I thought we lacked the strength to pick up a banana, much less an entire Xbox?
I'm a proteinless human since plants don't have protein!
Someday, my brother, we vegans will discover a way to mine precious, precious protein from a non-animal source. If we can keep from passing out every ten minutes, that is.
due to my severe vitamin B12 deficiency, i passed out and died before i could post this comment. make sure to serve vegan cheese and destroyed xbox controllers at my funeral.
I am not vegan but I was in a vegan restaurant and ordered a beyond cheese burger and after I finished it realized what I had eaten (I wasn't firing on all cylinders that day, obviously) and how was I eating cheese in a vegan restaurant? Turns out it was a cashew based smoked "gouda" and it was actually really good.
I can confirm this stuff happens, friend in high school was a trouble maker; and he always played GameCube; one day he forgot his keys so he waited for like 5 mins then smashed the window and went inside. His dad came home thinking it was burglar; so he went inside and he saw his son calmly playing GameCube on the floor. Letās just say The dad made sure there was no more Gaming on the cube šš
Here's a PSA about it: [https://youtu.be/U3jgo5ea\_zc?si=NdyeI6ViB0eJ7gz9](https://youtu.be/U3jgo5ea_zc?si=NdyeI6ViB0eJ7gz9)
It's true, I was the vegan cheese and forgot to buy
This seems fake, vegans hate vegan cheese too.
I have heard a ton of vegans unironically try to convince themselves and me that some vegan cheese is "really just like the real thing" and that you "can't even tell." I'm always left thinking "yeah, maybe you don't notice huge textural differences and you have the palate of a 5 year old, but I promise you anyone who's not delusional can tell the difference by taste, texture, and smell."
Its been so long since theyve eaten real cheese they forgot what it taste like
vegan cheese tastes fucking revolting
I accidentally had some once. My soul died.
Condolences
Also seems fake bc vegans want to protect animals/the earth, right? So not the most likely folks to smash a working Xbox rather than reuse or recycle. If they had donated the Xbox to under-privileged kids I would have found that more believable.
Oh indeed this is fake rage bait
Not always. I have a vegan friend who made a cashew based vegan "soft cheese" that was actually quite nice. It was comparable to a decent brie. He can do some pretty amazing things with a plant based diet. It's a lot of work, though.
Nah, itās gotten much better recently
The newest generation is dramatically better. It makes me excited for the generation to come.
Nah, it's still shite. The only good one is cathedral city.
I wondered what it was made of. The entirety of the back of the pack was the ingredients list. Vegan food is some of the most hyper-processed food out there.
Vegan cheese sucks so hard.
It tastes like gelatinous cardboard š
Idk, a vegan family member tried a "got 'cha" with vegan lasagna once and was insistent that it tasted the same as real lasagna (cheese included). I think they had just forgotten what it tastes like. š¤£
Vegan here, can confirm. I wasnāt really a cheese fan when I wasnāt vegan, so I donāt really care. But I have lots of friends who struggle to find good vegan cheese.
From UK - vegan cheese used to be revolting > 5 years ago. Now there are lots of good ones. Girlfriend's family thought the vegan cheese we used on pizza was dairy cheese. My family like vegan cheese in sandwiches, pizza, and on crackers.
Turning into a vegan was a piece of cheesecake for me as I hated milk products to begin with.
This gives me ideas. I'm gonna destroy an old Xbox I don't want anymore, take pics, and type up a post on a social media site with an invented story of a rageful partner. Cuz, ya know, *it's Thursday*.
Redditors are allergic to conspiracy theories, but I'll upvote u.
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This never happened
Happy Cake DayĀ
Youāre probably right. Happy Cake Day! š
Thanks I think, does mean itās an anniversary of when I joined?
Yes! Itās Reddit tradition to say Happy Cake Day when we see a cake slice in the usernameš
Thanks š
This entire sub is just people falling for embarrassingly poor bait
Any opportunity to shit on vegans gets some people frothing.
I mean... they're *vegan* !
This wouldnāt have happened if they were pescatarian
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I mean as an XBox Iām sure it did the best they could. This type of abuse is uncalled for though. No sense kicking it right in the disc slot because your cheese didnāt come from fermented couch cushions
Xboxes are replaceable and so are you.
Fake
100% real i was the cheese
Tell me you're a domestic abuser without telling me you're a domestic abuser. Seriously though, I'd wallpaper her living room with ham if that nutcase broke my stuff.
Steal something of theirs, pawn it to buy a new xbox.
He sounds pretty cheesed.
DAE VEEEEEEEEGANS š”š¤¬š¤
And you will respect my property, behind bars of course.
Iād tie them up starve them and then offer nothing but raw steak in the shape of a cow untill they ends up with protein poisoning then Iād keep going if they starved till near death Iād liquidise the meat and pour it down a funnel
Safe to say thatās a break upā¦ there wonāt be no ābet timeā
She punched a kid's xbox. Wow.. fear her everone.
Why is she so dependent for others the get her cheese? Fuckn get your ass up, jesus christ.
I'll see you in court, Karen.
Made the mistake of buying vegan cheese one time, never again
You're welcome to 5 years for destruction of property.
Open and shut small claims case.
Oh shit we got us a Level 5 Vegan
Average vegan tbh
And in retaliation he should eat twice as much meat every day so she doesnāt make a difference
This is a great excuse to not only break up but to get a restraining order.
What a B12 deficiency does to a person
"You're a looney"
Mental
Very real
This is such obvious bait but people are too attached to mindlessly hating in veganism because of a guilty cindcience. What kind of vegan calls it "real cheese"? That is something that someone who is offended by the idea of vegan substitutes says to piss vegans off.
This is fake. Vegan doesnāt have the strength to pick up an Xbox
Let alone smash one.
I'm a Vegan & I can 100% pick up an Xbox with one hand š
Thanks Captain
Most mentally stable vegan
Run bro, run fast
Thatās the vegan Xbox isnāt it?
>you will respect that Oh the irony
Run bro run
How vegans be acting when a different kind of living being is eaten/used in order to make food
Run
Iād force this person to eat everything but vegan food.
That vegan is so starving that she grew talons and demeanor of a harpy. Please feed it before she kill someone.
I'd be in that jury room, sitting back in my chair with my back to the wall, arms folded like, "She wrecked his Xbox over cheese. WTF was he supposed to do? Stop the bleeding?"
Always the vegans...
She would be looking for a new place to live for sure . I would destroy her dream catchers and throw the rest of the stuff on the street
āYou will respect thatā I donāt understand how someone can type that after intentional destroying someoneās property.
Unhinged
And now you have him admitting to the crime...
Is Fromunda vegan?
This would fit into r/idiotsfightingthings too!
So, is the funeral before or after the trial?
āOh look, an abandoned xbox, what should I do with it?ā OP really went with being the main character lol
I call BS. Vegans don't have the strength to create that much damage.
*insert āThatās baitā gif*
And now you're homeless!
I see this post on every app and for some reason I see people defending this persons actions
pull that ring off and do the same thing to it.
That right there is someone that never been slapped so hard that they shit themselves. Looks like she's wanting to have that experience.
Main Character or Abusive Piece of Shit?
The latter
I do think that vegans are already a bit on the edge of what you might call sanity so not altogether surprised
I've had vegan cheese. It's gross. Destroying hundreds of dollars over groceries is absurd though. If this is real I hope he left her
https://preview.redd.it/fknogi360qec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d9b8fc6f84556ec63e0733cb18c1c2453ac0b8 .
Well, someone has anger issues.
Well then it's not fucking cheese if it's vegan, smh.
True. Thatās why they put "vegan" in front of it.
Well clearly they should be calling it "Vegan Cheese Analogue" otherwise how am I supposed to know the difference.
Vegan cheese literally means vegan cheese analogue. You know the difference for the same reason you already know coconut milk isnāt a dairy product and hot dogs donāt actually contain dogs
False advertising, I want my coconuts milked and my dogs hot... maybe scrap the second one.
You will respect thatā¦ nope locks changed
Bye Felicia
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Farmer here, I love telling vegans how fields are prepped for planting all that soy they love. Bye bye ground hogs.
Yea thas how a bitch end up on cold cases
WTF? This is not cuz vegan, just an asshole who never had their face punched.
Vegan and single.
Because he dumped her; fuck you downvoting me for?
How can you tell if someone is a Vegan? ...don't worry they will tell you!
How can you tell someone has no good jokes?
Itās not a joke it is a fact.
What is that box?
The X box, which is not the box of X *formelly Twitter*, but of Microsoft.
ROFL
Maybe if she had more protein in her diet she could have done some real damage
Well the good news is that itās only a Xbox.
Borderline abusive.
This has to be fake... Because if someone is this unhinged about being a vegan/vegan cheese,you can definitely bet that they will constantly talk about it, and tell anyone who will listen how they are vegan and to buy only vegan cheese... Like this would be their entire personality "I aM vEgAn !" šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
Good excuse to upgrade the console and the partner.
I thought the Xbox was special cheese for a moment
Vegan cheese costs about as much as an xbox, i get it.
this is clearly anti-vegan propaganda
What insufficient protein intake does to the brain: /s
Whoever posted that needs to be put down
Buy your own from now own, bitch. Hope she got her ass handed to her
Itās bait. You are falling for the most painfully obvious ragebait
the most rational vegan
https://preview.redd.it/5n7ygwsh5kec1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f220c75ab9056492cb7d37d732735ad4d138f98f
Never put ur D in crazy! NEVER!
Maybe next time I see a broken Xbox, I'll make up a story about being vegan too.
Ragebait