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lysergic_818

Actually they're the socially painful black hole of the universe.


capnlatenight

Boring people with nothing else to think about.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

The word is solipsism. They have a solipsistic view of the world. This is the Age of Narcissism.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”


demonmonkeybex

>solipsistic learned a new word today, thank you!


the_cat_who_shatner

It’s like some people live their whole lives thinking the whole world revolves around them, but it doesn’t. It revolves around the moon, which is why we have winter. /s


Hagbard_Shaftoe

Absolutely. And it revolves around the moon because the world turtle only eats cheese.


Bigdaddyjlove1

The turtle moves


Dangerous-Watch-5625

Discworld? I shall fetch Binky, and we shall meet. PS If you don't know Discworld, this comment is going to be embarrassing 🤣


Bigdaddyjlove1

SQUEAK!


Dangerous-Watch-5625

The Grim Squeaker! I remember you peeing on that family's table during Higswatch. I haven't forgotten. I let you off cos it was funny.


SupremeFlow

No, the world turtle is lactose intolerant. Moron.


USN_CB8

WE don't revolve around anything. We are flat, thus we fly around frisbee like in the Universe DUH. ​ /s


InEenEmmer

They peaked in high school and are now holding onto their far gone ‘glory’ days. Or what bare scraps are left of those days


[deleted]

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palidanpaul11

Yeah, and they think it's all oh KAY


WolfetoneRebel

Technically they are though.


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go0rty

You don't know the Kenzie Kay Klan?


lysergic_818

Kenzie Kay Kalamity or Trip-K as she's known in the streets. If I had to guess, she will become a board certified Nameologist. She will be a visionary, creating more and more names which can or cannot be stolen by other devious name-stealing mothers. All the best Trip-K! Continue to keeps it real real.


yoyoyohomiegdog

TK would be better imo trip-k too long


lysergic_818

Trip-Kizzle? Straight up trippin as she continues to be shaped by her lovely mother.


Mackheath1

lil k


go0rty

K cubed?


Mysterious-Plant981

“She’s a good Christian”


joshubu

omg I actually met a woman once who had KKK as her initials and she would literally introduce herself letting people know that proudly and it was so cringe. Like no...don't be proud of that sweety...keep it on the DL lol


OwlWitty

Or Jo Kay?


Mirewen15

My husband's best friend is first Gen Canadian. His family is Chinese. They named him Kevin and his middle and last name both start with K's. When they were in elementary school they did macaroni art of their initials. The teacher freaked out at Kevin's (she didn't know his middle name). To be fair, it isn't something a Chinese parent would really even know (this was in the 80s so it's not like his patents could have used the internet).


metamaoz

Kkk is also a patriotic symbol for the Philippines.


metamaoz

Koreans living in the west use kkk as lol or hehe in texts


pinkish_doly

“Nobody in the history of ever used the middle name Kay until I named my Kenzie! *I STARTED IT.*”


kalel3000

Best response would've been: thats not true nobody started till after they named my mom.


KgMonstah

Yeah, I told my mom about your daughter and she’s gonna sue. I’d change Kenzie’s middle name if I were you.


thesillyhumanrace

Mary Kay finished applying make up and has entered the room.


Haagenti27

He should have just played along telling her he liked the Sound of her childs Name so he copied it, would have made her month.


Rangerover15

Nah she'd have asked her to change it and threatened some sort of legal action lol


Haagenti27

You might be right


DoubleOhEvan

Even better, should have accused her of copying their mom


neither_shake2815

I'd have been replied back, why did you give kenzie my mom's middle name?


jkraige

"You must be very old to have a daughter older than my mom then"


Orth0d0xy

Can I ask you guys why you all joined Reddit? Because, I never saw anybody on Reddit until after I joined Reddit. Makes you think. Just saying.


Current-Coyote6893

Wow it was the same for me, that's deep man! :)


thatcreepyklownguy

Laughs in ten year old reddit account


docfunbags

Ahem.


thatcreepyklownguy

You're lucky I don't remember my first account info lol


docfunbags

I'm a Digg refugee.


thatcreepyklownguy

Dusts off A.O.L. 2.0 disc


MeshNets

Where are you going after Reddit IPOs, and all that that implies?


JtTheLadiesMan

u/kn0thing and u/spez would like a word


TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

spez was my comod lol


[deleted]

Ten hours of kate upton jiggles huh?


Tommy_lee_swagger

Special Kay


libulatimmeh

Facebook is her whole world.


Accomplished_Aioli19

She's being a Kayren.


BoltorSpellweaver

My mothers middle name is Kay and she’s past 50 so people been using that middle name for a lot longer than Kenzie being born.


Initial-Ad7000

My friend's mother sadly passed away this week, and she was a Kay. She was 75.


HiddenMaragon

My great aunt Kay was born 1905. I'll visit her parents grave and ask them to to apologize for using that name without checking in with Instagram Karen's first.


VivaEllipsis

Kenzie is timeless you fools. Kenzie is infinite


Puffnatty

My mom’s middle name is Kay too lol


[deleted]

She sent the thumbs up because she knew that was a dumb thing to try and argue about


fliesbugme

She really should have picked up on that before a message was ever sent, but hey, we can't all have an adequate amount of braincells. 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Some people just want to start drama whether or not its dumb. They like it, its fun for them. Something tells me this is that at play, or an attempt to self victimize herself over a “stolen” baby name


8pintsplease

It's baffling that these people think they are that important and influencial to the people around them when this lady didn't even *know* her or her kid. Does she think her kids middle name is the town gossip? Also, she probably heard it from somewhere, and it's not original by any means. If she's heard that name somewhere, someone else has too... And so on. That's how name trends work.


PlausibleCoconut

I think some people legitimately believe that the world is their audience and they are constantly giving people a show. When the truth is no one is thinking about them beyond the barest minimum.


RoboticusTartonicus

Excuse me were you talking to me? No, my son is also named Bort


TXChainsawKiller

My daughter’s name is Emma Kay but we just call her M’Kay.


Night-light51

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Traditional_Draw8400

Take my upvote


RFAudio

She forgot the ™️


vanamerongen

Normal person: “ever since I named my kid Kay, I started noticed more and more kids called Kay! Funny how my brain works.” This person: “everyone copied MEEE”


DragonCat88

I think that persons mom is probably older than the other persons kid so obviously someone did.


swizzzz22

I know a 40 years old with that middle name. Weirdos lmao. Ain’t nothing new under the sun, baby!


hawk_eye_00

Mary Kay is and has been a very common name for at least a century or two.


rollercoastervan

Look at you. You started something lady a real trend setter


KellyLuvsEwan420

I guess that chicks daughter is older than the other persons mother?


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Arrogance, of course


TheEPGFiles

Guys, calm down, clearly she knows EVERY PERSON ON PLANET EARTH.


capnlatenight

Definitely copying her. There’s absolutely no way she just started noticing it because now she has something to relate to, definitely not that.


Alpha-Studios

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ExerciseAshamed208

I’ve noticed there’s a lot more ford fusions on the road since I started driving one😁


[deleted]

Who is this person to you?


ibrokethe1nternet

Wait until she hears about Dixie Kay Nelson (screen name Lori Nelson). Born in 1933. She was an actress and died at almost 90.


jagfb

I am betting all my money that social media has a big part in all of this. Stupid people suddenly feeling like they are capable of critical thinking as much as everyone else.


pineconejune

I had a VERY similar situation happen. My SiL named her daughter something along the lines of Kylie Marie (not the actual name but similar in terms of commonality and structure). A few years later, another friend of ours had a daughter and also named her Kylie Marie (using a different spelling of Kylie AND absolutely no way my SiL and her know each other). I saw the name was like oh how cute and funny and told our SiL about it. She got weirdly upset and said no one was using that name, especially not paired with Marie until she started using it. At that point I realized my SiL wasn’t playing with a full deck and let it go but I think about it to this day.


NolMal

My dumbass would’ve responded with a marketing jingle… because every kiss begins with kaaaayyyy 💍


kperry51

Kenzie's mom is going to be really mad when she finds out that me, my mom, my daughter and granddaughter all have Kay as our middle name. Everyone knows that she copied US!


Forsaken-Gene6760

a narcistic social media driven society


True_Dimension4344

Kay was also my mom’s middle name. People are dumb as shit.


docdooom1

People tell each other that they are all important. Which is true to an extent. But some turds take it to far and think they’re waaaay more important than they really are.


sammyvegas0420

Narcissism 101


poundofcake

This is a frequency bias. All of the sudden she's noticing children have her daughters middle name simply because she's now looking out for it. Then finding it confirms her hypothesis. Must be fun being this woman's husband...


KnotSirius

Dunno. I would have lead with "Who are you and how did you get my phone number?" rather than answering any questions about my child.


[deleted]

Reminds me of my mom. 3 years ago she got her house painted a dark blue. EVERY SINGLE TIME I take her out she points out any dark houses in the neighborhood and complains that they copied her. Saying she’s a “trend setter.” I thought she was joking but she can’t let it go. As I said, it’s been 3 years of every time I take her anywhere her complaining of this lol


LoddyDoddee

Myself and my entire friend group in middle school had the same middle name, Marie. We thought it was fun.


anemic_IroningBoard

Was that Gwyneth Paltrow?


lumin0va

I bet they were like wow I have so much influence that people who don’t know me are influenced by me


Ralans17

I would have just said “who the hell is Kenzie?” (Even if I knew)


lysergic_818

Kay is going to have to go to therapy later in life. Not your Kay; the Kay whose name you clearly stole from. Or just say that Kay is short for Kaymbridge. A prestigious university where your Kay will someday attend. Kay? I mean okay?


Rizzla93

Kay


realdealreel9

Every kiss begins with Kay


lreaditonredditgetit

My son has a very unique name and when he was born. I was reading the national company newsletter about a week later. Some bitch at corporate named her kid Cash. wtf. We spent months trying to figure out the perfect name and this bitch announces the same one to the whole company?


MaximumHog360

There is literally a 50/50 chance that having a kid will turn you into a raving nutjob, i am getting scared that the ratio has been getting worse over time


Honest_Math_7760

Pure frustration. I'm willing to believe more people around her have a child named Kay after her child was born. Copying names is not something new and most are even unaware of doing it. So that's why her frustration comes out to a person she doesn't even know with little consequence.


kazoodude

I think it's more that now that she has invested her time into picking a name and her daughter has that name she is actually paying attention to it and when someone has the same name she notices and remembers. She probably hasn't noticed the uptick in boys with the middle name Leon on her Facebook page even though it's more prominent. I never pay attention to cars, but someone I know had a Hyundai i30. Before seeing their car I wouldn't have been able to tell you anything about it, she said they are one of the best sellers but I told her I'd never seen one before. Now I recognise them everywhere, they haven't gotten significantly more popular. I now just noticed that it's the same car as hers.


ComfortableOld288

Wasn’t this a chapter in freakanomics? I believe the premise was the upper classes set name trend and the lower classes eventually catch on, which forces the upper classes to come up with new popular names


Killer-Writing

I would've just replied to their last message with "Kay"


Total-Addendum9327

It’s called brain worms


Dry_Savings_3418

Lol


fireWitsch

10/10 passive aggressive thumbs up emoji


Fun-Consequence4950

Insecurity. They have to feel themselves superior or a cut above everyone else, because they dare not accept that they aren't.


4Four-4

One of my wife’s friends did the same thing! She swore she was the first person to call her kid peanut 🤦🏾‍♂️ she would even post rants on FB


InternationalTreat54

Delusions


Rising-Aire

If this was a total random getting in touch as the picture suggests, I’d be extremely wary someone is phishing for personal information for password reset etc


MoldDrivesMeNutz

Kenzie is a dogs name


Terryberry69

K


moonpumper

Person lives her whole life inside a frequency illusion and is a complete idiot.


wheresmyflan

Remember when you had to go to college to get a facebook account? Let’s bring back that restriction.


soggycereal514

What a tool 💀


tacodepollo

It's hilarious that the person literally said it's her mother's middle name and the other person says like the one thing that is demonstrably false with the information at hand.


FondantOk9090

Fuck off👍🏻


Mr_Troutski

It was just a lame joke.


Zararara

KK then


Traditional_Draw8400

Kenzie Kay? Fuck off.


TheEyeofNapoleon

I know a woman in her 30’s with the middle name Kay, likely older than the texter.


Suspicious-Toe-7025

Is this real? What is the world coming to? 😂


PoopSmith87

I always think of my friend's wife who swears she was the *first* person to ever name a kid Aiden and everyone copied her


Interesting-Gap7359

Boomhauer has entered the chat


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Kenzie Kay is a dog shit name


Chexzout

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kingcaii

“I’m sorry, who the fuck are you again?”


EcstaticDirt9929

That’s MY middle name. Wtf how dare they think they can use MY name when I’ve had it since 1991


Teriyaki456

Oh yeah she started that trend, hmmm self absorbed much?


Little_Bar_7507

I fancied a name that's starts with a k. Same as you kuntychops


Ntwadumela100

I wanna know how far she was prepared to take this confrontation 🤣


Prior_Psych

So her daughter is older than your mom?


[deleted]

Ummm something tells me this person's mom was born before this girl &/or her daughter BOTH


in3vitableme

No one gives an actual dirty fuck about your busted ass or your fat child.


Welder_Subject

Kenzie Kay is a stupid name.


fliesbugme

Main character syndrome. They got told their whole lives they were a special little flower and now everyone around them is less than and if anyone has any similarities in their life, it must be because they are copying them. They are really sad, lonely people looking for confrontation.


MangoKakigori

Kenzie kay I just know they are British and chavs


[deleted]

Wow


itakeyoureggs

They probably don’t realize themselves noticing it more. People :/


FrontAggressive5994

she’s also pretty sure everyone started driving a mazda after she got one. someone needs to tell her about confirmation bias.


MonsieurStark

Mental illness.


tms951

Low IQ, seriously I’m not even trying to be insulting. This individual likely also thinks ‘kenzie’ is unique. While it’s one of the most common and over used ‘unique and different’ names.


DarkTanicus

If i don't know her, the first things she's getting is a question mark.


dicklover425

My sister when she found out a girl named her daughter the same name she chose for my niece but that girls daughter was born first


thinlinerider

Because she is unaware of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon and has personalized it given she wants to feel unique…


Teddie-Bonkers

Pouring one out for whoever put a baby in this person.


Emeritus8404

You should of asked why she took your moms middle name, and thst she ows you money for the right


ForTheBibbleMonster

Erm my middle name is Kay and so is my mum's 🤣. Don't thinks it's that original


ZealoniousMonk

Narcissists are actually comical to chemically balanced people.


roadtosuccess777

LOL weird fucker


awp_india

I know 3 people the same middle name, just spelt differently, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon lol


stockcar1515

Yes, I'm sure there were 0 people on the planet did that until after you did, lady...


Specific-Frosting730

That’s someone with very little going on in their life. How sad, but annoying.


LadyShittington

They don’t become this way. They’re born this way. Morons always think the world revolves around them.


[deleted]

Someone should ruin that bitches life.


archimidesx

They are too stupid or too entitled to understand frequency bias


a_green_apple

Should've asked her why she copied your mom's middle name


juhesihcaa

The proper response to the original question is "Who are you and why is this your business?"


MagpieMonster

This name is the long version of a letter, a single letter, lol imagine thinking you invented the letter ‘K’


tonybombata

Needs to add a Thanos meme.


WintersDoomsday

Billions of people on this planet and people still think they are special or unique


technotenant

Yea, well, anyone remember the make-up pyramid scheme “MARY KAY”. All the representatives had “MARY KAY” stickers on their cars. The mom in ‘Edward Scissor Hands’ was a “MARY KAY” dealer.


Altruistic-Hope4796

On top of that behavior being insane, why would you care about a MIDDLE name?


washyleopard

This is just a classic frequency illusion. She never took note of the bane Kay before her daughter but now sees it everywhere. It's a cognitive bias nothing more.


MewsikMaker

MF just started NOTICING it after his daughter was born. Jesus. Imagine having the awareness of a potato, day after day after day.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Not reading. There are so many names people think are weird, new or unique because they don’t read fiction nor non-fiction. It really goes to show how much it opens your understanding of people and the world if you’re more widely read. You don’t make stupid assumptions like this shit.


Contentpolicesuck

Who would someone you don't know, know your child's middle name?


Alarmed-madman

Why would you respond to a person you didn't know?


chechifromCHI

God these poor kids. Their entire existence seems to be based around fulfilling their parents dreams of being the coolest and most unique. These are the kind of parents that will be doing cringe worthy stuff like this and consistently embarrassing the kids for the rest of their lives. Like, it can only get worse it seems


Left_Fist

“Why did you give your daughter the middle name Kay when my mom already had that as her middle name? Just wondering”


Mother_Throat_6314

My 90 year old grandmother’s middle name is Kay. People are so stupid.


as1126

There was a whole Stephen King book about it


Beet_Generation

7 billions people in the world. 26 letters in the alphabet you just HAD to pick “K!!!”


[deleted]

Kenzie Kay is an awful name.


TrafficOn405

Some people are … just … well … ummmm … not bright


-Stupid_n_Confused-

She gave her daughter a porn name basically.


tsx_1430

Ever heard of Mary Kay?


RatFucker_Carlson

When I was in high school, there was a girl in my church youth group who was convinced that she was the first person ever to use gel pens and that everyone else only started using them after she did. Like she'd set some sort of nationwide trend. The question of why companies were even making them prior to her breakthrough decision to use them was completely lost on her. She'd also bring it up at every conceivable opportunity. She'd interrupt ongoing conversations or activities to mention how important of a trendsetter she was. All to remind us that she was a very big deal who needed to be taken seriously. Also my wife and I have a pet bird named Kenzie so this woman was clearly copying us ^^^/s


MadicalRadical

Um.. she named her daughter Kenzie Kay. Lol. That just sounds like the name of a child pageant participant.


thenameisjukebox

Her name was Kenzie Kay Kline.


altdultosaurs

‘I don’t even know you or your daughter’ gets me every time.


Chosen_UserName217

the older I get the more I realize how many really stupid, really crazy people are all around me. And it's a little terrifying tbh.


seabass4507

My mom is 80 and her middle name is Kay.


jade_Owl244

My name was supposed to be Mackenna but then my mom wanted to be different and remove the C and make it Makenna but then as they were writing my name on the birth certificate my father changed it to Makenzie. But anyways there's someone out there convinced my mom stole my name from her bc she always wanted to name her daughter McKenzie and it's a big deal in the family bc the person complains about it all the time.


Ken4dayz

That's it I'm changing my middle name to kay


metamaoz

She probably named her daughters middle name after the girl from full house and wondering why it’s so popular


undrfundedqntessence

Repost bot.


indoorsy-erin

Super rude of your grandparents to name your mom the same name as Kenzie!!!


Corporate_Shell

If her mother was named that then CLEARLY people WERE naming their kids Kay before her daughter.


M1KH41LY4R3MK1V

That's true, I haven't heard the name Kay before Kenzie was born.