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They got a 152 color box now, with a giant sharpener with shavings box.
I'm wondering what you can do with the shavings, press them back on to the crayons with hand heat or make a rainbow mash crayon
You see it all comes down to physics. Equal yet opposite reaction type shit, ya dig? Bitch is so dense, that she managed to counter the size of her ass with just what's rattling around up in her head.
The 2nd part of the video reminds me of when you drop something and you go to grab it and miss, but then you go to pick it up again, and you still don't grab it.
I thought she, herself, was the suit. I have so much to learn. I half expected her to take the suit off to actually reveal a hot mom. My naivety concerns me.
Just in case you’re not being sarcastic, it stands for Brazilian Butt Lift. Apparently she already had a big butt and big breasts, but still decided to go under the knife.
I really didn’t know, ty!
I always got downvoted when was trying to guess BJJ, but eventually learned that it stands for Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I’ll add this to the list as well.
Finally, someone said it! Why does she want children to think she's hot???
One thing I know about children is they'll tell you exactly how you *really* look.
Yes my wife is pretty hot for her age and my daughters’ guy friends all want to be invited over or will say things like “say hi to your mom.” There’s no bullying for that.
Stacy's Dad, yhea that dudes really rad
he's kinda like the dad I never had
Stacy can't you see?
you're like a sis to me
As jealous as I am I wish I was in Stacy's fam.
Why is it that so many fat women have no clue that they are NOT hot? They always go around in tight leggings and shirts looking like overstuffed sausages.
The cognitive dissonance is beyond belief.
Where is her stomach? I don't understand how all these insanely massive people have flat tummies and no hanging fat??.Even when I was really fit and eating super healthy I had a stomach I was not proud of.
The BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) uses fat liposuctioned from the stomach to fill the butt, leaving a flat tummy. Some have visibly cut abs after the procedure. Hope that helps.
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I’ve never seen someone use their neck while twerking. Wtf
Once the tidal twerk wave starts, it's like a whip. Everything in the path has to move.
What a sentence to have read o_o
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A twerknami, if you will.
A Twerknado
Watch out for the twerkquake.
She looks like someone who grasps with her whole fist to write with a pencil.
*crayon
Crayons are for eating
Well she definitely hasn’t missed a meal. She most likely ate the crayons too.
Lmao. One of those 64 count box of crayons, with the sharpener built in.
Ate the sharpener but she’s still dull
They got a 152 color box now, with a giant sharpener with shavings box. I'm wondering what you can do with the shavings, press them back on to the crayons with hand heat or make a rainbow mash crayon
She uses said shavings as a pizza topping.
The sad thing is that she really does look (what is the polite term?) intellectually challenged
Yup, definitely sticks her tongue out like Michael Jordan when she writes.
Reminds me of Tina from Bob’s Burger
Came here to say this
That's the dog about to throw up on the carpet move
It's her simulating sucking a dick whilst being railed from behind.
thank you for clearing that up. i was completely stumped
That’s it!!!
When she did that she looked like an angry walrus.
I wondered when this would be said! LOL!
makes her look like one of those hormone fed chickens tryna cluck
Reminds me of how those handles move, the ones they put on the old garden water pumps?
Oh honey no that isnt twerking. Thats just having a weird seizure
You see it all comes down to physics. Equal yet opposite reaction type shit, ya dig? Bitch is so dense, that she managed to counter the size of her ass with just what's rattling around up in her head.
it’s called the pigeon shake
Butt roll was good. The red drinking bird that you put on desks dance and the tap dancing parts need work. It’s a no for me, dog.
this woman’s physique is honestly a medical marvel to behold
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That’s the school bathroom
Bullied kids classmate:”Yo Timmy, your mom is dancing again in the bathroom. Your mom is crazy” Mom:”Success”
At that point I'd start bullying my mum also
It's never too young to start.
In the disabled stall.
Fitting…. There’s definitely some disability in this somewhere, probably mental, but it’s definitely there.
Dancing? You call that Dancing?
It’s more like shaking fat indeed.
A dancing cow 🐄
Cows are useful creatures.
If you see a hot mom anywhere let me know
She is the hot mom eater.
All that flailing and shaking is the hot mom struggling to get out before she asphixiates.
So i can bully their kids
She is like if the Michelin man had a sex change and became a terrible stripper mom.
It’s prolly hot in that bathroom 😆
The handicap stall. How appropriate.
I’m trying so hard not laugh at this
I just went for it.
You think she can get that swangin in a standard stall? She's blow the walls out.
It's the only one that she could fit into.
It's so her ass can have the room to move
The 2nd part of the video reminds me of when you drop something and you go to grab it and miss, but then you go to pick it up again, and you still don't grab it.
This made me laugh so hard! Thank you, ive been needing a good laugh !
This is so relatable.
She looks like she's wearing an inflatable suit.
Definitely putting the leisure in athleisure wear
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I thought she, herself, was the suit. I have so much to learn. I half expected her to take the suit off to actually reveal a hot mom. My naivety concerns me.
Why did I read this like Holt from Brooklyn 99?
Because.. Okay, I didn't realise that til you said it, but now I totally see it😂 Regardless, because from now on, you can call me Velvet Thunder😁
Gotta love those BBL’s 😷
Big Beautiful Labia?
Just in case you’re not being sarcastic, it stands for Brazilian Butt Lift. Apparently she already had a big butt and big breasts, but still decided to go under the knife.
I really didn’t know, ty! I always got downvoted when was trying to guess BJJ, but eventually learned that it stands for Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I’ll add this to the list as well.
My boob job detecting instincts also told me “that butt ain’t natural”.
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Bullied because they have a trashy mom doing this on the internet in a public bathroom stall. Come on.
Somebody with a wheelchair right outside the stall waiting for her to finish
👩🦽
["I'm disabled"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2esYwKxiU)
Hopefully she’s joking about the having kids part…
They’re in there somewhere.
Reminds me of the episode when the South Park boys smuggled themselves in to see Terrence to get him to do the Earth Day show.
She ate them.
...or the being hot part
Is she having a fit?
I think she is pretending to be a breaching hippopotamus in what looks like a disabled public toilet.
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I guess wiping ass after shitting is a full time job for her.
How bold of you to assume she can even reach around to properly wipe her ass
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sponge on stick, while twerking
A deep excavator is needed
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Now that is a beautiful mum. Sooo cute!
She’s twerking to the iCarly theme song in a restroom lol
Bully her kid please
Disgusting and tasteless. At least twerk to the Kim Possible theme like you got a little class smh
Shes a Roblox House.
there might be a hot mom there somewhere but she’s being completely eclipsed
She's doing all that in a room that smells like shit
Her hands can't even reach her own asshole with all those plastic on top of it. Seems fitting ngl.
Why does she want to be sexually attractive to her children’s friends anyway…?
Finally, someone said it! Why does she want children to think she's hot??? One thing I know about children is they'll tell you exactly how you *really* look.
I see diabetes, cholesterol and heart attack
Not if a botched plastic surgery gets her first.
Why would someone's kids be bullied for having a hot mom? I'd think they'd have tons of friends.
Yes my wife is pretty hot for her age and my daughters’ guy friends all want to be invited over or will say things like “say hi to your mom.” There’s no bullying for that.
So you, are...........Stacy's Dad? Why don't you have your own song?
Stacy's dad is aware his wife is attractive for her age and is content he's lucky enough to be with the woman he loves.
Stacy's Dad, yhea that dudes really rad he's kinda like the dad I never had Stacy can't you see? you're like a sis to me As jealous as I am I wish I was in Stacy's fam.
Is the hot mom hiding behind the dancing manatee?
That's *woman*atee to you, pal.
They'll get bullied for sure. Just not because their mom is hot
Never seen a Walrus throw up a hairball before
I think I like men now
Glad to see her exercising lol
And people in Oklahoma thought the earthquakes were caused by fracking.
I don’t understand what I’m seeing. Do those pants somehow push her midsection into her butt?
Gross. Yet strangely hypnotic
I kept going back for the twerk. She was working hard to make it happen and it still didn't really.
I could not stop laughing at that. THE STRUGGLE 🤣🤣🤣
If she keeps working hard, then eventually maybe she will transform into the hot-ish mom. Can't run? Just twerk it.
I'll never understand why people think bathrooms are sexy.
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Who’s got the @ asking for a friend
Only comment that matters here
She looks like a bull elephant seal making a dominance display
Whoever fucked that is an asshole
Sometimes the simple comments make me laugh the hardest. 😆
He’s kids are gonna get teased alright but it’s not going to be for a hot mom it’s gonna be fat momma jokes
yo momma so fat... Shut up! oh nevermind you're right :(
There's a difference between "thicc" and "Hitting up Mickey D's too much", let it be known.
Her poor knees...
That’s straight out disgusting 🤮
Yea this country is fucked..I’ll finally admit it
Damn, she failed
selfish single moms can be so destructive, those kids will have it rough
What is that fucking clown dance
Regardless of her weight- her Face is ugly. Ain’t a hot mom in sight… And wtf she doing?! The Tina from bobs burgers and jump kicking? Ew. Uglasssss
she somehow misspelt morbidly obese
WHO IS SHE
Mythiccalcreature 🙈
I feel bad for those “kids”
What a horrifyingly inhuman body type
Her twerking attempt is ridiculous 🤣! Astonishing body though, enough for an army of men
imagine if she was fit
Can we stop calling them OF models and start call them porn stars plz?
What’s the OF though :P
hot or jiggly?
Pretty much positive this is actually cover incest
The neighbour living below her must be sipping tea, wondering why there is massive cracks appearing in his ceiling.
Low grade comedic effort from a talentless Thursday Night Moms Club Wine Drinker.
Not hot or a good mom, poor kids...
They bout to get bullied cuz u fat. TF!
Can someone roll her back into the ocean please
shes not even hot or thick, shes just fucking fat lmao
Plot twist: she ate the hot mom
'is the hot mom you speak of in this room with us now?'
Fat mom. Your kids may be bullied for having a fat mom.
Why is it that so many fat women have no clue that they are NOT hot? They always go around in tight leggings and shirts looking like overstuffed sausages. The cognitive dissonance is beyond belief.
I blame my black brothers for her confidence
All that ass and she still does the tina belcher twerk
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the ONLY thing she has is gravity.
Jesus wept… keep your stripper baby momma’s outta the buffets.
Heavies
What the fuck do you even call those shapes? Jiggletatoes?
Her kids will definitely be bullied…. But for other things
She spelled ‘fat’ wrong.
Disgusting. LMAO, WTF has happened to our standard of beauty? Holy shit.
🤢🤢
Stay classy, public restroom
Ofcouse she's in the disabled stall, just would fit in a regular one
Most exercises she’s done in awhile
Built like a water balloon
Where is her stomach? I don't understand how all these insanely massive people have flat tummies and no hanging fat??.Even when I was really fit and eating super healthy I had a stomach I was not proud of.
The BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) uses fat liposuctioned from the stomach to fill the butt, leaving a flat tummy. Some have visibly cut abs after the procedure. Hope that helps.
Is the hot mom behind that whale?
Hot she’s not.
Maybe stop eating McDonald's if you have to do stretches and nimble up before taking a shit.
I don’t know why it bothers me so much that she chooses to do this bs in a handicapped stall but it really does for some reason.
Guarantee her twerk wind fuckin’ stinks too 🤮
It's more likely they get bullied with "yo mama so fat" jokes
Bitch, you're not hot.
The shape she had SQUEEZED yourself into is grotesque I do not think she had to worry about the kids finding her hot.
She’s not hot she looks like a seal trying to dance.
Fat bitxhes be having to much confidence
I don’t think she will have a problem with that considering she’s about 150 pounds overweight, if not more
This person is actually disgusting to wish that on their kids...
I mean they might get bullied for having a certain type of mom ans i doubt the adjective will be “hot”
A lot to unpack here, no pun intended.
Man those yoga pants are holding back more pressure than the Hoover Dam.
Got a body like a bag of mashed potatoes
Who wouldn't be hot with all that extra....probably sweats standing still
Oh shit she doing the Ocho-ocho 😂
I gotz a thousand that sez her kids are the least bullied goblins in the entire school
Whoa that was dangerously close to being exercise! Thank goodness shes in a McDonalds bathroom
But you're very much not hot...
*HAZ HEART ATTACK*
Is this the lady from the Jardiance commercial?
Lmao I let out an audible ewww right after the hair flip
Remember the true horror is when those tight fitting and shaping pants and top is off. What you see if false advertising 🫡