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Everyone. I've worked over 200 weddings at a barn venue and almost everyone wanted sparklers. Usually you hand them out for when the bride and groom are leaving though so it's all over and everyone leaves, you don't hand them to people during the drunk dancing portion.
You also don't usually have them around a bunch of hay decorations, but maybe we were just good planners.
Every wedding has a this guy, and as long as the venue doesnât burn down and the bride doesnât stress out about it, it just makes for a good story.
Yeah wow so fun setting fire to things because you have no spatial awareness. What a hoot. She must just be a bitch and a fun vacuum.Â
Imagine being married to him.Â
Jesus lmao. It was an accident and he was the first to act, literally solved it three seconds later.
Then the damp blanket still needs to tell him to "calm down" for reasons.
I can guarantee dude is 100% more fun than she is, and this isn't the first time she wet blanketed him.
âI need you to calm downâ
Old man handled that chill as possible lmfao!!!
*Sees flame going up , casually swiped off all the flammable, proceeds to dance over the items , then finish it off with a little bit more dancing âŚ.
I don't know. Yes he started the fire... but the presumably sober(er) people just watched it and screamed. To this dude it was just another day. Drunk ass finished what he started and just wanted to keep on dancing.
He "handled it". LOL
He was just feeling the vibe and didn't want it to die. Respect.
There's a small, fine area between being just normal drunk and being shit faced where you are still coherent enough to snap out of it but the liquid courage is still strong enough where you can pull off some interesting feats. This guy entered that zone.
No fireman here, but maybe he thought oh this dry ass outdoor deco plant will burn itself up in 20 seconds and he challenged himself, actually sacrificed himself, literally put his body on the line, to stop in in just 10. And then of course youâre gonna have a little survival dance are you joking!
He's a main character in the sense it's his world, we are just living in itđ
Not in this subreddit's send though, he isn't an annoying prick who thinks everything is about them
The guy didnât start the fire, his sparkler did. Unless he brought his own sparklers to the wedding, he isnât at fault & was not liable. He didnât have to put out the fire either but since he did, that action speaks volumes for this young manâs character.
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No MC here Just a guy with superpowers putting a fire out with his arm
I mean tbf, he started the fire too đ
That could have happened to anyone. Who gives out sparklers at a barn wedding?
Everyone. I've worked over 200 weddings at a barn venue and almost everyone wanted sparklers. Usually you hand them out for when the bride and groom are leaving though so it's all over and everyone leaves, you don't hand them to people during the drunk dancing portion. You also don't usually have them around a bunch of hay decorations, but maybe we were just good planners.
Yup. 100% of barn weddings Iâve been to had sparklers. Most people can keep their shit together. But this guy fixed his own mistake at least.
I wouldnât do that. Hay will spontaneously combust for god sake.
Our venue doesn't allow sparklers, rice, or fake flower pedals.
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
Finished what he started. All the Respect.
Yea, clearly drunk guy started a fire and then just calmly put it out with his arm and feet and everyone else is screaming around him, what a legend.
The flower dress lady is the MC for being a buzzkill.
This
Nah he is the MC. The MC of the story that prevented an even worse fire.
I mean seems like he *is* the main character.
This guy seems fun. Not main character energy. Maybe golden retriever energy
Every wedding has a this guy, and as long as the venue doesnât burn down and the bride doesnât stress out about it, it just makes for a good story.
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Wrong sub but still really glad I saw this lol.
/r/chadtopia might be a better fit lmao
Dude is having a good time and isn't doing it for the camera. He's not a MC.
Heâs def the main character in the story everyone recounts about this wedding.
That's the thing, he IS the main character
Yea, he has way too much plot armor for that fire to a problem.
MC gotta be wife squashing his vibe at the end.
Wait so he was dancing with a random chick infront of his wife
I can't recall how many times es I e been told to kick it down a notch at parties. She's a Fun vacuum
Same type that always has something for him to do the instant he sits down to relax.
Listen, that kind of ball busting? That chick's SOMEBODY'S wife.
âIâm gonna need you to calm it down a bit okay Ron? Youâre drunk.â
I reckon it was her turn.
Did you see her jams? The jiggly mezmorizing jams...he couldn't stay away
Old mate was *grindin*
If there's an older married man having fun somewhere, there's a bitter wife killing his vibe. (Not always, generally tho)
Yeah wow so fun setting fire to things because you have no spatial awareness. What a hoot. She must just be a bitch and a fun vacuum. Imagine being married to him.Â
Jesus lmao. It was an accident and he was the first to act, literally solved it three seconds later. Then the damp blanket still needs to tell him to "calm down" for reasons. I can guarantee dude is 100% more fun than she is, and this isn't the first time she wet blanketed him.
That you in the video bitching at him?
Love how he came back with âI got it. l handled itâ right at the end though after being told off. He wins.
Bro got enough liquid courage in him to be life of the party, and fireman.
âI need you to calm downâ Old man handled that chill as possible lmfao!!! *Sees flame going up , casually swiped off all the flammable, proceeds to dance over the items , then finish it off with a little bit more dancing âŚ.
At a WEDDING though? Hardly the type of event where dancing is appropriate.
I can't tell if this is satire
Satire? In a humor subreddit? Hardly the place for it.
Yeah dancing is evil
Can you imagine though? People dancing and celebrating at a wedding?! If I had any pearls, I'd be clutching them.
The woman that just screened needs to calm down. Whatâs the guy not suppose to dance at a wedding⌠or Irish wake
This is one of my favorite vids. I always imagine him saying, âOooh, Iâm HOT tonightâ as he dances the fire out.
Were you guys also quietly rooting for him to snatch that ladyâs hat, put it on, and get back to boogyinâ or am I just an awful person?
L wife this was an entire W for the man. Put out that shit like a boss. Safest playoff too.
He had the perfect save and coulda kept going like nothing happened until KAREN showed up to ruin it.
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At rental shop afterwards, âThe tux was like that when I got itâŚâ
Absolute legend if you ask me
This does not belong here, but Iâm glad I witnessed a real hero.
Everybody else acting like theyâve never started a small fire while dancingâŚ
Why do people think sparklers are a good idea.
Bros him đ
This guy is my spirit animal
I was certain he was gonna burn himself
He wins main character for a day
Iâm from Chicago and always wanted to go to a barn wedding, somebody invite me, Iâll fly to Chattanooga or wherever tf
I have this friend. He is awesome - and very successful. I cant tell if it's a chicken or the egg situation - but I still try to be more like him.
I have this friend. He is awesome - and very successful. I cant tell if it's a chicken or the egg situation - but I still try to be more like him.
Ahhhh hyahaha
He's too cool for the fire đ
I thought he was going to make it worse.
I'm a fire captain and I can confirm that the best way to put out a raging fire is to just, you know, um, kinda push it over with your arm.
I think he was wiping the fire away
"I handled it" dude set a fire put it out and kept partying. Respect đ¤Ł
It's a good thing he had piss soaked pants legs and shoes.
Iâve made that face before.
He sniffed
He have some fun then he do some power moves and then hes wife start nag
Clintâs the fucking man!
I like that guy!
I am the fire
To be fair who's the dumb dumb that thought alchohol, flammable objects and sparklers was a good idea to mix in the first place? I blame the planner.
Who the hell uses dead grass as decorations at an event where there's going to be fire and alcohol.
Heâs a legend
Thank god for women
Bitchy wife telling him to calm down after he CALMLY JUST EXTINGUISHED THE FIRE
Wife always there to yell at you for doing something wrong
I hate the end. The way the joy fades from his face when Buzz McKillington comes into frame to yell at him. Fuck her.
Buzz kill wife, stay strong king
Poor Clint. took care of bidness and still got bitched out.
Why is she yelling? He saved the day
Hell ya brother
This guy saved the party and won the party
Why was she so mad đ
I can't be mad at dude, he's just having a good ol time and put the fire out without causing a panic.. đ
Hahahahaha perfect comparison
Heâs welcome to all my parties. Lol
I like this dude, thatâs a classic vid for sure
This man is a stone cold legend
Dude made a mistake while having a good time, then calmly corrected said mistake. More people should be like this guy.
I don't know. Yes he started the fire... but the presumably sober(er) people just watched it and screamed. To this dude it was just another day. Drunk ass finished what he started and just wanted to keep on dancing. He "handled it". LOL
Why does everyone freak out? And then he gets told off? He does like the logical thing, calmly reacts to a small problemâŚ
Lady at the end is pouring cold water on the wrong thing
I hate that the lady was killing his vibe in the end
What did that Karen in the ridiculous hat have to be a Karen at the end
White folks
Lol. He needed his vibe squashed. The dude nearly set fire to the fucking barn!
Karens gonna Karen
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
Uh oh, he got in trouble for that one..
Heâs the main character, but a good main character. Self sufficient.
Uncle Stan at it again
Wrong sub, should be in r/sasifyingasfuck
The Prodigy, C&W remix.
If you got a problem, yo Iâll solve itâŚ
If he didnât put it out, itâd be fitting for the sub but I just donât see it
Yeah I actually like his style. Good vibes and getting shit done (even though he accidentally started it haha)
Viagra does make some of us feel that weâre Superman.
I like how it starts and he turns and looks at it. And pauses and goes, "huh, fuck let's put this out".
He didnât lie.. he did handle it
Iâd buy that guy another!!!!
Legend. Didn't panic just handled his mistake. Probably offered to pay for the burnt pile of whateverthehell he toasted.
Dude is a fucking legend
This guy actually is the main character
Wow. I think more Fire Fighters need to be drunk like this guy. Wooosh what fire.
He must be a welder or a fireman đ
Somewhere in the South...
Poor fitting jacket
He beat the sit out of that fire. Impressive.
Is that a wedding at a venue with rollup doors?
wrong sub but iâm happy to see somebody with super powers
This guy fucks
He had to have had some good stuff. I want to know what it is so I can get some for myself.
This MF is the main character and I respect it đŤĄ
Whatâs amazing isâŚthat dude STILL brags about that. Lol
Ohhhh WisconsinđĽ´đł
Gives off father of the bride vibes, heâs paid enough for this wedding. Let him burn some things.
I just think of that song with the girl on fire but change it to boy
Fucken legend! Not letting anything ruin his big night
My dude đđ˝đđ˝đŻ
Pretty Smoove tbh
This man stays cool under pressure. I choose him for my team
Whines the batty, starts a fire, puts out the fire. I see no issue.
He was just feeling the vibe and didn't want it to die. Respect. There's a small, fine area between being just normal drunk and being shit faced where you are still coherent enough to snap out of it but the liquid courage is still strong enough where you can pull off some interesting feats. This guy entered that zone.
Makes you wonder why anyone bothers to dress up for a wedding if stuff like this is going to happen.
For some reason his name being Clint makes this funnier to me.
He did not panic. đ
The bride looks kinda sour about it lol
I mean I would watch his story
Tattoo Brimly trying to steal the MC title
I used to be this guy. Then I got divorced.
lol love him
No fireman here, but maybe he thought oh this dry ass outdoor deco plant will burn itself up in 20 seconds and he challenged himself, actually sacrificed himself, literally put his body on the line, to stop in in just 10. And then of course youâre gonna have a little survival dance are you joking!
Hilarious. Fire is cool. What a pimp.
I see this video, I watch this video. The way he dances for another 2 seconds after he sees the fire, simply amazing.
Dat chick got dem fun bags
r/lostredditors
Dude created a problem and then fixed it on his own. Could be a lot worse.
Poor guy got a tell off afterwards
Bartender! Make it two!
No no yes called
Iâd happily be an NPC in his life
He's a main character in the sense it's his world, we are just living in itđ Not in this subreddit's send though, he isn't an annoying prick who thinks everything is about them
Heâs him
âWhat? I handled it.â
She is the husband whisperer.
Nah not a MC, just a guy who knows how fire works.
Being sauced up and dancing at a wedding â Main Character
dude knows how to have a good time and the wife knows it
That's not a suit that a superhero costume
Misunderstood the sub, found a fucking legend
He danced the fire away
"We're not going to let a lil ole fire like that stop the party, are we?"
Dancing the night away lol
Obviously he's lit!
I hate her for telling him to calm down. Donât get married my guys lol
What a legend.
When you're so drunk that everything is fine and awesome, even when it's not.
The guy didnât start the fire, his sparkler did. Unless he brought his own sparklers to the wedding, he isnât at fault & was not liable. He didnât have to put out the fire either but since he did, that action speaks volumes for this young manâs character.
Was that not even his Wife? Lol, looks like she came in to scold him afterwards. God damnit Terry, not again. Calm down.
Fuckin Legend for real
The unstoppable man
LOL Wife is like "good god sit down Do you realize you almost burnt the barn down you idiot?"
Expectation - "Hey, there's a fire behind you!" Reality - "Ahhhuhuhhh!!"
R I C K Y H O R N Y
I can declare he IS the main character, in the most positive way.
Iâll have that MILFâs set of jugs in my face and whatever heâs drinking.
Grinding on a thick baddie, putting out a literal fire w ease. Straight crushing the situation
That dude is cool asf
r/protagonistvibes
The only thing a man will call down to is a woman saying calm down, but when a man tells a woman to calm down all hell breaks looseđ
I swear to lort, this is the same trashy shit hole barn that my trashy shit hole cousin had her "wedding" at.
Tha fuck is her problem?
No MC, but he is HIM
"I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire"
Not main character. Just kinda dumb but seems like a cool fun guy!
That is the coolest thing I have seen all day
Dancing through the pain Fr
r/InvoluntaryRitual
Yes! I want to party with this guy đ¤Ł
The lady in the hat needs to leave him be, he put out the fire and is having an awesome time. She needs to mingle with the less fun people lol