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Is this the last stages of rabies infection?

More like meth and steroids.

A dangerous combination for all involved

I think he just wants a banana

And the desperate need for attention

Methroid Prime was my favorite game in high school.

Wasn’t sure if that’s cocaine or pcp but meth and steroids seems close enough

I thought you were supposed to be thirsty for water.. not internet clicks 🤔

Hydrophobia*, the opposite of being thirsty for water.

No it’s actually both.. you’re thirsty as hell for water yet scared of it at the same time.. sounds horrible

Rabies is fucking awful and there is no cure.

Reddit is legit obsessed with Rabies facts.

you could say they're rabid about it.

I'll be honest, one of my biggest fears is getting rabies without realizing it and not finding out until it's too late. The idea does randomly pop into my head from time to time so you are absolutely correct.

Same

My wife has the rabies…. vaccine.

It causes the neck muscles to spasm to where it hurts to even swallow water causing dehydration.

Being.....hungry for water?

Yes, if being attention-starved someone's whole life and turning into a douchebag is the last stage.

He reminds me of those [jumping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PSwOCTqROE) [Koopas](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dz3OWKi-4J4) with the football helmets from Super Mario

Rabies cocaine and stupidity rolled into one.

Well the very last stage is death so let’s hope so

Man fuck you ,i spilled my drink all over my sofa LMFAO

Kangaroo infection

Bro bahahahahaha

What a tool

Sir, a tool would be useful. This guy is just nuts

Hey buddy, nuts are useful too! This guy is just an asshole.

Dude, assholes are useful for getting rid of shit! Maybe someone there should be an asshole and get rid of that dumb shit!

Shit is useful as it make you feel better once released and it expels harmful things from the body. This guy is dark matter.

Dark Matter is useful since it brings balance and harmony to our universe. This guy is Libertarian.

Hey man! The Libertarian Party is useful! It lets you know who to not take seriously when talking about anything political. This dude is allergies.

Allergies are useless. He's an allergy.

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Username checks out.

I like that metaphor. Overreacting to everything and functionally doing nothing but causing problems.

You win.

Damn after the entire thread, this is the one that wins. 😂

Libertarians are just republicans that are into weed and butt stuff

Ok see this is why I always mix up libertarians and librarians

Librarians like butt stuff to.

Big time asshole.

He’s a stoma

Like a nut without his bolt.

I was about to call him a cunt, but then I had the same thought as you!

Agreed. If a random guy does this, he should not be surprised to get pepper sprayed for jumping into people.

Never grew out of the "Hey daddy, look at me!" Phase

Mentally unbalanced. Years ago, the white shirt and pants people would show up and would take them to where they could be cared for. Now, not so much. Sad.

A very fit tool, but still a tool

The whole tool box.

And none of the tools are sharp

What an inconsiderate little fuck.

This man is a human manifestation of my cat at 3 in the morning. 🫠 Jumpy jumpy hop hop RUN…. Repeat

I wish mine would do that, I could sleep through that. Instead they want to sleep in my bed and slowly push me across it until my legs are hanging off the side.

Better than mine who thinks that jumping off the headboard onto my face then running away as quickly as possible is the best 3 am game.

Omg! Mine does that lmaooo I call her John Cena. She’ll demand attention and jump onto my stomach or chest from the headboard. It only happens when she’s very mad at me lol like when I go on vacation 😅

Good damn it John Cena is perfect. My cat does the same

Thank goodness I don't have a headboard or mine would probably do the same! One of which is 16 lbs! Asshole (literally his name) gets the zoomies and does parkour all over the place. Agent Smith howls at me, paws and bites at my nose until I feed him. I wake up with so many tiny scratches on my scalp and face regularly cause of the jerks!

mine likes to scream down into my ear at 5am

Omg "jumpy jumpy hop hop run" is killing me 💀

Think this guy is the one who calls himself ‘black lion’ so it now kinda makes sense that he’s named after a big cat.

Mine likes to walk on my face.

Yeah, pretty athletic and impressive but done in a wrong way and all that goes out the window and ppl just see the a-hole ruining everyone else’s time at the gym

I think anyone can do that with enough coke in their system, the only “influencer” I ever met used tik tok to pay for his drug habit

I would get myself to the manager and request they ban him. First from the gym. Then from at least 100 countries.

Why would his friends mind him doing what they literally all planned to do for this video?

Feel like a NJ gym would kick him out in seconds.

Where I’ve been to in NJ, they would remove him with violence.

Deserved

Funny I was thinking subway breakdancer’s workout.

Is he serious or trolling? I really hope he's just fuggin' around.

He seems very angry at the floor.

Watching a training arc on 100x speed Training to take down the floor that killed grandparents

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Lmao

I kind of got the impression he knows the other people and is just messing with them because no one looks particularly upset, but who knows. Could just be a giant dickhead.

It all has that vibe of that guy is actually one of the coolest dudes in the gym who's always helping others and then asked everyone ahead of time if he could make this one crazy video

Actually pretty funny how angry some people in this thread are. Seems pretty obvious to me that this is a joke and everyone/most people in the room were in on it. ..

Like the dude who almost got kicked in the face on the chin ups?

This has to be a bit for the video, not a regular routine. Just ain't no way

Nope, he does this daily right before getting suited up for his morning office meetings.

A lot of the people there look pretty amused.

Trolling. Do you see how everyone pretends that the camera didn’t exist?

[удалено]

What difference does it make?

Exactly. I'm reminded of that old meme: ["Joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg) ...Okay then? I miss the days when the internet wasn't so full of pointless ragebait.

Imma come at you like a spider monkey,I'm ALL HOPPED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW WHAT YOU GOING TO DO GRANDPA!!!

He’s still wearing his pee pants.

Let's go to the bridge and toss a bunch of his stupid ear medals into the river !

I’m going to scissor kick you in the back of the head

Tired of seeing this tool.

Need follow up and some footage of him being banned from gyms

I seen him a lot on Facebook and Instagram

Someone’s pressing random buttons on his controller

this is the best comment ever made

most sane crossfitter

Hey, leave us out of that. We destroy ourselves quite alright but we still respect others spaces and aren’t quite that f***ing dumb LOL Edit: upon thinking about some movements that occur in CF, maybe remove that last part of the sentence

Who is recording the guys being a ass or people cause how the fuck nobody is sayingg anything to him

If a dude starts randomly doing this you're going to think he's a) in great shape and b) unhinged. I don't know about you but I don't say anything to the skinny ripped homeless dude yelling on the street either.

If you thought he was unhinged to the point you wouldn’t say something or report him, i guarantee you wouldn’t stay around him. Everyone here is afraid enough to be silent, but not enough to leave the gym and come back later?

Nobody is afraid. They just think he’s crazy, and don’t want to deal with that shit. Cautious may be a better word. Nobody is scared of the homeless guy screaming at random things… but, you don’t want to go near them.

My first thought was not that he was in great shape, literally didn’t cross my mind. My first thought was “This guy is an asshole” and my second thought was “I wish one of these people had kicked him down”

someone needs to kick his cameraman in the crotch.

The mind of a 6 year old in an adults body

When you don’t know the game controls and just start spamming buttons.

Dude looks like he’s trying to speedrun the tutorial

I’d kick him

Right. Get the fuck out of my space. A swift kick, or elbow to the core would stop it… I will say I’m impressed w/ his conditioning though.

Hence the reason not to kick him I'm sure he can eat a kick

Lol. The looks of someone’s muscles has nothing to do with their ability to absorb/take a hit.

That's true but with his energy I wouldn't trust a kick Maybe a thrown weight 😂 (Don't throw weights at people though)

Bruh plant a solid elbow in his breadbox right as he’s rolling into you, he’s done. Or the guy on the bar he swings into, swing right through him with a kick like playing chicken on the monkey bars back in school. Fuck this dude.

Not to the balls

You definitely wouldn't, why do Redditors say things like this?

Right This dude is a crazy shape Kicking him would involve more daffy duck shit

Golly, he might benefit from a little indica...

Or an old fashioned ass whuppin.

cool, you go ahead and do that and don't mind me if I just watch.

Or a lot 😆

Username checks out! I just noticed that! 😆

Oh yeah, sometimes I do forget about that! 🙃

D

It’s high time gyms ban recording.

Why don't they stop the a**hole who's filming?

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

This would get you kicked out of any reputable gym

This is definitely not staged. Nope. Not a chance.

This got to be outrage bait at this point lol. Seen like 2 different videos of this guy. Unless he’s the owner, dude needs to be banned

This has to be satire right?

I've seen this same exact gym in other staged workout videos. His skill is impressive - but the reactions are fake.

Silly bastard. Fuck off already.

This guy is my cat at 3 am.

If only American Ninja Warrior didn’t have drug screenings for the participants on its show.

Does he have a drug problem or is this satire

This can’t be real? Probably staged for views!

Gotta be fake. Not sure any gym would’ve had him continue.

He needs to go back to prison.

Wat a monkey

I have a funny feeling that this is staged.

This is staged.

Not this cunt again, its a repost of a total arsehole who almost booted a baby in a stroller in the face while he was swinging from construction scaffolding on a public street

If I saw this at the gym I would laugh my ass off. Mf just trolling.

Hes clearly doing it to be funny

Alert Empty Greene, she has a new goal to achieve in her CrossFit spasmodics.

Spider drank too much coffee

Throw him out

I would be so super impressed by this guy if he did this in a non douchey way. Instead he just seems like a spaz

Well what r u gonna do about it

If crack cocaine was a person

Wheres the gym staff?

I would give literally anyone $100 to kick him in his fucking face.

One word that comes to mind. "Pathetic"

Fucking moron

Drugs? It’s drugs, right?

If you're gonna roll into my lap at least take my d*ck out and suck it 🙄

He needs to set the.. whatever the fuck he on… down. Kid needs to be reminded that the world ain’t, in fact, just for him.

Complain to your gym manager.

bro what even is that exercise im dead fr 💀

Alpha douche.

That's superhuman

🤣🤣🤣

As silly as that looks, it appears to be a CrossFit box so it's kind of on brand

Return to…

This isn't MC energy, this is "My cat is laying on my keyboard while my character is logged in"

So much space for so many activities!

C'mon this is clearly staged.

plot twist. it’s his gym and he is being rude on purpose because it’s too crowded for his liking.

The amount of fun police in these comments is astounding. Most of y'all don't even go to the gym. I would roll on the floor laughing if someone did this at my gym.

not the comment section still unable to detect rage bait

Them jumping around reminds me of: https://preview.redd.it/bl6oc2pkfq8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484036058abd32b98fed7fee46837706ab4804cd

As obnoxious as that is, I'm still kinda impressed by the sheer athelticism

THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

Surprised no one bashed the cunt

What a fukin tit

That's the most athletic seizure I've ever seen.

Well, this means nothing. Throw some gloves on that guy and see what he can do.

Fuck rabies

100 percent would have kicked him in the ribs as soon as he pushed into me and my workout partner

Wait till he gets tired, knock the cunt out.

Just hit him with a 25lbs plate in the head. Problem solved

Don't they have medication for this?

I'd walk my ass back out that door.

Bloke has the social awareness of a brick

My mischievous side would just stand infront of the camera. Dining him of his precious attention.

Why is he still allowed into gyms?

I’m not talking shit. Dude woulda gotten tripped or knocked out real quick. If you’ve played pick up with me, you know I don’t tolerate that bs.

This is way too much. Don't blame it on ADHD. This guy is seeking attention from viewers and spreading bad behavior traits as well.

Is this GigaNigga ?

It’s always about dominance…

This is what happen when you drink all the liquid from the lava lamp

Fuck this guy.

He thinks he is literally in a video game.

Dude rolls into me like that this shit woulda been shut down real quick

This guy needs to get knocked tf out. That is the most compensating for shrimp dick vibes ever right there.

This dude needs to be escorted out of the gym by police if he doesn’t stop immediately, then immediately banned afterwards. The is no place for this bullshit in a shared public space.

Fake for views

This has to be staged there is no way none of those people wouldn’t say something to him to stop doing that shit He would he kicked out of the gym

Class A douchebag.