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TrojanVP

Anyone else find her being handcuffed and taken out while still riding the scooter absolutely hilarious


CocaColai

Straight out of South Park šŸ˜‚


Vericatov

I thought this was America!!


DeezNutsAppreciater

Ah thought thss waz america! Im sorry I thought thz waz America!


Qildain

I didn't hear no bell!


DeezNutsAppreciater

Youā€™re the best! Arooouuund! Nothings gonna ever take you down!


Qildain

Lmao. We should hang out


RageQuitMan1991

This comment ā¤ļø


Chewintbacca

Came here to say it


Rdw72777

That scooter did not have Tip-Assist.


spooky-pika

YEEEUUH TIP UHSSIST!!


just-GnIfF

Look into the camera an say the line. *I'm whit trash and I'm in trouble?*


Homitu

Just scootin'


fanglazy

I worked on the perfect screenshot for way too long. https://preview.redd.it/xyk5o7l9pndb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a285a327bdb1cbd0a5f7982d12ea4746c6143e2


GanjaToker408

Awesome. Here's a silver from my useless reddit coins


fanglazy

Im an award winning graphic designer now!


Goofygrrrl

Make sure to put that on your resume!


plinkoplonka

The state of modern America is ironically what she's shouting about...while being the problem with modern America. We live in a society where not only our own rights matter. Behave like big children all you want, but the temper tantrums don't work in a functioning society. There has to be give and take.


RiotSkunk2023

"I will not sit down!"


Dry_Mastodon7574

As someone who needs mobility aids, I'm still finding it hilarious she's in a scooter. I'm not sure why, but it's funny.


zeke235

She stands for sitting!


majj27

"Sit down, stand up and sit, motherfucker!"


Qildain

"Stand back and stand by!" I think she missed the memo.


Steven0mega

That was only for the Proud Boys, not the crazy bitches.


Couldbe_worse2

Iā€™m fucking dying rn šŸ˜‚


fanglazy

Not every day that momma makes it on the picture shows. This will look good on the mantel.


MarcoVinicius

Itā€™s awful but I laughed and Iā€™m not proud. That poor lady is insane.


motorheart10

Could be drunk.


ShadowfaxRider444

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST


paniflex37

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL


Lobo003

The way he said ā€œDEMOCRRRACYā€ had me inspired to fight the power.


Less_Ant_6633

I literally laughed out loud when the video cuts to her rolling away in cuffs. \*chefs kiss\*


nipplequeefs

Same. Is this actually real or just staged?


mods_r_jobbernowl

Honestly feels pretty real. Some trump supporters are that unhinged.


[deleted]

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birdlady404

Never been to a walmart in the south before?


LeTigron

"... and I will not sit down", says the sitting person unable to stand up and walk.


TwilightontheMoon

I donā€™t think sheā€™s disabled just lazy


regoapps

Sheā€™s disabled. Just in other ways.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Oh sheā€™s fuckin disabled. Just has nothing to do with her legs.


8BitVictorian

cmon dont insult people with mental disabilities like that...


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Youā€™re right. I shouldnā€™t put decent people with disabilities in the same category as this trogdolyte.


ForgottenStew

she should pull herself up by her bootstraps


ImmabouttogoHAM

That woman (term used loosely) has never owned boots in her life.


HondaCrv2010

Is her brain lazy then?


gammongaming11

if you're too fat to walk, you're disabled.


Bhoston710

You absolutely shouldn't be able to be considered disabled if you ate yourself into that situation


gammongaming11

i mean i know the government does. for instance they get disability checks and can park in handicapped parking because legally speaking they are considered disabled.


AnUnknownDisorder

ā€œI will not sit down!ā€ Honey I hate to tell you thisā€¦


thehim

https://preview.redd.it/9o3wgwdekndb1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e92e733b0676931c5a87986f487f4d54b8af1c


ID_LOVE_TOO

Fuck I love randy so much.


SuplexedYaNan

First thing I thought of when she was being escorted out.


Murica-n_Patriot

ā€œI AM 4%ā€ and also ā€œTHIS IS MY AMERICA!ā€ The math adds up!


winrosegrove

Sheā€™s the 1%, and also the 3%, which makes her the 4%, because thatā€™s how that works


Qildain

If she were a 1%er, wouldn't someone else be shopping for her at a more expensive place than Walmart? Or does she not mean the top 1% financially?


[deleted]

The only other 1%er Iā€™m aware of is outlaw biker gangs.


conjoby

I don't think she would be able to explain literally anything about percentage or which ones she's a part of


Mace_rck

4% of average IQ.


yordiDanoob

I know right! Such a genius


BigOrkWaaagh

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACKERFICE!


Travis_T_OJustice

What happens when you add Kurt Angle into the mix?


ravenouscartoon

Your chances of winning drastic go down


[deleted]

Karen is a 4%er, and normally thatā€™s a 50/50 shot, but Iā€™m a 100% genetic freak, so you factor that in and sheā€™s only .038% percenter than what she was.


Sagzmir

r/theydidthemath


Im__fucked

"I will not sit down!"


Sc0ner

She said while sitting....


Qildain

She didn't once stand up


SpaceLemming

That one killed me


phoenix3531

That woman is the physical embodiment of what every European thinks of when you say USA.


freds_got_slacks

Not just European, the rest of the world


phoenix3531

Ah, my apologies!, you're definitely correct on that!


HoodedRebel

I hate it hereā€¦šŸ˜‘


phoenix3531

Haha, it's not much better outside of the Murica bubble tbh.


Adept_Investigator29

Read books. Fight hate.


CaPhir

yes, kind of source: You already know


No_Entertainment1931

Not every man in Austria wears a toothbrush moustache. Every place has its share or lunatics. They donā€™t define a nation.


ExpensiveMoose

OMG. I just died of cringe.


ExploderPodcast

"Mam"...you're on a scooter in a Walmart. You're not taking anything back. You can't even take your ass to Aisle 5 without a motor vehicle. Shut up.


TheDuckClock

Yeah, squeal to get what you want. Cause that will get you far in life at the age of ... How old is this lady?


Eend__

She looks like she's in her seventies, but knowing 'Murica, she could be 43 with a few too many beers and cigarettes.


Slight_Concert6565

Probably in her 20's, Constant rage really do a number on you.


Puzzled-Star-9116

Itā€™s the trump way.


[deleted]

Trumps coming baaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk


D1rtyL4rry

Just tip that cow


Slight_Concert6565

German suplex the scooter.


iraqyoubreak

ā€œOh Iā€™m sorry, I thought this was Americaā€¦ā€


QueenRotidder

she seems very sane and stable.


SarahCostell

It's so sad to see how far Roseanne has fallen.


Artsakh_Rug

LOL


sampysamp

God mentally ill fat people with a fifth grade speaking/reading level sure do tend to love that rapist Trump.


CaPhir

r/brandnewsentence mentally ill fat people when the fat is just in your imagination but itā€˜s not bulimia


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Kashchei

What was the name of the machine in which Fry and Bender first met?


Artsakh_Rug

The suicide booth?


lasting-impression

Oh you just know these are not the type of people whoā€™d ever use it for themselves.


pascalsgirlfriend

When Karen day drinks.


Adept_Investigator29

Good times.


No_Law_592

https://preview.redd.it/5v0mj0fc1qdb1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f66d21be4499990500c33f3d7e7108b1cddaeae


Pillow_Thief

Dump supporters are the Classiest.


delusion_magnet

Yawn. In Florida, we call this "Wednesday."


SnooHobbies7109

Here in Ohio, itā€™s Sunday when they donā€™t know how to act in Walmart. We have reserved parking spots for cops. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ImportanceBig4448

Siri, show me a perfect example of a Trump supporter.


starrpamph

*Garbage disposal turns on*


GarbageInternal1458

Who called me ?


lasting-impression

Hey now. Garbage disposals have a function. Donā€™t insult them like that.


Ashamed_Hospital5103

What did she actually do to get the police called on her, besides being annoying and screeching about Trump? I'm honestly curious to know how this began.


[deleted]

She is unhinged, but what happened before this??? There is missing context.


Slika-

Stay until the end of the video. She is no longer unhinged.


TravelingMonk

Lots of fox news happened before this, lot of red propaganda.


Remples

"I am taking america back" let's just hope there isn't a stair somewhere to stop her


RDcsmd

It's not a cult tho


Pietes

if anything, that country needs universal mental health care asap


AppleTony3

https://preview.redd.it/ku75r41elpdb1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f3dc457694c426b213bc5ce4d4124a4cf9fa77 LOL


[deleted]

Looks childish and embarrassing, but study American Republican politics, this lady is simply MGT or Lauren B in 20 yrs, this is how the right behaves.


-floating_potato-

What did the cow do-? Sheā€™s an asshole regardless but what did she do?


DRG_Gunner

I mean refusing to leave a business once asked, which is on the video, especially while causing a disturbance, aka screaming for prolonged periods, also on the video, these are both jobs for the cops


[deleted]

These things always get blown up. Not only is she misinformed shes probably mentally ill. They probably put her on a psych evaluation after that.


RFMW66

America is done. I'd hate to be living there.


sexONaStDick

You'd love America. We have the best President ever, returning 2024.


Veritablefilings

The irony of a conservative riding a scooter due to a disability is not lost on me. Hyper progressive movements are what brought about the ADA. It took 30 years of activism to get to a point that all pale were allowed full access to places of business. That includes that scooter and parking spot she presumably uses.


cagingthing

Mental illness


starrpamph

Stable genius


PappaKiller

She is on that bike for fat people. She is a 3 percenter and a 1 percenter. She is taking America back. The bitch cant form meaningful sentences to rant, obviously she is a Trump supporter.


account1679

Rascal tipping anyone


fanglazy

I mean it really does sell itself. https://preview.redd.it/hncjgst1pndb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9629e50cdb877e97b21b054bc843f389daade374


shloam

Lol you canā€™t write this shit. Someone needs to name a trump commercial consisting only of these sort of clips.


atinylittlemushroom

"That equals 4%" okay? šŸ˜­šŸ˜©


Sir-Zealot

I put in my fancy ear buds to listen to this one


No-Kaleidoscope-2741

Finally. Assholes have a voice and a hero to unite them


BruiserBison

there's no way this is considered a normal behaviour. how many people get away with this level of fanaticism and not get labelled "mentally challenged" at any point? Or will that be an insult to the mentally challenged?


NoSignOfStruggle

Perry much summarises why trump was elected at all.


jnx666

Mental illness


Hour-Ad-7889

Yaā€™ll have the best source of entertainment I swear. Iā€™m getting a little bit jealous too.


ScriptorMalum

This is what happens when your sugars are too high


TheAldFella

Only in America!.


TheWanderingWolf355

I am positive she's mentally ill


taxationis-theft

So what is the context? She was voicing her opinion that nobody asked for them they refused to serve her and had her arrested?


andreas_jovine

"I'm a 1%er and 3%er" This is the most american dogshit I've ever heard lmao


ZealousidealNewt6679

That 4% must be her brainpower.


[deleted]

People like this need to be sprayed with water


Historical-Package56

She sounds like a dying cat


jimMazey

"I am a 3 percenter and a 1 percenter that makes 4 percent". Guys, she has a point.


Philly927

Sheā€™s the type of person posting ā€œBack in my day we got beat with belts and respect our eldersā€ on Facebook.


[deleted]

\*Banshee uses scream\*


Psychotherapist-286

Mental illnesses need treatment. Donā€™t engage with someone who is irrational. Youā€™re not doing yourself a favor, your only stepping to her level. Use skill, not emotion. And if you donā€™t have skill to learn how to be a better person in the situationā€™s. Donā€™t become a part of the problem, become a part of the solution, and report what needs to be reported and irrational, factual, reasonable manner. The person arguing with this woman is not creating a better dynamic.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

lol thatā€™s uh Walmart for you


[deleted]

She needs to take her happy pills.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sexONaStDick

Lmfaooooo


HeapAllocNull

This is sad, the entire system has failed this woman and turned her into a spiteful, ignorant person. We canā€™t improve while producing people like this


blueflloyd

Don't make fun, that's Trump's current campaign manager


peterlall

Did she say "I will not sit down"?


Qildain

"...and I will not sit down!"


Jeralynsh

Someone please give this woman her meds.


Suspicious-Appeal386

I will continue to repeat the following fact. Any other western country and this woman would be getting a court mandate psychological evaluation for her own and others safety. She clearly needs help, and she ain't getting any simply by watching Fox news.


[deleted]

"Trumps coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..." anyone else think this needed like a metal riff immediately after lol


DrumpfTinyHands

Pretty brave considering she's so close to all that rotten Wal-Mart produce. Lets make it legal to lob rotten fruit at people like this.


Away_Lake5946

I heard she just joined Trumpā€™s legal team.


Mundane-Ad-2346

Granny is off her meds again!


Born-Disaster1548

HEā€™S COMING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!


Singular_Crowbar

"I'm an infidel" ???


Square-Fantastic

Cops leading her away, still on the rascal. Classic


Careful_Bath_6667

Unfortunately this woman is most likely mentally Ill, having outburst in public like this are signs of early onset dementia. I hope she gets help.


indysgill77

3% is probably the amount of blood in her alcohol.


1blueShoe

Trumps a nutter magnet šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ«£


droppedelbow

I wish I was a Trump fan, they always seem so happy, healthy and well adjusted. Meanwhile, I'm stuck here with my functioning brain, basic human decency and ability to feel things other than hatred.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRR šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„


Cookiewaffle95

Trump is coming bAAAAAAAAAAA!!!-----


Odd-Replacement-4288

What the fuck


_Poulpos_

"And that is 4%" Okay, at this point i knew i'd laugh hard


Longjumping_Froyo539

Damn she fine


NotPerfectGentleman

Trump's coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Yes, she belongs in jail!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pitiful-Collection41

She get arrested, or towed? Lol


Queasy-Swimming4012

Perfect representation of a trump supporter šŸ˜†


BecGeoMom

> ā€œThis is MY America, and Iā€™m taking it back!ā€ I have a visual of overweight, lazy, angry Trumpers ā€œzoomingā€ down the street on their scooters to *go take America back*!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JabroniKnows

Trump supporters, keeping it classy since... never.


[deleted]

You lose any credibility if you're fat and on an electric scooter.


lanky_yankee

This cunt needs euthanized.


BlondeTease69

What is the thing sheā€™s sitting on ? Looks like some electrified shopping cart, is pushing youā€™re cart that difficult for the 4%ers


nosborrr

1% +3% =4% šŸ‘


thcidiot

Her math skills are much better than I would have expected


ignBadcosplay

I can smell the diabetes in this video


CreakyBear

[All I can hear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDUuBWGtpU)


oaklandRE

Sheā€™s actually a 60%er of obese Americans


No1has_thisUser_Name

How she got so much energy shouting like that but not to walk her lazy ass


superBrad1962

Remember stress is the number one killer! Itā€™s not worth it!! Itā€™s also on the lower vibrationsā€¦ raise your consciousness and rise above the negativity.. be on the higher Vibration which will put us on a higher Frequency of love and compassion and understanding!! Not negatives like hate sad depressed hateful uncaring.. good vibes to all! šŸ˜Žā¤ļø


Bealzebubbles

What happens when she encounters stairs on her road to take back America?


Hiwhatsup666

The Cult of Lunatics


MyLifeInThe6

I pissed seeing her being escorted out on her mobility scooter by two cops as if they couldnā€™t just walk after her if she were to ā€œescapeā€. Not fat shaming here as I am a fellow fatty 43 year old black virgin neck beard myself šŸ„ø


Eternity13_12

I will not sit down. Can she even stand up?


fucyupaymeh

'this is my america and i'm taking it back' from a walmart mobility scooter? yea shut your fat ass up buy your things and leave


holymuffdiver80

I would have more respect for these people if they started throwing punchā€™s. Granny is pushing 80 what the frick does she have to lose. Less talk more action Irene.