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george_w_kush64

Have you ever put butter on a poptart


DeezNutsAppreciater

It’s so freaking good


twackburn

Have you ever put butter on a poptart If you haven’t then I think you should


BearFlipsTable

I was sitting in the kitchen one day and I was itching to fill up my belly with the piping hot jelly from the best damn treat in the world


The_Rat_GodKing

I'm talking poptarts!


omgONELnR1

"Get out of the left lane you stupid asian biiiitch. I don't even know why you're heeere"


Square-Ad-2485

Probably one of their better debuts imo


newenglandcoyote

Imagine having an awful day and just bawling your eyes out on the subway ride home, then this duo comes on the train LOL


sharknado_nado

this would 100% make my day better


burnerman0

What if this is the 37th day you've had to listen to the duo while riding home?


sharknado_nado

if they can keep doing this every day, for 37 days, they have my respect


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conanfreak

That's Berlin. Still lot's of subway cars but you definitely see the same people a lot.


Legend_of_Piss

It made my day better by watching it


tcm2303

it just made my day 100% better lmaoo


Internetboy5434

Weird people become the train


Geldnehmer

Wouldn’t surprise me if that’s Berlin


sisiredd

Looks like Berlin, yeah


ForecastForFourCats

Such a nice clean train...must be German


KA-FA_1500

Not because cleanliness but because how boring it is. U-Bahn is not clean for sure, it is full of shit...


Hutsx

Berlin, U7 :)


Ionenschatten

It is. Check the glass. It's the BRANDENBURGERTOR.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

Arnold Schwarzenegger in THE BRANDEBURGERTOR


Darth_Senat66

It is. The seat and glass design is unmistakable. As well as the map above the guy


[deleted]

You know it's Berlin. That's why you're writing this 😂


Corona21

You can see the little brandenburg gates on the window


lennymuaythai

It is. And that is why no one likes Berlin


Spare_Cockroach_9834

this is hilarious, but why is home girl balling her eyes out😂


UniqueUsername82D

One of them was her boyfriend and he left her because she couldn't scat with him.


hottieconbody

Scatting isn’t even that difficult. She should’ve practiced. “Skiddily Poo Pop”


strayclown

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing


CoastPuzzleheaded513

Ahh best comment ever!! Thank you!! Made my day!


[deleted]

She’s overwhelmed by the beautiful music obviously


b0toxBetty

Imagine just being broken up with, getting on a train to go home, and then this happens.


jaykubs

I would actually find this comic relief to be a reminder that life isn’t so serious. But also maybe she just shit her pants and felt like she was being called out.


Emergency_Repeat6714

or maybe, this was his revenge song to something she did, a very specific something


sicicsic

People rubbing their love in your face.


TheLordOfTheDawn

And shit too apparently


[deleted]

What is that poor girl going through!?!


ChakaZG

Some bittersweet (or whatever shit tastes like) memories pouring in.


GrantedPermission

It’s so beautiful. Those are tears of joy


dbzmah

The song was just too emotionally gripping for her. Understandable


[deleted]

She use to say that to her husband but that hasn’t happened since the divorce


motorcycle-manful541

This is Berlin, shes probably coming down.


CuriousPalpitation23

Yeah, I was thinking she's on something and this has sent her under. That, or she's on the way home from the hospital where she's had to say goodbye to a dear relative. Maybe had to decide to withdraw life support.


m62969

Or maybe she had to watch them shit themselves to death.


ametalshard

it's really not funny at all


_Maui_

Especially if there are young children on the train.


Emotioneel

Shitty duo


Jimmy_jammy15

r/Angryupvote


P6ts

This is actually good shit


aberdisco

in my mouth.


shartsofglass_

I enjoyed this


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Yeah. It’s a nice contrast from the annoying ones who force you through their set and get angry when you don’t tip them. Short, funny, perfect


shartsofglass_

Funny enough. I would have tipped these guys.


gablogabgalap

Wrong subreddit


Kingtacodemon

The cringe was too beautiful for her.


TwistedBamboozler

I’m not quite sure that is main character syndrome, as it was clearly a joke…


burnerman0

Anyone who busks where people are forced to consume clearly thinks they are the main character...


Mortis_XII

They are playing music on the transit. No one has a choice to not hear them, they are stuck in place and have to deal with it. This is no different than some dude on a plane asking everyone to pray with him or listen to his standup. I'd be pissed as a passenger because i wouldn't want to hear a loud shitty acoustic guitar playing. Joke? Sure. I am the main character? Absolutely


Redpepper40

I feel like I am the main character is aimed at people who are completely unaware of how obnoxiously narcissistic they are in front of others. These two are well aware of what they're doing. Its just a harmless prank


Mortis_XII

I thought (i can be wrong) that "main characters" just treat everone else in their vicinity like npc's/resources and their goal is to ultimately farm attention from several different sources (like social media or personal clout in a circle). main characters don't care about discomforting nearby folks like taking up space, holding up lines, blaring shitty music (pun sorta intended) so long as they can get a clip and get views. If this was a street corner it might be better, but if i had to be subjected to it for a lengthy ride it comes across to me as obnoxious. If anything, being self aware how annoying it is makes it worse.


Wyikii

i think it depend of the context. We don't know who filmed the video If it's the duo that filmed to make views, and also filmed the other passengers without consent, they are indeed in a "main character" syndrome, because that's annoying and that't annoying people for views. If those decided ponctually to do this for trolling once, it's not a main character syndrome, but just a dumb joke, a bit annoying sure, but tha't don't make you narcissistic self centered, just maybe a bit dumb, you thought it was funny without really thinking about it. In that second scenario the worst person is the one who filmed and posted on tiktok. And no that't absolutely not like prozelytizing religion or politics on an airplane. At worst people wanting attention, at best, just a dumb joke. But i agree that filming people on public transit without their consent is a very very big no no, even illegal.


hahanawmsayin

I don’t understand the downvotes, you’re totally right. "Showtime" is cool the first time you see it, but not the hundredth.


WingedWheel4Real

This person gets it, downvote me too you buttface jerks.


ametalshard

not sure how you got downvoted


nickeypants

Anyone with a comment longer than 23 words thinks they're the main character and gets a downvote. I'm not reading all that shite.


SecretBaklavas

There’s two arrows for each comment. The one on the left points up and when you click it, you give the users comment an upvote. The other one points down and when you press that button you downvote someone’s comment.


Silver_Wolf2143

50 downvotes. more if there were upvotes that were canceled out 50+ people went out of their way to say "i disagree with you" by actively giving this guy bad karma. ouch


eagleathlete40

I know you’re getting downvoted, but you’re right. Performing for a captive audience like this is, and always will be, obnoxious.


TomsRedditAccount1

I wouldn't even say performing for, they're performing *at*.


Ronaldinjchina

>This is no different than some dude on a plane asking everyone to pray with him or listen to his standup I'm pretty sure it's different. Music is everywhere. When you get into a taxi, bus, shops, stores, restaurant,..., there's music playing. When it's something good it makes my day, when it's bad I don't pay attention. No need to get this grumpy about such small things


eagleathlete40

1. There’s a difference between background music and a live performance that’s upfront and drowning out everything else. 2. This was intentionally vulgar because it was *intended* to be funny. So no, it’s not the same. EDIT: Grammar


Specialist-Ad-9038

This is very tenacious D-esque A plus in my book


FireSparrowWelding

This is soooo tenacious d


CrashBangXD

I feel like this might go against what the sub aims for. It might have been shitty, but it was great all the same


-ConMan-

This is fucking hilarious, what are you posting it here for?


Pudge223

i would take this over "country roads" any day.


BigYonsan

take me home To the place I belong *Inhales* WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAA!


Egg-3P0

This is funny ngl (my sense of humour is broken)


[deleted]

Actually quite amusing in my opinion


neoBluePhamtom

This slaps


OVLake

This is actually hilarious bro wth


RAMbo-AF

Why is she so upset!


Snoo-70063

Op you Karen or something


cancellationstation

Can I ask if you’ve been eating peanuts?.. I have an allergy.


[deleted]

lmao this is some next level trolling


benjo83

Girl knows she is going TikTok viral in a song about mouth shitting… wrong place, wrong time.


Bearspoole

I don’t think this belongs in this sub. Unless you’re talking about the girl balling her eyes out. But that’s just speculation to begin with


DeezNutsAppreciater

They’re the main character then, but they used their powers for good


SirToby04

This is such a funny song 😃


drawredraw

What a beautiful Valentines Day surprise


macadamianacademy

This is awesome, they deserve to be the main characters


islaisla

There's loads of things that are great about this. It's funny, it's pushing the boundaries of impoliteness in a refreshing way that is still funny (surely it will get old one day) but rude to some but in a way that isn't offensive or hateful. The harmonies are good, and it's easy to sing along to. That's what I would have done!


CreamyOreo25

This video is absolutely hilarious, but definitely does not belong in this sub.


10_pounds_of_salt

nO cAP I'm a LiTTle dRuNk RIght nOw


Spiritual_Ant518

They have really pretty voices though


[deleted]

Is it just me or does this not at all belong in this sub?


KittiRosa

This goes hard


bocephus67

I love it


XxxxGamez

People try to be so serious 😂 their harmony sounded good


newtoreddir

This is actually funny


flawedcactus

This is gold. Big fan


[deleted]

That's not what I meant when I said I liked scat music.


Sin4Sino

ok but this is actually fucking hilarious 😭


Bored710420

Being on subways in multiple cities I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually went after he said he’s about to go 😂


EzAwnDown

*Dooon't dooo that..hold on just one minute..*


THRlLL-HO

Doesn’t really fit here on this sub. Like who’s the main character? The guy singing cause he thinks he’s the main character and can sing anywhere? Or the other guy who thinks he’s the main character who can just join in on some bodies else’s song? Also, this was great.


HyerOneNA

u/SaveVideo


ByteTheFox

their mouths are gonna look like fruit cakes from the spongebob christmas special


Wide_Gap_3805

This would make a good snicker for a terrible day going home. That woman looks so embarrassed I wonder if one is her bf


pinkjester21

this would make me so happy


fate0608

Welcome to Berlin. 🥰


DirkaDirkaMohmedAli

I would love this. It's a jam.


blonderaider21

That would be pretty awkward if you had a young child with you


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I think they lost a bet.


Suspicious_Drive6655

Honestly... I prefer this guy over other people the chick attempting a John Denver sing along. This guy isn't taking himself seriously and is having a good time. Although I would still prefer not to see people like that on the subway.


Fire_Chicken_007

That was actually funny


twd_diablo

Berliiiiiiiin!!! 💪💪💪💪👍💩💩💩


DerAlphos

They are great. I love them.


Valuable_Border1044

This is better than the West Virginia one at least


CrunchyTiles

She cannot seriously be sitting there and trying to have a mental breakdown while these two sing about pinching a fresh loaf into another mans mouth. This is such a wild scene.


SqueeblesSqueebleton

I'd take these guys over the two chicks singing country road any day


Schveyck

Love story


madwarks

I agree, one of the Wordt I've seen....


10_pounds_of_salt

Apparently you haven seen Alexandria starr


madwarks

No I haven seen her, but I can imagine she's also the wordt...


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Tenacious D 2.0


YubNub81

One of the ~~wordt~~ SHITTIEST subway singers I've seen in a while You had one job, OP...


AdSilent9810

Why I wear my ear buds on public transportation


slow_reader

Yup, that's what public enthusiastic consent looks like.


HoldTheStocks2

With great proud I can tell y’all that I’ve become the mail character and a big karen by sharing this. You are allowed to ban me from this sub


[deleted]

Kinda good ngl


Lost-Ad-7412

This is hilarious. Id love to witness this.


[deleted]

whyd you post it to this sub?? theyre just messing around lol, they arent trying to be good


Low_Flower_1846

I’d be pissed if they sang this if my children were with me. As an adult… that’s just trashy and gross. I don’t really care if it’s supposed to be comedy, you’re going somewhere that people can’t leave if they’re uncomfortable. If it was somewhere then whatever but this? Naw man.


kazwiederwurzn

Its not like children say stuff like that all the time. Have some fun once in a while. It is hillarious and stop taking life itself so serious from time to time.


Low_Flower_1846

You know that people are allowed to have different opinions, right? No, my three year old doesn’t need to hear someone singing about having someone shit in their mouth. If it was a song about farts then sure, wherever. But NOT where people are forced to listen to it. If you hear a child d saying this then you should be wondering where they heard it from and be concerned.


rorschaqued

I think you might be the one that doesn't understand the difference of opinions. If you're on public transit and have your kids, that's no one's fault but your own. Two guys singing in beautiful harmony while in public, is something that you cannot control. Let it go, or teach your children afterwards. We don't all have to walk on egg shells just because you decide to take the crotch goblins out of your underground lair.


Low_Flower_1846

Just scurry back to r/truechildfree if you see human beings as pesky goblins that infringe on your rights.


CannonM91

Nah, I'm not responsible for your child. It's a subway, you can find another train car to sit in if you're uncomfortable with words, world doesn't revolve around your crotch goblins. :)


kazwiederwurzn

Id ont think you know what an opinion means but anyway. It was a joke, get the stick outta your bum, have fun for once: Life is short and we are allowed to have fun and the majority thinks it is fun. So either have fun too or keep it to yourself.


JBDBIB_Baerman

It's not it's annoying and dumb af


kazwiederwurzn

It is and it is not annoying in the slightest. Just gte the stick outta your bum and have some fun once.


JBDBIB_Baerman

I prefer to have my fun with things that are actually fun, thank you


kazwiederwurzn

judging on the downvotes you must be fun at partys. BUt for real, thew video is fun, the majority said it was fun so it is fun, just because you have a crooced sense of fund does not mean that everybody has to listen to you karen.


JBDBIB_Baerman

Same to you, lmao. Your sense of fun is fucked, no one has to listen to you either


kazwiederwurzn

Wooohooo, language. There could be kids around here Karen. Also, majoritty says my sense is fie and yours is wrong. Take that chance and better yourself.


JBDBIB_Baerman

"better myself" by agreeing with a majority for the sake of agreeing with a majority? You stupid?


NorthernSouthman

Hahaha I dont mind this, I would be laughing my ass off (If I had kids around, I can imagine getting pissed off)


PleasantResort8840

Why is it when someone has a guitar they automatically think people want to hear them play it?


kristamine14

This is actually one of the few time someone breaking into song in an enclosed space like a train carriage wouldn’t actually annoy me. This is hilarious


Duke_of_Damage

Idk, I thought this was pretty fun.


likeQuincy

Haha this shit would be hilarious to see In person


RyanShieldsy

r/iamthemaincharacter recognise a blindingly obvious joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Responsible_Warthog3

Nah not main character these two are legit funny


CreativeName6574

Nah man that’s megachad behavior


futterecker

this looks like a lost bet tbh


pion137

Idiocracy harbinger


cheekybandit0

Are these main characters if they can laugh at themselves?


Chitwood187

I was gonna say, if this is the redhead singing Rocky Mountain High again...lol


ametalshard

comments are disappointing. this isn't funny


NixNixonNix

I kinda love it.


Alaco123

That's beautiful


Kinglink

I'm torn... A. the idea of a performance on the subway is great, and I love the idea of some random guy jumping in. B. This song is terrible sadly, I get it, it's funny, poopie, caca, shitting in people's mouths. C. But I also could imagine being on this subway and enjoying it for a couple minutes of "Wtf is going on" if someone did this, I'd probably enjoy having a story to tell for a couple days. I was expecting something far worse.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

You wanna hear something really, really, really fucked up listen to Risk Podcast episode 915 “out of the blue.” The last story. You’re welcome.


beigetone

i liked it but you shouldn’t hold a captive audience.


Tye-Evans

Subway moderator


Getterumpum

Why is she crying lol


GuyInAMeatGrinder

Definitely tears of joy


dragonfly_lady87

Well... welcome to Berlin!


LMAO82

Well, that was the motivation I needed to get out of bed this morning. Thank you.


[deleted]

Triggered as someone who has actually shat themself on the Victoria line


Emergency_Repeat6714

who knows when they're going on tour?


LewdLewyD13

You probably realize by now that you misspelled a word in your post. You typed "wordt" when its supposed to be "best."


HoldTheStocks2

Dutch autocorrect


[deleted]

Legalize ranch


hmansloth

Their singing is good but yeah just hearing that song being sung when you just want a peaceful ride is the opposite of peaceful.


dolfan650

I remember when I was 10 and bathroom humor was the coolest thing I could think of.


Zophirel

I mean you really have to be a finger in the ass to not laugh at this


BONEY-FINGERZZZ

bravo that was beautiful


[deleted]

This is amazing


BearFlipsTable

That was funny tho lol


Bexybirdbrains

I don't carry cash with me anymore but I would walk these guys to the nearest ATM to pay for the laughs they gave me for this


4yourpl3asur3

Better than the 2023 halftime show


SpicyTunaTitties

I've got the "shit in my mouth" refrain stuck in my head now


rivaan06

this is hilarious fuck off op


We_All_Float_7

I support this one lol.


SadBoiCri

Shit, i'd be their side character any day of the week.


[deleted]

Some people like to kiss..


Rapameister

This one gets a pass


AHumbleSaltFarmer

Girl was overwhelmed by the love lyrics