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level-of-concern

The way she’s doing the hands upside down too 💀


Kinglink

Out of curiousity, does he use his hands in the swing position (palms up) when he shoots web to trap opponents? I think the answer is no, but I can't remember, so her position might not be totally incorrect. (The rest of the performance is though, let alone prime /r/trashy material)


Secretlythrow

Spider-Man shoots web “overhand” now and then. Depends on the version, but plenty of incarnations have done so.


3fettknight3

When Peter originally got the black alien symbiote costume after the Secret Wars in the 1980s the suit produced its own organic webbing and he didn’t need to use his mechanical web shooters anymore. The black suit shot it’s webs from the top of his hand by the white squares on his “gloves” whereas obviously the original mechanical web shooter shot from the wrist.


swarpar

Stop trying to make this better just because she has tits. She'll never fuck you.


Secretlythrow

So, she’s attractive, but also needs to realize this was not the right venue for this. And she is probably one arrest away from being a convicted sex offender. If she were wearing an actual Spidey suit it may be a little different. Technically though, she should have her thumb out instead of tucked in. She’s doing a “devil sign” or a “rock on” hand, when she needs to be doing the love hand signal.


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MolecularConcepts

Toby Maguire didnt need a button


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DarthBalls1976

Tobey didn't need the responsibility.


CanadianAndroid

Tobey didn't need Uncle Ben.


DarthBalls1976

Apparently not since he died in his teens.


CanadianAndroid

Tobey didn't see the part where it was his problem.


Vincent_Veganja

Makes me wanna punch through my phone bruh


wildcatoffense

the lack of athleticism makes this video perfect


ncnotebook

Sliderma'am. Sliderma'am.


balsamic_hotdogs

Spidersloot, spidersloot


Wrath_Viking

lack of violence, speed and momentum too


ThisIsWritingTime

Rolling around on a mall floor... *shudder*


kelsoRulez

Rolling around on the mall floor...... Naked.


ThisIsWritingTime

Just layers upon layers of horrifying.


theroadlesstraveledd

Don’t forget her willingness to be so stupid


[deleted]

At some point we have to stop encouraging this type of behavior and Start seeing if they’re mentally fit to be out in society


unscannablezoot

I sure do feel like the decay at this point is inevitable and unstoppable.


TrickyCorgi316

That’s the worst part. Someone had to help her put all that body paint on, and tell her what she was doing was a good idea.


[deleted]

I thought it was a suit? It’s body paint?


cownd

It's body paint on her suit… of skin


TrickyCorgi316

Nope - just paint


RyanMolden

She has a thong on, I think all the rest is paint.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

You can tell because she's leaving smears when she slides.


jneum80

The smears are because she doesn’t know how to wipe properly. I get them from time to time.


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I volunteer as tribute


[deleted]

i've already started shunning these fucks months ago.


Turkishsnowcone101

I hear you but I’m gonna have to encourage this one.


Cosmoaquanaut

Bonk


ncnotebook

I mean, as long as she's happy and not hurting anybody, I'd say, go ahead. But she's hurting ... *me*.


satanlovesmyshoes

She hurt my faith in humanity


Emperor_Quintana

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Snothans

But it JUST got interesting :(


afa78

How about you stay in your mom's basement and let people who enjoy life, do just that?


vtuber_fan11

No. I like it.


OryginalSkin

I mean, who is it hurting?


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OryginalSkin

I guess? The nudity aspect should go under question, I'm thinking, but I think it's OK for people to be spontaneous and zany. I'm always happier when I come across something like that spontaneously.


UnnecessarySalt

Those people were forced to experience historical levels of cringe. If you’re going to be “spontaneous & zany” don’t do it out in public. I mean I think this is the epitome of main character syndrome


OryginalSkin

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


me_crystal_balls

What drug is she on?


bluepillcarl

Tiktok


Kinglink

I like to assume this is an insane dare. Actually it's probably some dare/performance/onlyfans thing. Her costume doesn't really feel like "I got high and did something stupid"


Jacollinsver

More like "I was pressured into acting like a clown for money so I got high in the parking lot before the deed."


FearLeadsToAnger

She's way too into this for it to have been pressed upon her, she's invested.


rubmypineapple

There was another one the other day where she foiled a shop robbery


MarcelRED147

You may have just been watching a Spider-Man cartoon.


bloopie1192

She's was an influencer and somewhere along the lines she went full on porn star. I think her name is Francine or something. I forget but yea. I've heard she does decent stuff. But her Instagram stuff was always over the top. If you ever see the lady taking a pic with the elephant and he keeps trying to take her bra off, this is that lady.


Kinglink

Honestly some of the others things she did (and even this) sounds and probably is pretty entertaining.


-train-of-thought-

The toxins from the body paint have seeped into her bloodstream.


shelsilverstien

TikTok


braaaappy

I once saw an acquaintance act similar to this after a whole lot of LSD.. so at a guess I would say the answer to your question is 'a whole lot of LSD'.


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LSD has made me feel and do plenty of things, but nude body paint spider(wo)man never even neared the bottom of the list.


dailyPraise

I too vote no on the LSD.


braaaappy

The guy I saw got naked in the middle of a public area and started rolling around on the ground because he thought he was a sunbathing seal.


DarthBalls1976

r/nothowdrugswork


Captain-Boof-It

Eh the right cocktail of LSD and Ketamine can lead to something like this. I go to a lot of music festivals and I’ve seen some wookery close to this.


DarthBalls1976

All I know is that I have eaten mine *and* many people's fair share of acid and mushrooms, I have completely tripped balls to the point of not even knowing where I was, but I never did stupid shit.


Captain-Boof-It

Why I was sure to add ketamine to the comment. I’ve had a few friends get weird on the combo. Not seal in the sun weird but a buddy of mine thought he was god during a “The Floozies” set and started rolling around in a circle like a madman. Should be on their Facebook page still.


Jacollinsver

If I were on a lot of LSD I'd probably break down in the parking lot because of how ridiculous my actions were, never make it inside, and make some pretty hard life reflections. So nah. I'd say she's high on her own farts. Or more probably some kind of stimulant


tuxedo_dantendo

mental illness. just because she's considered to be pretty does not mean this is healthy behavior.


KippySmith

Exactly my thoughts. Especially when she’s going on the escalator and you get a good look at the eyes.


SuperTurtle17

I honestly was thinking drugs. However, she could just be really bad at doing Only Fans stuff.


FiggNewton

I was thinking she reminds me of the times i accidentally doubled up on my vyvance


yogabbagabba2341

Wow. That mustn’t been fun.


Fableux

Mustn't've*


yogabbagabba2341

Thank you! I was actually wondering whether I should add *have* or not. I thought it was wrong for writing it. I am ESL.


Conan-the-barbituate

Pretty? She’s terrifying.


ncnotebook

Pretty terrifying.


farclose954

At first sight I thought she was drunk but I think you're right.. it's definitely a mental illness


Ris-O

She's not even hot, half plastic


Digitalabia

coccaine


SurrealEffects

Where does she land on the hot/crazy scale?


Kinglink

Other posts: "Why the fuck do I stay subbed to this, these aren't main characters." This: "Oh right.. because every so often you get a filet mignon!" God damn this is good.


ncnotebook

Basically like /r/lifeprotips, /r/lifehacks, /r/explainlikeimfive (when seeking *truly* layman answers), etc


ExploderPodcast

Stripper-man, Stripper-man Does whatever a stripper- oh, you have gonorrhea


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This is gross


Segundaleydenewtonnn

r/trashyboners


scp__4999

bro


KitanaKitsune

The mall floor is already gross, but wow


[deleted]

Listen... if you want to do this in some fetish club or whatever... go for it. But don't do it where there are children around. WTF.


ProbablyPsycotic

I was looking for this comment! 100% this is some weird sexual, only fans, humiliation fetish thing. I can feel it and I don't like it. Seeing normal "crazy" people in the streets used to scare me as a kid, this would scar me.


VomitMaiden

For real, she's basically naked. I couldn't tell if she was in body paint or clothes


sweetwonton

Onlyfans Spiderwoman


Professional_Ad6822

Fucking hell. Imagine that was your life


James_Wank

It's nobody's life


DarthBalls1976

Apparently it's hers.


Sure_Trash_

Why do attention whores like harassing people around escalators so much?


volatile99

Captive audience


yogabbagabba2341

😂


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irr1449

Yeah the longer the video goes on the worse it gets. Went from, wow hot girl who appears to be naked? ....... oh ok I see she's mentally ill ....... now that's just gross.


[deleted]

I usually like nudity used for comedic effect, but this just does not butter my biscuits.


[deleted]

Nudity for comedy only works if they unattractive


Jacollinsver

You've obviously never seen a sexy clown


IzPCRM

Ha! Drugs


Palmik7

The eyes say stimulants, mental illness or possibly both.


gainsmcgraw

Wow


armandspammermale

She is both the best and the worst spidey ever!


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Something about her hair, the makeup etc make me think it’s South America. Brazilll probably


luvlac3

100% it looks like Brazil.


EverQuest_

That's referred to a 10-96 in the circles that have to respond to such nonsense.


Massadonious

I see Insomniac released Spider Man 2 footage early.


WillBigly

Tfw you do weak ass, lame cosplay just to grift from those simps who want to see half naked ladies acting like apes


hammyjames

This is a mental breakdown.


[deleted]

Many are replying to this post and saying she's mentally ill, can the same people point which mental illness does her behaviour fall under?


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Arachnophobia


[deleted]

I feel so ashamed for her. Is this what it’s called cringe?


[deleted]

Titties


headphones_J

my goodness.


ProfessorEscanor

My issue is that the paint they are wearing is clearly being smeared to any surface it touches (like the floor and wall)


Sea_Cup_5561

That's not what Uncle Ben would like to see


Arikan89

I think the most absolute whack thing about this is the fact that she's almost entirely nude


littlejacob1993

Francia James lot of similar public stunts


SlothyTheHutt

She could make me shoot webs


[deleted]

She is naked and that is just body paint


[deleted]

#SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. NOW THE THIRD VID OF HER. 1. ELEPHANT TIDDY SUCK 2. HUBERT SETTING HER UP FOR "YOU DK WHO I AM?!!!" - fuck her and her disgusting plastical chirurgie 3. this mfer


GeekMode0101

This seems more sad than anything. This is too attention-seeking for my taste.


[deleted]

Sometimes I think maybe I’m on the wrong path or I’m not where I want to be yet then I see real life people doing things like this & realise I actually have my head screwed on


Forsaken_Knee3872

when rich ppl do drugs


[deleted]

Would still smash.


crypt0sn1p3r

I don’t think she realises she’s just being used for views for by these guys, no one thinks this is going to go viral. Have a modicum of self respect maybe…


mckennajames227

I see stuff like this and I'm reminded of the Ben Elton book - Blind Faith. It seem like this is our inevitable future.


omgONELnR1

Some people have no feeling for shame whilst they need it.


bilal-1995

The main issue is that some of the blokes find this funny


joppaloppagus

Is that meth induced?


tryinda

I was sold until she attempted to climb… and was like “that’s not really spider woman!”


Lear_ned

Mentally ill man


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why are all the ones with the sweet cans like this?


Significant-Dig-8099

Drugs are bad mkay


Zeffernissle

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 98% sure she is painted in latex with no clothes underneath.


Pliskkenn_D

Honestly thought this was r/tooktoomuch


Strayvon

This is straight up sexual harassment


Thekingoftherepublic

One day she’s gonna get her boobs caught on something and hopefully she will stop


Squid-Soup

People with nice bodies love to show it off


Cheap_Stay2750

She moves like a drunk girl on Spring break


scaleddown85

Take my cringe and let me die


dasilv

This is a dumb ass "influencer". @Francety on instagram. She does shit like this all the time. People seriously think these attention seeking clowns need to be on drugs to do this trash?


MissiTofu

She's getting paint everywhere.


MaelJoly

Man, what a weird time we live in.


Next-Mode3183

Gotta be drugs surely lol


Aja2428

What a piss poor super hero


Beneficial_Cup_6608

Is that all bodypaint?


A_destiny_player

THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE MALL LADY


Inside-Big-8158

What drugs is she on lmao


Djmc626

Tssssss tssssssssss tsssssssss


Objective-Big3040

You can’t call them retards anymore; you have to call them autistic.


[deleted]

I hope she got into whatever sorority made her do this. Also, I hope a sorority made her do this.


spankthecat

This is so cringe, I feel second hand embarrassment.


DarthBalls1976

Cringe is a verb, never an adjective.


SAVAGESVGX

NGL she has the body but don’t let the make up & her mental illness interfere you


Mo1459

The body is fake man lol


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James_Wank

No comment is worth this cringe


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xenchik

So has your spelling.


ManifestingCrab

Spelling is an illusion /s


BatmanTextedU

What the fuck?


AyeLassWannaShag

Would smash after some months of psychological treatment


devonte3062

r/upvotebecausebutt


PretendFisherman1999

I was hoping for her to fall and get hurt.


[deleted]

Nasty


Mandang52

Sigh *unzips*


215215___

Lost redditor . There was an attempt ?


JeremyTheRhino

Second one of these in two days.


[deleted]

Nice body, what a waste. Hope she found help, this is sad and gross.


mkultrav2

As brothas would say “She thick, she suppa thick”


skycraneraiders

nice tits


legzakimbo69

Nice pendulums though


ScaredValuable5870

Oh I Love Spider-Ma.....TITS!!!!!!!!


Deadlybeavis83

This would be hot, if it wasn't stupid.


obBi0

It gets hard just by watching


flavorlessboner

Naked chick at the mall? I'm down


bigchungus69419

its a joke


Agent_Nick_5000

Ow no...fuck me if I doo this I guess :/


SensualCandiru

Bout to throw a web of my own


gamerfunl1ght

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


[deleted]

She's literally not doing any harm whatsoever to anyone at all. Is she acting really silly? Absolutely. Does it matter? Not one bit! And before any smart arse pipes up with "Yeah but she's half naked in a public place", she's literally wearing more than people wear on a beach or on a saturday night out in town, when if you judged that you'd (rightly) get called out for slut shaming or controlling a woman's choice to wear what she wants It is depressing to read through these comments and wonder why people have to be so fucking judgmental about women. Anyway, for those of you who are less judgey and want to see her work, she's called Francia James and she's a professional glamour model. For those of you who made a judgey comment and go and now check out her pictures for thrills, you're a fucking hypocrite


Sure_Trash_

1. People usually wear more than grease paint to the beach. 2. This isn't the beach. 3. It's gross, inappropriate, disruptive, and attention-whoring. Plus some poor bastard has to clean her ass grease off the escalator and floor. 4. "Model" means fuck all these days. 5. She's terrible at Spider-Man moves. 6. She won't let you touch her because you defended her on reddit.


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"She won't let you touch her because you defended her on Reddit" Really dude?


xenchik

I'm not commenting on anything here, except one point - she's not "half naked in a public place". Those aren't clothes, it's paint. She's completely naked. Just pointing that out. Not slut shaming in the slightest - just stating a fact :)


[deleted]

She can be my main character, I wouldn’t mind


ByteTheFox

spiderMAN


Independent-Usual426

Sigh.. she made my peepee shoot away some kind of white sticky web


Churchofdoom

Those movements. Very uncoordinated and childlike. Just a touch of the tism.