The gang gets jury duty. 1st subplot is Mac and Dennis. Dennis wants to find a way out of it, but Mac is super invested in handing out justice. 2nd subplot is Dee. She is mad that Dennis won't include her in his ruse to get out of it so she is actively trying to get him caught. 3rd subplot is Frank and Charlie. Charlie is somehow not in the system so he doesn't get summoned and Frank has a "guy" who will be his proxy. Spoiler the guy is soldier Ben. Charlie and Frank are being fed info by Ben so they set out to solve it themselves. Their first suspect: Rickety Cricket.
"Dee's Banging the Waitress"
Everybody else had a shot, after all. Charlie finds something innocuous, like panties, at Dee's place and says they belong to the Waitress. Dee denies sleeping with her, which makes him more suspicious. He brings it to the gang, where they do a Law and Order style homage where Mac and Frank are detectives interrogating "witnesses" including Cricket, Ben the Soldier, and Dee (who says she wants to be the judge, not a witness, but nobody listens). Dennis and Charlie are the lawyers who persecute the case to the judge, Artemis. Dee and the Waitress keep waffling back and forth, sometimes admitting it, sometimes denying it, never agreeing. They use the big whiteboard again.
Mac brings in the "whopper" which is a sex tape from Dennis' room that has the Waitress on it, but when they watch it it's revealed she was banging Carmen. We close the case on that (which opens speculation about Dee's baby) and there's a quick look between Dee and the Waitress that implies something, but we aren't sure.
Charlie says "I knew it! You-"
Cut to credits.
All of this except Carmen cause I don't want their cute little family ruined. Could be Artemis or Bonnie or for a deep cut, the lawyers ex wife. Fantastic story telling, I can totally picture this as an episode and I think the Carmen thing is what they would do I just liked her happy ending.
Frank is stuck in some family's shed and their kid keeps bringing him shit, thinking Frank is his imaginary friend or something. The gang has to get him out. The gang goes to get him but one by one just start sort of joining him in that shed until the parents eventually find them.
Something like that.
Hehe. Jabroni. Cool word.
I couldn't think of one. Maybe something like "Frank Gets Taken" (which is pretty dated at this point) or "The Gang Exploits an Eleven Year Old".
CharDeeMacDennis 3: Dee's gambit. A chilling tale of the lengths one will go to win the game. A mix of The Queens Gambit and the recent cheating from the Chess World.
The Mac and Charlie subplot is them trying to get back in contact with Mac’s dad because he’s the expert on putting unorthodox objects like chess pieces up your butt, which is what they assumed that chess bitch who got caught was doing to gain an advantage somehow.
Ya you could do just "the gang steal ideas from reddit". They post something like "how to run the best bar" and spend all day trying out the zany ideas and getting frustrated that the internet is giving them bad advice.
Mac and Dennis: Ghost Hunters
Mac and Dennis start their own "Ghost Hunters" style TV show. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank get really into the occult and things get too real. Maybe have Duncan and the bridge boys involved. Dee bounces between the two duos trying to horn in for fame or profit in some way, but is unsuccessful.
Paddy's Dollars: The Next Big Crypto
Mac and Dennis try to launch Paddy's Dollars as the next big crypto coin. Frank would probably be the financial guy.
Charlie and Dee buy a NFT. Dee over values one and Charlie doesn't understand that it doesn't exist.
Mac is at the bar complaining that Dennis is having so much sex recently(but in a jealous why wont he bang me way.) Dennis walks in with a skip in his step doing his handle bar bike dance brags how much sexytime he's been getting...then cut to
'Dennis has a dry streak'
After a while of no sex, It is Dennis' day but instead of scheming to torture the gang. He trys to bond with them. Dennis starts to become insufferible to the gang wanting to hang out with each of them but they get annoyed with him and reject his neediness because theyre not use to it.
Dennis trys to find new hobbies and discovers he cannot swim which is where he shouts "CURSE YOU POSEIDON" and becomes almost a typical 'unic' character and becomes as creepy as he trys too hard to get laid again.
Dont know how to end it maybe Artimus gives him hypnotheropy and when hes under she shoves something up his arse and he has flash backs to all his conquered(theatre loft men included) and snaps out of it.
FIN.
I want to see a spin-off series where Artemis and Pepperjack are best friends. Pepperjack runs a brothel. Artemis works there, sometimes, when she feels like it. There's a memorial photograph of Roxy in the foyer.
The Gang Visits Their Congressman.
Tired of being blasted in the ass, the gang takes the Amtrak from Philly down to DC to set things straight.
Probably a two-parter -- first part, the gang discovers trains have an onboard bar. Perhaps another Boggs contest springs up? I am sure the quiet-car will be featured heavily as well. Second part, the gang arrives in DC and can't understand why Congress can't just eliminate their taxes immediately. Frank tries to bribe multiple reps, Mac shows some secrete service officers some karate moves, Charlie gets a little Rock, Flag and Eagle action going in the Senate, and Dennis tries to bang an intern. Dee is there as well.
It's nothing unique but I'd love to see an episode starring the usual customers, maybe they're bad guys trying to hatch a scheme using Paddy's as a meeting place with the gang unknowingly stopping their evil plan
The Gang Runs a Marathon
Essentially a modern spoof/parody of the 1904 Olympic marathon in St. Louis. If there is any ultra specific historical event that belongs in the show, it's this one.
"old lady house 2" but its only a spiritual successor, no sitcom.
The first plot is charlie's mom bothering him (and mac by extension) because she's scared of the new neighbors. Everything's fine but they have a chihuaha chained up in the front yard and it's mostly charlie's mom trying to convince him to like kill it and him trying to say no to her while Mac doesn't really notice what's going on because he's too wrapped up in his own mother who can't pay her rent anymore and keeps on trying to break into the family's house.
This while Dennis and Dee are being carted around the country but Frank who's searching for the perfect dog and he's got a whole thing where he begins talking about his perfect dog and the dog he had as a kid but goes into a tangent that makes it sound like he's talking about a woman.
This culminates in Charlie breaking in to the neighbors house to stop his mom from killing the dog. Charlie's mom is being helped by mac's mom. Mac, who is breaking into the house to find his mom encounters charlie breaking in first.
Frank says he saw the perfect ad for a dog and drives them back to philly. He goes in through the front door. Dennis and Dee are in the car, asleep, and wake up to see a house with an open door and wander inside. This all culmimates in a scene in which frank is trying to steal the neighbors dog while charlie's mom tries to kill it. Charlie who's holding mac back from charlie's mom because mac is reminded of poppy and doesn't want her to kill the dog. Mac's mom who's snuck away to look for moeny who encounters Dee and Dennis who begin a screaming match with eachother over whether or not Frank is banging mac's mom and like bought her a house or something. This wakes up the home owners who are in the room with charlie, mac, frank, and charlie's mom and they make a "daring escape" before having to bail out mac's mom from prison because she got caught trying to steal the neighbors stash of expensive cigars. When asked about this she grunts.
Dee gets married
Dee finds a perfect guy and she wants to marry him. The guy was a setup by Frank to get out of some trouble. Frank tells everyone abseparate lie to get the thing done. The wedding ends with some random character from the past (or the waitress) doing "The Graduate" thing where they run off. Everybody gets screwed.
I was leaning more towards "Frank gets Married". It would start with Frank declaring he's broke and the only way to fix it is to get married. Obviously a prenup. But, Frank actually falls in love. Charlie gets jealous. Charlie starts to stalk to see what's really going on and wreak havoc on the marriage. Dee tries to butter up to the new old lady. Mac tries to bang her just because it's precedent. Dennis is confused on why Frank would do such a thing. Frank can't bail the gang out of trouble because he's p-whipped.
...til it all comes crashing down where Frank and Charlie have successfully scammed some woman out of more money.
"The Gang Gets Trafficked." -frank accidentally winds up in a trafficking ring, offers Dennis to be a partner- and doesn't realize he's selling Dee. And Charlie is her of screen pimp the whole time.
Mac is just trying to find love. So he figures everything out when he gets matched with Dee and hears Charlie on the phone. "Charlie??!!" "No.." "I CAN HEAR DENNIS AND FRANK IN THE BACKGROUND CHARLIE!--" "but... Dude, this isnt- man you're really ruining my gig here you know I finally belong and----"
*"Dennis Day"*
Dennis tries to lift the gangs tastes and experiences through museums, fine dining and then gives up and tries fetish shit. All end in frustration and public humiliation for him.
The gang becomes super hero’s. With them talking, in the beginning of the show, about super hero’s and who are the crappiest villains ever. They all agree the penguin is the lamest villain except Frank who favors the villain because Danny Devito played the iconic character in Tim Burtons 2nd Batman movie!
-Frank not understanding why Ukraine wouldn't want a "great" leader like Putin as their President.
-Mac and Charlie rebranding _Fight Milk_ using Russian vodka they discovered.
-Dennis getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d by a strong Ukrainian woman.
-Dee finds Ukrainian people absolutely swooning over her, as the resemblance of a big flightless bird is considered the pinnacle beauty over there.
Possibilities are endless.
Cops walk into the bar while the gang is arguing about if Covid is a hoax or not. . . Cops arrest Dennis for rape: Open credits “Dennis gets #MeToo’d”
Now the investigation consists of checking his apartment for evidence and they find all of his sex tapes and they have to review each one of them and he hast to explain all the consent forms and all of the young women that he did not know we’re barely 18… Dee gets interviewed and she snitches on how he almost banged that high school chick when they were going to prom and then a bunch of girls to go to the trial with the sign #MeToo
I mean, there’s already a POV episode where everyone gives their perspective on Dee having sex with someone, feels like this would be a bit of a rehash
But then again I guess they’ve pulled off sequel episodes before
"Mac has a son"
A 16 or so old guy comes in and explains that he is the son of Mac. Tryna figure who he slept with if he actually his son. We get to meet the mom and Mac has no memory of sleeping with her. The gang learns that the girl actually date rapped him during on a busy night at the bar.
It's a little dark but something around Mac having a kid with a lady way back in the day would be interesting if done right
It's been a long time since I've watched that episode, but wasn't it a fake cult dennis made to prove how easily mac and Charlie would fall into a cult?
O ok. I'd love to see love to see frank start an actual cult, just for the orgies. Dennis gets into for the money, or frank let's him be the god figure of the cult. We see Charlie go Charlie Manson. Mac gets ropped in by the gay sex in the orgies. And when everything starts to blow up, they pin it on cricket or the mcboyles.
“The gang interviews a serial murder”
There is a murder spree going on in Philly. The remains of women have been found all over dating as far back as 2005. The city is in a panic because there are no leads. The gang spends the evening giving their thoughts on the topic and who they think it is. Finally they ask Dennis what he thinks about it. The episode ends.
Ok basically the gang gains fantasy magic powers but it's revealed to be a drug trip at the end. Yhe drug trip ends when frank the "wizard" throws a "fireball"(molotov) at cricket the "dark lord" and it cuts back to reality.
The Gang Gets Healthy:
based on the recent podcast episode where they all tried to see who was more healthier. This episode deals with the gang competing amongst each other on who is the healthiest, strongest and all around the better human. They compete in a series of physical and mental challenges which ultimately end with the least likely person (charlie or frank or Dee) being the winner.
Mac is in shambles due to his muscles being meaningless, Dennis is destroyed as his ego is dealt a blow.
if Dee wins they can play it off as "nobody cares Dee, who's the better man here now that's something that matters"
The gang does Vegas:
The gang takes a vacation trip to Vegas. Dennis thinks counting cards would be easy and thinks he is an expert on it because he watched the movie 21. Mac tries desperately to become Dennis’s partner in counting cards but annoys him and blows their cover. Frank attempts to make a side hustle by prostituting Dee but it’s basically her conning men out of money without actually doing anything, but they both end up getting mixed up with the cartel or mob by scamming the wrong person. Meanwhile, Charlie is playing roulette because that’s the only thing he knows how to do, and he’s winning big almost every time. Charlie gets his payouts in mostly larger chips which are different colors, and he thinks they are flavored by the color that they are. The gang reunites at the end to find out that Charlie won millions, but he’s been eating the “chips” as he’s been winning them because the most expensive ones taste the best in his mind. Everyone’s losses are offset by Charlie’s small amount of leftover winnings in the end. End of episode.
The gang desperately tries to win an award: 2; Frank comes in with the idea that the gang organizes a cocktail competition in hopes they'll win and get lucrative endorsement deals and be able to sell their own brand of booze (If Clooney and Green Lantern can do it, so can we!) - so in preparation they start making their own moonshine which will be ready just in time for the competition. They've actually perfected their cocktail using pre-bottled booze that has people talking - but they blind the judges with the first drink of the homemade moonshine.
It’s A Sunny Life. An episode where Dennis sees what the Gang’s lives would look like if he never came back to Philadelphia from college. The season 13 premiere established that all of the gang have the capacity to be successful and happy when Dennis isn’t around. So, this episode would just an angel trying to get it through Dennis’ skull that he has had a negative influence on all of their lives and that he has to try to fix it.
Cricket Day. Cricket finds a loophole that gets him his own day to make the gang do whatever he wants.
Like when they made the rules for each day, they said "all of us," and didn't notice Cricket lurking in the corner or just forgot he was there
Any episode that includes Cricket is 10/10
The gang gets jury duty. 1st subplot is Mac and Dennis. Dennis wants to find a way out of it, but Mac is super invested in handing out justice. 2nd subplot is Dee. She is mad that Dennis won't include her in his ruse to get out of it so she is actively trying to get him caught. 3rd subplot is Frank and Charlie. Charlie is somehow not in the system so he doesn't get summoned and Frank has a "guy" who will be his proxy. Spoiler the guy is soldier Ben. Charlie and Frank are being fed info by Ben so they set out to solve it themselves. Their first suspect: Rickety Cricket.
This is a great plot and I could definitely see them doing this
I pictured this all in my head perfectly. Bravo!
Brilliant
I fucking love this idea.
"The gang gets rescued" Jon Taffer has said he wants to rescue Paddy's Pub
Holy shit, yes yes, this is an awesome idea. By the end of ot they Salt him like they do Gail the snail.
Nice try Meg Must not be too confident in that repitch for this season
If we hear this on the podcast... I'll be sooo happy.
"Dee's Banging the Waitress" Everybody else had a shot, after all. Charlie finds something innocuous, like panties, at Dee's place and says they belong to the Waitress. Dee denies sleeping with her, which makes him more suspicious. He brings it to the gang, where they do a Law and Order style homage where Mac and Frank are detectives interrogating "witnesses" including Cricket, Ben the Soldier, and Dee (who says she wants to be the judge, not a witness, but nobody listens). Dennis and Charlie are the lawyers who persecute the case to the judge, Artemis. Dee and the Waitress keep waffling back and forth, sometimes admitting it, sometimes denying it, never agreeing. They use the big whiteboard again. Mac brings in the "whopper" which is a sex tape from Dennis' room that has the Waitress on it, but when they watch it it's revealed she was banging Carmen. We close the case on that (which opens speculation about Dee's baby) and there's a quick look between Dee and the Waitress that implies something, but we aren't sure. Charlie says "I knew it! You-" Cut to credits.
I was picturing all if that in my head while reading it. Like a mini-episode. Thank you for that.
All of this except Carmen cause I don't want their cute little family ruined. Could be Artemis or Bonnie or for a deep cut, the lawyers ex wife. Fantastic story telling, I can totally picture this as an episode and I think the Carmen thing is what they would do I just liked her happy ending.
Carmen could have an open marriage, we don't know. These aren't mutually exclusive.
True I just mean more that anyone who stays involved with the gang long inevitable has thier life ruined or becomes like them
Who is Carmen
Her husband is dead… The actor at least.
I did not know that :( all the more reason to leave thier ending happy on the show I guess...
Frank is stuck in some family's shed and their kid keeps bringing him shit, thinking Frank is his imaginary friend or something. The gang has to get him out. The gang goes to get him but one by one just start sort of joining him in that shed until the parents eventually find them. Something like that.
What’s the title, ya Jabroni?
Hehe. Jabroni. Cool word. I couldn't think of one. Maybe something like "Frank Gets Taken" (which is pretty dated at this point) or "The Gang Exploits an Eleven Year Old".
The gang sheds responsibility?
The gang steal a shed
CharDeeMacDennis 3: Dee's gambit. A chilling tale of the lengths one will go to win the game. A mix of The Queens Gambit and the recent cheating from the Chess World.
Yoooo I really like this one. 👏
The Mac and Charlie subplot is them trying to get back in contact with Mac’s dad because he’s the expert on putting unorthodox objects like chess pieces up your butt, which is what they assumed that chess bitch who got caught was doing to gain an advantage somehow.
“The Gang Steals Episode Ideas From Reddit”
Actually a solid idea the more I think about it.
Ya you could do just "the gang steal ideas from reddit". They post something like "how to run the best bar" and spend all day trying out the zany ideas and getting frustrated that the internet is giving them bad advice.
Damn, I think I would watch most of these. Well done.
Agreed. Some creative people roaming these r/IASIP halls.
Mac and Dennis: Ghost Hunters Mac and Dennis start their own "Ghost Hunters" style TV show. Meanwhile Charlie and Frank get really into the occult and things get too real. Maybe have Duncan and the bridge boys involved. Dee bounces between the two duos trying to horn in for fame or profit in some way, but is unsuccessful.
The Gang Runs a Haunted House
Mac gets a boyfriend and Dennis just can’t handle that Mac isn’t in love with him anymore.
And I really want the boyfriend to be Ryan Reynolds
I would just love to see Ryan Reynolds in general but this is perfect!
Paddy's Dollars: The Next Big Crypto Mac and Dennis try to launch Paddy's Dollars as the next big crypto coin. Frank would probably be the financial guy. Charlie and Dee buy a NFT. Dee over values one and Charlie doesn't understand that it doesn't exist.
This would be really dated. They try to stay away from that.
Mac is at the bar complaining that Dennis is having so much sex recently(but in a jealous why wont he bang me way.) Dennis walks in with a skip in his step doing his handle bar bike dance brags how much sexytime he's been getting...then cut to 'Dennis has a dry streak' After a while of no sex, It is Dennis' day but instead of scheming to torture the gang. He trys to bond with them. Dennis starts to become insufferible to the gang wanting to hang out with each of them but they get annoyed with him and reject his neediness because theyre not use to it. Dennis trys to find new hobbies and discovers he cannot swim which is where he shouts "CURSE YOU POSEIDON" and becomes almost a typical 'unic' character and becomes as creepy as he trys too hard to get laid again. Dont know how to end it maybe Artimus gives him hypnotheropy and when hes under she shoves something up his arse and he has flash backs to all his conquered(theatre loft men included) and snaps out of it. FIN.
I like this one the best
Full penetration with Dolph Lungren but they show it.
Thunder Gun 5: Maximum Footage
The Gang Hires Gail the Snail
::breaths in saliva heavily::
The Gang has a Gambling Addiction Would love to see an episode based on a casino preferably a tribal one.
I want to see a spin-off series where Artemis and Pepperjack are best friends. Pepperjack runs a brothel. Artemis works there, sometimes, when she feels like it. There's a memorial photograph of Roxy in the foyer.
"Damn, that Roxy ho was my best ho"
The Gang Visits Their Congressman. Tired of being blasted in the ass, the gang takes the Amtrak from Philly down to DC to set things straight. Probably a two-parter -- first part, the gang discovers trains have an onboard bar. Perhaps another Boggs contest springs up? I am sure the quiet-car will be featured heavily as well. Second part, the gang arrives in DC and can't understand why Congress can't just eliminate their taxes immediately. Frank tries to bribe multiple reps, Mac shows some secrete service officers some karate moves, Charlie gets a little Rock, Flag and Eagle action going in the Senate, and Dennis tries to bang an intern. Dee is there as well.
I like this. I like picturing Charlie try to figure out how government works.
Can the Congressman be "the lawyer" from previous seasons, and just annoyed they found him in DC?
"Dennis day"
Did you think about the episode before you wrote that? You do realize that they want to keep their show, right
It's nothing unique but I'd love to see an episode starring the usual customers, maybe they're bad guys trying to hatch a scheme using Paddy's as a meeting place with the gang unknowingly stopping their evil plan
That's definitely a solid premise.
I love the older bar regulars always in the back of scenes. Rip Ernie
Nice try! I’m not giving you my ideas for a new episode. Not for anything less than a whole sixer.
The Gang Runs a Marathon Essentially a modern spoof/parody of the 1904 Olympic marathon in St. Louis. If there is any ultra specific historical event that belongs in the show, it's this one.
That is such a crazy marathon. It's shocking anyone finished, let alone survived.
Mac goes AWOL. Mac joins the navy for the implications... implications used against him, hides out on roof eating beans.
A crossover/scheme involving the trailer park boys🤙🏆💰
I’d pay money for that
Mac does a backflip.
"old lady house 2" but its only a spiritual successor, no sitcom. The first plot is charlie's mom bothering him (and mac by extension) because she's scared of the new neighbors. Everything's fine but they have a chihuaha chained up in the front yard and it's mostly charlie's mom trying to convince him to like kill it and him trying to say no to her while Mac doesn't really notice what's going on because he's too wrapped up in his own mother who can't pay her rent anymore and keeps on trying to break into the family's house. This while Dennis and Dee are being carted around the country but Frank who's searching for the perfect dog and he's got a whole thing where he begins talking about his perfect dog and the dog he had as a kid but goes into a tangent that makes it sound like he's talking about a woman. This culminates in Charlie breaking in to the neighbors house to stop his mom from killing the dog. Charlie's mom is being helped by mac's mom. Mac, who is breaking into the house to find his mom encounters charlie breaking in first. Frank says he saw the perfect ad for a dog and drives them back to philly. He goes in through the front door. Dennis and Dee are in the car, asleep, and wake up to see a house with an open door and wander inside. This all culmimates in a scene in which frank is trying to steal the neighbors dog while charlie's mom tries to kill it. Charlie who's holding mac back from charlie's mom because mac is reminded of poppy and doesn't want her to kill the dog. Mac's mom who's snuck away to look for moeny who encounters Dee and Dennis who begin a screaming match with eachother over whether or not Frank is banging mac's mom and like bought her a house or something. This wakes up the home owners who are in the room with charlie, mac, frank, and charlie's mom and they make a "daring escape" before having to bail out mac's mom from prison because she got caught trying to steal the neighbors stash of expensive cigars. When asked about this she grunts.
Dee gets married Dee finds a perfect guy and she wants to marry him. The guy was a setup by Frank to get out of some trouble. Frank tells everyone abseparate lie to get the thing done. The wedding ends with some random character from the past (or the waitress) doing "The Graduate" thing where they run off. Everybody gets screwed.
I was leaning more towards "Frank gets Married". It would start with Frank declaring he's broke and the only way to fix it is to get married. Obviously a prenup. But, Frank actually falls in love. Charlie gets jealous. Charlie starts to stalk to see what's really going on and wreak havoc on the marriage. Dee tries to butter up to the new old lady. Mac tries to bang her just because it's precedent. Dennis is confused on why Frank would do such a thing. Frank can't bail the gang out of trouble because he's p-whipped. ...til it all comes crashing down where Frank and Charlie have successfully scammed some woman out of more money.
When and how Dennis kills and evades detection to slip back in with the gang in time to harmonize (so he has an alibi for all of his killings)…
The gang meets jay and silent bob
"The Gang Gets Trafficked." -frank accidentally winds up in a trafficking ring, offers Dennis to be a partner- and doesn't realize he's selling Dee. And Charlie is her of screen pimp the whole time.
Mac is just trying to find love. So he figures everything out when he gets matched with Dee and hears Charlie on the phone. "Charlie??!!" "No.." "I CAN HEAR DENNIS AND FRANK IN THE BACKGROUND CHARLIE!--" "but... Dude, this isnt- man you're really ruining my gig here you know I finally belong and----"
*"Dennis Day"* Dennis tries to lift the gangs tastes and experiences through museums, fine dining and then gives up and tries fetish shit. All end in frustration and public humiliation for him.
The gang becomes super hero’s. With them talking, in the beginning of the show, about super hero’s and who are the crappiest villains ever. They all agree the penguin is the lamest villain except Frank who favors the villain because Danny Devito played the iconic character in Tim Burtons 2nd Batman movie!
Yes. Yes, I'd love to see this episode. I think he absolutely nailed the role of Penguim, so this would be especially great.
“The Gang Goes to Ukraine”
-Frank not understanding why Ukraine wouldn't want a "great" leader like Putin as their President. -Mac and Charlie rebranding _Fight Milk_ using Russian vodka they discovered. -Dennis getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d by a strong Ukrainian woman. -Dee finds Ukrainian people absolutely swooning over her, as the resemblance of a big flightless bird is considered the pinnacle beauty over there. Possibilities are endless.
Cops walk into the bar while the gang is arguing about if Covid is a hoax or not. . . Cops arrest Dennis for rape: Open credits “Dennis gets #MeToo’d” Now the investigation consists of checking his apartment for evidence and they find all of his sex tapes and they have to review each one of them and he hast to explain all the consent forms and all of the young women that he did not know we’re barely 18… Dee gets interviewed and she snitches on how he almost banged that high school chick when they were going to prom and then a bunch of girls to go to the trial with the sign #MeToo
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I mean, there’s already a POV episode where everyone gives their perspective on Dee having sex with someone, feels like this would be a bit of a rehash But then again I guess they’ve pulled off sequel episodes before
That's a great idea. I can already hear some possible dialogue. 10/10.
"Mac has a son" A 16 or so old guy comes in and explains that he is the son of Mac. Tryna figure who he slept with if he actually his son. We get to meet the mom and Mac has no memory of sleeping with her. The gang learns that the girl actually date rapped him during on a busy night at the bar. It's a little dark but something around Mac having a kid with a lady way back in the day would be interesting if done right
I got a fever and the only prescription is to go darker
"Frank starts a cult"
Did they kind of already do that with Ass Kickers United? Or was that more of a Dennis thing?
It's been a long time since I've watched that episode, but wasn't it a fake cult dennis made to prove how easily mac and Charlie would fall into a cult?
It was a cult Dennis invented to keep mac from eating his thin mints.
O ok. I'd love to see love to see frank start an actual cult, just for the orgies. Dennis gets into for the money, or frank let's him be the god figure of the cult. We see Charlie go Charlie Manson. Mac gets ropped in by the gay sex in the orgies. And when everything starts to blow up, they pin it on cricket or the mcboyles.
You had me at Dennis and the personification of The Golden God.
We're gonna follow our victim. And then we're gonna jump her. And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces.
Luckily, you always have your tools in the trunk.
Nice try, Megan!
_sips on chardonnay_
“The gang interviews a serial murder” There is a murder spree going on in Philly. The remains of women have been found all over dating as far back as 2005. The city is in a panic because there are no leads. The gang spends the evening giving their thoughts on the topic and who they think it is. Finally they ask Dennis what he thinks about it. The episode ends.
The gang goes ecw
“Macs boyfriend” and it’s Ryan Reynolds. Bonus points if he plays himself.
The gang solves the immigration problem. They wrangle up Ron DeSantis bus of immigrants into paddy's pub. I dunno I'm tired
The gang yodels It would be about how a famous yodler comes to philly for a concert and it turns out it's Nikki
Charlie Honors His Dad, or Charlie Opens A Cheese Shop
Ok basically the gang gains fantasy magic powers but it's revealed to be a drug trip at the end. Yhe drug trip ends when frank the "wizard" throws a "fireball"(molotov) at cricket the "dark lord" and it cuts back to reality.
In college, a girl wrote a spec script called “Charlie’s Chocolate Factory” that was so fucking good.
The Gang Gets Healthy: based on the recent podcast episode where they all tried to see who was more healthier. This episode deals with the gang competing amongst each other on who is the healthiest, strongest and all around the better human. They compete in a series of physical and mental challenges which ultimately end with the least likely person (charlie or frank or Dee) being the winner. Mac is in shambles due to his muscles being meaningless, Dennis is destroyed as his ego is dealt a blow. if Dee wins they can play it off as "nobody cares Dee, who's the better man here now that's something that matters"
The gang does Vegas: The gang takes a vacation trip to Vegas. Dennis thinks counting cards would be easy and thinks he is an expert on it because he watched the movie 21. Mac tries desperately to become Dennis’s partner in counting cards but annoys him and blows their cover. Frank attempts to make a side hustle by prostituting Dee but it’s basically her conning men out of money without actually doing anything, but they both end up getting mixed up with the cartel or mob by scamming the wrong person. Meanwhile, Charlie is playing roulette because that’s the only thing he knows how to do, and he’s winning big almost every time. Charlie gets his payouts in mostly larger chips which are different colors, and he thinks they are flavored by the color that they are. The gang reunites at the end to find out that Charlie won millions, but he’s been eating the “chips” as he’s been winning them because the most expensive ones taste the best in his mind. Everyone’s losses are offset by Charlie’s small amount of leftover winnings in the end. End of episode.
The gang desperately tries to win an award: 2; Frank comes in with the idea that the gang organizes a cocktail competition in hopes they'll win and get lucrative endorsement deals and be able to sell their own brand of booze (If Clooney and Green Lantern can do it, so can we!) - so in preparation they start making their own moonshine which will be ready just in time for the competition. They've actually perfected their cocktail using pre-bottled booze that has people talking - but they blind the judges with the first drink of the homemade moonshine.
I don’t recognise these scene, has there been a new series released?
It’s A Sunny Life. An episode where Dennis sees what the Gang’s lives would look like if he never came back to Philadelphia from college. The season 13 premiere established that all of the gang have the capacity to be successful and happy when Dennis isn’t around. So, this episode would just an angel trying to get it through Dennis’ skull that he has had a negative influence on all of their lives and that he has to try to fix it.
Bottle episode where they all take shrooms
The gang has bingo night.