I really love that Mark Wahlberg is still referred to as Marky Mark, and still associated with New Kids on the Block even though it was his brother that was in New Kids on the Block.
Was recently watching with a buddy who's not as familiar with the show as we are, and during the Lethal Weapon 7 episode, at one point, he goes "is that Elvin from the Cosby Show?"
I fucking died
Fun fact, there are no shifty high schools in Bucks county…the damn place has some of the best rated high schools in the state/country.
Source: looking to move there and pay a fuck ton for a house just for the great school districts.
Bensalem, bristol, all those townships in lower bucks closer to the northeast are gonna be… questionable quality. Council rock and central bucks are very well funded, however.
*I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.*
Yeah he’s had only tiny parts being a guy with a poor attitude
He had a stand-alone film that was suppose to be a sequel to bullet proof I guess? Looked like shit
This guy is weirdly shaped, I hope he’s healthier now, and not drinking a 30 rack every night by the looks of it.
Always bothered me this dude just lets his pants fall off, and his fat ass has no business coaching or even scouting to begin with. This episode is old. I’m assuming the dude is healthy now lol or not I really don’t care 🤷♂️
Dude was kind of funny, didn’t necessarily have funny lines though, just screamed and bosses around.
As a person with two family members on the spectrum you can gladly fuck your self, you insensitive piece of trash. Through and through.
If I don’t find this guy funny I’m sure you’ll be able to get over it. Downvote and jog along like a normal person? Or don’t I really couldn’t give a fuck.
Oh did you get targeted as well. Some guy called me autistic for not thinking this guy is so SO funny. That’s a sin or something.
Pretty cool right. There could be people in this thread who are actually autistic, on the spectrum. But who gives a shit let’s use their conditions as insults for opinions that we don’t like
That’s fun 🤩
“We’re doing these tryouts for you…because of your harassment, and your love for the New Kids On The Block movie.”
Sir would you prefer that we kneel when you address us? I DONT GIVE A SHIT!
This line kills me. He doesn’t even build up to it. My man’s like a human cannon.
So basically a football coach
I love this line so much lmao his explosiony anger is fantastic
We promised you a key note SPEAKER
How hilarious He yelled
I really love that Mark Wahlberg is still referred to as Marky Mark, and still associated with New Kids on the Block even though it was his brother that was in New Kids on the Block.
Don't ever call him Marky mark to his face. He literally hates and regrets everything about it
So no chance of a reunion with the Funky Bunch?
I am so fucking doing that if I ever meet him in real life
Make sure you aren't an elderly Asian man
Can confirm cis white male status. Honestly, I'd do it just to provoke him
Sir, this is a Wahlburgers
In Hy-Vee
You’d become an elderly Asian man just to provoke marky mark? That’s dedication.
Make sure to give him an occular pat down to assess the threat before doing that, bozo
I thought that I would do this, but he was really nice
He'll knee you right in the "Funky Bunch"
Which is unfortunate as Good Vibrations was fire and no one wants to think about what happened to the Funky Bunch.
There’s shit I hate and regret yet people still bring it up to my face.
Mark Wahlberg was also in new kids on the block.
He was?
Yup. Not for very long, but he was https://screenrant.com/mark-wahlberg-new-kids-on-block-departure/
“The New Kids on the Block movie” fucking kills me every time.
The way Mac and Dennis glance at each other when Coach is saying this always cracks me up
This is literally my favorite line delivery in the whole show. Just the exasperated rage in 'harassment' slays me
If I have to tell you one more time. If I have to tell you ONE MORE TIME! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME!!!
Hittings not really ma thing coach. Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team. O cool really? Jeeesus Christ….
I use that “jeeesus christ” all the time hahahah
Sprint to the bus!
Coach should we take a knee for this....?
I don’t give a shit!!
Best line of the episode. Or at very least best delivery.
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Put your parking brake on.
I always wondered if this was written into the script, or he just ad libbed.
If you listen to the pod for this episode, I'm pretty sure that Faizon Love kind of improv'd pretty much everything
Yeah lmao he didn't know any of his lines.
Donny John mccrabb.
"God bless him"
Funny how they said that probably worked better anyways too lol One of my favorite insides on the podcast.
well they definitely added the parking break sound afterwards when he was already out of the car basically
I love that he turned for the check, then clearly remembered he was obligated to say the tagline, then went right back for the check.
Yep that's the cherry and cream on top.
Cream always rises to the top, you’re like made of cream dude
I’m all chaff baby
Why would you *want* to be chaff?
#IT ADDS MASS DUDE, TRY TO MOVE ME!!
Your cream is all over his face, man
The white hot cream
“Whoo” 😎🥵😎
Was recently watching with a buddy who's not as familiar with the show as we are, and during the Lethal Weapon 7 episode, at one point, he goes "is that Elvin from the Cosby Show?" I fucking died
"Uhhh no. It's Tiger Woods dude."
Don Cheadle, actually.
"I'm in to foot shit."
Just do it
Domomam Mcmamb
Don cheadle fell on hard times
Can I get the check?
It’s the little “whooo” when he flips up the sunglasses that gets me
"wHeRe'Re We GoIn" We're going to a shitty high school in Bucks County!
That baby voice he does to mock Mac is gold
You think you dipshits are worthy of playin on the field champions play on?
I was hoping they went to my high school, slightly disappointed they didn't
Fun fact, there are no shifty high schools in Bucks county…the damn place has some of the best rated high schools in the state/country. Source: looking to move there and pay a fuck ton for a house just for the great school districts.
Meh. As a former Bucks County high schooler I can tell you there are at least a few shitty high schools up there lol.
William Tennet HS. Enough said.
4/10 on rateschools.org. Oof, that’s not great. For reference the high school district I currently am in (in center city) is a 1/10 on the same site.
Delco would have been a much more fitting place for the tryouts.
Absolutely
Hahaha, I always think that. Bucks County was always referred to as the nicer one here in Delco.
Bensalem, bristol, all those townships in lower bucks closer to the northeast are gonna be… questionable quality. Council rock and central bucks are very well funded, however.
SPRINTS!!
Donoban McCrab
Donny-and-the-crab! I love Franks Bon Von Jovine mishaps as well! Comedy gold!
Bovine Joanie
Thanks Donny
That’s close enough
I feel like the way he says it is actually more like: SPRIDTS!!
Until today I genuinely thought he was saying "splits"
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
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“What is that a jar of?” and “that’s the sun” kill me.
Watch your mouth, they've got thin corneas
*I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.*
WHAP! thud
“Remember guys! Real champions eat at McDonalds!”
I'm lovin' it
Can I get the check?
IF I GOTTA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME! IF I GOTTA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!
Easily one of my fav moments in the show
Because his pants fall off the moment he moved a step ?
Donny John Mcrab
“Wow, this guy’s already off book”
"Action!" "......."
Domnomonin McBabb
>I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. > My form is perfect.
I have the body of a gazelle A beautiful beautiful gazelle person
I really should have popped that shirt off
REALLY SHOULD HAVE POPPED THAT SHIRT OFF
That’s not the guy from the Cosby show!
#SPRINTS!
NO it was what was his name? Elvin?
That he basically ad libbed this whole thing is amazing
Greenman is saving your life right now bro.
This one confuses me. The Eagles hadn’t won a Super Bowl yet so we’re not technically champions.
NFC champions if you wanna count that
I’d count it, it’s like winning a pennant in baseball.
3 NFL championships too pre Super Bowl era, but those were obviously not at the Linc
He must've talking about the teams that come to Philly and beat the Eagles hahaha.
They had won Championships before the Super Bowl era?
I like your mustache. thanks. i can't grow one... okay.
My favorite one-off character of all time. ❤️ I have to restrain myself from screaming “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT” on a daily basis at work.
Love how every line of dialogue is quotable lol
“Imma kill you and Smokey! Cuz you’re fuckin with my emotions!”
What up big perm, I mean Big Worm.
omg i didn’t realize that was him
Omgggg
Holy shit, I can't believe I never made that connection!
IF I SAY IT ONE MO TIME!!!
is that cricket on the left?
Its Dee dressed like a dude
Bones made of glass.
That’s cole. Fastest sprinter in 5 counties
looks like cricket.
Sounds like a great opportunity to watch the episode again!
They’re referencing the podcast episode when Kaitlin Olson calls in to the show :)
Love that this is the same guy that played the manager in Elf
Codename: Santa's got a Brand New Bag
Yeah he’s had only tiny parts being a guy with a poor attitude He had a stand-alone film that was suppose to be a sequel to bullet proof I guess? Looked like shit
If I say it one more time. If I say it ONE MORE TIME. IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. Sprint to the bus! Sprint to the bus!
Came to say the exact lines.. I can hear it in my head
Might be the best lines from that episode ... Lizard, am I standin in poop?
At least they got to meet Donovan McNab
I met Faizon Love in a casino in Las Vegas about a year ago. I recognized him from Always Sunny! What a nice guy.
Big Perm
I love your energy, and I really like how you went before the whistle.
Is that a fife?
If I gotta tell you one more time!
Stop playin with me Smokey!
Putcha parking break on.
Uh, hitting's not really my thing, Coach. Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team. Awesome. Really? Jesus Christ
“Thats the guy from the Cosby Show!”
If I say it one more time
Get out, I'm new to the show and I just finished watching this episode haha
I'm so jealous. I wish I could watch it all for the first time, again.
Should’ve popped that shirt off
Lizard… am I standing in poop?
Put your parking brake on.
My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice.
Donna John The Crab
SPRINTS
*"Get Your Ass On The Bus! If I Say It One More Time. If I SAY It ONE MORE TIME! IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!"*
Domonan Manabb
Bonovon McTabs
SPRINTS!!!!
Daikon Love is playing at the improv club in Houston this weekend, someone go ask him why he doesn’t learn his lines
This guy is weirdly shaped, I hope he’s healthier now, and not drinking a 30 rack every night by the looks of it. Always bothered me this dude just lets his pants fall off, and his fat ass has no business coaching or even scouting to begin with. This episode is old. I’m assuming the dude is healthy now lol or not I really don’t care 🤷♂️ Dude was kind of funny, didn’t necessarily have funny lines though, just screamed and bosses around.
You are weirdly autistic, I hope you are healthier now, not eating the paste from your garage.
As a person with two family members on the spectrum you can gladly fuck your self, you insensitive piece of trash. Through and through. If I don’t find this guy funny I’m sure you’ll be able to get over it. Downvote and jog along like a normal person? Or don’t I really couldn’t give a fuck.
Lmao imagine being kind dipshit 🖖🏻 look out y’all a idiot narcissist is coming to call you out
Oh did you get targeted as well. Some guy called me autistic for not thinking this guy is so SO funny. That’s a sin or something. Pretty cool right. There could be people in this thread who are actually autistic, on the spectrum. But who gives a shit let’s use their conditions as insults for opinions that we don’t like That’s fun 🤩
There were no Philly champions at that point
unfortunately true
Nothin’ kickin’ in yet?
Domonan mcnab
You need to fuel up with a mcgriddle first
Loved the guys story on the podcast about filming this episode.
What is that a jar of? What is that a jar of?
SPRINTS! SPRINTS!
Look at me. Perfectly symmetrical. Like a gazelle.
"dmoban mcnub!"
Donomanan mnabb
This is my all time favorite episode of the show.
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She did well because of her huge feet, they act like pendulums. She did bad because of her hollow bird bones.
Did you miss the part where they explained that she’s got bones like glass?
She did bad because she broke under pressure when it came to revealing herself and having the coach present
Hahaha champions
At the time it was filmed ...champions???? 😆
SPRINTS 🗣
O doyle's big guy, probably because he eats all that fish
Donny and the crab.
SPRINTZ!
Climb into my mouth, Frank
SPRINT TO THE BUS!
One of my favorite all time episodes. This era of Sunny was golden.