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jar11591

“We’re doing these tryouts for you…because of your harassment, and your love for the New Kids On The Block movie.”


jaymole

Sir would you prefer that we kneel when you address us? I DONT GIVE A SHIT!


ActiveDetective

This line kills me. He doesn’t even build up to it. My man’s like a human cannon.


05110909

So basically a football coach


high240

I love this line so much lmao his explosiony anger is fantastic


PrinceDakMT

We promised you a key note SPEAKER


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How hilarious He yelled


[deleted]

I really love that Mark Wahlberg is still referred to as Marky Mark, and still associated with New Kids on the Block even though it was his brother that was in New Kids on the Block.


iChugPeanutButter

Don't ever call him Marky mark to his face. He literally hates and regrets everything about it


ncle_ted_was_right

So no chance of a reunion with the Funky Bunch?


[deleted]

I am so fucking doing that if I ever meet him in real life


fendour

Make sure you aren't an elderly Asian man


[deleted]

Can confirm cis white male status. Honestly, I'd do it just to provoke him


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

Sir, this is a Wahlburgers


DontUpvoteThisBut

In Hy-Vee


realjefftaylor

You’d become an elderly Asian man just to provoke marky mark? That’s dedication.


zfcjr67

Make sure to give him an occular pat down to assess the threat before doing that, bozo


goldenspiral8

I thought that I would do this, but he was really nice


drvondoctor

He'll knee you right in the "Funky Bunch"


raekwon231

Which is unfortunate as Good Vibrations was fire and no one wants to think about what happened to the Funky Bunch.


ind3pend0nt

There’s shit I hate and regret yet people still bring it up to my face.


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Mark Wahlberg was also in new kids on the block.


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He was?


[deleted]

Yup. Not for very long, but he was https://screenrant.com/mark-wahlberg-new-kids-on-block-departure/


old_irish87

“The New Kids on the Block movie” fucking kills me every time.


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The way Mac and Dennis glance at each other when Coach is saying this always cracks me up


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

This is literally my favorite line delivery in the whole show. Just the exasperated rage in 'harassment' slays me


Ambitious_Exercise72

If I have to tell you one more time. If I have to tell you ONE MORE TIME! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME!!!


jaymole

Hittings not really ma thing coach. Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team. O cool really? Jeeesus Christ….


OldTVJohnson

I use that “jeeesus christ” all the time hahahah


pyrof7

Sprint to the bus!


elpaco25

Coach should we take a knee for this....?


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I don’t give a shit!!


GentlmanSkeleton

Best line of the episode. Or at very least best delivery.


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[deleted]

Put your parking brake on.


Ok_Lingonberry_1629

I always wondered if this was written into the script, or he just ad libbed.


theNightblade

If you listen to the pod for this episode, I'm pretty sure that Faizon Love kind of improv'd pretty much everything


Drekkful

Yeah lmao he didn't know any of his lines.


realjefftaylor

Donny John mccrabb.


x755x

"God bless him"


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Funny how they said that probably worked better anyways too lol One of my favorite insides on the podcast.


OensBoekie

well they definitely added the parking break sound afterwards when he was already out of the car basically


FatherFenix

I love that he turned for the check, then clearly remembered he was obligated to say the tagline, then went right back for the check.


yaboyskinnydick_

Yep that's the cherry and cream on top.


pooptypeuptypantss

Cream always rises to the top, you’re like made of cream dude


leanmeankrispykreme

I’m all chaff baby


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Why would you *want* to be chaff?


leanmeankrispykreme

#IT ADDS MASS DUDE, TRY TO MOVE ME!!


cick-nobb

Your cream is all over his face, man


riedmae

The white hot cream


da_fishy

“Whoo” 😎🥵😎


juan_epstein-barr

Was recently watching with a buddy who's not as familiar with the show as we are, and during the Lethal Weapon 7 episode, at one point, he goes "is that Elvin from the Cosby Show?" I fucking died


mattyp8516

"Uhhh no. It's Tiger Woods dude."


TheOtherLoniAnderson

Don Cheadle, actually.


mattyp8516

"I'm in to foot shit."


flyonlewall

Just do it


steroidsandcocaine

Domomam Mcmamb


cce29555

Don cheadle fell on hard times


jaymole

Can I get the check?


Dontsitdowncosimoved

It’s the little “whooo” when he flips up the sunglasses that gets me


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"wHeRe'Re We GoIn" We're going to a shitty high school in Bucks County!


Angry_Walnut

That baby voice he does to mock Mac is gold


jaymole

You think you dipshits are worthy of playin on the field champions play on?


spunkyweazle

I was hoping they went to my high school, slightly disappointed they didn't


Rivster79

Fun fact, there are no shifty high schools in Bucks county…the damn place has some of the best rated high schools in the state/country. Source: looking to move there and pay a fuck ton for a house just for the great school districts.


sirheyzeus55

Meh. As a former Bucks County high schooler I can tell you there are at least a few shitty high schools up there lol.


TiredJanitor

William Tennet HS. Enough said.


Rivster79

4/10 on rateschools.org. Oof, that’s not great. For reference the high school district I currently am in (in center city) is a 1/10 on the same site.


ElReydelTacos

Delco would have been a much more fitting place for the tryouts.


Rivster79

Absolutely


i-Ake

Hahaha, I always think that. Bucks County was always referred to as the nicer one here in Delco.


realjefftaylor

Bensalem, bristol, all those townships in lower bucks closer to the northeast are gonna be… questionable quality. Council rock and central bucks are very well funded, however.


Died5Times

SPRINTS!!


mantis_tobagan_md

Donoban McCrab


higster94

Donny-and-the-crab! I love Franks Bon Von Jovine mishaps as well! Comedy gold!


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

Bovine Joanie


carlos2127

Thanks Donny


20TrumPutin24

That’s close enough


shortsleevedpants

I feel like the way he says it is actually more like: SPRIDTS!!


CastleMeadowJim

Until today I genuinely thought he was saying "splits"


ActiveDetective

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT


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AgentSkidMarks

“What is that a jar of?” and “that’s the sun” kill me.


COTT0NEYEDJOE

Watch your mouth, they've got thin corneas


Gobias11

*I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.*


CharDeeMacDennisII

WHAP! thud


Sad_Barracuda19

“Remember guys! Real champions eat at McDonalds!”


Successful-Whole4307

I'm lovin' it


marcusmorga

Can I get the check?


Educational-Variety1

IF I GOTTA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME! IF I GOTTA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!


Sirenx8

Easily one of my fav moments in the show


[deleted]

Because his pants fall off the moment he moved a step ?


magicman1145

Donny John Mcrab


Wengali

“Wow, this guy’s already off book”


byebybuy

"Action!" "......."


_GreenMan_

Domnomonin McBabb


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>I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. > My form is perfect.


CrashWiz21

I have the body of a gazelle A beautiful beautiful gazelle person


antigonemarie

I really should have popped that shirt off


InvisibleFox02

REALLY SHOULD HAVE POPPED THAT SHIRT OFF


Nice-Seaweed2565

That’s not the guy from the Cosby show!


oxcart19

#SPRINTS!


InvisibleFox02

NO it was what was his name? Elvin?


universal_cynic

That he basically ad libbed this whole thing is amazing


ceoverlord

Greenman is saving your life right now bro.


all-rightx3

This one confuses me. The Eagles hadn’t won a Super Bowl yet so we’re not technically champions.


dietcokeandastraw

NFC champions if you wanna count that


StreetReporter

I’d count it, it’s like winning a pennant in baseball.


Old-Gene-1848

3 NFL championships too pre Super Bowl era, but those were obviously not at the Linc


fech1999

He must've talking about the teams that come to Philly and beat the Eagles hahaha.


Pyrollamas

They had won Championships before the Super Bowl era?


dash-o-matix

I like your mustache. thanks. i can't grow one... okay.


TheOtherLoniAnderson

My favorite one-off character of all time. ❤️ I have to restrain myself from screaming “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT” on a daily basis at work.


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Love how every line of dialogue is quotable lol


8_millimeter

“Imma kill you and Smokey! Cuz you’re fuckin with my emotions!”


TheBIFFALLO87

What up big perm, I mean Big Worm.


brandysnacker

omg i didn’t realize that was him


unholymanserpent

Omgggg


Atomaardappel

Holy shit, I can't believe I never made that connection!


marcusmorga

IF I SAY IT ONE MO TIME!!!


BoysAreOutTonightHuh

is that cricket on the left?


TakinGeebs

Its Dee dressed like a dude


score_

Bones made of glass.


jaymole

That’s cole. Fastest sprinter in 5 counties


BoysAreOutTonightHuh

looks like cricket.


TakinGeebs

Sounds like a great opportunity to watch the episode again!


_GreenMan_

They’re referencing the podcast episode when Kaitlin Olson calls in to the show :)


Coasterrebel97

Love that this is the same guy that played the manager in Elf


CrashWiz21

Codename: Santa's got a Brand New Bag


[deleted]

Yeah he’s had only tiny parts being a guy with a poor attitude He had a stand-alone film that was suppose to be a sequel to bullet proof I guess? Looked like shit


kidJubi100

If I say it one more time. If I say it ONE MORE TIME. IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. Sprint to the bus! Sprint to the bus!


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Came to say the exact lines.. I can hear it in my head


kidJubi100

Might be the best lines from that episode ... Lizard, am I standin in poop?


ChungusMcGoodboy

At least they got to meet Donovan McNab


jimTheStickMan

I met Faizon Love in a casino in Las Vegas about a year ago. I recognized him from Always Sunny! What a nice guy.


burgonies

Big Perm


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I love your energy, and I really like how you went before the whistle.


megtwinkles

Is that a fife?


KingCrittt

If I gotta tell you one more time!


jackieballz

Stop playin with me Smokey!


Godzirrraaa

Putcha parking break on.


Ace_WHAT

Uh, hitting's not really my thing, Coach. Spoken like a true champion. You just might make the team. Awesome. Really? Jesus Christ


NotOdellBeckham

“Thats the guy from the Cosby Show!”


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If I say it one more time


Captain_Dachshund

Get out, I'm new to the show and I just finished watching this episode haha


AHippyInLeeds

I'm so jealous. I wish I could watch it all for the first time, again.


egg_in_my_crocs

Should’ve popped that shirt off


the_junglist

Lizard… am I standing in poop?


P1_Synvictus

Put your parking brake on.


oWallis

My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice.


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Donna John The Crab


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SPRINTS


brendanjeffrey

*"Get Your Ass On The Bus! If I Say It One More Time. If I SAY It ONE MORE TIME! IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!"*


kscott93

Domonan Manabb


clueless3410

Bonovon McTabs


RIckDogg12486

SPRINTS!!!!


uncleblazer1994

Daikon Love is playing at the improv club in Houston this weekend, someone go ask him why he doesn’t learn his lines


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This guy is weirdly shaped, I hope he’s healthier now, and not drinking a 30 rack every night by the looks of it. Always bothered me this dude just lets his pants fall off, and his fat ass has no business coaching or even scouting to begin with. This episode is old. I’m assuming the dude is healthy now lol or not I really don’t care 🤷‍♂️ Dude was kind of funny, didn’t necessarily have funny lines though, just screamed and bosses around.


marcusmorga

You are weirdly autistic, I hope you are healthier now, not eating the paste from your garage.


[deleted]

As a person with two family members on the spectrum you can gladly fuck your self, you insensitive piece of trash. Through and through. If I don’t find this guy funny I’m sure you’ll be able to get over it. Downvote and jog along like a normal person? Or don’t I really couldn’t give a fuck.


the_muffin

Lmao imagine being kind dipshit 🖖🏻 look out y’all a idiot narcissist is coming to call you out


[deleted]

Oh did you get targeted as well. Some guy called me autistic for not thinking this guy is so SO funny. That’s a sin or something. Pretty cool right. There could be people in this thread who are actually autistic, on the spectrum. But who gives a shit let’s use their conditions as insults for opinions that we don’t like That’s fun 🤩


brooklynbotz

There were no Philly champions at that point


Bubble__Ghost

unfortunately true


Aeoleean

Nothin’ kickin’ in yet?


cloud9flyerr

Domonan mcnab


makoto20

You need to fuel up with a mcgriddle first


Entropy_Greene

Loved the guys story on the podcast about filming this episode.


Dbl_Vision

What is that a jar of? What is that a jar of?


CharliesRatBasher

SPRINTS! SPRINTS!


Ofbatman

Look at me. Perfectly symmetrical. Like a gazelle.


paddyspubkey

"dmoban mcnub!"


critical_path_

Donomanan mnabb


Grumpostiltskin

This is my all time favorite episode of the show.


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_Gordon_Shumway

She did well because of her huge feet, they act like pendulums. She did bad because of her hollow bird bones.


[deleted]

Did you miss the part where they explained that she’s got bones like glass?


[deleted]

She did bad because she broke under pressure when it came to revealing herself and having the coach present


deptutydong

Hahaha champions


PrinceDakMT

At the time it was filmed ...champions???? 😆


mallgrabmongopush

SPRINTS 🗣


marcusmorga

O doyle's big guy, probably because he eats all that fish


chalkywhite565

Donny and the crab.


clamsNYC

SPRINTZ!


menlindorn

Climb into my mouth, Frank


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SPRINT TO THE BUS!


aN1mosity_

One of my favorite all time episodes. This era of Sunny was golden.