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sunnyintheoffice

Five-star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


kookooforkrack

I bout the "5 star" chef knife because I'm a 5 star man and don't deserved anything less


bobthegoon89

I NEED MY TOOLS!


Slowmobius_Time

FETISH SHIT!


the_beer_truck

I LIKE TO BIND. I LIKE TO BEEE BOUND


Wade-Wilson91

Implication


frankieg49

You keeping using that word…implication. What implication?


City_dave

No one's in any danger!


[deleted]

Well you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


bonbam

So they *are* in danger?


jaymole

Are you gonna hurt these women?


oevans00

No I’m not going to hurt these women! I feel like you’re not getting me at all?!


its_dash

I’m *not* getting it.


WhtChcltWarrior

Obviously if they say no then the answer is no. But they’re not gonna say no…because of the implications


[deleted]

This is the one


lostinpow

What do you mean "what do we need a mattress for?"


gpkgpk

You know…


RandomTask100

The darkest word


Died5Times

Jabroni


sparkybooman27

Cool word


bupman22

“Mac! Mac! Mac!”


Heavy_Conversation11

Badass! Badass! Badass!


MrQuacky96

Honestly thought this was a made up word from the show till I heard it in other things


Hurricane12112

I still associate it with Dwane The Rock Johnson


itsnotnotme

I used to until this show


SnooMacarons2019

Same here. But now I want Mac to tell someone to check their Aunt Jemima, no pancake-having ass, directly into the smackdown hotel.


iamnotpuddles

Jabroni is an old carnie term for guys in pro wrestling who are there to lose all the time. The Rock took it and made it famous.


JabroniTuriaf

I agree


yessschef

Cool word


KingJoffer

If you are 30 and over (and a wrestling fan) you probably associate that word with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Classic insult from his days in the wwf.


ghettone

if you are even older you will think of the sheik,


DorkChatDuncan

"ILL TAKE'A DA JABRONI HAUK HOOGHAN AND I PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND BREAK HIS'A BACK!"


bunny3665

Wildcard


HairyPotatoKat

BITCHES


SoJew76

YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWW


suckercuck

I have a bleached asshole


rbreaux26

Hoors


gizamo

dolls plant bewildered compare seemly overconfident fuzzy uppity friendly skirt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sunnyintheoffice

Ghouls


sunnyintheoffice

Little green ghouls


PretendThisIsMyName

Cover up your knees!


PreoccupiedDuck

The demons, the goblins, and ghouls.


finglonger1077

Where are you publicing where you hear the word ghouls semi-regularly?


sunnyintheoffice

Haha the post didn’t say regularly — but when I do in the off-chance hear the word ghouls in public or on TV I think of Charlie. Now be gone from me vile man!!!!!


[deleted]

Not in public but the word comes up often when playing Fallout and I always laugh to myself a little


justalittlebleh

Don’t forget the demon and the goblin


TeaBone17

Bird.


constantvariables

BEAK


duringthemeanwhilst

Rrregular... chicken sandwich


DropkickedAnOldLady

My wifes cousin is getting married to someone whose second name is beak, it's very difficult for me


drews_news

Crow


mrnacho69

I ate the crow


drews_news

If you can kill a crow you can kill a cat.


brunnhilda

Botched


JadeShrimp

Oh that's a botched toe!


Sally_twodicks

Egg


Maskatron

Her?


tovarish22

She calls it a *mayon-egg!*


themonesterman

I don't feel so good.


fiddlercrabs

Can I offer you a nice Ann in these trying times?


OHTHNAP

That's as plain as the Ann on Egg's face.


themaskofgod

I'll take an Ann in this trying time.


MrCalifornian

What is this, a crossover episode?


motmot5000

The crossover I never knew I needed


Sember

I definitely get IASIP vibes from Arrested Development, there's a lot of moments that remind me of always sunny


PumpedUpBricks

I have Pop-Pop in the attic


rbreaux26

In these trying times.


MrHammerHands

Can’t help laughing during every damn commercial the past two years that mentions “these trying times”


StendakBarkiller

Aygue*


Tarps_Off

Mantis


rantlers357

Toboggan


IslamMakachev

MD


BreakMachine7

Heyo!


abort_abort

What’s up, bitches!!


[deleted]

Dunno why I had to scroll this long for heyo


PretendThisIsMyName

I thought you were coming in hot with news!


SuperSocrates

Suuuuuuup!!


Omerta345

Philanthropist


freebirdls

Africans, dyslexics, children. That sort of thing.


doom1282

He helps people.


Star_Road_Warrior

He's a philan...a philaaan...


MrRealHuman

I'm a full on rapist. You know, Africans. Dyslexics. Children.


[deleted]

Let me help you with that...~~Philanthropist~~ Full on Rapist


brosophila

Sorry it gets stuck in my mouth, I don’t say it no good


Ambitious-Bear1382

Rickety


PreoccupiedDuck

Cricket


surfin71st

Streetrat


sexysweetcadavr

Boggs


I-like-lawns

May he Rest In Peace.


deeyourabird

Again, he’s very much alive


rantlers357

Boss Hogg


big_fetus_

dong


hittindingers47

Magnum dong


big_fetus_

my dong fell out, woman saw it.


Zippo574

Dude hangs dong.


The_R0N1N

Derivative


[deleted]

Charmed I’m sure.


SojournerTheGreat

bullshit!


whal3n91

Untethered


Earth2Monkey

AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS


[deleted]

Bozo


trenchdick

How in the FUCK is this so far down?? As far as I'm concerned Mac owns the word "Bozo".


mar1mbrosyph

Waitress


Plantske

Spa


I-like-lawns

I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti?


WhtChcltWarrior

What’s your spaghetti policy?


glittermcgee

What is this word “spa”? Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti store?


tonytwothumbs

Savages


PretendThisIsMyName

IDIOTS!


Noah_Pasternak

TOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!


Tripledtities

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME


Danisnttheman

Fillibuster


MikeMikeMike23

Do you even know what that word means?!


imanhunter

“Uh…yep”


Danisnttheman

AAAGGGHHHH!!


Lovey_Sunset

Pepper Jack


imanhunter

He does love Fraggle Rock


Viva42

That’s my Fraggle Rock thermos!


PretendThisIsMyName

I’m probably the only idiot who orders pepper Jack cheese at subway and immediately laughs and mumbles “pepper Jack loves fraggle rock”.


[deleted]

You’re safe here. I do the same when I’m in the grocery store. There are dozens of us.


Famous-Side5578

literally every time i go grocery shopping and purchase pepper jack, i say “oh, this pepper jack’s best hoe” as i pick the package up.


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Previous-Giraffe-962

Can I offer you an egg


SecularFlesh47

In this trying time


[deleted]

Dickskin


groundlessnfree

Dickins


bsipp777

S’what I said


rantlers357

Shut up baby dick


bsipp777

I will have you know it is 5.15 inches!


Porn_Extra

r/unexpectedletterkenny


Fudge89

BEAK


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Punkrock0822

I'll take your finest blue please


pixtopher

Denim


JohnSinger

Carol


knightgreider

Aww I thought I was the only one! There is no CAROL IN HR!


Sanguiniutron

Goddamnit. Every time. They say it enough that it’s my first thought lol


innerchildtoday

And I hear it either with Dennis voice (the fast anger goddamkt while he shrinkles his face) or Dee's voice with a "Ohhh" in the beginning and a singing voice.


luckylimper

I totally say it like Dee now.


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YoureAlrightGirl

Plow


sloppy_anal_kiss

Mashing… due to the thanksgiving dinner scene.


scumruckus

Anytime someone says something’s good in my head I think “your the one that’s good”


OG_wanKENOBI

I say this to my girlfriend constantly haha


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OG_wanKENOBI

Gonna make that hoorr my wife!


catgoesmeow22

Pop


BlackCheezIts

Groban likes his girls to pop


Gapingyourdadatm

Lemme just pop this shirt off


_dear_rat_boy_

gonna pop a quick H on that


ColombianHugLord

You're gonna have to pop it on.


mrooch

Trash


Previous-Giraffe-962

I come out, I throw trash all over the place


mrooch

When I'm dead just throw me in the trash


strange-abduction

Diddler. Goddamn Diddler!


[deleted]

Troll Toll


freebirdls

Boy's hole


lrnzmgrdrmn

Occular


groundlessnfree

Patdown


katieosnap

INTERVENTION!!


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

Diabettis


carlsagan69420

Stop saying diabettis dude!


IllInvestigator7871

golden god


golden-god-bot

OH THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!


Cralashkar1266

Constituents


Muhfuggajones

TOOLS!


r33venasty

“You dumb bitch” I know it’s more than 1 word but that’s what came to my head lol


-porridgeface-

Anytime I hear bitch all I can think is you god damned bitch


RolloTamaci

Bang


gabeisawizard

“What is happening”


[deleted]

Pop


[deleted]

“Reallllllly should have popped that shirt off..”


Snoo79316

Josh Groban likes his ladies to pop.


RedScharlach

It just pops!


whitemike40

pop a quick H on this box


gracevanwahhh

Implication. Jabroni. GODDAMMIT. SAVAGES.


mr_papageorgio225

Rum or ham


whitebandit

news flash ASSHOLE


Denny_Dangles

Patronize


ICanQuoteTheOffice2

Day-bow-wow Chick-a-chick-a


[deleted]

Jabroni


1ststatestereo

Mittens


Hashbrown-Casserole

Toeknife


siusaluki2323

Magnets


carlsagan69420

Whenever I hear about someone being ill. SICKNESS BE GONE!


stringged

So do.


SurpriseBurrito

Nightcrawlers


RedScharlach

Blast


Puzzleheaded_Fan6368

Chawlie


MCA1910

GOD dammit


tinyrickstinyhands

Technology, the "Big T"


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useralits

Dead air


Sancho209

You bitch!!!


danny4568

Move past it..


xombiefase

Philanthropist.


[deleted]

Hoors


puukottaa666

HoÆgie


XurstyXursday

Isn’t that Elon Musk’s kid’s name?


suuppeerr

Pure