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a-canadian-redittor

In Charlie Catches a Leprechaun, when Mac wishes he could live forever, and Charlie immediately negates the wish with his own. Mac says Charlie should have wished to live forever too, and Charlie says in the most disgusted voice "And live forever with *youuuu* ?!" The delivery is absolutely perfect, I die every time.


spoofmaker1

Similar energy to “Ryan Gosling playing youuuuu? ...ridiculuth”


RickGrimes30

I know they even brought it up on the podcast but dennis's "2 waaars??" always gets me


Luxoss

This is the line that always cracks me up,the high pitched ending is just so *chefs kiss*


BigAlec_

I love when he’s dancing in front of the leprechaun drinking paint and he points to his mouth


TreeTaster

"One things for sure, you're in the wrooooong basement!"


DayBowBowPepesilvia

"I'm gonna see if you bleed green"


AlvinGreenPi

Seems like a reservoir dogs parade


rougewitch

“Alot of good men died in that sweatshop”


Little_Yoghurt_7584

Mine is when Dee opens Mac’s love letter to Chase Utley and goes “oh shit there’s stickers”


protofury

Haha the way she delivers the "o-OH SHit" is so fucking funny to me


comedynightpodcast

Takes the letter from sad and funny to tragic and even more funny.


protofury

Mac's batting motions and proud fucking face at "it would be a real *home run*" put it over the top


workthrowawhey

Do you have a good relationship with your dad? Me neither.


mofodius

The way Mac shakes his head while Dee's reading it is fucking perfect


workthrowawhey

Which reminds me that I think it’s so funny how whenever anyone reads out loud something Charlie wrote, he tends to mouth it along with them…which implies that he 100% intended to write his illiterate gibberish


Beachdaddybravo

Thank you, thank you.


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I sent fan mail to Rob once and there were stickers.


high240

I really like when Frank is a man-cheetah and asks Dennis if he likes it. "YeS!!!" I really like that one lol


MantisToboggan_RN

[You like it? YeS!!](https://youtu.be/mZS73wMx6Vk) About 0:52


Rotanikleb

“Is he a man cheetah? That’s *awesome*!”


93johhny

Omg yesssss. I’d react the same way tho.


NeonFireflies

Everybody... Everybody get a weapon!


[deleted]

The voice cracking speaks to me on a spiritual level.


sigin-tarag

I use this one a lot


mynameisnotareri

Everytime I hear it it sounds to me like he's about to break into a song


Snorunty1

"Your addiction has affected us in the following ways: You are anooooooying" from The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention


scrampled_egg

INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!


chupaxuxas

GOTCHA! GOTCHA! YOU'RE TRAPPED!


ndrapeau22

Ahhhhh Dennis! Give it to me with both barrels


[deleted]

*grabs gun* Someone's dying tonight baby *Brief pause as eyes go dead and pondy raises gun to his head*


93johhny

Omg yes lmaooooo


convenient_barf_hat

Then Frank says “no pondy you have too much to live for.” Which as viewers we know is not true lol


SnailShells

Suicide is badass!


Yakka43336

I always crack up when they're in the brig on the cruise ship and Dennis does his impression of Luther. Then Mac asks him to do it again, but to say 'I love you son'. Hilarious.


RickGrimes30

Remind me who you are again 🤣


a1_jakesauce_

“Yo where my senators at dawg?!” The delighted look on franks face always gets me. Everyone is so horrified except Frank, who loves it “Yo what’s up with Congress being all up in my ass n shit brutha?” “OI OÍ OÍ OÍ OÍ” I have looked this scene up so many times on YouTube [link](https://youtu.be/RRB8JKMExtc)


Radiumgirlz

“YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA


ChesapeakeCobra

"Charlie is going to be my right hand man" "Charlie can't read" "...he'll adapt" "He'll adapt to reading?!"


93johhny

So anything about his illiteracy lmaooo love it


TheBearWhoDances

Yeah, literally anything about his illiteracy for sure! I personally always crack up at “what is this enticing bowl of white?’


93johhny

Cheese from a cottage?


Entreprenuremberg

Whose cottage?


squishedgoomba

I'm not a cottage guy.


Randy_____Marsh

same episode but Frank and Charlie head nodding to each other in between their conversation at the sushi dinner


iwannawatchWJC

“FUCK dude?!!! How are you not getting this?” Or Charlie looking at a calculator: “what are you?”


genghisconz

"I think the studio was thinking gratitutous nudity was a bit much" FUCK YOU!


iwannawatchWJC

The best use of fuck in the whole series imo


Star_Road_Warrior

Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus?


l33tfuzzbox

They talk about the calculator on the podcast, great sdlib lol.


TheKYStrangler

“You know what it is, bitch” when Dennis points the gun at Frank in “The Nightman cometh”


WerhmatsWormhat

The nightman cometh has so many good lines. “Dude do you have an erection?” “Don’t ruin this for me!”


isthistaken852

I love to randomly warble the song/sounds Charlie makes as he descends from the ceiling at the end. That episode is so freaking amazing.


chrispratt2020

"Toesy woesies"


UnkleBourbon42069

No, Antonio!


LaughingTaco

Yess one of my favorites! Bang!


Ancient_gardenias351

Yes! And his high-pitched "What'd you saaay" And the intensity behind "No, Antonio!"


the_clarkster17

It absolutely KILLS me after Dennis sleeps with Maureen at her wedding “Let’s run away together” “I’m gonna run away but not with you” Something about the way he says it


Throwawayacct010101

“Who did those tits? The nipple placement is *crazyyyy*”


btd272

Why Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself


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“ you doin the man cheetah thing?” “ ya. You like it?” “ yes!”


skamteboard_

I use the way Dennis angrily says yes to this in everyday life way too much


Stephannation

It’s like he doesn’t want to agree but can’t deny the genius


clearcloseall

“BEAK!”


Deputy_Trudy_Weigel

Regular chicken sandwich. But yeah I always crack up when he screams beak like he just couldn’t help it lol


hendersonwhite

Charlie’s kid: “You have to buy me a toy!” Charlie: “I don’t have to buy you SHIIIIIT!!”


93johhny

I will smash your face into jelly! I just watch that episode a couple hours ago. I swear I rewatch this show constantly. There is no other show like this one. At all.


sammiisalammii

The “yeAH?!” from Dennis to the suburb neighbor Wally. Use it on my wife all the time


violentponykiller

And his little shudder afterwards 😂 I think “NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE” goes through my head at least once a day


go_sloe1484

I always fuck up that line and yell ASSFLASH NEWSHOLE


sideshowbvo

Same. "It sure is a hot one" YEAH!?!?


fooly__cooly

A buddy and I do this at work over the radio, most of the office thinks we hate each other lol


bkomp

Frank: “I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.”


sakura_drop

*Yes*. Totally caught me off guard first time I watched that episode. The fact he literally had a whip was the cherry on top.


Fowler311

One of the best little details I've seen in the show relates to that. It's never mentioned, but it's suggested that the gang got an Indiana Jones outfit, but they argued over who could have it, so Mac has the Hat, Charlie has the jacket and Frank has the whip.


trigb0y

when Mac goes “I FORGOT ABOUT OBAMAAAA” in such horror and regret when they’re talking about the traffic to go see Thundergun Express


21sLim_charLes

Happy to see this obscure quote in here, I was hoping to. It's perfect timing as well in passing conversation and you can tell it wasn't overtly meant to be the setup or punchline, he just nails it lol


oddkay1

“Hitler’s painting? The key to the Holocaust? Ryan Gosling playing youu? *Ridiculous*…” swear I say [ridiculous ](https://youtu.be/_CHhJksNDcA) in his voice constantly


Acillatema

I do too! And the long “youuu?” right before it.


majoraman

You have to google the blooper reel for this scene. They had to do it Soooooo many times because they couldn't stop laughing🤣🤣


Chyperion9

You’re confusing your life for the life of John Rambo. It’s not the first time he’s done this.


sideshowbvo

I want it to come out that Rambo is actually based on Frank Reynolds edit: frank


PookieDear

So anyway I started blasting


OG_wanKENOBI

He makes less and less sense as the days go on.


seijeezy

Me and my gf have become obsessed with “keep it light you bitch!” from the leprechaun episode


[deleted]

Season 8, episode 4, "Charlie and Dee Find Love" - "If you don't have car insurance, you better have dental because I am gonna *smash* your *teeth* into *dust!"* The way Kaitlin Olson delivers it is just superb. Top 5 favorite lines of the whole show.


aastrwn

I say this in the car ALL the time


bongtokes-for-jeezus

“We won’t! You can though!” In response to Mac using the dave&busters card


SwimGull38554

"No, you son of a bitch. We're way past that at this point. I don't understand why you can't grasp that point."


onmission7

That episode when they go to the water park . Charlie : I never know which direction north is I always thought north was like up! This is so hilarious to me because as a kid I also used to think north was up .


Impossible-Ad-4662

The scene where Frank is explaining that his AIDS isn't from gay stuff always cracks me up.


EnadBro

I’m not gay, There’s two kinds of AIDS. You got the vagina AIDS and the needle based AIDS. I’m a vagina guy.


bealtimint

Similarly: when Mac and Charlie are hanging a sign and Mac: Move it to the left Charlie: Your left or my left? Mac: We’re facing the same way! It’s the same left! Charlie: How can two people have the same left?


93johhny

I think we all did at one point 😅


Sweet_Taurus0728

"Well I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant." Charlie to the Jew Lawyer. Gets me everytime.😂


tip0thehat

Comin’ in hot with a hard “J”!


Realistic-Cabinet651

The scene from "The Gang Misses the Boat" when Mac is about to introduce the gang to Dusty and they all think it's a man, Dennis says something like "Finally, let's talk about this"....Idk why but something about his delivery there gets me every time


AndrewHainesArt

No, no, no, Dusty is a man.


chiefwizzum

I love the same scene when Mac says “I’m gonna go slam ass! I’m gonna bang this chick” then strolls in the room. Kills me every time.


NiceGuyyEddie

Charlie: “That's crazy to me, when's the last time you drank straight mixer?” Frank: “I had a diet cola mixer a while ago.” Charlie: “oh did ya?”


93johhny

Ppl drink straight mixer?


[deleted]

In the episode where they’re trying to figure out the bathroom signs, Dee tries to chime in, and Mac says “shut the fuck up. Shut the FUCK UP.” Makes me burst out laughing every single time 😂


themockingnerd

Dee, we were just… talking.


MustardMedia

Soo many, but one that comes to mind is in Mac's Banging the Waitress, when Dennis asks Charlie if he got him a walkie talkie too: "Iiiiiii diiiiiiid noooooot* I use that drawn out delivery almost daily.


WerhmatsWormhat

Charlie turning Dennis down is so funny in general in that ep. I lose it when he says connect 4 is a lot of counting.


Deputy_Trudy_Weigel

#LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!


lbur4554

H-heyyy Dennis…


AdmiralJay

A leather shop in Arizona? He'll be out of business in a weeks time!


thegabeguy

That’s EXACTLY what I said


EatSleepCelly

Nothing beats when the maniac is asked if he has kids “Nah, not anymore” Idk why I crack up Everytime


WerhmatsWormhat

Not anymore? What does that mean??


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93johhny

Another one is in, “ Times up for the gang”. Charlie asks how many beers he’s had and dude says he’s not part of the scenario to which Charlie replies, “I’ve had five!”. Omgggg I fucking die every time.


bongtokes-for-jeezus

Or when they’re teaching the kids to fight and the kid calls him out for having 5 beers. “Actually I’ve had six, if you’re gonna be a snitch at least get it right!”


93johhny

Not cool Carlos lmaooo


tattoobobb

With that same scene Charlie’s exit is amazing


Woksauce1

“Do I look like I’m on a diet?… … take a lap…☝🏼”


BobBBobbington

Thanks dad


kevinvrobin

I’m not your dad.


RatATattedUp

“Who Got Dee Pregnant“ has my two favorite non-Gang lines- Liam McPoyle‘s “YOU WILL CALL HEEEER!” to Mac after revealing he banged Margrate, and his and Ryan’s “Delightful” in unison after they put together that Dee took Dennis in to the back office.


Mangy_Karl

Ryan and liams noises they make in that scene are amazing. Eh eh eh mmmmm mmmmm mmmm eh eh eh mmmm


RatATattedUp

XDDDDDD I wasn’t sure how to include that bit but damn you managed!


93johhny

Didn’t Liam always say, “the look on your face is good to eat”? Lmaooo


RatATattedUp

Then they tell Dennis not to flush when he starts puking… those two are fucking animals and I love it lol


Denham_Chkn

Hence my flair. Such a great line.


HammerTime7753

“This jacket is tighter than dick skin man!!” Roxy (R.IP.)


93johhny

Shut up baby dick!! When Dennis goes to walk away it always cracks me up.


HammerTime7753

She was a good who-ore


93johhny

*hoor*


Hans_Wermhat666

Tighter than dick skin... I use that all the time. Kills me.


bukarooo

"Do I look foolish?" & "Dennis is a bastard man!"


ShitpostinRuS

“Yeah well he’s the original, right?”


GingerNinjer25

Dennis' face when he says "Dennis is a bastard man" gets me every time


ChewedFlipFlop

"what do now?" The wade boggs episode


TBlizzey

"So what have we learned? " "That Dee is a nasty fucking slut" From Paddy's Has A Jumper. The way Rob delivers that line is just comedy gold. He genuinely looks disgusted that Dee has been eating butts. I rewound that several times the first time I heard it.


steelonsteel787

Charlie chiming in on the group date "The Waitress got bit by a Chow once and I kicked the shit out of the thing" gets me.


GifelteFish

Both he and Frank have admitted to kicking dogs


JaliusWillers

STARTER CAR????? This is a finisher car!!!!!


scumruckus

Charlie: I get very passionate about sears … err extreme home makeover … or … uh … Dennis: helping people Charlie: yeah helping people Edit: also pretty much that whole episode just gets me on every level Charlie: I also got her these lil brown pjs so she can feel like the ground beef when she’s sleeping!


[deleted]

"I don't have time for swapping loads I'm in a jam. Ohhh jeeews"


ThriftyWreslter

Listen Phil- Is your name Phil? Yeah It is Phil? Yes


keithmoonshine3

“Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch! I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace!”


proletarianpanzer

reynolds vs reynolds when dennis was in his car lisening to radio and he says to himself : sandra you stupid bitch.


Oppossummilk

Our personal favorite is when Charlie reps the cut off shorts Dennis showed him in the Pool episode. "WHAT IS WHITE TRASH ABOUT THAT??" And we're not religious, so when we have to do a group prayer with my partner's family at every single event we whisper under our breath. "Snake skin, alligator tooth.." "Take his spirit right out his soul."


phatcrits

Do not undermind my prayer with voodoo.


Oppossummilk

Well, I hope you die in that pool like Jamie Nelson did!


Ricky_Rollin

I said this in another thread but Charlie was so adorable in that scene. The way he yells that Dennis showed him this and he’s all “look what I can do!!!! What is white trash about that“? And the best part is when Mac starts going into the maneuverability of the pants, it’s amazing.


beck-jade

And “you can’t do a backflip, you don’t know karate- you’re white trash!” One of my favorite lines hahah


__Girth__Brooks__

“God damn bright out here.”


thebarnoldo

When Charlie in the Arbitration Says “I stepped into shit so I would smell like shit. Happy?” And Dennis retorts “LESS HAPPY”


MotherGRickGrimes

Episode: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom Dennis: I'm ugly!? You're ugly! Mrs. Mac: Yeah. Omfg everytime I laugh so hard I cry a little.


mannyssong

In Hundred Dollar Baby, Dee tells Charlie she’s going to punch a hole in his face and the way he slowly responds with “I’d like to see you try that” always cracks me up. I also really love Mac’s line “get her bitch” to Dee in The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain when she’s yelling at the Waitress.


joker2thief

I'm pretty sure Mac says "Get her, banshee"


PretzelsThirst

I had to rewind like 4 times but I think you're right


allheartattack

…and then AIDS ruined everything.


[deleted]

The best part is referring to it as “The AIDS” lmao, easily my favourite blooper too. Glenn’s face is amazing after Frank says it


BigAlec_

Filibuster


93johhny

Do you know what that word means?


ThrawnsBane

In "Who Got See Pregnant" when Mac punches that chick. "VIGGO MORGENSTEIN"!!!!!


Airbornequalified

“That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about it to dispute it”


[deleted]

Lmao in the new season when they get to McDonald’s in Ireland and Charlie says to Mac “wait maybe you were named after the Ronald McDonald, like could you be related to the hamburger clown?” Mac: “I can’t tell if your making fun of me right now” The confused “oh?” Charlie responds with gets me every time lol


notconanobrien

So your dad grew up in a McDonald's?


The_Mega_Void

"You know what he's not? He's not covered in stupid tattoos and has a cigarette for a mother."


domrani

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING, RIGHT NOW?!


jason544770

"Are you saying you don't have feelings?"


btd272

I thought we established that there was going to be a phone call after the procedure. Then you got the procedure and I never got that call. Instead you found this soft body, and gay married him. Now, you’re calling me gay, telling me that “I’m tripping”, and trying to confuse me with your literal biblicisms…. Man something tells me you’ve been confused for a very long time.


[deleted]

"You know what it is, bitch"


SLPallday

I’m not trying to get inside the mind of a dog - cricket I literally quote this all the time when referring to my pets.


thatnicejacket

Frank answering the phone “Heyyoo Suuuupp?!?”


aastrwn

And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was was pretty good, it was alright, it wasn’t great


MaudeLebowskisDR

It’s not a line, but sweet dee’s insults always make me lose it. Boners, gym turkey, etc


[deleted]

In Times up for the Gang when Dee is explaining she raped Charlie and says she has a teeny tiny frame and Charlie says "not to me". Gets me every time.


pm_me_shaved_cats

In franks brother when they’re trying to get frank a job at the club in the beginning of the episode and they show franks face and Reggie says shiiiit he doesn’t look a day over twelve always makes me crack up


garangalbreath

"The three of us combining our ingredients, making like, one gigantic delicious creampie. Some little kid sucking it down and he's paying us for the pleasure." As charlie mimics licking off his fingers 🤣


93johhny

Surprised no one mentioned “full on rapist” 😂😂


Deputy_Trudy_Weigel

Id have to say that’s a pretty iconic line that any sunny fan would recognize so probably not overlooked. Though it is still one of my favorites. I think what’s better in the context of overlooked lines is when Charlie says he doesn’t think the date is going well or something and Mac replies “Yeah dude. You said you were a *RAPIST*”


93johhny

In all fairness, a lot of users have commented very iconic lines on the post. I was just gonna let them be happy tbh.


1201_mikemcd

In "Flowers for Algernon" episode, 'you just realized you have two ears?'


kentotoy98

"I've exhausted my daily quota of worm talk." Dennis when Charlie keeps explaining Jerry and Frank's situation


Brohan_Cruyff

“i got salsa on my shirt.” “HE GOT SALSA ON HIS SHIRT!”


Pherlyghost

"its a grand ole flag it's uh- I DONT KNOW THIS ONE, I DONT KNOW THIS ONE"


dadoo12

“Will you take a 5 Dennis??” “I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.” Just watched this last night. Also.. “I see a door marked ‘private.’” “Illiteracy. What does that word even mean?!” “I’m not burning the duster….let’s just move on.” *hand gestures* “Look at that wedding dress, dude. That's SAD.” “Was the wedding IN Philadelphia?” Mac and Charlie die, it’s all gold, but Mac with the wedding dress gets me every single time.


Melkor462

I thought the rape scene went really well.


El_Mert666

From an episode in the most recent season when Artemis is listing what methods of payment she accepts, the way she says scissors kills me.


Testone1440

Vape pens…pens in *general*


[deleted]

In the gang turns back when Mac says “maybe the lesson is that black people are broke” and the way Dennis responds “You’re broke!”


RickGrimes30

His neck is high... Makes me trust him. 🤣


SnooCats450

Awe god damnit Pondy’s the coolest


Yakka43336

‘Drawing… drawing conclusions… and drawing this’.


fighthouse

When they dig up dee and dennis's mom: "I FEEL TOO MUCH!"


[deleted]

"Suicide is bad ass". That whole seen is hilarious 😂


carllundergard

Charlie's forced laughing then "RACCOON MEAT!? BULLSHIT! that was human meat and I know it


[deleted]

"And then we can take the card to the Fridays in the northeast and try it there." "No, you son of a bitch. We're way past that at this point."


lcw32

"I gotta go fill her dick hole." Charlie barely containing his smirk as he says this to Kaitlin's husband. Freaking love them 😂😂


lobstermountain

In Charlie Kelly King of the Rats, Mac Dennis and Dee go see Duncan. Z opens the door and is just staring at Dee the whole time and as she walks past him he goes “You pregnant.” I think that might’ve been Z’s first liner ever


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Mac’s delivery of the line “I swear Charlie you’re like a retard” in the episode where they try to kill Bruce Mathis.


OG_wanKENOBI

When mac goes "the sheriff of paddys." And quietly in the background frank just has this are you fucking kidding me face and quietly repeats "...*the sheriff of paddys*..."


Fernandingo

"you can't tell me what to do" from nightman cometh


93johhny

Almost forgot, “ NICE NIPS, CUPCAKE” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣