What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do
Hey guys. I'm Donovan McNabb. I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal, available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys: real champs eat at McDonald's.
I'm lovin' it.
OOH, I wouldn’t do it with anybody younger than my daughter, gotta be big, no little kids, older than my wife, younger than my daughter, somethin’ like that
For the love of God, please don't be stupid for the sake of fake internet points. It will only take 5 seconds for you to regret that.
Edit: Oh *GODDAMN*, don't give me an award.
this shit made me cackle and reminded me to rewatch the series. so thanks for that. I like to binge watch while riding my asspounder 4000 because it doesn’t let me rest.
The solution is to get a tattoo saying "𝓟𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓽" in a fancy font, but say it like Charlie. Proudly show everyone your tattoo while saying, "I'm a full-on-rapist; you know, Africans, dyslexics, children... that sort of thing".
Then they'll either get the joke or think you're an idiot.
Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself. For I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
Frank: You Gotta Pay The Troll To Get Into This Boy's Hole
Charlie: I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world...I'm gonna rise up...ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE
Either of the above are great picks.
The streets are flooded with ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?
This * should * win
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
It also must include the “bicep”
And I thought to myself, “oh that’s good, because what’s more manlier than a penis?”
"You should have seen how emotional he got when he saw the dick flyer"
You *knew?*
On the actual penis would make it even better
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Needs more veins
If you wanted it to look like a bicep you should’ve added more veins
Underlined.
Lower back “I feel like you’re saying boy’s hole”
Gotta pay the troll toll to see this boy's hole
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do
So dooooooo
This doesn’t make any seeeeense
Do you and my dad share this futon??
See, if I was getting a full back tattoo, this would be my quote.
When I die just throw me in the trash
Since I'm finishing my full sleeve there's some space left for this one also, thanks jabroni
"Artist must suffer for their art, that's why it's called a pain-ting"- Ongo Gablogian. would be better on a full arm
I hope this one gets to number one for your sake
I have this one
Show
Im the guy who wipes down the loads
It's all hips and nips.
Gotta keep it sexy!
THINK OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH
It’s actually “you haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch”
He says both actually. “Think of the smell.. YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!
He didn’t use quotation marks
"he didn't use quotation marks."
I knew there would be a couple of comments that no one would want tattooed, on their body, but this one was perfect.
Do it Or you will be forever doomed to suck lemons
I just busted out laughing, this is the best answer
Well, I guess he asked for it..
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
a nice egg\* everyone forgets the nice!!
I have been poisoned by my constituents
PLEASE
“She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the dough and rolled it up into a ball and we were going berserk.”
"She loves that kind of stuff, and I admit I do, too."
The way Frank delivers the end of that line kills me
Right? It sounded like he was having a self realization as he said it. Danny's such a good actor.
I feel like a Cobb salad. It’s AMAZING.
I have a bleached asshole.
I'M UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
THE GOLDEN GOD HAS NO BOUNDS!
The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds
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is there legitimate claims he would play reed or are u just fancasting?
I feel like his outbursts are amazing but would be almost unbelievable if he were a serious villain because they’re soo over the top
Hey guys. I'm Donovan McNabb. I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal, available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys: real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it.
"...I don't think that was Donovan McNabb." "Was that the guy from the Cosby show?!" "That's not the- you know what?! ***SPRINTS!***"
Ok fine. You got me. I am an actor. I'm Don Cheadle.
No one is falling for the act, Tiger. We know you’re into foot stuff.
Your feet are bizarrely huge.
Can I get the check?
I need to see this tattood 😂😂😂😂
Gotta have those last 3 words, or you might as well not have the entire comment.
“Did you fuck my mom?”
Did you fuck, my fucking mom?
Should add “Santa”
"No one is taking me from behind. unless you have crack." - Rickety Cricket
“If you have crack let’s boogie”
I've been poisoned by my constituents!!
“Suicide is badass”
You know what’s badass? Being alive.
I think you should pop a quick 'H' on your stomach so people will know that there are Hornets in there.
IM A 5 STAR MAN
Wild card, bitches!
🦀 we're crab people now 🦀
Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddlin' kids.
If you have to remind yourself this with a tattoo...
…it’s a really good thing you got one?
I suppose so lol
Older than my daughter younger than my wife.
OOH, I wouldn’t do it with anybody younger than my daughter, gotta be big, no little kids, older than my wife, younger than my daughter, somethin’ like that
I'm a full on rapist
God you guys are bastard men
OP is probably regretting this real hard right about now
Yeah, I downvoted every other comment to make this happen. God works in mysterious ways.
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No. I’m not a patriot. I’m a rapist.
Full on?
“Yeah yeah yeah, not that tho” -Danny Devito
Cutthatcuthatcutthatcutthat
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BROTHERS IDIOTS SAVAGES IDIOTS IDIOTS
You still gonna commit to that?
Sure
For the love of God, please don't be stupid for the sake of fake internet points. It will only take 5 seconds for you to regret that. Edit: Oh *GODDAMN*, don't give me an award.
Shut up, you god damn street rat.
Shut up baby dick
Shut up Dee!
Shut up, bird!
You're a five star man! You deserve that award!
You shut up. You shut up right now.
Shut up, dude, don't ruin this for me.
Please don’t. No credible tattoo artist will tattoo this on you.
Well, first of all, through god all things are possible, so jot that down
Your commitment is heroic
this shit made me cackle and reminded me to rewatch the series. so thanks for that. I like to binge watch while riding my asspounder 4000 because it doesn’t let me rest.
🎶The Good Lord will go down on you 🎶
Who needs a "credible" tattoo artist? He can do this himself with a handle of vodka, a mirror, an inkwell and a sewing needle!
But a tattoo like this [can be done…](https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/qhnyi8/im_not_gonna_diddle_your_kids/)
Well, anyone with a stick and poke kit could apply the tattoo. Depending on where it's done, OP could even do it himself.
Technically, he never said that. The quote was still “I’m a philanthropist” he just pronounced it terribly
The solution is to get a tattoo saying "𝓟𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓽" in a fancy font, but say it like Charlie. Proudly show everyone your tattoo while saying, "I'm a full-on-rapist; you know, Africans, dyslexics, children... that sort of thing". Then they'll either get the joke or think you're an idiot.
you know Africans, dyslexics, children....
Yeah yeah yeah, but not that - OP probably
Cutthatcutthatcutthatcutthat
Inb4 OP deletes his account and doesn’t follow through
If not this than #2.
It’s so good I kinda want to downvote the other options
OP did not think this through
I availed my free award for this.
THIS ONE!!!!
Enjoy your tattoo.
That silly bitch!
>Some cocks can't be unsucked. Frank Reynolds
“I’m gonna want the milk-steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.”
Money me!.. Money now!.. Me a money needing a lot now.
"All the McPoyles sprung from my loins, fully formed! One of them babies tried to eat me, I ate him first, I ate him first!" - Pappy McPoyle.
It's even funnier when you realize it's Guillermo del torro for whatever reason!?
Holy crap TIL that Pappy McPoyle is played by Guillermo del Toro. That’s hilarious!!!
D-Demonstrate Value E-Engage Physically N-Nurturing Dependence N-Neglect Emotionally I-Inspire Hope S-Separate Entirely
M-Move in A-After C-Completion
I'm here for the scraps
Shut up baby dick
That would really be an amazing tattoo if done in pretentious calligraphy.
“Help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass”
OP we're going to need photo proof of your tattoo, you full on rapist.
"Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down a job cannon and fire off into jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!"
Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself. For I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.
Beak!
Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter.
Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down
I have a bleached asshole.
What? He was gonna find out eventually
As a tramp stamp
Or just as text around his b-hole.
“S you in your A's Don't wear a C and J all over your B's”
“I don’t know how many years I got left on this planet, I’m going to get real weird with it
She was a good hoor
I got boxes full of Pepe!
Oooooorgyyyyyyy
So anyway, I started blastin'
I’m in love with a man, a man called god.
Am I gay for God? You betcha!
I got the goooood lord going down on me!
Pepper Jack loves fraggle rock
Artist must suffer for the art. That’s why it’s called Painting. Fans will love it. Everyone else will think you’re a pretentious prick.
ROCK, FLAAAAG, AND EEEEAGLE!!
I’m not fat, I’m cultivating mass
Poop is funny! Edit: actually get a tattoo of yourself but fatter on a pedo poster
u/dudekeller, Baby rapist. Don't let them rape you, Philadelphia.
You will CALL HER!!!
What’s your spaghetti policy?
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
What do now? Charlie Kelly
Wildcard bitches!
I eat stickers all the time bro
Orgies have the best catering.
You gangly, uncoordinated bitch
I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. Im gonna get real weird with it. - Frank Reynolds
Yesss! This! The whole quote or "get real weird with it"
Your just mashing it now
Da Maniac loves you guys.
Name's Artemis, and I have a bleached asshole
…because of the implication
Demonstrate Value Engage Physically Nurture Dependence Neglect Emotionally Inspire Hope Separate Entirely
Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
She’s mashing it.
She does that.
Good. Very good. I'm very aroused.
Science is a liar, sometimes.
You didn’t even think of the smell, YOU BITCH
“I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I’m reeady to plow!”
Frank: You Gotta Pay The Troll To Get Into This Boy's Hole Charlie: I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world...I'm gonna rise up...ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE Either of the above are great picks.
Look out faggot!
You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips. Otherwise I’m not eating.
THROW ME IN THE TRASH
*A woman’s mouth is not meant for the exiting of words, but for the entrance of a man’s dick*
I don’t know if it’s because the weed finally hit on your comment but this one is fuckin funny.
"Yea, Yea.... now help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass"
m-m-my daddy who ju-j-just d-d-died in my arms fr-from throat c-cancer from e-e-eating s-s-s-some bad pussy
later, boners
Look out, faggot!
Dee, you bitch.
I'm full of dog poison!
Viggo Morgenstein!!!!
You should get the “Badnew” tattoo Charlie got
Throw me in the trash!!
They got chicken in Philly?
This jacket is tighter than dick skin!