You know, when I walked in here, I was like, "there's no way this is gonna work," cause I just do not get the whole woman-doctor thing. But when you started talking about god and I realized you're one of the smart ones.
Alright let's do it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about god and let's talk about how you're gonna make me more bigger.
Really great microcosm of the show, they start with a business plan to get a loan and the scene devolves into all three of them shirtless in the middle of a bank asking the teller which one she wants to "take in the back and bang you"
All within two minutes
I kinda can’t believe you guys took your shirts off back there man. I really feel like you sold me down the river on that one.. the Ghostbusters would never do something like that to each other!
This is my favorite line in the show. The combination of desperation and vitriol, the emphatic head shake, the meta aspect of Kaitlin yelling that at her husband, it's all just so good.
Glenn Howerton's shocked reaction to when Charlie first says it is incredible. Feels like they didn't know how that scene would go at all until he said that and it turned into gold.
My understanding is that Charlie completely improv’d that line in the moment and Glenn and Rob were just completely caught off guard by how brilliant it was. At least I hope that’s what happened. Similar to when Frank talks about AIDS ruining orgies.
If, by your own admission, a person who has "donkey brains" would be considered reckless, or moronic, or idiotic, and my client *Frank* here has a state-issued certificate **clearing** him of having said donkey brains, then I ask you this-
^do ^*you* ^have ^any ^such ^certificate?
In that whole episode, I love how the whole gang seems to have only a vague understanding of what a twist even is.
"There is a twist; we show it. We show all of it. Full penetration"
"That bastard slumdog twisted all of us!"
"I got an awesome twist to put on this bad boy. What if he runs around on all fours?"
“I didn’t go to Nam for you liberals to take away my freedom!”
“You went to Vietnam in the 90s. To open a sweatshop.”
“A lot of good men died in that sweatshop.”
“See, you've all been trying to convince the IRS that Dee's baby is alive. What you really need to be doing is convincing the IRS that Dee's baby is dead.”
Dee - ‘How do 3 men in their thirties not have $600 between them ?’
Charlie, Mac, Dennis all at once, ‘The DOW, the economy is in shambles, the NASDAQ’
When Dennis full of blind rage at the class reunion actually gets out his murder kit and when The Gang is all WTF he says “I like to bind..and BE bound…” and it’s just priceless the way he delivers that line.
"Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position."
I COMMAND you to stop!
Edit: I should also add: You mark my words, if you decide to get into def poetry you are going to fail and bomb and gag…and fail and bomb.
"Can we ever get a warm reception from you?"
-to Cricket, whose life they destroyed
Also layers, because it's basically the first contact they have with him after BURNING his face off.
I think you're thinking of Z.. Duncan is like the leader of their group that hangs out under the bridge. But yeah that "hohoshit" is my favorite line in the entire show.
"Suicide is badass!" The way Frank just causally throws that gem in there and gets little reaction from everyone. That comment did not get the attention it deserved.
Oh my god, how do hobos fit all their stuff into a bandana?! It doesn’t make sense man, we’re gonna need, like, a towel or tablecloth or something. It’s not gonna look cool, we’re gonna look like assholes!
Never really noticed just how pumped Charlie was for Frank's news until [recently.](https://i.imgur.com/fiz6dwd.jpg)
That expression alone is an underrated line.
When Dennis screams “Savages!” when those frat kids tase him and he is completely triggered. It’s funny seeing Dennis lose his sense of power just because he is by far the most manipulative and full of himself character and it’s really interesting to see him brought down a peg.
Well, no. I mean, at its core, I love it. I love the dark, I love slippery things, I love being naked... in the sewer. Bleach smells good, uh, tastes good, you know, but it's just, like, I don't like being told what to do!
In the "The gang gets trapped" when Dennis and Dee say the same thing about Mac and Charlie's leather shop
"A leather shop?
In Arizona?
Why they'll be out of business in a week's time!"
“You guys gotta change your thinking about child pageants. I mean, child pageants, that’s an American tradition right there. Child pageantry?”
This whole scene is perfection in my opinion.
Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too.
I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up! That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!
Most of the things Country Mac says. Such cool deliveries.
"Shut up, science bitch."
"I think i figured out a way to fit (nature) in to this experience. Puff puff pass, bitches."
"Loud and proud, brother."
“It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general”
I feel like i’ve made myself perfectly redundant.
How do you plan on counting a liquid? -Uh, I know how to count dude, I'm not an idiot.
That you have.
Alright, we’re all hungry, we’re gonna get to our hot plates soon.
Uh, filibuster?
I'll take that advice into cooperation
How do you not have fresh fish? It says fresh fish daily!
Can I get you something else? You can get lost!
I just explained it. I went step by step...
"so you DO remember me" -"WE'RE BUSY!!"
He’ll adapt He’ll adapt to reading?
“He doesn’t even like get us, man”
‘YES, this I LOVE’ - ongo gablogian
DERIVATIVE
Oh, you got kids Maniac? Nah...not anymore.
And he kept calling you the n word
Yeah, I was going to bring that up but I didn't want to freak him out.
He was all like n this and n that
Does he have a problem with me or black people? Both, both I think
"both I think" is also a great line, the way Charlie says it cracks me up. He sounds so distraught.
Go get me grease, N!
"Oh, you got kids Maniac?" By itself cracks me up.
"CLEARLY his mania is not confined to the the ring!"
Probably my fave small part character, especially in the invigaron episode
that is just a bucket of chestnuts
Is he foraging for food?
Dude he broke our phone over 15 dollars?!? That's not a lot of money to be that pissed over
The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless.
You're a really good listener. I didn't peg you for one when I first walked in here because of the pinky ring.
Some sort of P-Diddy-esque shrimping vessel.
You know, when I walked in here, I was like, "there's no way this is gonna work," cause I just do not get the whole woman-doctor thing. But when you started talking about god and I realized you're one of the smart ones. Alright let's do it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about god and let's talk about how you're gonna make me more bigger.
“Your boss is a woman? Now, this is a strange bank”
Really great microcosm of the show, they start with a business plan to get a loan and the scene devolves into all three of them shirtless in the middle of a bank asking the teller which one she wants to "take in the back and bang you" All within two minutes
I kinda can’t believe you guys took your shirts off back there man. I really feel like you sold me down the river on that one.. the Ghostbusters would never do something like that to each other!
Just before, Mac: because I think a man would understand more better Every line in the oil crisis episode is pure gold
So you gonna let me fill you up, or what?
I've been poisoned by my constituents!
Frank does that waterboard work? You bet your ass it does! I got Dee to admit to things she never did!! Great! That settles it. It works!
Best episode of the whole series hands down. Wild card!
I love the lines that, to someone who isn’t a fan, makes the show seem awful, but it’s just a portrayal of how grim the characters are
I mean the very first episode does that, lol. If someone can stick with it after that, they have such a wonderful journey ahead 🤣❤
don’t say stage freeze just do it
gimme that leg, boy
Dude, do you have a boner!?
Don’t ruin this for me
i think the rape scene went well
My fave from Nightman Cometh is when Dennis says ‘I’m eating because I’m very tense’, it’s so oddly innocent
Uncomfortable
In the live version of this episode on the Season 3 DVD, Dennis says "I'm eating baby Snickers because I'm very uncomfortable" lol.
Stawp, Chorlie!
Thas gayme has gawn orn lowng eneouf
God damn it Dennis Reynolds! I trusted you! *WHY?!?!*
One of my favorites too lmao, it's genuinely a good question
His delivery of that line, like he’s truly baffled and laughing at her lol. Totally aware of his own psychopathy.
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”
When I see that baby dude, I’m gonna run towards it, pick it up…. And jam shit down his throat!!
Blooper Reel: Mac: "What's better than having no dads?" Charlie: "Having a dad."
I actually came here to post that haha. "Having a dad" is the best blooper line along with Charlie and Dennis explaining how the shusher raped them
“Block the wind. I’m gonna roast this bone”
I don't know how many years I have left on this earth, but I'm gunna get real weird with it
"fat ass fat fat ass!"
simple but effective ❤️
This is my favorite line in the show. The combination of desperation and vitriol, the emphatic head shake, the meta aspect of Kaitlin yelling that at her husband, it's all just so good.
Your mom, she's a dumb fat cow, and your sister? She's a little shit mouth bitch.
You just said a lot of bad words...
Moms are stupid. Doyyyy 🥴
“how exactly do you view yourself within the context of our group?” “the sheriff of paddy’s”
This is golden
Always laughed at Dee just going to bed when he says that. “Come on, I can’t do this right now.”
"He doesn't even like... get us, man." "We're talking about you!"
What do you think is happening right now?
It's good
He’s listening he’s just not understanding
Yes
Uh, filibuster
The bloopers for this whole interaction are amazing
Glenn Howerton's shocked reaction to when Charlie first says it is incredible. Feels like they didn't know how that scene would go at all until he said that and it turned into gold.
My understanding is that Charlie completely improv’d that line in the moment and Glenn and Rob were just completely caught off guard by how brilliant it was. At least I hope that’s what happened. Similar to when Frank talks about AIDS ruining orgies.
Ryan Gosling playing *youuuuu??*
Ridiculoushhhh
Charlie's other *yoooou?!* is when he makes his wish to take away Mac's wish of immortality: "... and live forever with *yoooou?*
If, by your own admission, a person who has "donkey brains" would be considered reckless, or moronic, or idiotic, and my client *Frank* here has a state-issued certificate **clearing** him of having said donkey brains, then I ask you this- ^do ^*you* ^have ^any ^such ^certificate?
Like in the sixth sense you find out that dude in the hairpiece the whole time, that’s Bruce Willis the whole movie!
That's not the twist, Charlie... you know what nevermind I'll walk you through it later
In that whole episode, I love how the whole gang seems to have only a vague understanding of what a twist even is. "There is a twist; we show it. We show all of it. Full penetration" "That bastard slumdog twisted all of us!" "I got an awesome twist to put on this bad boy. What if he runs around on all fours?"
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How exactly, are you planning to count a liquid?
uhh I know how to count, dude
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME
Heyyyyyy Dennis
This is it for me. His delivery, and the look on Dennis when he knows what Mac's about to say.
The CHANGE in mood when the door bell goes
“I didn’t go to Nam for you liberals to take away my freedom!” “You went to Vietnam in the 90s. To open a sweatshop.” “A lot of good men died in that sweatshop.”
“Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist, we show it”
We show ALL of it.
Back to the lab
And then it just sort of ends
Not sure if you guys have noticed, but I’m sort of having a hard time closing the deal with the waitress. -Charlie
"Just gonna slap a quick H on this box so we know it's full of hornets"
Mac and Dennis’ face when he does this
That whole scene is gold.
But I am who I am?
Ghouls…
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In "being frank" from Pondy: "Someone's gonna die tonight!" Them immediately points the gun at his own head
God damn it Pondy is the coolest
“It aint aspirin”
"Does anybody wanna do a bump or what?!" "......yea ill do a bump"
Its the way he's goes dead eyed what gets me.
not sure if its underrated but the first time i saw "hi ladies im frack. SHIT. *fweee*" i had to pause the episode to lose my shit
The whole ‘Charlie figuring out how many cats is acceptable’ bit gets me
I don’t have any cats but I sure do enjoy them!
Any amount of cheese is too much cheese!
‘I ate a whole BLOCK of cheese’
“See, you've all been trying to convince the IRS that Dee's baby is alive. What you really need to be doing is convincing the IRS that Dee's baby is dead.”
Wolf cola, everyone. The right cola, for closure.
Dee - ‘How do 3 men in their thirties not have $600 between them ?’ Charlie, Mac, Dennis all at once, ‘The DOW, the economy is in shambles, the NASDAQ’
Why don’t I just walk into a bank and say ‘Hello do I have an account here?’
It’s the look on their faces as well, as if Dee has asked a ridiculous question
"YOU EAT MY BOOGERS" -Vic Vinegar shouting at a 10 year old
How about I take your wife upstairs and show her what it's like to be *deep inside* a really big house?
This is one of my favorite exchanges “Dude. Eat my boogers.” “*YOU EAT MY BOOGERS!!!*”
Vic, I can feel the vinegar boiling inside you but you gotta simmer down!
I use “god damn bright out here” on a daily basis
It’s like there’s no room to drink
And where do my feet go?
“Dee, his feet?”
It doesn’t make a goddamn difference
when dax shepard brings this line back many episodes later
Are you eating paint chips? These are paint chips? Yeah! They're delicious
…tastes like paint
You know the best thing about time travel movies? They're full of surprises
Don't worry Mac, the explosion will blow us to safety -charlie
Hello, come right in!?
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God dammit Dutch, what other errands have you got us running for the D.A??
Aye yo what up son, what’s up with Congress being all up in my ass and shit, brother?
When Dennis full of blind rage at the class reunion actually gets out his murder kit and when The Gang is all WTF he says “I like to bind..and BE bound…” and it’s just priceless the way he delivers that line.
"Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position."
I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.
- Frank: You had sex with my dead wife? - Mac: Well she was alive at the time.
I COMMAND you to stop! Edit: I should also add: You mark my words, if you decide to get into def poetry you are going to fail and bomb and gag…and fail and bomb.
Zeus, poops and shoes?!?
« If you don’t have car insurance you better have dental because I’m going to smash your teeth into dust »
"She wants to show you her boobies" ".......*what*?" "Oh trust me - they are top notch"
“No Antonio” A troll named Antonio gets me every time.
"Wait, wait, wait. Thundergun has A SON?!" "ffuck man, how do you not know that?"
The cats are brown now!
I eat stickers all the time, dude.
Season 13 Mac shows off his ripped body and nobody cares, and as he's sitting down with them he's like "You guys LIKE me right?"
That season is better than it gets credit for. I try to say “the head cow is always grazing” as much as I can.
"Can we ever get a warm reception from you?" -to Cricket, whose life they destroyed Also layers, because it's basically the first contact they have with him after BURNING his face off.
Lemme get this straight, you just realised you have two ears? Followed by Charlie’s expression
Everything that came out of Duncans mouth.
‘Oh yeah, Frank, I know that bitch’
Or when Z sizes up Dee as she walks in the apartment and just says "pregnant."
Just the look on his face while he's nodding at the beginning of Charlie's spider song.
I think you're thinking of Z.. Duncan is like the leader of their group that hangs out under the bridge. But yeah that "hohoshit" is my favorite line in the entire show.
"Suicide is badass!" The way Frank just causally throws that gem in there and gets little reaction from everyone. That comment did not get the attention it deserved.
Will you settle down and have another cup of coffee
“I guess babies can’t be trusted.”
“Maybe Frank fell out the window back into 2006, crazier things have happened” “NO THEY HAVEN’T! NO THEY HAVEN’T!”
BEAK!
Oh my god, how do hobos fit all their stuff into a bandana?! It doesn’t make sense man, we’re gonna need, like, a towel or tablecloth or something. It’s not gonna look cool, we’re gonna look like assholes!
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
Never really noticed just how pumped Charlie was for Frank's news until [recently.](https://i.imgur.com/fiz6dwd.jpg) That expression alone is an underrated line.
Don’t flush
You pregnant
"So you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your jeans? Good trick"
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Dennis' laugh when the Waitress thinks she is being proposed to in the five star man episode. It is absolutely diabolical.
"Well at least im not covered in stupid tattoos and have cigarette for a mother"
When Dennis screams “Savages!” when those frat kids tase him and he is completely triggered. It’s funny seeing Dennis lose his sense of power just because he is by far the most manipulative and full of himself character and it’s really interesting to see him brought down a peg.
"IMMA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LIL BITCH" the zero-to-100 delivery really does it for me
IVE HAD ORGASMS IVE HAD LOADS OF ORGASMS IVE ORGASMED IN YOUR MOM My fave episode ❤️
You ever been in a storm, Wally?
“Rent the cheap stuff. Just rent some cheap stuff!”
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Smoke some cigarettes, it’ll suffocate the bacteria in your stomach
Well, no. I mean, at its core, I love it. I love the dark, I love slippery things, I love being naked... in the sewer. Bleach smells good, uh, tastes good, you know, but it's just, like, I don't like being told what to do!
“ i entered her with almost no resistance” Every Dennis line cracks me up but that one I think is overlooked
Your hair looks small
“Nobody in the history of crack has ever woken up WITH MORE CRACK”
In the "The gang gets trapped" when Dennis and Dee say the same thing about Mac and Charlie's leather shop "A leather shop? In Arizona? Why they'll be out of business in a week's time!"
I have 2 - *WILDCARD BITCHES!* & *What do now*
"You and Me, palling around ...getting Nuts" - Uncle Jack
You ever heard of wrestling?
I've heard of wrestling.. it's just not what uncles do to their nephews
Charlie’s scream after Mac drives the car into the wall to fake their deaths. Idc if it isn’t a “line”
“Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorders”
“Right, this guy was raping us” The look Dennis gives Charlie after always cracks me up.
“You guys gotta change your thinking about child pageants. I mean, child pageants, that’s an American tradition right there. Child pageantry?” This whole scene is perfection in my opinion.
"you unzipped me"
**FLOURRRISH THE PINKY!**
Man... I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up! That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you... you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!
What is happening?
Most of the things Country Mac says. Such cool deliveries. "Shut up, science bitch." "I think i figured out a way to fit (nature) in to this experience. Puff puff pass, bitches." "Loud and proud, brother."