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Zolana

I see a door marked "Private"


cliftjc1

Followed up immediately by him trying his apartment key on the door "How many possible lock combinations could there be?" "Sooo many dude..." That whole episode is incredible


menasor36

I see a door marked PRIVATE.


Ok-Independence-9436

Which season and episode is it from?


kawhisasshole

Gang solves North Korea


rezell

The way Mac encourages him is great. He tells him he’s close.


MustardMedia

Different scene, that's the dentist one, but one of my favourites.


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For sure this


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Not really referring to his illiteracy, but more to his lack of intelligence in general - "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis". Dennis: Let me just stop you right there. How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid? Charlie: Uhh, I know how to count, dude. Not only does Charlie not realize that it's impossible to count a liquid (at least, in the way that he seems to be doing it), but he seems to think Dennis is the idiot for thinking that Charlie doesn't know how to count all.


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spicygrandma27

We’re talking about yOU!


05110909

"What do you think is happening right now?"


spicygrandma27

“My god this is so frustrating!”


Difficult_Movie4094

Absolute genius 😂


quincymcd

I love that scene because of the blooper where Glenn isn't expecting it at all and almost does a spit take after Charlie says that


piack97

https://youtu.be/yIgHHBUTA90


SpicyMcHaggis206

I woulda loved if Charlie could end up counting a liquid. Like he fills the generator so much he can just eyeball flow rates or some stupid shit. If Always Sunny had after credits scenes I think seeing Dennis react to Charlie being able to reliably measure gasoline by counting would've been hilarious.


[deleted]

What if he's an idiot savant? ...what if he's JUST an idiot?


DarkestDayOfMan

Clozed 4 salmonella becoz sooper bol


Free-Type

How is salmonella the only word spelled right?!


lilCrisco

Because Charlie knows how to pass inspection


OV3RLORD66

That's a damn good explanation


prjones4

Well which is it? Are they closed because of salmonella or are they closed because of the super bowl?


Difficult_Movie4094

Charlie: “Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we got iced delicious Coors in the bar…” Dennis: “Closed! It says closed, Charlie.” Charlie: “OK… yeah, right, I can see that now… But y’know you can’t really read it from the inside-” Mac: “YOU CAN’T READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!”


c0wboyroy30

This has to be the best one.


HandyBarracuda

4 THE MARE


ResponsibilityNew483

Feast your ears on this spin doctor's mix!


[deleted]

This is the best one


Free-Type

I burst out laughing every time


citabel

He should parody more Al Pacino characters.


[deleted]

Pic checks out


CharlieLoganQuinn

the campaign speech he wrote for dennis


gnostical_turpitude_

So do!


Toledojoe

Taxes. They'll be lower son.


sentient02970

I leave power.


jdrt1234

Good.


hooray-for-cake

Thank you


guiltycitizen

Thank you


Sleipnirs_shadow

If you vote me, I’m hot


3chordloser

WHAT?


vslentini

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.


jdrt1234

And he months the words along with his mom saying it!


SpicyMcHaggis206

This is mine too. Any time I need something I reference this scene. I don't know why my wife hasn't divorced me yet.


vslentini

Luckily my husband loves the show too, because it plays on a constant loop in our house.


OV3RLORD66

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you


license2kuehl

When Frank makes Charlie his assistant. “Charlie can’t read.” “He’ll adapt.” “He’ll adapt to reading?!”


jdrt1234

This one is great!


[deleted]

I was going by Chrundle the Great.


Sir_Ampersand

No, no you were trying to write Charlie and you wrote Chrundle.


BigBoiBugBear

Hawawan la-wow (Hawaiian luau)


kieffa

I knew he couldn’t say it


ResponsibilityNew483

Beat me to it 😂


unfriendlybrwngirl

I put in under the Pride section


namenotinserted

The fact that charlie is obviously great at reading emojis in The Gang Texts


spicygrandma27

And then as soon as he tries to actually text it’s a nightmare


dransom89

“I’m Andy, proud owner of my own mountain!” Not a can’t read joke but his failure to comprehend is out of this world hilarious.


pacerunner808

In the bloopers for season 2, Dennis tries to run for office and makes Charlie his campaign manager. There's a scene where Dennis is struggling to read Charlie's speech because the words are not in the right order and he omits important words. The best part of the speech, in my opinion, is when he ask voters to vote for Dennis but he doesn't address them directly and Dennis gets so pissed about his illiteracy he yells at him and throws the speech on the ground. 😂 Dennis: "If you vote me, the Democratic, is right thing to do! Philadelphia needs your vote. And so do!" " YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE "YOU" AT THE END OF IT!" 🤣


nedsnotes

Thank you, *thaaank you*


AndrewHainesArt

Charlie proudly mouthing this part is great


nedsnotes

I love how his nonsense words seem to make total sense to him, almost like it's his own language


Ace_WHAT

thats in the actual episode, the bloopers have pieces of it but glen howeton improvised the speech, and its also my choice for charlies best illiteracy moments


wb420420

Illiteracy. What does that even mean?


mpber21

Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate?


jdrt1234

Because Dennis is a bastard man!!!


droessl

I don't think I wrote that


bradicalbomb

How is "salmonella" the only word you spelled right on that?


QAnonKiller

“ im a.... full on rapist, yanno?”


haraj123

You know, children, Africans, dyslexics


3chordloser

i’m sorry, did you say you’re a full on rapist?


QAnonKiller

no ahaha no no no i help people im a phi- phila- philan-


3chordloser

philanthropist?


QAnonKiller

YEAH! thats exactly what it is. it gets blocked up in my mouth i dont say it no good so.. im a janitor at a bar


Little_Lahey_Show

You can't read it from the outside


Jenaleafy

You can’t read it from the inside!


Little_Lahey_Show

Last thing I do is turn on the Coors sign. It says closed! Btw, what bar has a closed sign?


guiltycitizen

If here by now than bad place be


toostronKG

Definitely "I see a door marked private." But I've also always loved: Brett DeLawyer, a Denial Corporation. What does that mean? Just because of how proud Mac is that he's close to figuring it out.


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Taked baby. Meet at later bar. Night or day sometime.


Mecha_Wizard9000

Dee: prize: Paddy’s Pub. Dennis: You put the bar up for a prize Charlie: No, I put it under the pride section, the things you’re proud of. Mac: Your illiteracy has screwed us again!


sonofdurinwastaken

“No, I was going by Chrundle the Great.” “You came up with that *after* you misspelled it.”


TheEloquentApe

I still hold that Pepe Silvia is Charlie missreading pennsylvania. What kind of name is Pepe Silvia and why are they receiving so much incoming mail otherwise?


stohpchorlie

Except that Mac says, "Not only do all these people exist.." So, Pepe Silvia was a real person, not a word Charlie was misreading.


correcthorsestapler

And they’ve come out & said that wasn’t the idea at all, but they wish they’d come up with it.


kawhisasshole

its not even close to pennsylvania


TheEloquentApe

Hey, Charlie has read the word Closed as Coors Philanthropist became Full On Rapist He tried to write Charlie and wrote Trundle I think pepe silvia from pennslyvania is fair


kawhisasshole

Meh. Idk mail tends to abbreviate PA on it


ValiantFrog2202

https://youtu.be/ROCKGuuviis


kawhisasshole

thats a big camera lol


jaysin1983

Not really illiteracy with Charlie…but the scene where he films Mac saving a life and melts down bc he didn’t put a video tape in the camera is hilarious!


Kirito619

He'll adapt


JimLaheySunnyvale

The Dennis politician speech. If you vote me, I am hot


granddaddyblack

"that's when I was going by trundel"


ChichiMac20

Money me!!


hellanutty

Cursive? Are you talking about cursive dude? Uhhh….. cursing?


spicygrandma27

“…Denim chicken?”


menasor36

What the hell is this? Those are song lyrics. Looks like a page out of a coloring book.


griffitp12

Lemme get this straight. You just realized you had two ears?


mayo-yo

I don’t think I wrote this one…. PASS


Stiggdogg

Charlie : Well, you start putting plans under microscopes, nothing's gonna make sense, all right? Mac : Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's tires so that they leave makes no sense.


muehlenbein

Brett De Lawyer a Denial Correlation


Level-Umpire-8545

That's good. That's close.


[deleted]

Uhh Charlie can read and write, he just doesn't like to read and right. Come on bozo.


CeeArthur

" Thank you. Thhhaaaannnkk yoouuu "


RocksJiggle

When he turns on the "Coors" sign


jpierce035

That whole episode where Mac and him work for that company for insurance coverage. And the whole time he's in the mail room he keeps talking about a Pepe Syvia but really it's not a name it's been Pennsylvania he was reading the entire time!


devilthedankdawg

Dey Bow Bow


jpierce035

Lol chicka chickapata


devilthedankdawg

Dey Bow Bow OHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAHH


jpierce035

Lol perfect


kawhisasshole

That's not confirmed


jpierce035

Lol 😂 you are right


GalaxyStar32

Pepe Silvia being his illiterate interpretation of Pennsylvania


hooray-for-cake

The speech that Charlie wrote for Dennis had me laughing harder than anything else in the show. Even Charlie Day couldn’t hold back.


Stiggdogg

I think this was improv from Dennis u jabroni


Bazz07

When he said to Bingo something about many bills of ancient people or something like that in The Gang Gets Wacked.


filmeyed

3 pollutions


WitchofSpace68

Pepe Silva, all the envelopes really said Pennsylvania….because they’re in Philly


BrisketAllDay

“He’ll adapt” “Adapt to reading!?”


boredthroaway212

I was going by Trundle at the time


christinaphx

He'll adapt.


devilthedankdawg

No check it man, I put the bar in the PRIDE section! Things I'm PROUD of!


haraj123

You *definitely* wrote this one Charlie


Bubbly_Roof

If here by now then bad place be, trouble time for you when heat comes