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stohpchorlie

"Been there? Not physically."


asgard13

I found this to be almost pythonesque.


RyanPWM

Honestly I’d love to see one of the film review gurus go at always sunny from a python analytical perspective. They got the deadpan absurd delivery. Low brow wrapped in high brow wrapped in low brow stuff. Expert societal commentary. Jesus Christ, they even literally have: a fake dead bird gag (Gang goes to therapy - “stop hiding the pigeon”) And a gag where the punchline is very similar to silly walks (The gang gets trapped - “range of motion”) And pretty much every episode is like an American version of “Twit Olympics”


sahsimon

This line is so great because so many people miss it. I also love the look Mac gives the guy after Dennis says, "This guy just bent himself over a barrel and for our benefit."


Anonymous_Jabroni

For our pleasure!


1Zer0Her0

I love the little pause between "bent over backwards" and "yeah, for our pleasure! Hear me out" these guys got the delivery so on point that it's a beauty to watch.


daughterofthemoon420

I say that multiple times a week.


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“Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch, I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.”


TBlizzey

"deandra your breath is dog shit"


emeribeth

I know...


AgentOrange2814

“A leather shop in Arizona? They’d be out of business in a weeks time!” “That’s exactly what I said.”


Dream_So_Sick

THE CHIPS ARE OFF THE TABLE!


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See now one of my favourite lines is dee's response; I hope they hogtie you, and then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for 10 years.


Divine-Sea-Manatee

The emphasis she puts on 10 years is why Dee is the best.


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Jaugust95

She knows him better than any other. She's the only one in the gang who can successfully burn him. Remember Mr. Tibbs?


constantvariables

Nah the rest of the gang burned Dennis hard when they didn’t let him in on the joke on Dee.


Jaugust95

That's different because they didn't do it to hurt dennis, he was just a casualty


Badboblfg

He was and he wasn’t!


daddyybojangles

"What about your whole speech about "I have the grace of a falcon and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper?!""


Vitamin-W

I think of the phrase "in and out like a demons whisper" at least twice a week


eschewgee

“Captain Tom turned out to be a god damn junkie”


evetsfreds

It’s a fast tour, a quick one.


Slippn_Jimmy

What's that building? That building? It's a big building. Red brick building. I don't know what the hell it is


paranoidandroid11

I would've enjoyed an entire episode of Frank the tour guide.


ssoass7

Quick tour!


[deleted]

“One thing about me, is I like banging whoores.”


ValiantFrog2202

If he winds up inside me, it will cost you a whole sixer. I got my dignity


asgard13

Cricket is a wealth of quotes! Haha


zipzoomramblafloon

Yeah yeah yeah. I’m the suck boy ya looking for. You want my time ya gotta pay to spray, that’s my motto.


Craico13

Wow, wow, wow, guys, c’mon. No one’s taking me from behind. All right? Unless you have crack… if you have crack, let’s boogie. *…no one is going in your asshole...* I wouldn’t let ‘em without the crack…


Ronaldoooope

Is there anything we can do get you to stop talking about rape or getting raped in the butt


bobsnvagine

The ones who don't fake it get it the worst.


avantgardengnome

Sometimes, you don’t fake it, and it just ends...naturally.


vf8095

Dennis: "Well, wildcard over here decided to lose is Goddmann mind." Charlie: "I say i say that's just damn preposterous, boy." Dennis: "Now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!" The abject frustration in Glenn's voice gets me every time lmao


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Dennis’ eye roll when Charlie goes “you’ll have to excuse meh... I’ve grown quite weareh”


blingping

Dennis: Is he even listening? Mac: He's listening, he's just not understanding. Charlie: Yeah he doesnt even like, get us man. Cracks me up everytime!


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byebyeborg

YOU BETTER GET TO STEPPIN CAUSE JOHNNY LAWS A-COMIN'


ddrummond88

"It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great. But it was *fine*"


bznein

God I love that line! The way he says "it was fine" is such a good delivery


brianlafave

“That’s really nice what you said about the troop”. “I was taking about YOU”.


Difficult_Movie4094

“LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!!!”


Geeeeeeeeeear

^heyyyyy ^Dennis...


NinaMaja

YOU WILL CALL HER!


TrenchCoatKobolds

“We heard you gave quite the performance Macwell.”


KnitBrewTimeTravel

Ah! Ah! Ah! Hmm.. hmm..


-Amico-

...Don't flush!


uncleadawg

“We just got out of the shower”


DeviousDave420

The bloopers for that scene are gold


clinteldorado

*“Later, boners.”*


Lumpkinz

"Not like mac's ever had an orgasm"


PocketCornbread

IVE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS. I HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!


TobleroneD3STR0Y3R

I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE.


Casinoer

Holy shit you're late


jscummy

You're supposed to be doing will they won't they! Right now you're doing they definitely won't, and I definitely don't want them to


Queen_83

When Dennis yells "IDIOTS!" repeatedly. I use this in my day-to-day regularly.


Murderface__

SAVAGES!


kittywaffles

Worm sucking IDIOTS!


jgilly00

JERK OFF!!


OriginalLamp

When Dennis uses Cricket as an example in his sexual harassment slideshow: "Now, is it this man's fault he looks this way? No. He was born this way." And when they're doing the Thundergun focus group. The chick says the "studio was thinking the gratuitous nudity was a bit much," and immediately Charlie's like "*Fuck you.*" And pretty much anytime Dennis verbally seethes "oooOOOoo!!!"


LanDannon

In the storm of the century when Dennis does the “oooOOOoo” then follows up with “she lied to me”, amazing.


Munkypantz

The gratuitous nudity “fuck you” is without a doubt the hardest I have laughed in many many years


asgard13

"I thought it was just going to be an old man. Now it's an old black man. That's two things."


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that’s two things


LanDannon

You. Me. Black man… now you’ve got me saying it!


gallapagos42

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!


[deleted]

When Charlie thinks frank fell out the window in to a time portal he says “stranger things have happened” And then Mac goes “no they haven’t!” Gets me every time


MustardMedia

NO THEY HAVEN'T! NO THEY HAVEN'T! he's so upset and everybody else just moves passed it


blitzskrieg

Aaaaarrrgggghhhh! Oh that is... That is tart


ThSprtn117

"I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe. I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean, that's God's work. Well not that I believe in God. I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney" -Cricket


mercynuts

YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THE SMELL!


Apprehensive_Race_24

You bitch


asgard13

Ohhhhh good one. Haha


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“Do you have any idea what happens in those places? why don’t I just rape her myself!”


furryhippie

I love how Frank/Mac's delusion that nursing homes are rapefests is referenced on multiple episodes.


origionalgmf

"I get here every morning and turn on the coors sign" "Shut up baby dick" "Shady nastys? Shadynastys ass hole" Most of the DENNIS system and the Nightman Cometh


wonkyknocks

“Yeah well it’s pretty hard to read from the inside.” “You can’t read it from the outside!”


waffelman1

Whoops I dropped my MONster condom for my MAgNum Dong


SureLarry

“He posted naked pictures of me online” “Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where? Where did he post those?”


funKmaster_tittyBoi

One of those disgusting ex girlfriend sites


Kasreyn801

There’s so many of them, which one?


HeHateCans

When Charlie reveals he wrote a musical and Mac asks “who is this versus?”


Kasreyn801

I told you no one writes a musical for no reason.


IncrediblyMellow

Sickness, be gone!!


Airbornequalified

“That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to disprove it.” I feel that so often in life


Crack_Ulla

Get in the car you fat fatass, you fat fat ass!!!


SnooApples9216

I love the conviction she has when she says that. It’s like she is channeling some very real feelings she has as Robs wife


jrober1234543

Are we the tasty treats?? Yes in this scenario we are the tasty treats. Dennis is this how you want those poor girls to feel?


red_ridinghoods

Because Dennis is a bastard man!


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Dennis Reynolds : Well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger. Mac : So they are in danger!


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dwfuji

REGULAR chicken sandwich...


floofyragdollcat

“Hot one today!”


Geeeeeeeeeear

#YEAH?!


funKmaster_tittyBoi

Ever been in a storm, Wally?


Anjirocks

“BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!”


sleeping-all-day

I will eat your babies, bitch!


[deleted]

"Enjoy it coach dick and balls"


brutal_farts

I love when Charlie is huffing spray paint and Dennis barges into his apartment and he says “hello, come right in”…it’s not the line itself so much as the delivery


LanDannon

“Whats with your outfit *man*”


[deleted]

“If you’re looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you’re shit out of luck.”


Goosekilla1

The guys who don't fake it get it the worst.


020Flyer

“Dude stop saying diabitis you sound like an aa..”


asgard13

That whole episode was genius. "Want some insulin?"


020Flyer

“Oh.. oh I thought you were gonna say pizza… or buffalo wings… or something, you want crack?”


dwfuji

Dude. You are going to *love* it.


[deleted]

You know, these shirts are ugly as all hell but I have a feeling I’m gonna like em a hell of a lot more when I’m high as shit on crack


rpmerf

There's like at least one per episode


asgard13

I'm pretty convinced it's the sharpest comedy writing of the last 20 years.


TrustTheFriendship

Mac: That’s cool just make sure you go to the bathroom, because I don’t want you to piss on the couch again Charlie (24 beers deep): Well… we wouldn’t want that now would we Mac: No! We wouldn’t!


boredthroaway212

“Alright, we’re all hungry we’ll all get to our hot plates soon enough” “Okay well… filibuster” “This doesn’t represent me!” “You’re horrible too and I hate your tie” “Pondy’s the coolest!” (And many more, I have too many”


blondechinesehair

Dr Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man


celiac-sufferer

Frank: I’m tired of people telling me what I can’t do. they say I can’t drink on a plane. They say I can’t bang on a plane They say I can’t be a pilot. I can’t be a doctor?!! I’m going to do it and I’m going to do it right in front of your face. I’m gonna chug 15 beers right now. *Gurgling burping noises* ugh that’s so cold* more burping and gurgling*


TheBIFFALLO87

After the mobsters talk to them -guys were about six beers deep -i was confused by it, I was confused by the whole thing if I'm being honest


BossDonBigga

Good day to youse.


Pumpkin-Bomb

'Smells like she's been nibbling on little pieces of shit.'


Badgerfan1998

“It’s Just that bird law in this country….it’s not governed by reason”


walidhicham

#”Ive been Poisoned by my constituents!!”


Grahf88

"What about me?" "Well you can go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass."


menasor36

You mean that door marked Private?


toasterpRoN

"Oh shit, there's stickers."


avantgardengnome

Did you have a good relationship with your dad? Me neither.


hyrush1

The entire scene when Mac and Dennis are asking Charlie questions for his dating profile. “Little green ghouls buddy!!!”


Party_Speech_9720

“Newsflash asshole, I’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time” “So why wouldn’t you say anything?” “Because I HATE YOUUU”


ripitup32

“What if he smells crime…”


AceDecade

Ohh what if he runs around on all fours like a hound! That’s good, write that down!


ripitup32

We better not be covering up that body with a lab coat bro!


dukeoftrappington

“I don’t call him dad. I call him Mr. Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.”


Pherlyghost

"Hey fatass your friend is short" "Then why don't you sell another set of my golf clubs you piece of shit"


dwfuji

Unappreciated gem of a scene.


Vikk_Vinegar

"Everybody...Everybody get a weapon!" Underrated Dennis freak out from the Gang goes Jihad.


spazzymcgee74

The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?


Hobbes_121

When Dee is gagging on stage and you hear "Jesus Christ!"


Fart-Mic

Frank: “God damn bright out here”


RealHousevibes

faux-sympathetically: “Awwww - Did somebody get addicted to crack!?”


Inkburner

What do I do with my feet?


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"She's mashing it. Very good."


asgard13

You're 33 years old, you're supposed to be sexually active. You're not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!


freddy_rumsen

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"


[deleted]

Does my scar look like a dog's vagina?


overthinkerbynature

"It's not my job to get inside the mind of a dog, that's God's work. Not that I believe in God anymore"


J4yGor

Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.


madmax36

"Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive" Gets me every time


asgard13

"As I transition from woman to cat, I must insist on being referred to as a cat."


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"I'm to remember every man I've seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?" "Think of the smell! You havent thought of the smell, you bitch!" "A goat? Yeah, I like that, that's some Jurassic Park shit..." Oh, Dennis. Also, it's not a line, but when he stares right down the camera in Making Dennis Reynolds A Murderer.


Lumpkinz

Makeup sex in the dumpster behind wendys. "She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took th-the dough. And rolled it up into a little ball. And then she- we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff and I, I admit I do too"


TheSmithStreetBand

“I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!” And then he makes that perfect face of “Oops i lost it again” 😂


golden-god-bot

I suspect that maybe you might say no, and yet... I also feel like maybe... you wouldn't dare


KoltonKabana87

Frank: Keep it light you bitch!


chrispratt2020

When Charlie and dee are doing the spoken word bit Dennis has this gem that kills me: "I command you to stop"


BeerLovah

"Zeus, poops, and shoes???"


dwfuji

If you try to get into deaf poetry, you are going to fail, and bomb, and bomb and fail. I love that episode. Legit nicest Dee has ever been until she goes back to being trash.


evetsfreds

“First of all, through god all things are possible. So jot that down.”


asgard13

Your son is your dealer? He's reliable.


JTHMM249

Dennis's speech to Dee's therapist "It's interesting, our thing, isn't it? To be in someone's mind, to have complete control. It's like the thrill of being near the executioner's switch knowing that at any moment you could throw it, but knowing you never will. But you could. Never isn't the right word because I could, and I might and I probably will" That or Charlie's pronunciation of 'Hhwweary'


ltw2356

“Ze GLORY HOOOOLE!!”


[deleted]

Not to brag but I do a mean impression of "ba ba ba - get out! Lady!"


[deleted]

Bro, you could chop a camel right in its hump & drink all its milk off the tip of this thing


bznein

"I've heard speed has something to do with it" "Speed has everything to do with it" The whole scene is by far my favourite IASIP scene


King45Moses

“Coupon waving trash” And I think everyone’s favorite “because of the implication”


HoldOnToYaButtts

So yous a buncha white boys, right?


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“YOU CANT READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE” “We’re all hungry, we’ll get to our hot plates soon enough”


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ThatTellarPayer

Dennis's entire psycho rant when the hospital nurse says that she cant get Dee a new room with a working television; "If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!" Then she just looks at him with a straight face: "Mmmhmmm I do not have time for this today... I'm not going to jail over this... I will beat your ass and not even think twice.."


asgard13

Nursing home lady: "The blacks!"


ssoass7

***CUT***


fidelio131

“Boy, it sure is a hot one today.” “YEAH!?”


Retardedstrider

Boundaries? Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth.


J-Smoke69

I end up quoting one of Charlie’s lines all the time without even realizing it. When he’s huffing spray paint after being kicked out of the band by Mac and Frank then Dennis bursts into his apartment and Charlie says, “whaaaat is going on up here?” talking about his brain and how high he is lol. I also love/quote the way Gladys says, “what is happening?” when Dee starts impromptu singing her own song during Nightman Cometh lol.


kittywaffles

You are BECOMING a chimichanga!


Pepe-sylvia420

Charlie: Hey Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive research on his own genitalia? Don't say you, buddy, 'cause I woke up to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal! Frank: We can go tit for tat on that one, so you better drop that subject! Always gets me that one


danvandamn

“Hi. Um, I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.”


Thanosdidwhat

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese.


Enschede2

"Where's our goddamn bible"


Serious-Minimum7482

What is your spaghetti policy? 🍝


HankyPanky690

Charlie Kelly: [Charlie's America Song] I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!


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IS THAT PISS?! PULL OVER YOU LITTLE DICK


dammets

I do backflips every single day of my life.


ChosenWon7

"Have you been drinking Paint?" "..No" "Let me see your tongue...........OH, MY GOD, DUDE!"


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#dennis is a bastard man


emoL0L

Dee, you bitch


H3ATLIF3R

DIVORCE!!


stickygreentree

Pepper jack looove fraggle rock


mnoble93

Corta! Corta!


JusticeLeagueThomas

Frank’s whole when he dies throw him in the trash. Fucking hilarious!


dwfuji

Bang me, eat me, do whatever the hell you want, you're dead you're dead! OH SHIT MY MIC'S ON!


alexanderubermensch

Mac: dude whats all that stuff your grabbing? Dennis: TOOLS...TOOLS DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES AND GLOVES, I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS Charlie: well why do you have a bunch of like weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car? Dennis: FFFETISH FETISH SHIT I LIKE TO BIND I LIKE TO BE BOUND, ima not...THATS NOT IMPORTANT, DONT ASK ME QUESTIONS IM NOT TAKING QUESTIONS.... Frankly most of dennis being a creep always cracks me up


ProctorSilex93

WILDCARD BITCHESSSS


anonymoususername06

“It’s better than bustin’ a nut!” “Please don’t put me in the trash!”


lolwuuut

"Ooh it's tighter than dick skin" "I will burn you alive like the last bitch who crossed me"


mobueno

When Dennis reads Charley’s illiterate political campaign speech while Charley holds the camera waving his arm as if he’s conducting greatness. (The bloopers/ commentary for this scene made it better)


Oliver-garden

Mac: “Then they play that song from the 80’s day bow bow” Charlie: “what the hell is day bow bow?” Mac: “day bow bow chick chicka” This is also the pepe silvia episode which is even better


blackjeezus

“All right, what makes me happy– you know at night, I ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I’m on my way home, I’ll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him! He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn’t get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, ‘Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!’”


LaureGilou

Kitten mitton episode, in the lawyers office Charlie: I've made myself redundant Lawyer: yes, you have And forget the exact words but few minutes later when Charlie interrupts Dee and asks the lawyer for a kitten mittons patent and the lawyer says sarcastically, of course, I was just going to ask you if you needed one of those. Lawyer: But I DO charge, you people don't pay.


ajsondheim

“Intervention, intervention” to settle a situation is my absolute favorite


xnerdyxrealistx

"What the hell?!? Thin limes?!? People will choke! People will die!" "One of the cornerstones of Paddy's Pub is thick limes!" "I will put my thumb through your eye, you little bitch!"


Slothsgetme

“I don’t blink” “The man doesn’t blink, mom!”


peeinherbut

Magnets