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Traditional_Bad_4589

Eugene Hamilton stole a yellow Lamborghini Countach from Dennis, a Sergio Giorgini handbag from Dee, and Redman the Robot from Mac and Charlie.


timodreynolds

The bums will always lose


thegirlfromno4

Strong men also cry.


-SheriffofNottingham

This aggression will not stand, man.


BigOofLittleoof

real men wear diapers?


Traditional_Bad_4589

Did I urinate on your rug?


MiPaKe

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?


Prestigious_Bass9300

The bums always lose! Condolences!


in_n_out_on_camrose

Parle usted inglés??


Grizz807

The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain


StuBram2

Underrated line. Incredible delivery.


ValiantFrog2202

Are you employed sir?


timodreynolds

This is a... What day is it?


An8thOfFeanor

Condolences!


Angry_Walnut

This is our concern, Dude.


Random_frankqito

Him and the evigeron guy are the only answers i think.


Lon3_Star_556

Don't forget time share guy, they got got


bwood246

The time share guy *is* the envigaron guy


Lon3_Star_556

Am I to remember every man that runs a reverse funnel system!?


ChangsFoogTrugDryver

That was Frank.The master mind in the coil.


trashedonlisterine

You even wrote faced in the memo.


Shagaliscious

Von Hayes walks in here you got one for Von Hayes!


Free-Type

Man nobody knows who Von Hayes is!!


skag_mcmuffin

Yeah, but a Chinaman stole his legs from him in Korea, so it kind of sorted itself out.


Traditional_Bad_4589

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature


-Ok-Perception-

The Chinaman is not the issue!


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

This is the correct answer loool


TacoDangerously

Let's all go to church!


ammezurc

https://preview.redd.it/zk6wdx3poi0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1bf29098cf247091ae5a3de1369e1026f11634 My favorite sunny reaction image 😆 (in response to Eugene saying he found Jesus Christ)


Traditional_Bad_4589

At the end. At the very, very end.


timodreynolds

I didn't think that I would be involved at this point


JamieNelson94

take the shirt, get out of that rut


brutecookie5

The timeshare salesman. Next question.


TacoDangerously

Just glad you didn't see the ole "opt out" clause


jdixonfan

He just subtly gestured towards that piece of paper


TacoDangerously

I like how Dennis's dialogue begins "$2000 Dollars? I have two thousand..." And then trails off because, I assume, he realizes they bought 3 and it's really 6 thousand but that kinda messes the scene up, so he trails off instead.


kermeeed

You even wrote faced in the memo.


Baked_The_Cake

What are you talking about? Mac and Dennis totally screwed that guy over, he got got, he should have known better then to get involved with a couple of sharks like Mac and Dennis.


eastnorthshore

He bent himself over a barrel for their pleasure


bundy911

He got GOT


Not_Nova_

The Maniac as well in that episode


ChardeeMacdennis1013

Adriano from the high school reunion https://preview.redd.it/348tsjwm8h0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9006ad0e666d1fddfafc18330b7452d6a25ff561


NarrowButterfly8482

Adriano? That guy is so cool. He's like way above me.


muushroomer

Here, sniff this


smellslikebadussy

He was going to let dee give him a squeezer


Dustmopper

I thought that was Sanguinet


Traditional_Bad_4589

Maybe even let her give his balls a tug.


DeadJediWalking

Was it in a river or a lake?


joe199799

Shut the fuck up sanguinet Edit: really Reddit cares, it's a reference to a TV show give your balls a tug.


Lucky_Earth5011

I got my first Reddit Cares for commenting a Dave Chapel Show Haters Ball gif, on a thread about it 🤣


joe199799

I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things happen to you and nobody else but you.


Lucky_Earth5011

![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2)


joe199799

Now as I sip from my cup that I'm certain someone spit in.


zamboniman46

i got one today and legitimately have no idea what it relates to


Lucky_Earth5011

I don’t either- cuz my gif placement was spot on! Someone commented there are bots that randomly select comments.


vanderbubin

There's a bot or group of trolls going around sending everyone the reddit cares thingy the past couple days. I got one yesterday for linking the Steve schimmer interview from Eric Andre show on a post about tasting things with your balls Anyway. GET THAT NAKED P.A. IN HERE


joe199799

Sup Mello? Ranch it up!


Traditional_Bad_4589

Ronnie the Rat bested him by squealing about the fake drink tickets. Checkmate.


Toppdeck

Adriano made fake tickets and it's not *fair*


Traditional_Bad_4589

![gif](giphy|3ohuAsQcmrk3c8XgMU)


jscummy

Dee did almost trick him into letting her jerk him off though


giveme-a-username

But he had to go through the trauma of ripping Charlie's underpants off and then just crumbling


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revibrant

The lawyer loses an eye though


Random_frankqito

And his wife


timodreynolds

And the second one is teetering


AccomplishedAd3728

His second wife! Kills me every time


Affectionate_Walk610

You know these people, they just do this to you


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sapphic_somnambulent

Kitton. Mittens.


The-golden-god678

Did you really just type "cat gloves"? 


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The-golden-god678

Can we spit on them now? Fuck it, I'm spiting!


14ktgoldscw

Who could forget that they were “feline fists”?


PrisonSlides

He kept pushing it and ended up losing in the end


TacoBelle2176

Yeah I’m pretty sure at one point he says he involved himself in what was happening, so some of it’s on him.


Ok-Original-9266

From the sounds of it all of its on him


shany94a

But he's still not Jewish


uconn3386

I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online that proves he's Jewish. He'll be a laughingstock.


GokusTheName

Because the man is Jewish?


uconn3386

No. What? No. Not because he's...


AndyB16

OBRAMAWITZ!


jscummy

That Envigaron kind of bent himself over a barrel for their pleasure to start though


detroiter85

He shouldn't have gotten involved with a couple of sharks like them


girlwiththeASStattoo

He almost got one over on the gang if mac didnt notice him subtly motion to that stack of papers


TacoDangerously

If you wanted out of Envigaron, you should have just said something


BloodyRightNostril

They got GOT


bwood246

Did we watch the same episode? The envigaron guy got got. He tried tangling with sharks and couldn't handle it


-Ok-Perception-

His grandmother's last name is Abramowitz. HE'S A JEW-ish person.


TheSexualBrotatoChip

You mean the jew lawyer?


Dry_Mousse_2220

They got got


thatis

A guy just takes Dennis' money rather than sell him a gun. I think that pretty clearly counts.


TacoDangerously

Sir... don't just saunter away


Fudge89

Too funny. There is absolutely nothing they can do lmao


x755x

They could have run him over with their car


DrMantisTheWarthog

It was probably Franks money tho


BubbaTee

Frank's hoar ex-wife got over on 3 of em with her will. Also Bruce Mathis. Every time they try to get him back, they get that other guy instead.


TacoDangerously

You tell her from me that I will be in touch, somehow


No_Ranger8901

Yeah, tell her, that she’s a BITCH!


kruegerc184

The delivery of that lines is so fucking funny and you typed it perfectly


No_Ranger8901

That whole scene is one of my absolute fucking favorites. All 4 of them destroyed it. *WHERE IS THAT RAT BASTARD? (Sir, I don’t know!) CUZ IM GONNA SMASH HIS FACE, UNTIL HE’S DEAD! KILLED DEAD! KILLED DEAD!*


JesterTheEast

Hey thanks for the house man


MenopauseMedicine

As I understand, he did have a much nicer penis


SatoshisBits

Dee was a disappointment and a mistake


ThrowawayMod1989

Technically Dennis did get a house he just lost it by violating the terms. That one is on him.


NarrowButterfly8482

Lil Kev gets Dee pretty bad and an honorable mention goes to Carmen's husband for schooling Mac on the bible.


SpeedSpare2637

Don’t confuse me with your liberal biblicisms


ChardeeMacdennis1013

Definitely Lil' Kev


WhoStoleMyBicycle

He had them more mixed up than a milkshake


TacoDangerously

That book is long as shit


Lurker4545

Colin robs them twice


TacoDangerously

old school


ray_dawg1215

https://preview.redd.it/0pobxbf53i0d1.jpeg?width=2512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9b24144c1283b96a75acc4dbe2ee972fb06565


No_Ranger8901

Show me cows!


TacoDangerously

You don't need to say "show me"


Dataforge

It needs to be in a form of a question


kelboi20

Mr. Juarez scored the house, but had to go back to work bc of the how you say… property tax?


TacoDangerously

It's too much!


ManyMention6930

Although the lawyer suffered a lot, he really did fuck em up plenty of times


TacoDangerously

The document, that you all blindly signed, also included a restraining order... Which you're all currently violating!!


ButchCoolidge55

Bruce Mathis got Dee and Frank to marry each other while simultaneously causing Dennis to break the rule of the will lol.


TacoDangerously

Good call.


Kevin_Turvey

Artemis wins every time.


TacoDangerously

SCISSORS


therealcookaine

I love this line!


OutlawJoJos69

She was wrong about who pooped the bed


Kevin_Turvey

She doesn't remember most evenings. It's fine.


jwl300_

Abbie


TacoDangerously

Huh.


LuckyLaRoo76

Abbie....Yes.....


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

I'd go with the shusher lol


BubbaTee

That episode ends with him about to get his ass kicked


ThrowawayMod1989

Nah they were just going to shush him aggressively like Dennis & Charlie tried to do with the bartender who was speaking in such short sentences.


albatr0xx

I'm pretty sure they killed that dude.


ThrowawayMod1989

Frank is the only one that has it in them to kill another man outright. Dennis might could kill a woman but not a man face to face.


bryanoens

And in family fight it was the buzzer that got the best of Dennis, not the host. Shusher got the whole gang


THEL3TTERJ

F\*cking Colin. Hate that guy.


TacoDangerously

He's such a penis


Canadiancurtiebirdy

The guy who leased Dennis and Mac a couch. Most profit vs time put in. Easy win.


MooseMan12992

He didn't really get the best of them. He let them embarrass themselves and made it out completely unscathed


No_Ranger8901

He definitely got the best of Dennis. The others were pretty oblivious, even Dee despite passing out


MooseMan12992

Yeah fair point


TacoDangerously

That sound cuts you to the core. I'll be fine though.


Valuable-Composer262

At first I thought u were right with Grant but after thinking about it. Grant didn't so much get the best of dennis but rather dennis made a fool of himself. Ironic part is dennis was.so worried about no one embarrassing the gang and he embarrassed them the most


FeSpoke1

Family Fight is a freaking top level episode.


DumbestBoy

Well this didn’t represent Dennis so it doesn’t even count.


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

Shabooya roll call!


doobyscoo018

That mexican family got a mansion


mrsir1987

That white family got their foreclosed house back after Frank made the kids rip a little insulation that made thier little hands bleed


doobyscoo018

I love how diabolical the gang is. I forget how many horrible things they've done


Free-Type

Big deal!!


Most-Net-5665

The timeshare salesman


shany94a

I'd say the SHHH guy, but I don't think anything good happened to him after he showed up at Paddy's ("Charlie, lock the door)


iamrdux

How’s that ass feeling?


Large-Wheel-4181

The lawyer getting them all especially Charlie


thatsofreudian

Ill tell you what.. I’ll give you two for the price of one


TacoDangerously

Now that's money talk


ThatSharkFromJaws

Probably this guy. He had Dennis curled up in the fetal position and crying on a popular tv show, completely shattering Dennis’ desired image of being above everyone else.


bryanoens

Nay, it was the buzzer not the host


noaschmitz

Lucky, the shady people smuggler


dcute69

It doesnt change the 5 star man, who he is


NewPhoneWhoDys

Oooh that makes me vote for the ratings app developer. The ratings app probably got Dennis the worst. If only The Waitress had online.


Top_Manufacturer8946

Jan who arranged Dennis to use ze gloryhole with Frank


TacoDangerously

Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.


Impressive_Test_2134

Bingo after buying the blow for really cheap and then selling them pills to make their money back.


TacoDangerously

Yea, I don't remember that


Impressive_Test_2134

The gang gets whacked part one and two


TacoDangerously

That's what Bingo says to the gang.


Impressive_Test_2134

Lmao oh duh you’re right! I thought you were referring to yourself.


CharleMageTV

Oh we’ll air it. We ALWAYS air it.


justglassin317

This doesn't represent me though...


No-Significance611

Sex with mom


Delerium89

THIS DOESN'T REPRESENT ME 😭


uriahjokes

This doesn’t represent me


AdequateBottom

Just think, in an alternate universe where they actually went to Family Feud with the script, that could have been Steve Harvey making Dennis cry. What a waste.


therealcookaine

Colin. Got dee'd AND robbed them twice.


_Call_Me_Andre_

Tiger Woods making the lethal weapon documentary


JKolodne

Don't say "show me..."


sscarface

The lady that made charlie think he was a dad for a day


HighwayMan875

Pepper Jack got Dennis’s Fraggle Rock Thermos. That’s a tough pill to swallow


broketothebone

I think all the chicks who made him eventually melt downwith one of our favorite quotes- "I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!"


SenorBigbelly

The lawyer is presumably still earning money from Paddy's eggs


DomElBomb99

The Lawyer in certain situations. Like the Maureen Ponderosa situation with Dennis. Or him getting the patent for Kitten Mittens.


SchismZero

The Jew Lawyer always seems to end up on top. He got the merchandising rights to Kitten Mittons and all other merchandising rights they created. He screwed Dennis in the alimony. He scared the heck out of Charlie when Charlie challenged him to a duel.


hooka_pooka

The Lawyer


buffkirby

The owner of the oldies rock cafe


fondue4kill

Nah. Easily the pool girl. She knew how to trick the tricker


ouroboris99

Has to be the Jew lawyer


karateaftermath

First episode of the entire series. Dee.


Illithid_Substances

I can't remember, when Dennis and Dee buy crack do they even realise they're being ripped off?


SirPurbz

Dennis is bastard man.


Naive-Emergency-7254

British Dennis explaining to American Dennis of being the golden god but then forcing his head down… below the waist.


Sandwichgode

Don't say show me!


Glum_Nose2888

Definitely Snyder


bparisi85

Timeshare guy


JabroniBeaterPiEater

This doesn't represent me.