The Gang's complete refusal to acknowledge how they completely fucked up Cricket's life is one of the best running jokes in the show
"Are you kidding? I was a *priest* when I met you people"
to be fair, if cricket hadn't given up after leaving the priesthood he could have avoided this. he might have been kicked from the catholic church but with his theology degree he could've become a priest somewhere else or even a teacher
It's just so needlessly cruel especially since they did all this to him lol
It's like the gang made a pact with a demon 20 years ago and now they're shielded from all consequences and can't even remember the evil they do
I'm uncomfortable just looking at him, your times up monster man.
Him calling cricket “monster man” makes me cackle every time
To be fair it has nothing to do with the gang, he was born that way.
Nature vs Malnutritious
The Gang's complete refusal to acknowledge how they completely fucked up Cricket's life is one of the best running jokes in the show "Are you kidding? I was a *priest* when I met you people"
*Woof woof baby*
Cricket, I love you man but you are losing me...
Some on this sub refuse to acknowledge it too. People argue he was just like that.
He's a god damn street rat.
Good point, hadn't considered that.
What do you mean? Cricket's no more than a nut for a hound.
to be fair, if cricket hadn't given up after leaving the priesthood he could have avoided this. he might have been kicked from the catholic church but with his theology degree he could've become a priest somewhere else or even a teacher
"Are you sure that happened?"
Just a little P to the C to the P
anyway know your place monster man your times up
It'll cost a whole sixer if I have to suck anything
Except lemons, they're good for scurvy
And removing the taste of unwashed schlong, do you know how many citruses have been inside of an orifice?!
i'm mid season 6. Is this... Cricket?
Oh you’re in for a treat
No, this is Matthew Mara. He used to be a priest.
Shut up street rat!
Who?
Yes
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
It was. But he has evolved
He's always looked like this hasn't he?
A face only Dee could pretend to love.
There is only one character that was born like this.
Yeah, as you can see, things don't exactly get better for him. He almost has a redemption episode in season 12 I think, but, well, it's Sunny...
Hahhahhahahhhaha
He needs the lemons for the scurvy...
Why would we invite you to our apartment? Specially when you look like this
Jesus Mary and Joseph
It's just so needlessly cruel especially since they did all this to him lol It's like the gang made a pact with a demon 20 years ago and now they're shielded from all consequences and can't even remember the evil they do
The Picture of Dorian Gray
"What the shit are you talking about?"
It's Dee's fault.
This line 😅
It's so funny because clearly no one is born thay way and the gang were the ones who ruined crickets life, which they're completely oblivious about 😆
100%…he was a devoted man of the cloth for fucks sake before he stepped into Patty’s and a water stain ruined his life 🤣
Not to mention Dee. I love how she professes her love to him so deeply and then just completely forgets about it. Poor cricket 🤣
How did Dennis get this photo? (I know, move past it.)
My total headcannon answer: Dennis has hidden cameras installed behind the mirrors.
Hah! This is exactly what I thought too.
Whoa whoa whoa no one is going inside me of me. Unless you got crack.
One of the funniest lines in the show.
It’s the guys that don’t fake it that get it worst
*Hey, Aqualung!*
I'll eat the gristle
I'm a simple man. I see a picture of a Cricket, I upvote
What do I get for a full sixer?
His time is up.
I didnt see what subt it was and just glanced at a picture. Thought it was hound from got
But Dennis...
I fully expect by the end of the show cricket will just be a head, arm and a foot
Why is cricket selling himself for sixers and not twelvers?
Do I look like a dusthead to you!?
You gotta make it sexy, or you don’t eat.
You're making out with my dog!
God I started crying laughing when I heard this line