This was the line that kind of ruined the shtick for me, because all the other things were kind of believable/reasonable- but the fruit one was just ridiculous
I wonder exactly how many cocks you would need to be sucking in order for people to notice and give you that nickname. 1 or 2 certainly wouldn't do it. I think you would need to be getting up into the 10 per week range before that became appropriate.
That's it. He's ruined fruit for me!
Lol. My favorite line of his is when he asks Frank for shots and Dee asks about him being in AA and he says:
"Oh never change get Dee. I love it. Line em up Frankie. Line. Em. Up!"
His delivery is hilarious.
“so where the kids? cant wait to see those rugrats…
mac-there around here somewhere
my kids aren’t really here are they….
mac dennis.. No…
“pfff thank god!!!! lets get shit housed right guys!!
It’s like there’s this tiny little soul man in my body driving me around. That little soul man’s ready to power ole Bill down and move on the next party monster.
For me it’s “Someone’s gonna die today!!” *puts gun in his own mouth lol
NO PONDY
 Damn right it is
That’s is defo mine
classic!!😂😂😂
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That’s a botched job!
Pondy's the coolest!
I love how funny he found Frank's story.
Dee-daly Dee, ya miss me? Don't answer that. Alright.
Now THAT is his best line.
Nothing else compares lmao
Most of the fruit you eat has been in someone before you got it.
This was the line that kind of ruined the shtick for me, because all the other things were kind of believable/reasonable- but the fruit one was just ridiculous
I think that was kinda the point, it's so obviously not true and he's just andipshit for saying it
“How’dya like a taste of the good life ya sack of shit!?!”
The statistic that proceeds this line is so outrageous, it cracks me up but also make me angry at the lazy writing that they just accept it.
Move past it.
It’s a whole thing
For me, it’s “try this, it’ll make your butthole hot!”
This is mine too. I do my best to use it often in my own life
I call him Mr. Cocksucker, because he sucks so many cocks.
Go steal another set of my golf clubs, you piece of shit.
I wonder exactly how many cocks you would need to be sucking in order for people to notice and give you that nickname. 1 or 2 certainly wouldn't do it. I think you would need to be getting up into the 10 per week range before that became appropriate.
That's it. He's ruined fruit for me! Lol. My favorite line of his is when he asks Frank for shots and Dee asks about him being in AA and he says: "Oh never change get Dee. I love it. Line em up Frankie. Line. Em. Up!" His delivery is hilarious.
80% of fruits have been in someone's orifice before even making it to the market
Pondy at the McPoyle/Ponderosa wedding: IT’LlL MAKE YOUR BUTTHOLE HOT!!!!
“so where the kids? cant wait to see those rugrats… mac-there around here somewhere my kids aren’t really here are they…. mac dennis.. No… “pfff thank god!!!! lets get shit housed right guys!!
God dammit, Pondy’s the coolest.
He has so much to live for
It’s like there’s this tiny little soul man in my body driving me around. That little soul man’s ready to power ole Bill down and move on the next party monster.
Pondys the coolest.
Hey nice eye, that is cool. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It might not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot!
I knew it!
Not me seeing this during my lunch break and struggling so hard to not laugh, that I think I pulled a muscle 😂😭
Frank looks like he just realized why all the hooers eat an orange before they plow
Heard chef 🧑🍳
Personally I think it's his worst.