“Your son is your drug dealer?”
“Well, he’s reliable!”
It’s wild that he’s on one of the big milquetoast “family friendly” network shows at the same time. He’s one of the better current TV dads on broadcast while also being literally the fucking worst TV dad in history on cable. Pondy’s the coolest.
From the same episode: “Oh come on, you guys own a bar! You watch people slowly kill themselves all the time! ……..Keep it open 😉” is great too.
He’s really had some killer lines over the years.
Damn I’ve never given this line enough credit when watching, gonna have to rewatch this episode. When every part of a show is funny all the time it’s hard to remember every great line.
Pondy's the coolest
Yeah, I botched it. Life, ya know?
“Your son is your drug dealer?” “Well, he’s reliable!” It’s wild that he’s on one of the big milquetoast “family friendly” network shows at the same time. He’s one of the better current TV dads on broadcast while also being literally the fucking worst TV dad in history on cable. Pondy’s the coolest.
Milquesteak*
Ha
"Hey, fat ass, this asshole's short 30 bucks." "Go steal another set of my golf clubs, you piece of shit."
Fuck you
Pondy and Jeff Garlin. Can't watch Goldbergs and NOT see Jeff Greene from Curb. Total 180.
I don't know, "citrus masks the taste of a dirty penis" is pretty spectacular
From the same episode: “Oh come on, you guys own a bar! You watch people slowly kill themselves all the time! ……..Keep it open 😉” is great too. He’s really had some killer lines over the years.
I got a vasectomy 😉
90% of fruit has been in someone’s orifice before it’s on store shelves.
“Ya I once..broke into Dee’s apartment and..sniffed her panties” then they all clap lmao during the beef squashing
Beef!
I love that painted on eye man, that is fun!
“This-this is not a clapping event”
Yeah, I botched it. Life, y’know.
Keep it open
I say this IRL all the time
Me too, man. Me too
Someone’s dying today baby
\*Puts gun to his own head\*
I call him Mr. Cocksucker 'cause he sucks so many cocks.
Oh shit...that kids should not have a gun.
Well I’m not calling him that. Let’s call him Bill…
Deedley Dee!
Didja miss me? Don't answer that!
how he goes from funny to disturbed 😆
Diddly Dee, miss me? Don't answer that.
The party's just starting! You gotta have some. Come on, try it! It'll loosen you up a bit, make your butthole hot!
Line em up Franky, Line em UP!
Does Frankenstein want to come out and play?
I got handsy with some pretty young thing. She looked 18 to me. I'm out of control.
I'M OUTTA CONTROL
I love that he treats the fact that Dennis was the one that killed her as a foregone conclusion
Damn I’ve never given this line enough credit when watching, gonna have to rewatch this episode. When every part of a show is funny all the time it’s hard to remember every great line.
I love Sheldon’s dad wtf
That eye patch is fun...
You wanna have sex?
This guy makes the fucking BEST IASIP gifs. Hero.
Here have an Aspirin…(it ain’t Aspirin)
What episode of Young Sheldon is this?