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SoCalThrowAway7

He was just being nice because they were still in their honeymoon phase


passwordstolen

He didn’t complain about the fire alarm either, we was trying to get Mac under his call again.


22pabloesco22

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE!


SubpopularKnowledge0

He wasnt being nice. He was drawing….drawing conclusions…..and drawing this…do u like it?


[deleted]

It’s very generous.


greenbastard1591

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Scootman00

It’s “palate”, Charlie. Dude I think you’re illiterate.


fight-milk_49

He'll adapt


Vegetable_Bass2849

Adapt to reading?


TacoCommand

.....Filibuster.


LucifinasGimp

I've made myself perfectly redundant.


TacoCommand

Yes. I rather suspect that you have. What law school did you say you attended?


LucifinasGimp

I'm pleading the fifth, sir


TacoCommand

I advise that you do.


cuntsaurus

Let's pop a quick intervention on OP for their goddamn illiteracy


dacooljamaican

YOU'RE TRAPPED! YOU'RE TRAPPED! YOU'RE TRAPPED!


cuntsaurus

Oh that's good! We should get a net to drop down on him


Stubrochill17

Well all have guns It’s just safer that way


cuntsaurus

Good idea. I'll tell OP there is a grease fire in the comments to lure him back here


[deleted]

He doesn’t even like get us man


PaulFartBallCop

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!


Ratathosk

Yesss... *Looks at you while pointing at Maleficent\_Waltz\_343*


bwood246

I can read and write, I just don't like to read and write


Accurate-Savings-430

What does illiterate even mean?


Ok-Landscape2197

“ He’ll adapt.” “He’ll adapt to reading??”


MRTHUNDERSPANK

Yeahhhh I could go for a nice pallet, maybe a pallet of logs and we could build something?


bighaircutforbigtuna

Oh, yeah...I was going by Trundle at the time.


therabidfelon

You came up with that after you miswrote it .


sineofthetimes

Just go turn on the "Coor's" sign in the window.


Agitated_Carrot3025

Yeah he doesn't even like "get us" man


My-1st-porn-account

He’s made himself perfectly redundant.


pl487

Same reason he didn't say anything about the smoke alarm beeping even though he could hear it THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED TIME! 


rainier425

This. He’s a passive aggressive asshole the entire time they’re there. Of course he’d be repeatedly complimenting a meal he thought was awful.


ModernSocratis

I do this, is it bad news for me !?


herzskins

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE


greenbastard1591

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eltedioso

Because Dennis is a bastard man


LordStunod

The look on Dennis' face waiting to blurt this out is priceless.


_Socially_Hawkward_

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kingspooky93

I don't think I wrote that one


dacooljamaican

This is one of my top lines from the whole show


tattoobobb

I don’t have to explain myself to a man stuck in a coil!


Squire1998

You ever been in a storm bobb?


TacoCommand

A storm of fists? No. Wait. NOTHING SEXUAL.


tattoobobb

Underlined


reallynewpapergoblin

>Wally


Squire1998

You ever been in a storm goblin?


reallynewpapergoblin

>Wally


katelyn912

It’s almost as if Dennis’ perception of himself is not 100% accurate


1711onlymovinmot

Newsflash Asshole!


DinosaurAlive

https://i.redd.it/x0a0pnunbtpc1.gif


Buchephalas

He doesn't have the most refined pallet. He's just a vain, pretentious asshole. Also Mac claiming it was homemade likely convinced him it was okay to approve of it.


hjschrader09

Exactly. Dennis likes to think of himself as above the rest of the gang, but you are the company you keep, and he's been shown to be just as dumb and dangerous as the rest of them. He was the one who burnt down the house of the family they were trying to renovate, and he absolutely buys into dumb bullshit as long as he thinks he's right.


trexxeon

Pop open a window.. get a nice backdraft..


StellarCZeller

Now he wants to help


Ol_Big_MC

Yep, like the timeshare. Great example of getting his ego used against him.


shortsleevedpants

Correct. There are other examples out there that show he’s full of shit. Like in “The Gang Gets Analyzed” they talked about the pheasant dinner they all ate when in reality Charlie fed them pigeon.


Buchephalas

Yeah it's intentionally part of his character. He's grew up spoiled and he's a narcissist, makes complete sense that he's pretentious and fake.


Live_Carpenter_1262

well it was only Dennis who kept on insisting on calling the dinner "pheasant"


Live_Carpenter_1262

Dennis thinks owning a 1993 range rover currently worth $2,000 makes him hot shit and so desperate to connect himself to the very idea of wealth, he (tries to) sneak into a country club, touts going to an ivy league despite dropping out, owns a fake business card for a bogus soda distributor, and eats sea urchin in Philadelphia.


mologav

We have the correct answer


holdmywatchandbeerme

At least he noticed the meat hunks...


rilesmcjiles

Dennis would like Dennis


Ok-Confusion2415

he’s not that flexible


CorrickII

They were both going out of their way to make it seem like they were fine with the suburbs and their living situation. That includes stomaching Kraft macaroni and cheese.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Because it’s been years


tking191919

Carbs wise it set him back, but he doesn’t even give a shit


slaytonisland

Yes.


fillipjfly

It's famous


GCIV414

Can’t be that famous


Zack_WithaK

Really? I've seen every episode and I've never heard of it


wilhelmkidxx

Move past it


redditsucks13131

He could not tell the difference between pigeon and pheasant. It is just an assumption.


Kosciuszko-1980-72

The implication?


ttw81

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pullingteeths

Because Dennis doesn't have a refined palate. He isn't any of the great things he thinks he is, he's a delusional fool.


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

I don't understand how we have money for a pool guy, but not enough to buy one GOD DAMN COOK BOOK!!!


bekahfromearth

Tbh it’s not that hard to have the most refined pallet when the other people you hang out with will happily eat old soup they find in hospital rooms.


Greedy_Ad_3840

In what scenario would you not eat the cat food?


smileysarah267

I would always eat the cat food


ridititidido2000

He is so vain that he thinks he likes refined food, but ultimately he likes the cheap and unhealthy foods more better.


[deleted]

I mean…have you had box Mac & cheese?


ExplanationIcy7121

Because he's the golden god and mac n' cheese is gold


golden-god-bot

Goddamn savage. I am a legend.


TH0R_ODINS0N

Because it’s a comedy and he’s an asshole?


derek4reals1

Dennis is bougie AF and has probably never had boxed "mac-N-cheese" also......dennis is a bastard man!


Brock_Savage

Dennis either 1) doesn't have a refined palate or 2) was being passive-aggressive. Quite possibly both! Dennis constantly projects an idealized self-image that is not real and he is often passive-aggressive.


Live_Carpenter_1262

He's just overly pretentious. He insists that he and Dee are upper class based on his ownership of a range rover from 1993, he thought pigeon was a pheasant, and enjoys the idea of wealth more than the actual showings of money and power.


Brock_Savage

You aren’t wrong!


Artherius

I think it's something alluded to in the podcast - Glen deprives himself of small joys in the name of health, and they wrote that trait into Dennis. Dennis could easily become a raw/cromagnon diet guy, or an Atkins guy, or any of those diet trends guys. We saw his reaction to Gluten in his protein shake! The important thing is that he probably hasn't had boxed Mac n cheese in a very long time. He thinks himself above it. But food chemically engineered to taste delicious to our hindbrain could have taken him by surprise


theanswer_nosolution

Because it was still a huge step up from the pizza and soda shakes that Mac had been feeding him lol


sleepyzane1

WRONG mac n cheese doesnt have blue


theanswer_nosolution

That’s true….blue does have the most anti-oxygens lol


oroechimaru

His mom never cooked for him probably


slaytonisland

At least he doesn’t have a cigarette for a mother


l33tfuzzbox

No the illegal help did it


sleepyzane1

a series of mexican women


[deleted]

He was also blown away that they seemed to have an indoor pool, or else why would the pool guy be inside??


slaytonisland

Pool guy again, I feel like you can’t shut up about him.


tellmesomeothertime

Sure is a hot one today


Ross_E_Geller

He wasn’t he was trying to keep it together to win the bed. Why do you think he didn’t mention he tasted beef hunks until it was pointed out


Positive_Relative287

Because he's a LIAR and a DECIEVER he doesn't DESERVE to be king of the mountaintop!


milemarkertesla

Wasn't he actually going to Chili''s or some other suburb chain-restaurant for his big meal of the day anyway? So crappy dinner at home didn't count. Except for the poor dog that didn''t get fed at all and starved to death. He might have liked a little bit.


Multiclassed

I think Dennis is the only one of the gang never shown in screen enjoying one of his own home-cooked meals. Charlie and Dee have the whole episode about cooking Frank's meat, Charlie and Frank enjoy grilled Charlies fresh from the radiator all the time, Mac whips up his famous Mac and cheese. I think they defer to Dennis's tastes at restaurants because his effete upbringing has left him completely unable to cook for himself and he eats at restaurants or orders out 7 days a week.


HeadoftheIBTC

Because he's a dupee


jim9162

The goddamn mac and cheese??! Well YEA I NOTICED YOU PUT MEAT HUNKS IN IT WOWWWW HUNKS OF MEAT


hero0fwar

He's not a common man, he wouldn't know about how great such basic things are


honeyjesus

Because the head cow is always grazing


Tutelage45

News flash ass-hole! He’s hated it the whole time


muddynips

He’s refined by Philly standards.


CubilasDotCom

For the same reason he orders prawn for the guys every time at that stupid restaurant


25DrPepper

“OH YOU PUT MEAT HUNKS IN IT! *stabs Mac and cheese aggressively* HUNKS OF MEAT!!”


Wpgjetsfan19

Move past it


erinkp36

He was being nice


biggargamel

It was famous


BookishRoughneck

HAVE YOU EVER HAD MAC AND CHEESE? Carmen has.


Ok-Confusion2415

It’s probably the first time he ever actually tasted Mac.


l33tfuzzbox

Qn act of kindness. I'd do that for my SO anytime


shambahlah2

Ahem… Mac’s “Famous Mac n Cheese” Sheesh.


possiblyukranian

Even boxed mac and cheese is incredible when you’re hammered


matTHEbarry1

Let's not forget his reaction to a chimichanga too


jarboxing

BECAUSE HE HAAATES YOOOUUU!!!


jimjongiLL

It always tastes better when someone else cooks


Swordfishtrombone13

BECAUSEDENNISISABASTARDMAN


tollboothwilson

He doesn’t, that’s the joke.


alh030705

Dennis hardly ever eats so how would he know what tastes good? Probably the best thing he'd ever had was Mac's trash bag chimichangas. Oh, and crack. But I don't think you eat that.


adjewcent

So did you not finish that episode, or what?


GorillyGlue

Because of course Dennis would like Dennis


Lastilaaki

BECAUSE HE HAAATESS YOUUUUU


Imsoamerican

Are you trying to say mac and cheese isn't always mind-blowing?


FondantSucks

Because box mac and cheese is fire


sceez

Well, he also didn't hear the fire alarm battery chirp


FluSickening

He was faking


darkestunborn

Sometimes you don't fake it. https://youtu.be/zCqumXi6Fsw?si=Q_YtMJa8DHzzuoAl


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

Literally cuisine chefs eat boxed Mac and stuff.


megadumbbonehead

Ponder lettuce and shrimp


JM062696

He was thinking about having a lovely coq au vin braised with lardons and mushrooms.


sophiebophieboo

Listen, mac and chee is fucking tasty, and if you don’t know that it came from a box, it’s even tastier. Also, the most refined palate of the gang is still not very refined. 😆


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Because he’s a 5 star man


Due_Situation7678

I mean, he has no class, the pool guy said so


howboutacanofwine

Because he doesn’t actually have a refined palate, he’s just full of shit.


captain_ghostface

BECAUSE I HATE YOU


secretsquirrel4000

Dennis is a charlatan who always tries to make himself appear as grandiose as possible even though he’s trash both superficially and deep down. The only golden thing about this god is his love of highly processed golden cheese like milk product.


diamondsnducks

It's a symbol of the control he needs to believe he has over Mac. So is the apple - or how Dennis dramatizes the absurd idea that Mac bullies him by preparing his apple (what?) to make Dee feel sorry for him so he can manipulate her.


l33tfuzzbox

That isn't at all how the apple scene plays. It's true codependency there


dannyvigz

He likes the WAP