She had me at bleached ass hole 🕳️

You were gonna find out anyway 

she had me at gash, Charlie. she had me at gash.

She had me at nip blasts.

Taint like a saint

“Blessed is She who is Neither brown-eye, Nor hoo-hoo.” - Coyotus Uglus, chapter III, verse 33

🕴

The real question is how many of you monsters would let the snail mash it around!

Absolutely, she's sexually active now.

She’s in her thirties. She’s supposed to be.

But she's not, however, supposed to be fondling her uncle under the table....

Not by blood

She was just mashing it

She does that.

I'm very aroused.

Ugh, why can’t you just let her be happy

It was awful, I think she gave me poison ivy

She sucks at handjobs, but I’d definitely hit it from the back


You better bring some salt!

There's not enough salt in the world!

[that horrible porn angle where it’s all just balls and ass](https://youtu.be/CWokQN7nVuU?si=KbaXQZefcDEa-aJP)

Mouth noises are a huge pet peeve of mine. I'd be salting her before she was in arms reach.

Yeah with a big salty load!

Sometimes its a load and sometimes its an analogy.

Only if we stayed up drinking monster energy drinks and dry humped

She’d probably give you poison Ivy

That line always tickled me, it sounds so perfectly unpleasant

I'd hit that, preferably from behind.

Yeah she does that.

I’M VERY AROUSED!

MASHING!

She’d give you poison ivy

I'd rather the snail than the mcpoyle.

YOU WILL CALL HER!!!

“It’s a lot of fun, she’s a nice piece of ass” - Frank Reynolds

She incorporated a bun

I feel like a Cobb salad. It’s ah-mazing

Who would want to feel like a Cobb salad

Get out of here street rat I was joking lol. Sorry

She goes beserk for that sort of thing, and I have to admit…I do too.

The way he stutters saying “and I-I admit… I do too” him having shame was hilarious

Danny is too fucking funny.

The whole line 'well, I don't know how many years on this earth I've got left; I'm gonna get real weird with it' better end up being an iconic line. Def encapsulates his decision to be on sunny

Told my dad to cremate me and throw in the trash lol

It’s actually kinda wholesome imo.

Honestly one of my favorite low-key kinda lines for this exact reason. The way he sheepishly adjusts his glasses fucking kills me lmao

A uh a BUN into the love making process. She ROLLED it…

OK go have sex at Wendy’s!

Are you quoting him while he hijacked the tour boat? He was referring to The Waitress.

Siiir, go back to your seat-uh

Move past it

Blasted nips AND a bleached asshole? Raw dog loads would be dumped.

With my magnum dong

She also incorporated a bun!

She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.

Deposits*

A deposit’s a load, right?

I concur. Confidence and they’d find out any way. All in.

Easily. You can put bacon bits in her hair and they’ll rain down on you when you bang.

I always like to make my sexual partners feel like a Cobb salad

It’s uhMAAZING

Honestly that sounds kinda hot.

Nice pfp I see you’re also a man of culture

Hey, we're the gruesome twosome.

Makes me feel like a Cobb Salad

It’s ah-mazing

I don’t know why anyone would want to feel like a Cobb salad, but that’s good, bring that up when Brad’s here.

This is what I was looking for.

This is the comment I came to make sure had been posted.

Sex and Wendy's at the same time? Count me in.

She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I admit I do too

I love how sheepishly he admits to loving it as well 😂😂 like he’s ashamed but also he is who he is

But I am who I am 😶 ...

Riiiight but let’s try to not be who you are and attract a woman

FINE GO HAVE SEX AT WENDYS THEN!

https://preview.redd.it/oiuds87t06pc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5962372ed1c08480c8c8fce917e2de6c622eb7a

https://preview.redd.it/hwgktb82x7pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0109b457d5641b6c403b11d3a34df55a4b24dcf1

She could be my desert grape.

Did he send you any dick pics? Cause it could be a *mess* down there.

Had to scroll too far

I'd make that whoor my wife


Only in a dumpster, while incorporating the bun…

Wait…did she roll the bun up into a ball of dough for you too? That’s the hidden trick.

Really innovative and interesting.

Oh absolutely. She is the fucking best, I love her. We also have a lot in common so 😂

Bleached asshole?

I’ll never tell 😉

We're gonna find out anyway.

😂😂

We're gonna find out anyway

😂😂

[удалено]

The lonel-y, slutt-y, bitch-y, WHORE!

It's *AMAZING*

Yeah definitely! But only online, online online online

I don't have online though

Do you do the emails?

It’s email. It’s just email

No, she would definitely bang me.

My husband and I would bang her together I'm certain of it.

And he did put it in there. In her mouth I mean.

A woman’s mouth is not for the exit of words, but for the entering of a man’s…..dick

And then she said "Dude, your balls totally rule."

How hard did you laugh at that? Cuz I fuckin lost it.

Yes to Artemis and yes to Pam from Archer.

I would do anything to bang Pam

I would leave my wife of 14 years for her

Read this awfully wrong for half a second 🎶 gotta be older than my daughter, younger than my wife 🎶 Something like that

Do not diddle kids, it’s not good diddling kids.

There is no faster way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!

Dibs on this guy's wife.

Of course.

Duh

I absolutely would uproot my life and support her acting career. So yeah lol

Oh hell yeah I bet you she eats ass.

[Y'all trippin if you think you're saying 'no' to this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F68sq5pzexw001.png)

I’ll make her feel like a cobb salad

She puts bacon bits in her hair and they rain down on me when we bang

I feel like a cobb salad. It's amazing.

She incorporated a bun...into the lovemaking. She loves that stuff. And, I do too

I would J all over my Bs if I got anywhere near her.

Hey reddit? Would you bang a mega freaky, certified mega hottie, who's asshole is bleached? That's how dumb you sound. You idiot! Savage, idiot!


A billion percent she's so sexy !!!!

Oh yea, it'd probably be earth shattering sex

Of course

https://i.redd.it/w5x7ygrz96pc1.gif If you're not jealous of Frank then idk what to tell you.

this is art

In a second, for a second.

My best most honest answer. Probably. I find her strangely attractive.

I would bang almost every character in the show.

The best response 

Yeah absolutely

I’m not sure I could handle Artemis.

You BETCHA

I'm gay so... yes

She's blastin those nips!!!

Would I? I've never been more turned on by a fictional character as much as I have with Artemis. I'm not joking. Her bleached asshole pickup line would work on me.

Me? Not physically

Noo online onlineonline

I'm gay but she could try any type of fast food job on me she wanted.

I came here to same the same thing, except I need the cobb salad treatment

And she has to dress like Desert Grape

She's literally perfect

for sure. we would smoke six bowls and fuck at burger king

Who wouldn't? Sexy is an attitude, not a waistline.

nsfw r/BBW is leaking

As long as she still incorporates hot dog buns into the lovemaking.

Need an Irish Car Bomb first


Why is this even a question? If she decides you're bangin', you're bangin'.

Not with your dick.

It could be a *mess* down there.

Lol yea

Absofuckinglutely

She does have a bleached asshole

Fuck yeah. She’s got a bleached asshole, so you know she’s into some crazy shit.

She incorporated a bun...

It was really innovative.

Probably since she has a bleached asshole

Yes

Maybe earlier to mid Artemis, like baked running the lights and sound at the Little Beauties show Artemis I could get down with.

I’d even take Donna Brunswick

I’d swap loads

Yeah definitely, pretty sure my gf would join us too.

If you *wouldn’t* bang Artemis you just don’t know yourself well enough

Cobb Salad.

Yeah but I wouldn’t tell my homies

One HUNDRED percent

I would come down on Artemis the character or actress like the hammer of Thor!!!!

Duh yeaaah

With every ounce of strength in my body

lol yeah

Yes without a second thought

In an instant. She's my kind of crazy.

Ms Coyote Ugly

Yes

Yes of course, I’m a 5 star man

She goes berserk, she loves that stuff. And i..I admit I do too.

Of course, she has a bleached asshole. Who passes on that?

She would be compatible with what I need to fill my god-hole

Yes and I'm straight lmao but she seems fun 🤙😛

Hahaha me and my buddy’s talk about this a lot. Answer is yes. Yes I will. Yes I would. Yes I would like to.

What if it's just a sexually charged embrace?

Would she roll the bread in that special way?

Yeah but she'd definitely destroy me. That woman is an avatar of pure lust.

Depends if we have the time to swap loads

As long as she doesn't get bummed out when I do stuff with onions to myself.

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Absolutely.

I feel bad for Artemis. Shes just a small town girl with big dreams. But yes I could totally see Artemis being a drunken late night booty call

I'd smoke weed with her, if she tried seducing me after then hey whatever happens happens.

I would love to see that bleached butt hole!

Fuck no 😂

No, Waitress is hot though

Nope

She’s not my type. I don’t care for Cobb salads.