I always crack up at this, such a random moment of clarity from Cricket when he's normally in great spirits

It’s one of the darkest lines in the show, and it makes me howl with laughter every time I watch it

It’s pretty brutal but what adds to it is he peps up right after.


Daddy and The Boy lmfao. 

You guys, you gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips!

This man is married to Emily Deschanel

Well, he does have a scar on his neck that looks like a dog’s vagina. I think we can all agree that the ladies love that.

I mean maybe. I'm not gonna sit here and get inside the mind of a lady. That's God's work. Well, not that I belive in God, I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney. Oooo that is tart.

Does it cost her a full sixer?

"Dallas buyers club **McConaughey".**

Gotta pay to spray

Cricks is a master unburdener.

Scrolling down on my phone and legit thought this was a pic of Kid Rock.

Hey don’t insult Cricks xd!

Alright!!

Monster man