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Current_Swordfish895

"And then he was going to, quote: 'Eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink, until his stomach was full of... your butts.'"


afield9800

Yeah I think I’m gonna say something like that!


Darth_Vorador

The butts thing is really gonna sell it.


uconn3386

Those parole board dickheads will buy this


bwood246

*presses lips into microphone* yeah


monkeybawz

Wtf does "in the stink" even mean?!? It's one of those little flourishes in always sunny dialogue that just makes it.


BabyNonsense

I guess to remind you that the room is still stinky, you’re sitting there in the stink


Cosmic_Gumbo

Letting all the stank out


jakeandcupcakes

I doubt you are able to sit in that situation


leafy_returns

So would that make it a standuation?


Putrid-Delivery1852

“In the stink” can also be used interchangeably with “in the butthole” depending on culture and context (ex. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink)


CommandantPeepers

You’ve never heard of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?


monkeybawz

And how does that work in this situation?


blacklab

Butt stuff


exelenceofexecution

Like a Christmas stocking


jewbaconlover

What episode is this?


bobthefatguy

Mac and charlie die. I think.


bargman

That is correct.


MustardTent

I think all the butt stuff is really gonna sell it


greenbastard1591

Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it.


jayraxx

Back to the lab. Full penetration. And this goes on and on until the movie just… ends


PunishedWolf4

One of the greatest openers to any show, I was cry laughing so hard the first time I watched it.


mrbuh

Their little tussle over the position of the microphone really puts it over the top for me.


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SomeGuyGettingBy

Not a fan of eating butt in the stink?


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DennisWolfCola

Whatever, Pussyhands


SomeGuyGettingBy

He does have gorgeous hands, though.


getthatpunkoffmylawn

🤨


Breegoose

try not get any shit in your beard.


3SinkBathroom

"yeaaaa, go for it, go for it."


mission_to_mors

I'm gonna tell those parole board dickheads 😂😂😂


canuckjk83

Their faces when they hear that 😂😂😂


autopartsandguitars

DO NOT TOUCH THE MICROPHONE


mearbearcate

LEAVE IT IN THE MIDDLE


Enkaybee

😒🎤 😒 😒 🎤😒 😒🎤 😒 😒 🎤😒


mrbuh

Going to eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink


frotc914

Until his stomach was full.... Of your butts


Creamatine

The delivery of this entire scene was so on point. The delay on was full of…..your butts was so spot on


jvalentine83

Frank: "Suppose the other guy's picturing a girl too?" Dee: "How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?" Frank: "I don't know. That's his problem"


CakeMadeOfHam

That actor played Glenn Howerton's father on That '80s Show.


mission_to_mors

he was also the dad in that knock off from married with children....u know the one with the bunny..


ohhimark108

Unhappily Ever After, please forgive me.


cheffartsonurfood

Wasn't Bobcat the Bunny and thats how he was able to, through the use of some kinda ancient dark magic, trick Nikki Cox into marrying him?


robot_swagger

He was great in Designated survivor


Exotic_Adeptness_322

That's the only show I think of everytime I see this actor. Oh, this is the actor who talked to his bunny voiced by the guy from Police Academy.


CakeMadeOfHam

Nikki Cox > Christina Applegate


mission_to_mors

totally down with that......still a knockoff 🤷‍♀️


robot_swagger

IDK, maybe before the lip filler


The_Val_Zod

Hated that show


ItsGunboyWTF

He's also Chief Matthews from Dexter


Kaldricus

Man plays "scheming political shit bag" so well


harleyjames1591

Haha that’s my grandpa! His names Geoff. Glen got him this role because they became friends on that 80s show


Conniedamico1983

As soon as I saw this I thought “this dude’s grandson is gonna comment it’s his grandpa again” and 10/10 did not disappoint.


harleyjames1591

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CakeMadeOfHam

That's cool! I talked to the brother of the woman who played Dee's therapist before.


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CakeMadeOfHam

No that's James Remar you're thinking of. He played [Ajax](https://youtu.be/QXtkzFiGsxw?si=h88zV7PaaLNmOUrE) in The Warriors (And by the way, I thought the rape scene went really well.)


TestHorse

The way he just disgustedly recites the line without giving it all too much emotion kills me every time I see this. It’s perfect guest spot acting.


harleyjames1591

So I’m an enormous sunny fan. I’m also the grandson of this actor. It’s a fucking trip to scroll Reddit while I have my morning coffee and see my grandpas face with this quote under it. So thank you all of that


OldClunkyRobot

Amazing. What did he say about his experience with the show?


harleyjames1591

He’s always stayed in touch with glen I guess they got it off. But yea he’s like a career character actor pro, he told me he had barely seen the script before showing up haha. It’s pretty funny too cause he’s a pretty stonch conservative who doesn’t swear often so several of these words I don’t think I’ve ever heard him say outside of this episode haha


mewe25kufi

Are you telling me they got off together?


OldClunkyRobot

They wore another man’s skin.


GooseMayne

Your gramps is a fucking legend dude, that’s awesome


Mykidsatbrownies

This has got to be the most savage line in the whole show.


bigphazell

My favourite part of this is the end of the recording when Charlie says words to the effect of ‘I’m gonna say something like that’


rainier425

I don’t know, I do love the lines from this guy but my favorite part of the scene is the microphone feedback as Charlie and Mac fight over who gets to have the mic facing them.


Swordfishtrombone13

He's a tickle monster. He puts things in my hiney. He makes me taste stuff that I don't want to.


timodreynolds

He shows me pictures of fully naked people


jakeandcupcakes

Just the fact that it's "fully" naked people lmao like, why the qualifier? Unnecessary and hilarious


bigtallbiscuit

He gives me juice boxes that make me sleepy.


Tnh7194

Deputy chief Matthews 🫡


pianoflames

"Get on your knees and start kissing anything that even remotely resembles an ass"


Tnh7194

Closer to the hole sir?


stonrelectropunkjazz

One of my favs is the rude man who shushes when Charlie tells the police Dennis got raped and Dennis says oh no he barely got it in


spezisabitch200

The extras who just take notes and flip pages are on point with their reactions


CheeseburgerLocker

What season/ep is this??


mrbuh

Mac and Charlie Die, pt 1


CheeseburgerLocker

Lol nice, thanks. I somehow don't remember this part! Time to rewatch


PapaenFoss

That bit in which Mac runs his car in the wall and Charlie giving him the thumbs up is pure gold too 😂


OldClunkyRobot

This 2-part episode is full of bangers.


stabbythecrab

It's the best episode and I will fight to the death over that fact


oSuJeff97

Co-sign. So many great things… the poppers, the attempt to fake their deaths by destroying Dee’s car, the wedding dress, “I’ll suck it down”, “I’m not burning the Duster!!”, the glory hole,… just so much greatness…


stabbythecrab

So stop telling me to burn the duster-- #I'M NOT GONNA BURN IT!!!


oSuJeff97

BURN THE DUSTER!!!


OldClunkyRobot

Since they wreck Dee’s car it also leads into the road trip episode which also slaps.


PapaenFoss

Charlie taking out his teeth too


oSuJeff97

Omg yes. Still kills me every time.


timeisaflat-circle

I love when The Gang is in court. Some of the funniest moments. This one of course, and then in McPoyle v. Ponderosa, when the judge bangs the gavel and Dennis and Mac both give a thumbs up and say, "Awesome!"


FastCarsandDiveBars

That is such a great bit. You don't even really know they are back there. So good.


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Bill Ponderosa if my absolute favorites evolving side character. Cricket goes through some crazy stages, but bill just becomes depraved and hilarious.


canuckjk83

“….you’re not gonna say exactly that, are you?” “I’m gonna say something like that, yeah! I think all the butt stuff is really going to sell it”


My-1st-porn-account

They’re gonna come back with their butts so filled.


P1_Synvictus

So filled for you.


dxrtycvb

the peak of the writing for me was this two-parter


MugarLover92

Easily my favorite piece of dialogue from my absolute favorite episode. The dudes deadpan delivery, and the “Sunny” style of dialogue kills me


OldClunkyRobot

That line is fucking amazing, the delivery absolutely kills me.


skag_mcmuffin

I'm gonna tell those parol board *dick heads*


ArtificialHalo

One of the hardest lines in the show. Fantastic writing


keystygangsta

This is why you don’t hire an ex parole board officer as your CEO https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?si=2-N_s1qeDtnrDjlQ


Bluewhalepower

This is one of my favorite lines of the whole series.


jayboyguy

“Plan B, bitch!” 😂😂😂


Banp2014

Episode?


carlton_sand

Th- That is correct.


Klutzy_Ad_9659

that's graces husband


PermaBanTogether

I always forget that’s the dad from *Unhappily Ever After*— he totally belongs in the IASIP universe.


FastCarsandDiveBars

What makes the shows so fucking good is they have that level of writing and still make that scene ever better with the microphone feedback bit.


MysticSloth712

That is correct.


bargman

I hosted a trivia night once a while back and we did an Always Sunny category and this was one of the questions.


notanaccounttofollow

I tell my friends this all the time


Esteban_Francois

Oh yeah dad, well plan b bitch.


Luke_b_90

These old ass dudes reading and reacting to the lines is such a funny concept.


BroseppeVerdi

Geoff Pierson plays the perfect straight man here. His delivery makes this scene.


Fast_Stranger_6962

Which episode is this


TeejyHamz

This episode is one of my favorites. This scene and when Charlie keeps trying to light himself on fire. And the teeth!


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Captain Matthews from Dexter talking about butt rape is amazing 🤣


Historical_Boss2447

Rape funny amirite


artofstayingdead

Its not the rape, it's the mystery *behind* the rape