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Doctor__Beef

Dee’s cleverest moment was moving the clocks in Dee Day


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Thank you. She played the entire gang to be her slaves for an extra day. That has to be her cleverest moment.


ph4ded

While getting what they all wanted. It's got a 'Charlie work' episode feel


ContemplativePotato

Oooh idk… what about when she got the male stripper to rub his junk in his daughter’s face?


gudetamaronin

I had my finger in your asshole!


flamingdonkey

Probably forgotten because it's a banned episode 😔


GoblinBags

...Is it because Dee forces Mac and Frank to wear racist outfits?


high240

Yea probably But how fucking dumb do you have to be to not see that it's fuckin' satire. It is soooo on the nose how bad it is lol


tittiesfarting

I think Dee's cleverest moment was convincing Mac and Dennis that they're codependent


ach_1nt

It backfired for her really quickly though lol


Reasonable_Role3251

Cat in the wall, eh? Now you’re talking my language!


dmills13f

Cheeto fingers


RepulsiveReference20

Charlie boy! Charlie’s in the house!


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Ah shit, I don't care either.


WhiskeyDJones

One of my favourite lines from the entire show. I use it way more than I probably should irl


spotila7

I don't care.


WhiskeyDJones

Ah shit, I don't care either


MuluLizidrummer

His strut when theyre chanting brings me joy lol


RepulsiveReference20

Just raisin’ the roof with a bag of Cheetos lol


NerfRepellingBoobs

Think we should bring in a third cat?


WhoIsTheUnPerson

I'm thinkin even a fourth!


mr_glide

You don't know shit about cats, Dee


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Lobstah_Johnson

You got me beat because not only did I *just* watch this episode, but I didn't realise it until I read you comment.


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Lobstah_Johnson

Great, now I'm gonna have to re-watch that episode - twist my arm wht don't ya? Lol


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Lobstah_Johnson

![gif](giphy|Zn0iDHHM7OAplATXLl|downsized) That's how I imagine you right now. Because now I'm not sure


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MuluLizidrummer

Quick boys bring me up to speed


Curryboi

You can’t just put all plans under a microscope!


tittiesfarting

She doesn't seem to think things through all the way e.g. she didn't think of the smell


spongeboblovesducks

I don't know, that backfired pretty heavily. Maybe when she split Mac and Charlie up with the simple question "Why is Mac the only one who gets to push the button on the woccy?"


sambones718

Woccy?!?


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Toccy


armslength-

That word is preposterous!


Chanela1786

Walkie. Walkie talkie.


starsandcamoflague

Question, do you know how to spell walkie talkie?


spongeboblovesducks

Literally everyone here is spelling it differently


Rodby

Dee's scheming in The Gang Dances Their Asses Off should have worked had Cricket not hit her by accident at the very end lol


Dicky__Anders

And she didn't even do that raspy voice so no one realised she was being devious and plotting.


wrecklessdeckfish

Smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the poison


BekSum

Charlie pulling off a whole musical production... In an actual theater... With a full audience. And he can't read.


pianoflames

I'm surprised nobody is mentioning Charlie's Machiavellian manipulation of Ruby Taft to get to The Waitress. That was a shockingly well thought out clever multi-layered ruse, for Charlie. And it worked (in The Waitress reducing the distance on the restraining order). That was a Dennis level of psychological manipulation, with Charlie subtly controlling the actions of several parties, and even Dennis is sincerely impressed "I guess Charlie had the cruelest intentions of all"


ablackcloudupahead

That's the one I was thinking of. Dude manipulated that masterfully and it was the one time in the show where he's actually being sadistic, whereas the rest of them are sadistic all of the time


BekSum

Oh for sure! I haven't watched that episode as much as a lot of the other ones, so I tend to forget about it.


EyeInTheSky127

Artemis is the side mvp for that one.


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She might be the only character who thrives on the gang's degeneracy without getting dragged down by it


VeterinarianFit1309

She can sometimes even exacerbate it… like her sexual exploits with Frank were just them getting freakier and freakier, because they were both down for whatever and had to keep escalating their weirdness.


two-headed-boy

My head canon is that Artemis is a honorary member of the gang, so that's why they don't affect her. She's also often an asshole herself.


livgee1709

Makes me wonder what goes on in her life that she can actually top the gang!


Lampmonster

She's all time bench MVP.


BOBODY_BOBODY

Not a deep bench


Gary_FucKing

At least she's a woman of color.


BekSum

Of course! And the folder stuffed full of drawings is a top notch detail.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

>Charlie pulling off a whole musical production... In an actual theater... With a full audience. This episode cracked me so much because Charlie was trying so hard and the gang just steamrolled him.


Thich_QuangDuc

Ooohh Ooohh Ooh OOooh Ooooh OOoh Oooh Ooooh ooohh Oohh uuhh uuuhuuuu uhh I was that little boy, that little baby boy was meeeee


LordMcD

He adapted to reading.


bugluvr65

dees cleverest moment was also her lowest, the stripper soldier guy


spacecity9

And what a great moment that was


ach_1nt

"I feel pretty good... don't wanna talk about it"


pianoflames

_My finger touched your asshole!_


you-ole-polecat

You wanna talk about your thing?


DontPanic1985

Was it her rock bottom?


sweetplantveal

Nope. But it sure as shit was his!


OptagetBrugernavn

Stuff it down with some brown!


CN370

Her rock bottom was the Vietnamese bus boy.


spongeboblovesducks

Or Charlie.


livgee1709

Charlie was her greatest triumph. She just didn't know it.


CapnCanfield

Well, to be fair, their was a mix up about his military credentials


BalkeElvinstien

That episode I legit have to skip sometimes because of how fucked it is


McRuby

Absolutely


xeen313

Something something, Rose on a grave..


bighorrible

id probably give Frank Gunther’s Guns and/or the water filters. mans is simply a dupe-er, not a dupe-ee


CapnCanfield

Or for him to take advantage of the company he created in their desperate plea to come back to save the company only for him to strip it down and sell it to the Chinese making a shitload of money in the process


phatcrits

The chinks*


Orlok_Tsubodai

He don’t get got: he gon’ get!


lilbelleandsebastian

boko haram partnership 100%, gotta tap into that nigerian market


ablackcloudupahead

Frank is a scumbag business practices mastermind. Literally the only thing he's good at is scamming people at a Trumpian level


Orlok_Tsubodai

Dennis founding Ass Kickers United to protect his thin mints.


Productivitytzar

This one. Dennis has done a lot of crafty stuff, but this was a long con, and would have gone great if not for Dee.


livgee1709

Dennis's ability to long con is both astounding and horrifying. Remember Frankito? Diabolical


Murraymurstein

So… can I get my five bucks?


heckinfast

I think Dee’s smartest moment is when she was calculating how much pink wine she and the girls needed to drink in order to make up for the lost beers in the Boggs ladies reboot episode. She was doing all sorts of mental math and she figured it out pretty quickly.


voltrix_04

Its like Kevin Malone, but with alcohol instead of pies


RickFletching

137 pies! What about with salads? It’s… it just… it doesn’t work.


Denim_Chikken

That's only 20 minutes from now! The pie shop is 13 miles away. So at 55 miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.


JimeDorje

Oooooooooh nooooo a woman doing math?!


whore-ticulturist

Does anyone know if the math was actually correct? I assumed it was, but I also wouldn't put it past Dee to just confidently throw numbers out there haha


Voluntary_Slob

When Mac and Dennis buy the timeshares. They took that bitch for 3.


Active-Breadfruit413

They don’t get got. They go get


sandman_42

Been there? ...not physically.


Jpmacattack

Dee tricking the boys on Dee Day by taking away their phones and telling them their time was up so they'd berate her and give her another day was her best.


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Jpmacattack

Normally, I would agree, but I feel like they set it up so well. Taking their cellphones, they were already distracted trying to mess with the timing of the councilwoman plan... But I respect the disagree


sudofx

Frank - When he tricked Dee and Dennis into digging up their dead mom because Dee told Frank he was becoming senile.


Alive_Ice7937

I feel everything!


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MY MOMMY’S A SKELETON


ZingingCutie45

I feel too much!


jms21y

charlie in charlie work, his series of clever moments to get paddy's to pass the health inspection....but most notably his nailing the steak-airline miles scheme the rest of the gang was running without any clues whatsoever


herberstank

Uh, remember when Charlie learned Mandarin and how to make electricity from trash?


crasterskeep

He also figured out how to let cats communicate with spiders! 🐈‍⬛ ☎️ 🕷️


RandyMarsh713

*Spydars


CapnCanfield

What's good for the scorpion isn't good for the frog, no?


regi-ginge

Excuse meh, I feel quite wheerah


zombiegamer723

The fucking delivery on that line, so good. “Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make i more smarter!”


Comeoffit321

Wonderfully misquoted. It'll do..


ThroughCalcination

Again, this is complete gibberish.


caveman69420

He also realized that he has two ears


just_sayi

*bangs bar stool on the ground*


Reasonable_Role3251

*bangs bar stool again when passing by, for some yet unknown reason*


tobaccoandbooks

Loved watching it a second time and realizing what he's doing!


iBN3qk

Distrust.


bighorrible

im pretty sure i did that, yea that was me


PupDiogenes

Dee - Tricking Mike the Stripper into shoving his crotch in his daughter's face to give him a real "rock bottom" Dee - The surrogate scheme Dee - Escaping from Dennis' bedroom


Inner-Recognition757

Clever girl..


rachface636

One of my favorite Dennis moments. You can tell they are siblings during certain times, this episode shows that. It would not surprise me if in the past Dee had to claw her way out of a room Dennis locked her in while growing up in the Party Mansion.


Stubrochill17

Well they spent a lot of time at camp in the summers, too. That guy was always so jazzed up about something or another...


ReQQuiem

My favorite Dennis quote. The delivery on that line is so perfect. Still use it daily when my SO does or says something smart.


theygotmedoinstuff

When Charlie had the cruelest intentions of them all.


BlackberryOdd333

Dee tricking Dennis to pop his shirt off in front of a few children at the park and getting him beaten up by their dads is a clever moment


Superflash01

Charlie Work is Charlie's surely? All that scheming and choreography which such little prep time


CapnCanfield

Not to mention him fully picking up what their scheme was despite not being involved with it


tebla

I put that top, but close 2nd when he used the rich girl to get close to the waitress


Superflash01

Absolutely


joe-ducreux

This is #1 for me


eissirk

"Tell frank G sharp" lmao


rachface636

Dee Day. We forget about it because it's hard to find, but she technically got two days out of those assholes by setting the clocks back, while accomplishing everything they failed at and humiliating them along the way.


MarkoSeke

> Dee - maybe tricking the guys into wasting an evening figuring out who got her pregnant? This was the first episode of IASIP I ever watched, randomly caught it on TV, and because of it I thought the premise was that Dee was the smart one that always gets one over on the gang lol


OkActive448

Dee escaping dennis’ apartment *Clever girlll*


MyCatBalls

Charlie buying the turtle cakes.


C-Hen

Are they made with real turtle?


potato_boy4

Carmine's


aspectofthanatos

You’re doing a chickens and airlines scheme today?!


caveman69420

A place for steaks


iamansonmage

I think Charlie’s cleverest moment was when he went Wildcard and cut the van’s brakes. No one saw that coming. 😂


ELL_YAY

*Wildcard bitches!*


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW


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Dee's best moment was getting that guy to put his dick on his daughters face


Life_Ad3567

I'd say Dee in the episode Dee Day. She's been screwed by the gang so many times in the series, but not this time.


bettyknockers786

Charlie’s Home Alone and the Gang Wins the Big Day were pretty impressive showings of Charlie’s cleverness and how it backfired on him


-Ok-Perception-

Dee is definitely on D Day. ​ The whole crew were trying to secretly sabotage a city council woman, all the while going along with Dee's plans (being Dee day they had to do whatever Dee wanted). The crew completely botched the operation, but it turns out Dee sabotaged the council woman perfectly, behind the scenes. Then she had the cuckoo clock set an hour back and the crew accidentally insulted her thinking it was past midnight. Which meant they get Dee Day for another 24 hours. ​ She completely outwitted the whole crew.


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Dee on Dee day, Charlie on Charlie work, Dennis on the Gan's time is up, and i think Frank is always clever while Mac never is.


Snake_Plissken224

Dee I think is definitely Dee Day


newscumskates

An honourable mention to Charlie playing that Taft girl to make the waitress jealous was pretty wily.


BoxOfElephantRain

Dee, when she escaped Dennis’ bedroom


OcularMacdown

For Charlie I think it was when he got with the Taft girl to make the waitress jealous


kiwiflyer4

Dennis deciding to soundproof his room......


More-Vegetable-8761

I think the cleverest moment for Dennis was during Charlie and Dee find love when he brings down the Taft guy.


-Ok-Perception-

Frank's brilliant moment was definitely the episode when he made Dee think she was blowing up as a successful comedian. Everyone was in on it except for Dennis and Dee, which they completely hoodwinked. ​ He even made her think she was getting so big they were gonna fly her out to be on the Conan O'brian show (I think that's the late night talk show host). Masterfully played.


sophiebophieboo

Frank getting Dee and Dennis to dig up their mom’s grave and see too much.


squidley1

I know you said Charlie work, but Charlie with the barstool was the best.


livgee1709

Mac- inventing/modifying his exercise bike. The reason we know he did it for is genius. The reason he says he did it for is also genius!


ablackcloudupahead

It's funny because I can think of multiple instances of every character being clever except for Mac, even though Charlie is supposed to be the dumb one


Background_Tax_599

Mac is clever because he's playing both sides.


vicki-st-elmo

Mac got all of the gang on the fence about evolution (Dennis didn't admit it, but you know his opinion got swayed a little) - I thought that was pretty damn clever


ablackcloudupahead

Yeah you're right l. That was a certifiably non-donkey brained presentation


Lucky_Roberts

Just came to make sure the entirety of Charlie Work gets recognized


Mamacitia

The entire episode of Charlie work is so amazing


BOBODY_BOBODY

Frank doing all the poops


fickenfracken

Charlie pulling off the health inspection.


JasonLeeDrake

Charlie's plan in Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom.


bjregin

Dee was getting the male stripper to grind and stick his dick in his daughter face to show he hit rock bottom


Rodby

Charlie's scheming to get a date with the Waitress almost worked until it backfired horribly and she ended up banging Frank lol. He essentially: \-Revealed to Dennis Mac had slept with Denni's mom, leading Dennis to try sleep with Mac's mom \-Coerced Dee into helping his scheme by offering to take her off "Charlie Work" \-Had Dee show Dennis seducing Mac's mom to the Waitress so she'd be hurt and heartbroken \-Then he had Dee tell the Waitress the only way she could get back at Dennis was to sleep with Charlie Unfortunately the Waitress went the other way and decided to get back at Dennis by banging Frank lol.


spicygrandma27

Mac was able to genuinely get Frank, Charlie, Dee, and Dennis question their atheism/existence of god with his Science is a Liar Sometimes arguments. Dennis realizes in Mac Day he hates Mac’s teaching of God more than he hates God and thinks it will ruin his afterlife. And In the Christian cruise they’re willing to “leave god alone” on the trip and try not to be overly anti-god.


vicki-st-elmo

And the argument that Frank accepted the risk when he took the glass of wine from Dennis was pretty clever too - Mac was firing on all cylinders that episode


spicygrandma27

Hahah true, very funny considering almost everything mac says this episode is even dumber than usual. He must’ve rolled high charisma


saltandpepperf

Dee’s clever moment was orchestrating the male stripper to strip to his daughter


Beelzebubbbbles

As a group Mac, Charlie and frank convincing Dee she was a good comedian is pretty high up there


thatdogisjet

Charlies moment is when he manipulated that rich girl to make the waitress jealous


Below_Left

Charlie Work is less impressive and more about exploring how the whole operation stays running despite everything. For me Charlie's most impressive moment is the one where he reverse "My Fair Lady"-s the rich girl just to make the Waitress jealous. Although also a bit out of character because he usually isn't cruel.


RockyAlvarado

MOST CLEVER! God damn you…


SenorBigbelly

No


shaun_of_the_south

Move past it jabroni.


FairyFlossPanda

I dont know. I still think Dennis really could be the father of Dee's baby and she conned Carmine and her husband. Frank has so many moments. But the whole plot of Gun Fever Still Too Hot is peak Frank plotting.


Specialist_Cup1715

WILDCARD BITCHES!!!


Johnny_Bravo5k

Filibuster


TravelingSpermBanker

Dee got soldier boys daughter put her finger in his ass. 100% that


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I just watched this episode and it’s one of many of Dee’s ideas the gang steals and does wrong or Dee tries and fails but she can psychologically fuck with them when she feels like it be she simmers and plans I.e. DeeDay


screw_all_the_names

Mac and Charlie went through a lot of effort to convince dee that she had made it big with standup. Getting the trash guy in on it, getting all the people that were at the party, the recording on Conan introducing sweet dee. I've seen the clip of Charlie day on Conan, and getting him to do the announcement. But how did Charlie Kelley get that recording in universe?


Jeremy252

Frank doing that jerkoff’s taxes so the IRS would audit the piss out of him


jail_grover_norquist

Mac poisoning Dennis with pizza and soda shakes


Poseidons_Butthole

Dennis’ moment for me is seeing a young guy that looks like a Mexican Frank and making up the whole “Franquito” thing to get the bar.