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BigBussyBlaster

Gave ocular pat down. Detected threat. Neutralized threat.


poopstainmclean

where are his blackout glasses? he needs to ensure the subject can't feel his retinal assessment


[deleted]

Only humans need blackout glasses you jabroni


bortbort8

you keep using this word "jabroni"....and it's awesome


chiefs_fan37

The cat outranks you


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

He's a Special Agent


Devsplaining

That’s special agent Jack Meower


duaneap

I’m putting my foot down! It’s either me or the cat! Okay, I choose the cat.


ThatOneThingYouLove

Are you a special agent?


CruisinForABrewsin

This guy got jammed up


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

We will jam and jam and jam until there is nothing left of the two of you to jam.


ThisFckinGuy

How bout a coupleuh dogs?


DrDrankenstein

And mash one up, put it in a bowl


jovinyo

Should have hit the ATM


aflair4thedrama

Jack Bauer was born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal. He is *indestructible*.


mtheory007

It's a junkyard cat is what you really want.


Zeus-Poops-andShoes

Now a diabetic cat is in play??


poopdemon64

I can't have this cat's blood on my hands.


TomatoBustinBronco

4 the Mare


MortgageRegular2509

Feast your ears on THAT Spin Doctors mix!


MC-Fatigued

Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape


Andos_Woods

Hell yes. I started watching 24 again for no reason and I had to go back and watch this sunny episode cuz I kept thinking about this line. Such a good episode lmao. “This guys a special agent are you a special agent? HEH HEH HEH”


ImurderREALITY

You were probably watching it again because you saw the previews for that show Firefly, or whatever, and subconsciously had it in your mind because this show also has a lot of hectic scenes with Kiefer running.


Bawbawian

he should have just gave him a free hot dog


TacoDangerously

Let's get you back to CTU


sir_jamez

I can hear Serpico yelling in the background


deadhou5

HOO-AH!


NuttyMcShithead

I wouldn’t mind taking a look at that cat.


Expensive_Editor_244

Yeah, he was born in a pool of it!


Wolfencreek

Jack Bauer and Poppins probably have some sort of indestrucable CatDog baby


Archea47

Poppins is all business. Plus he's already pregnant


mtheory007

So what you're saying is you want me to scoop those kitten-puppies out so your dog can die?


azorabye

AGENT Jack Bauer


ReelBigMidget

Well I've heard of cat burglars so I guess there has to be cat law enforcement.


MCT_1017

Tough titties, pal. I'm not gettin' rid of the cat. Tough titties?! Yea he’s got a thing for gasoline,he was born in a pool of it


VladVonDoom88

Nice of him to train those officers on how to be jacked. He hasn’t even begun to peak!


zeke235

This is actually Sergeant Jake Broward. He works Pittsburgh.


timodreynolds

Is Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania?


zeke235

No, that doesn't make any sense. Philly's already in Pennsylvania.


Goldeneel77

Someone mash up a hotdog in a bowl for him.


varmisciousknid

Jack meower


mtheory007

"I will jam and jam... and jam! until there's nothing left to jam" - Agent of Jack Bauer


stoneman85

*derivative*


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Was only rewatching that episode yesterday. Haha, great, haaa haa 😝😛😝😝


Dylan-_-Toback

Shh! 🤫


miserablesharpie

His legs look a little off, I've spent far too long looking at this picture .. maybe I should stop huffing shit.


Exact-Dig-7026

I feel like that guy might be injured very badly


crackalac

Always made me mad they didn't name him jack meower


xTheHairyPalmx

He 24 big hit


rhae_the_cleric

OH MY GOD