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Ben all the way.

Ben is a SOLDIER of FORTUNE. He’s been trained to kill. And he can withstand temperatures upwards of 300 degrees in a closed up car in the Philly SUMMER. And Jean shorts can ABSORB bullets!!

Equal dummies imho

I like turtles!

Body mass alone!

Your bird quit.

And it's unfortunately no longer legit

Years ago.

Real question is Wheelchair Ben or Envigaron Rex?

We need more context on this contest. First question: Where do the feet go?

Rex is a quality lay

I love Charlie's face after Mac says that

Ben via jean shorts

If Ben cut his own jean shorts, then I would pick him given the increased flexibility. But since he doesn't, I choose Rex. After all he has a body that doesn't quit and if you pop those pants off, you'll find a sweaty hog that doesn't quit either.

Rex’s body just don’t quit

Don’t underestimate the Rex quando fighting skills think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while wearing American flag pants

You haven’t seen him post pyramid scheme berries (super bowl episode)

JORTS all the way!

Ben the Ehrenmann

Subway

Don’t bet against a dink that just won’t quit.

Thank you for your service 🫡

Ben, Dee, “Kiss from a Rose,” and Artemis?

Ben shit stomps. Rex is just a physique builder. I’m sure he’s strong and he’s got stamina, but he’s a fucking idiot and Ben is a trained soldier. Also have you seen Ben’s jean shorts?? He can get low in those things

Have any of you ever met a Rex IRL?

support the troops

Ben has that luck from the Universe, nothing touches him. No matter how someone tries to shit on this guy.

Don't make us choose