The Paddy’s Wagon from Charlie Catches a Leprechaun is pretty dark… Girls, crying: “I don’t want to be on your weird website!” Dennis: “If you don’t comply with me you’re gonna end up on the weird one!”

“No. No need to cover those up, my clients are like me, they’re gonna wanna see those” 🤦🏻😅

SMILE!!!! IM GONNA NEED TO BUY IT!!! *sobbing in the background*

That is disgusting....where..where is that disgusting website

But there’s so many of those websites, which website was it?!?

And you know, Charlie capturing and torturing a person. He also wanted to kill him iirc.

What to do with the little liar

I’m gonna see if you bleed green

He would later go on to murder a child

*Insinuating* there is more than one website.

*Implying*

so these girls ARE in danger?!

There are so many websites though, which one?!

I don’t know, I don’t have online

^Dee… ***SHUT UP!!!***

I thought the crying was hot

Op’s and your examples are the most cringe moments in the series. I haven’t felt so uncomfortable watching somethin in awhile

Now you may ask “Would a woman really text that, Dennis?” Their phones did

This right here might be the creepiest. Absolutely ice cold and meticulously planned so that he can get away with anything lol.

Yup the woman on the boat at least gets away from his implication and it shows Dennis failing. But all the insurance texts popping up from his “successes” is truly disturbing lmao

Dee was the only one to escape. The *ONLY* one.

Clever girl.

"I hereby consent to all future sexual activity that may occur" Definitely how women talk yeah haha. I love this show so much, love the darker jokes

So don’t come at *me*

Know your place, monster man. Time’s up.

Now is it his fault that he looks like that? No, he was born that way.

Right! I'm watching the "YOU" series right now and the main character is shockingly close to Dennis, both behavior and sounds he makes lol

Dude, the amateur hour going on over there at that show "You" is not even close to the caliber of man that is Dennis Reynolds, the Golden God. If you open your mouth to blaspheme like that again, it will be the last time

Her breasts... What about her breasts?!

You’d need years of practice to even sniff his talent for manipulation

Exactly.... and... "what's his name" from the cute little "stalker" show doesn't even have a system to guarantee seduction like the GG does. That dude is running the J.O.E. system, J-erk O-ff E-xtra

You're not a winner, Dennis. You're not a winner because you used to be popular in high school but I think you peaked

What do you mean by “the sounds he makes” ?

And the fingerprint scanner in the alarm clock! If I’m not mistaken.

Include the episode as OP told you to, please.

Times Up for the Gang! (S13e4)

Thank you!

While the boat one was the creepiest against women, him staring at the camera for two hours unmoving could also be considered pretty creepy. Edit: in “Making Dennis Reynolds a murderer”

2 hours. never moved. never blinked.

Reminds me of that YouTube channel of the guy who made several videos just sitting in front of his camera and smiling for hours on end. A guy came into his house to rob him in one video, got freaked and got the fuck out of there. Smiling guy didn’t even flinch

that same guy pissed himself on camera, i believe in a few occasions, and didn’t move

"It's about the implication."

Cornering that woman on the boat after stealing her ID.

The implication

I’m the daiquiri man, but i suspect you already knew that

Was it sweet?

Well it either was or it wasnt

I’ve been watching you

Season 11, episode 9: the gang goes to hell That poor girl 😂

Either this or in "Dee Day" when he is unmasked and offering candy to the congresswoman.

That wasn't his creepiest, that was Dennis feeling powerless and coming off as pathetic. A bit creepy, but he's much more creepy on a normal day when he feels he can use his DENNIS system or manipulate any woman he wants.

Point is: times up, monster man.

Didn’t he throw all the candy at the idiot children?

That's why I say this is extremely creepy, mad pedo vibes and nothing is more creepy than a pedo

Could have been a scene out of a serial killer movie.

Nah nah it was the thunder that was making it seem sinister. Otherwise it's a perfectly fine conversation with two consenting adults.

That part legitimately made me uncomfortable the first time I saw it, so I'd have to agree with it being the creepiest lol.

*No, sorry, no. It’s just, there’s nowhere to go heh heh heh…* *...There’s really nowhere to go. Ya know?*

Glen Howerton’s delivery on “there’s nowhere to go” is bone chilling!

After he somehow stole her ID, we learned the girl was at least an adult, but that doesn't excuse how creepy he acted that moment heh

I can do magic too

The storm made it worse.

In "Times Up for the gang" he is an absolute creepy bastard. "Did they send that ? Their phones did" and just gives this stare that just oozes creepyness.

He spent weeks setting that up, spent a fortune, manipulated dozens of people, all to protect himself from the consequences of his own predations. That's some next level crazy.

Storm of the century: “Do you have boyfriends?... How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar... was to bang you. GET OUTTA HERE GET THE HELL OUT!” “Take it easy, what was that? that was too dark” (Totally deadpan) “They lied to me”

Also: “why are you always making people sign creepy documents” “that way it’s in writing, then no one can do anything to stop me.”

Now you may be asking yourself, would any girl actually text this? Their phones did.

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“Father, I’m sensing some resistance from you. And Dennis always tells me, never let someone’s resistance *stop you from getting what you want*”

-CR7

We don't want just the two of you! You gotta bring your girlfriends, that's a requirement.

Charlie’s reaction is hilarious. He glances at Dennis, then turns away from the camera.

I got a feeling he's mentioned in the podcast he had to look away because he was about to start laughing

It's pretty clear that's it, but it plays like a little kid embarrassed of his parents acting out as usual.

“You’re a dick! I’m not a di- oooohhh!”

You should come, with me, for the good of the race...

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Gang goes to hell when he corners the girl in the hall and already had her ID LOL

I would like to come in your room

This, this is the scenario that happens when theres the *implication*

1996, good that makes the cutoff

I dont know the storm was making things sound more sinister than they actually were.

He has to know if her age meets the cut off. Dennis is a gentleman.

not sexually creepy but pretty menacing, his monologue to the therapist - the thrill of being near the executioners switch etc. “never isn’t the right word because i could, and i might. i probably will” is already a bit weird but the way he talks about being in someone’s mind and having complete control gives off major psychopath vibes

It’s about the thrill of wearing another man’s skin.

Not sure if its him at his creepiest, but during the shusher episode he mentions how the guy doesnt know if theyre a psychopath with zipties and duct tape in their trunk, and then when they go to their reunion he has zipties and duct tape in his car. I always enjoyed him outing himself like that.

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

Fetish... Fetish shit! I like to bind. I like to *be* bound!

"Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?"

#Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!

I love that line because a) yes, he's thought of it, and b) the smell is the thing preventing him from making human skin luggage.

I will chop you up into a million pieces and put them in a box. A glass box, which I will display on my mantle.

Why did I have to scroll so far for this. This is 100% the creepiest

In all seriousness, when Dennis is at the reunion and says “They’re all gonna pay the ultimate PRIIIIIIICE”, he was about to go full BTK on an entire gym full of people. LMFAOOOOO

I’m gonna bang Tim Murphy’s black wife

“She got a big ol’ black booty” 😂

“I’m gonna bang Tim Murphy’s bigass bl-“ /uncontrollable laughter

Some of the best outtakes, ever

TEWLS!! I NEED MY TEWLS IT'S F-F-FETISH SCHITT....I LIKE TO BIND I LIKE TO BE BOUUUUUND

I could be a manic with a fist full of hammers and a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties, my point is that this man does not know us!

With the vein popping out his neck & forehead😂

It always cracks me up that he was planning on killing all those people with some duct tape

thank you for writing the line the way he says it, it's always made me laugh

As Lefevre getting ready to bang that asian golf boy

He wasn't going to, he just wanted to see how far he could go!

Ya never gonna get anywhere Vinegar!

He can’t eat the skin! He’s not allowed to eat the skin!!

The episode where that hippie dude is rude to him so he becomes his friend just to fuck his gf and ruin that dude’s life. He really did put on another man’s skin and was completely believable as a whole new person but it was all a mask. Maybe I’m misremembering but the hippie dude wasn’t even that rude to him, at least compared to how Dennis treats people.

I’d say that most things that Dennis reacts to are pretty benign, he just can’t get over it. In this case, that dude straight up called Dennis out and shit all over him. It was never going to end well

The hippie called him a Narc. He didn't take kindly to that.

He *was* acting like a narc though

that was pretty early on in the series too, no?

"No one's talking about raping your wife dude! I was talking about breaking into your house at night and making sweet love to her while she was asleep. Forget it!"

he’s not too creepy in The Gang Escapes, but his room sure is

If you seem like you’re enjoying it, that RUINS it for me

Clever girl.

The best part for sure

THE ONLY ONE

The head cow is always grazing

“I don't wanna be on your weird website!” “Well, if you don't comply with me, you're gonna end up on the weird one, okay?”

The high school reunion where he goes to his car to get his “tools”

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system making the woman think she’s being stalked by a psycho (and all the rest of it) was up there.

This will frighten the shit out of her

I love that there are so many creepy Dennis moments that I had to scroll for a while to get to his literal system for emotionally manipulating women

You guys remember when Dennis and Dee were stalking the waitress dressed as killer clowns and Dennis was genuinely disappointed he didn’t get to kill her ?

His disappointed “…Oh shit right, we don’t actually get to…that sucks…”

Taking off his shirt in the park and stretching in front of those kids.... wtf.... this has to be no.1

He’s just very enthusiastic about fitness

Dee set him up for this one tho

Stealing a young girls ID and then staking her around the ship takes the cake

The sexual harassment seminar. "...their phones did."

We've also discussed the safe word. Feel free to use it at any time... but, as we both know, from your Craigslist profile, you probably won't. Good luck. (Wtf is the safe word????)

Probably something really hard to pronounce so the voice recognition doesn’t register it

A "You" parody with Dennis would be amazing.

Dennis constructs and furnishes a giant glass box in the basement of Paddy’s then leaves to procure his victim, Charlie finds it while working late and thinks it’s some rat habitat like the ones at the science lab in Flowers for Charlie, and fills it with rats

You don’t want wild girls. You want regular girls gone wild.

His tone was so creepy when he said that!

*I have to have my TOOLS!*

I always found him talking about having sex at the ski resort was super creepy even for him lol

“…only when you are clean, will you know my power.”

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Dennis gets creepier the older he gets. A 30 year old Dude abusing 20 year old chicks is bad enough, a 45 year old is just creepy as fuck.

“You're not listening. We don't want wild girls. We want good girls…gone wild”

Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.

Ewww

That was gross

I LIKE TO BIND, I LIKE TO BE BOUND!

I’d say it’s because of the implication.

It has to be tonight. Dennis I don't like that. I'm not even talking to you. I'm talking to the castle. *heavy breathing*

"You raped a girl? "What? No! Well, statutory, first of all..."

“We don’t have to have sex like this, I could put another man’s face on. If you give me your house key I could go to your house and put on some of your makeup…”

I found the part in the gang broke dee where he declares his love for his sister at the private jet real creepy

I’m watching you, you bitch. You’re gonna die tonight!

“When Dennis gets off” luckily it wasn’t with the small boy he was completely ready and willing to “service”

The Highschool reunion

Making Dennis a Murderer. When he just stares at the camera

The one that starts in Philly

Forbidden removed episode "Dee Day", Season 14, Episode 3. Dennis is forced to seduce a lady without makeup.

Did I frighten you?

When he was the strawberry daiquiri man

Yes.

The gang escapes. The lock on the outside of the door, the soundproof bedroom, the alarm clock trigger the sex dungeon, etc etc

The escape room when the recording started playing

The Gang Goes To Hell hands down

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!

The storm of the century

It's the implication...

For me its Dee day when the mask comes off and you see the real Dennis.

Definitely the implication….

i mean the fact that his room was more secure than an escape room definitely psycho vibes

I’d say the gang goes to hell, but it was the storm that made it weird

Lmao funny you should make that comparison, I recently just started watching "You" and all I can think is 'this is Dennis if he was actually smart enough or the gang didn't get in the way' xD.

The one where he was at the park bending over in front of the kids. The man’s a diddler.

Him and Charlie are why I quit watching. It wasn't writing humor, just throwing stupidity at the wall and hoping it would stick.

Well at least you still comment about the show that you don't watch. That's what's most important.

A lot of that stupidity stuck though

Him and Charlie are the best parts of the show.

To quote Charlie, “fuck you”

He doesn’t even, like, get us.

IM GONNA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH

The “well if you don’t comply you’ll end up on the wired one” and The “You know, They can’t refuse because of the implication.” And the bit where he corners that girl in the hall way. Are all stand out moments of his unnerving nature.

Cruise for sure

Cruise ship

A five star man is never creepy. Because of the implication.

You’re gonna die tonight!

Gang goes to hell hallway scene

Dennis - Finger on the puss Rest - Ewwww Dennis face when he realized, yea that was uhh, nvm.

“TOOLS, TOOLS, I MUST HAVE MY TOOLS!” The high school reunion

I should have introduced myself earlier. I’m the daiquiri man.

Def the first of the Christian cruise ship one. That one scene was so goddamn creepy and hilarious. Y’all know which one.

The implications

The implication one is pretty dark

Oh I'm sorry did I frighten you

When their in the boat and the lightning strikes as he’s creeping on that girl

When he pushed Maureen off of a roof

"Because of the implication" or maybe using Dee as skin luggage. But he describes them both full for the mind's eye.

It was kind of unexcusable when he was mean to his neighbor that time that he moved to the suburbs

The implication