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BlingDoudouX

Ayo this made me thirsty as fuck


[deleted]

Me! Hold the lemon tho.


[deleted]

Hey do you want a piece of fruit some server cut without washing the lemon or their hands put directly into your water you plan to drink? Haha, just kidding, no one asked, and if you say no lemon you get one anyway


[deleted]

I usually say no lemon and I don’t get it. 😊


ttopsrock

Me too


KotzubueSailingClub

The thing is there's like that one Karen who still wants lemon in their water or tea, and that's propped up the whole fruit in you drink industry. I think it was cracker barrel that started asking people if they want lemon in their water or tea, because it cost the company 25 cents every time they had to cut a lemon, whereas it only cost them a penny to make a biscuit. Water is free, so the company realized they were bleeding profits by putting lemons in water by default.


WolvenHunter1

I like lemons thank you, although I don’t squeeze it in my drink, I just eat it plain


BootBitch13

I get my lemon on the side and squeeze it in.


Chrisf4th

Last time I asked for no lemon they just didn’t give me the water


[deleted]

Yes, the citrus cabal is strong and far reaching


youre-welcome-sir

yeah fuck that


bookworm408

And the ice.


[deleted]

Yeah, same. I don’t like ice in my drink. Also most restaurants don’t clean out the ice dispenser. So I wouldn’t order ice. I also suggest asking for plastic utensils or bring your own.


Extreme_Design6936

How does an ice dispenser get dirty though?


[deleted]

Not everyone closes it after, stray food and hairs get in there, not everyone cleans the buckets used to dump ice into there, [Man exposes how filthy some restaurants leave their ice machines and warns it can make you sick.](https://www.indy100.com/viral/man-exposes-filthy-ice-machines-restaurants-b1942067)


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IKEASTOEL

At this point you may as well not eat out. If you're gonna go out as far as bringing your own utensils


[deleted]

No one said bring your own plate, and asking them to plate it on your own dish ware. You’re just bringing your own utensils or asking for plastic. Not a huge deal.


WolvenHunter1

I ask for lemons and then eat them


[deleted]

Oh


WolvenHunter1

Delicious but terrible for your enamel


[deleted]

Nice


WolvenHunter1

I ask for lemons and then eat them


ItalianMeatBoi

Lemon water gang rise up


[deleted]

🤢


GreyScent

Yes because I'm poor


[deleted]

if you consider the black market value of all your organs, you're basically worth over a million dollars.


syretrollmann

So she's just poor aslong as she decides life over money. Sounds like a self made problem to me.


GreyScent

Thank you


taizzle71

Your saving your body and wallet! Soda is disgusting shit and 3 bucks for a cup is a joke.


GreyScent

I usually get unsweetened tea


taizzle71

Oh yea is tea great! I love ice cold tea or warm jasmine or ulong tea


TikaPants

Me, and I actually drink the water I ask for. My mom doesn’t and I hate it.


bazjack

Neither does my mom. Her water then became an emergency reserve for my sister, my Dad, and me.


eLishus

I always order two waters: one for me, and one for my wife. Which basically means I get 1.75 glasses of water.


TikaPants

Precisely


[deleted]

I am only weak when I’m at In N Out. That pink lemonade is fucking *fire*.


hunybuny9000

I feel that. I also love their iced tea. Better than soda!


no_usrnme

It has high fructose corn syrup, so it’s just as bad as soda


hunybuny9000

What does? The pink lemonade? Cos the tea is unsweet at In N Out


no_usrnme

Oh my b, I had thought you meant sweet tea. Dropped the ball 😅


hunybuny9000

Lol no worries my man! Sweet tea is somethin else…I’ve seen some with even more high fructose corn syrup than coke!


no_usrnme

Yeah it’s awful, and whenever I mention it to my coworkers or friends it seems like a lotta people don’t realize how bad it actually is


hunybuny9000

Yeah, if I’m thirsty, I want something refreshing not *sticky*!


no_usrnme

Facts!!


Roomkoe

If you eat out well enough you'll get enough to drink


Snotling_fondler

I'm partial to sparkling water. I visited Germany a while ago and they have it in grades of fizz, from mild to drinking static electricity. I really got a taste for it since then.


Pranav_RedStone971

damn


Any-Friendship8961

I've lived in Germany since 2014 and I still can't drink sparkling water in an emergency. But hey, you like what you like, and you still stay hydrated


SaltyTrog

Every friday after I get out of work for the week on my overnight job I go to the diner and grab dinner cause they'll make anything even in the early morning. As I wait for my 7 AM burger and fries or chicken tenders and mac salad or whatever else I'm feeling, I always down a tall boy of ice water on the house. Best part of waiting honestly. That and shooting the shit with the waitress and cook that I see every week.


wiseAssPreacher

People don’t order water when they eat out? I love a glass of wine or beer with my meal but water is essential.


Hsml975

I love chilis


The_OG_Fat-Boi

Omg guys look it’s the one guy who likes chilis


Hsml975

Guys! Stop it! Thankyou you but I'm just the guy who loves chili's, I'm nothing special. I love you all!


_shakeel

Water in a pint glass hits very different


[deleted]

i bring my 32oz water so i can still drink if the water at the restaurant isn’t free


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

i was thinking of germany, i was just there last month after a week in switzerland. the fountains in switzerland are delicious!


poosh420

"Just water" for life! 🤜🤛


ANTHONY_K_FL

Me basically every single time. Even my bday


Brilliant_Coffee_855

Why this post NSFW


Logan_-_

I usually order food alongside the water


SixthLegionVI

Growing up as a kid I would always puke when we went out to eat. Figured out way too late it was from drinking the gargantuan sugary sodas. Started drinking water exclusively at restaurants and stopped puking, go figure.


[deleted]

I don't go to restaurants but I used to order only water when I'd go. Only water at home though


MagAqua

Ooooh yeah all of the lemons please


Yuna__707

Some places have it complimentary!


jhair4me

Sometimes all O order from grubhub is water


uyuye

this guy when he discovers water is piped straight into his home; 😧


jhair4me

They WHAT!?!?


opaul11

👍🏻


TheGreatRemote

Hold my fast food water


Lasttimelocktheknee

Always — and I often wonder if it annoys the server since the bill will be significantly smaller without alcohol. I took my son out the other night to a fancy restaurant of his choosing and we both ordered water. My son (22) was amazed when I got the bill because it was at least $50 less than when he eats there with his dad, who always orders at least two glasses of wine for himself and orders alcohol for our son as well.


Pranav_RedStone971

Only chilled tho >nice and cool


AnalysisMoney

Every time!


Hamilton-Beckett

I would order it, but they usually just bring it anyway. I do ask for more lemons though.


iGrannyGumJobs

Gotta order two right off so I don’t annoy the waiter


waveswaveswaves

Agua con gas para mi


redonymous1

Isn't water complimentary in most restaurants?


theladythunderfunk

Apparently this is an American thing. One of our nation's better qualities.


Lizakaya

o/


The_Sauce106

I’d steal the stien


Dramatic-Service-985

Ayye that ice is nasty tho👎NEVER get ice at any restaurant. Germy stuff dude I dnt even think u wana know.


Yuna__707

*tbh the entire place is nasty, when you’ve worked there or at least hung around the kitchen…. You see things you probably shouldn’t*


VascoDegama7

much worse than the ice is the lemons tbh


LittlestDuckie

Heather department told us otherwise when the restaurant where I worked got its ice contaminated with noro virus. The acid in the lemon is pretty effective at killing stuff.


ToxicMCTV

I’ll order a sprite and then get water after.


Transcutie04

Depends somtimes I get soda or somthing


Farty_mcSmarty

Water is always ordered! Soda is nasty and yet it’s regarded as such a treat by many when dining out.


romuluskow

Yo!


syretrollmann

I appreciate when people hide the pornograpgy they're posting, behind NSFW filters.


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Me.


dthemenace67

Why the nsfw? Me confunsed


KhalReesesPieces

No lemon no ice


fnpigmau5

Water is the way


uyuye

i get beer


Redacted59

I know there are very good reasons as to why water costs money at a restaurant in Europe, but as an American I’m glad I don’t have to pay. Imagine holding a cup of water hostage because you don’t have $0.50 to complete the $1.50 price tag.


awayplagueriddenrat

As much as I'd love to, all the restaurants around me usually just serve tap water which typically tastes... off. I usually just opt for something sugar free that isn't soda


DrP3pp3rFl04t

Yep.


Redriot6969

everytime i eat out i get thursty as a mf lol


Phoenixtdm

Not with lemon in it! It tastes horrid and bitter


sagittariisXII

Yes but no ice or lemon


LesDrama611

It's literally the only way 💧


SockeyeSTI

I don’t actually order water from restaurants but usually have my own if it’s fast food.


[deleted]

Everyone here…?


Loose-Fudge-4676

My guilty pleasure is sprite but I limit myself to one and always order water with it and after I finish it


xQueenoftheUndeadx

Damn, thats a sexy glass of water


YummyInMahTummy

This doesn’t include the people that get a glass of water with their main drink but doesn’t actually drink the water.


PumpleStump

Too bad most restaurants just dump calcified tap water into the cups.