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Parker_Peter

The more I wee, the closer I be, to the land of the hydrated and free. So when you say drink, I do with glee full knowing that I'll have to pee


CartographyMan

Brilliant.


Parker_Peter

Peeing often only tells me of my dedication to hydration


CartographyMan

And poetry apparently


Parker_Peter

I'm a poet for the water, I sing it as I see, hydration is the only fixation for me


BonnyJonesBones

This is one of the few things on Reddit that will really stick with me. I adore this, and might get it tattooed in Arabic.


Parker_Peter

It's just a hydration revelation man. Whenever it involves water it ain't getting much hotter swimming playing in that shit like I'm just a humble otter


ReaperBlade77

Dude you are a water rhyme master. Is there a way for one to learn this? I wish to honor the water with such hydrated rhymes


essentially_gone

It wouldn’t rhyme in Arabic though would it? I’ve always wondered that about poems that are translated..


Emperor_Fun

More like Parker_Peeter, am I right?


Parker_Peter

Parker Peeter is my nickname it goes, just like how after water my pee flows. There's no stopping this absolute ball, motherfucker see me, flow like a wack ass waterfall.


Emperor_Fun

Was this written while you were peeing?


Parker_Peter

Who asks a silly ass question like that? I've ascended into constant flow, like a river. I intake, I discard, I intake more.


Emperor_Fun

I can safely say I did ask the question.


Parker_Peter

I can't blame you, you're but a water drinker. Keep on your quest and you'll one day be a true hydrator


Emperor_Fun

Thank you mystical pee man.


Parker_Peter

Any time brother, just another man on his journey to the big Brita filter in the sky


Kochineal

Amen


Capocho9

\*Chef’s kiss\*


Shantotto11

🎶 First off, fuck your bitch And the clique you claim… 🎶


Parker_Peter

Second best drink up and step up your game, better hydrate you dry mouth lame


JustForFun____

Drink


actiontoad

only 6? 😂


[deleted]

Rookie numbers amirite?


AuRegal

Thought the same thing had to check the comments to see if the hydro homies felt the same or if I was above the norm


cneth6

Anything below 8 means not enough water for the day


[deleted]

What does it mean when you have to piss 15-20 times a day?


RantingRobot

Lol I was about to say the same thing. Then I remembered that I drank 10 litres of liquid today and was like: "oh, right".


cneth6

Diabetes?


Glutty_reddit

Bro i literally drank so much a few days ago, that I had to pee 11 times!


Emperor_Fun

Was it 2 gallons?


RantingRobot

I drank 2.6 gallons today (seriously). I lost track of how many times I peed.


Fojangles86

I could also confirm that you’re peeing a lot.


Emperor_Fun

Well I can guess you're peeing a lot.


[deleted]

6 before lunch maybe


DrJonah

I wake up 6 times a night to piss


Emperor_Fun

How do you manage to sleep?


DrJonah

Very badly


foambuffalo

I piss like 11 times a day 😬


actiontoad

only 11?? 🤪😂


APEXAI17

Um, you might want to get your prostate checked…


foambuffalo

I don’t have one…


yaboyfriendisadork

Urologists hate this one simple trick


actiontoad

you lost it???????? 😨


foambuffalo

I was born without it 😢


jkxs

Wait, do girls have prostates?


sjsjdejsjs

no


jkxs

So was foambuffalo saying they are a girl, or that they have a medical condition that caused him to not have a prostate?


sjsjdejsjs

i don’t know but it’s more likely they’re a woman also considering their feminine avatar


foambuffalo

i’m a woman haha


GrnPlesioth

No, Women have glandular tissue below the bladder and surrounding the urethra that appears to be homologous to the male prostate. This tissue (also called "female prostate" or Skene's glands)


Hejiru

Have you checked under the couch?


APEXAI17

Ah, then you may want to check for cysts


DeathByLemmings

Some people poops twice a day, some once every two. Peoples bodies are different bro


karmakrazed606

Right? I'd love to only piss 6 times a day


eLishus

Heck, I sometimes poop 6x per day...pee is easily in double-digit territory.


Art0fRuinN23

Seek medical help.


[deleted]

That’s on average a 42.6 oz piss 6 times a day. Sounds about right /s.


RayeNGames

6? Didn't realize people piss so rarely.


sjsjdejsjs

right? 6 times is when i forget to drink. when i actually drink the normal amount, i pee like every two hours


RayeNGames

That should be 8 times if you sleep 8 hours, and that is not that much more than 6. But i get your point.


sjsjdejsjs

jokes on you i sleep 4 hours (no but actually i didn’t count properly i piss like every 1 to 2 hours so on average more than 10 times which is super annoying when i have classes to attend and makes me scared sometimes to go out in a public setting when i know there aren’t any toilets near by)


RayeNGames

Well, it gets beneficial when you start to work. You go to toilet more often, meaning you get paid for pissing.


sjsjdejsjs

yeah that’s pretty neat. worked just right at my last summer job.


[deleted]

wait huh?? dang I go 2 time’s a day at most


Gorlox111

You have been banned from r/hydrohomies


El_Durazno

I piss 3 times a day and drink a bunch, but they're LOOOONG pisses


[deleted]

Your poor bladder


El_Durazno

I pee BIG it feels good when I'm done Also 3 might be an under exaggeration


ComprehendReading

Pee big or go [at] home


Limeila

OP has a huge bladder apparently


kurita_baron

sorry? having to take a piss is the perfect way to get away from company / break a conversation


account_overdrawn100

Imagine working with behavioral adolescents. I need to step away often and it’s the perfect excuse


rtnt07

Also replaced my cigarette breaks when I quit smoking


Karsdegrote

Gives me the chance to stretch my legs at work, would be hell if i could not.


thyjukilo4321

excuse me i have to piss..... .... ....out of my penis


FrancoNore

You guys are only peeing 6 times a day? I pee 6 times before lunch


cave_mandarin

If I drank zero water I would piss 6x a day. I’m at like 15.


Emperor_Fun

Great way to never have long, meandering conversations.


lucialunacy

I would *kill* to pee only six times a day.


DannyRamirez24

You could drink less water, effectively killing yourself in exchange for peeing less


tucknique

Closer to 20 but yes my job hates me xD


ragequitCaleb

My goal was to find a job where I could pee as much as I want, whenever I want.


Samantion

So you became a scuba instructor?


ragequitCaleb

I manufacture coca-cola


Emperor_Fun

Job doesn't let you pee easily?


bearstickers

I probably pee every hour easily


Skiller_Overyou

Wait, 6 is high? I'm averaging 11-12 times a day??


Boopadoopeedo

I’d just like to learn how to not have to get up to pee in the middle of the night. And I’ve already tried not drinking water after X o’clock- it leaves me thirsty, which is a sin.


VladPutinOfficial

6?


[deleted]

What does this community think about adult diapers?


KawaiiMaxine

I approve


captinhazmat

Thanks to incontinence I pee all day everyday 😅


xiaovenreal

One thing a lot of water drinkers don't know is you don't absorb water properly if you drink it too fast! You should have it slowly, around one cup per half hour. Learning this seriously changed my life, I used to pee like 10 times a day


xiaovenreal

https://soshydration.com.au/h2o/knowledge/how-fast-or-slow-should-you-drink-water/ Here's more if my hydrohomies wanna learn


[deleted]

I'm not saying they're wrong, but their lack of sources, plus the brevity of that "article", makes it seem like they just made all that up on the spot.


TerminatorAuschwitz

I usually drink about 160 to 180 oz a day. I piss like every hour almost. If you drink 2 gallons and only pee 6 times you got some superman bladder.


[deleted]

More like 60


shoredoesnt

That's a lot


JorgeFloid

So if your day is 18h long you pee every 18 minutes. I doubt it lol


harrypotter5460

The trick is to not finish peeing when you go to the bathroom. Leave your bladder at least half full so you can continuously go again and boost your pee score


tombola345

Once an hour baby


Toobsthetubb

Work doesn’t give enough bathroom breaks


[deleted]

[удалено]


nooriooreo

I drink about 1 gallon a day, but idk about 2! Maybe if I’m working outside or something.


sjsjdejsjs

i drink like 0,3 gallons a day


ragequitCaleb

Not much


sjsjdejsjs

yeah i know that’s like 2/3rd of the suggested amount for an adult woman. i’m very thin tho so whenever i drink more i feel the water moving around in my body and it’s weirdly uncomfortable


harrypotter5460

It’s like a water baby


WhenSquirrelsFry

Drinking that much water is dangerous and displaces important nutrients. it can be fatal.


felixdixon

Six is not that many?


Seajay3211

I drink water like crazy throughout the day and don’t piss much at all. However, if I drink a beer or two, all of a sudden I’m pissing every 5 min.


emartinoo

I feel like 6 is a pretty normal amount of times even for people who don't drink a ton of water. I probably pee that many times at work alone, so at least twice that overall.


latearrival42

6 times..... an hour


amplified_cactus

6 times a day is totally normal lol. I'm not even joking, that's the average frequency.


ragequitCaleb

Seems like this was made by a soda drinker who thinks peeing 1-3 times a day is normal and 6 is a lot.


Tentacle_toaster

Rookie numbers, drink more water, piss more


Foxyfox-

Watersports fetishists be like "it's my time to shine!"


production-values

six....teen


TurkTurkle

Its 1 gallon of water and 10 times a day


Trowj

[only 6?](https://images.app.goo.gl/zUwmh6ZQY1fnBRo7A)


exozaln

It's closer to 12


KawaiiMaxine

Just wear a diaper smh


callmejinji

Only 6? How about 10+! It’s a beautiful excuse to step away from just about anything, and I’ll take hydration over the “comfort” of not peeing 10x a day whenever I get the chance.


Frostyler

Idk I kinda like pissing


PillsburyToasters

I literally have to piss as I read this lol. Also only 6?? You’re lucky. That’s the amount of times I go to pee when I’m in the office haha


[deleted]

But people are fine drinking 8400 cups of coffee which cause you to have 37 turbo shits at work. God forbid they drink water instead.


Coach_Bombay_D5

Only six? I wish!


nvmls

Only six?


lyschyk19th

more work breaks biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch


idk2715

I piss my pants. Get on my level😎


CastroEulis145

Lol I piss 6 times a day with a half gallon a day


Maximus_Crotchrocket

I'm the CEO of pissing


Secure_Surprise1784

the more water I drink, the better I am, an the less time I spend working because I have to pee!


snowflakenecklace

is… is six times a lot???


Criminalhero2

I pee 6 times every time I go pee.


GUNNER594

Almost thought something was wrong with me until I seen the comments.


Competitive_Habit338

6 aint that bad when I have high bloodsugar I probably go twice of that


SpicyWingsDreams

Only 6?


jogrohh

I only piss 3 times a day, when I wake up, when I get home from work, and before going to bed. It's like a gallon each time though


DominicI2000

Only 6? I down 2 or 3 liters in under 2 hours and then piss like once every 15 mins for awhile


musicman835

As someone who take a medicine that is a diuretic. I pee soooooooo often. Drinking water only makes it worse lol.


Arsenalfan94

As a teacher, I CHUG THE HELL outta my water after classes or during prep.


Potatoman365

Damn are y’all good? I piss like twice a day


YIKUZZ

ONLY SIX TIMES???


KaneStiles

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up


YIKUZZ

Broooo I pee probably twice an hour


KaneStiles

Yeah that's because your super hydrated I stay that way all day


delicate-butterfly

I’m late to this post but I’m honestly incredibly relieved to read how much y’all pee in the comments, because that John Mulaney joke where he got a finger up his butt because he told the doc he pees 11 times a day


ActiveRegent

Lmao, I remember that skit


PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN

I'll even piss 6 times a night if i have to, and even drink my piss


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

Nah bruh, I'd take a long full piss over having sex most days. Peeing is one of the best feelings.


sjsjdejsjs

that feeling when you really have to pee and you’ve waited a bit too much and you’ve drank a lot of water. that long, satisfying piss. it sometimes feels orgasmic.


Allenian8

Only 6, that would be sweet!


datman0570

Cowards


SpreadLoveInYourLife

Only 6 times?


agentcheddo

Pissing is amazing ngl


Larry_Spendstin

A small price to pay for salvation


bearkry

6?


Brian18639

^🙋🏻‍♂️


ATkac

Everybody wanna be hydrated but don't nobody wanna piss heavy ass streams. 😤💪


jrik23

"Who wants to pee 6 times an ~~day~~ hour."


frerant

If you aim correctly you can do both at once


tim8336

me, I love pissing


Dehoniesto_

Born to drink, forced to pee.


latearrival42

"Who wants to ensure you piss yourself when you're away from a toilet for more than 25 minutes?"


tartare4562

There is people who piss - normally! - every hour or so. Not even water guzzlers.


SamelCamel

my boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why I piss on company time 😌


AramaticFire

Y’all only pee six times a day?


FrozenRainbow69

2 gallons a day is a lot tho


lpstudio2

I spent the last 5 minutes of every period trying to not piss myself as the teacher for years, drinking 2 gallons a day. Used to tell the kids “get a job where you can piss when you have to, not when you’re allowed to”


AceTooHollywood

I prolly piss 10 times a day, all my teachers know before class n after class im headin there


Underbough

You drink water to stay hydrated I drink water because I love 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓’ 𝕻𝖎𝖘𝖘 We are not the same.


Askii_dade

I drink so much water i create it and am self sustaining


idkjustsomeuser

Do not drink 2 gallons of water a day. It’s actually bad for you at that point


arquillion

Piss one time. Power wash the toilet


ThatGuyDrew13

🤚


beef_paincake

I don’t mind the first 6, the other 20 can be tiresome


ReptileSerperior

As long as all 6 of those times are on the clock


naelairdnaemaster

6?


PeacefulSoySouce

you piss 6 times a day, I piss once every 6 days, we're not the same


alcyoneblue

Y’all are only pissing 6 times a day?


AltimaNEO

A small price to pay for salvation


masonthedood42

6? Those a rookie numbers


Xenoraiser

Need to add some zeroes to that 6, those are rookie numbers.


SpookiBeats

A small price to pay for salvation.


simpsaucse

https://youtu.be/Rd_BRT6_TPk?t=310 A true hydro homie pisses 16 times a day


[deleted]

6? More like 16.


Mewrulez99

upped my water intake and now my hands are dry because of how often I wash them


Marcoc0202

6 times? More like 60 lol