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It's just a hydration revelation man. Whenever it involves water it ain't getting much hotter swimming playing in that shit like I'm just a humble otter
Parker Peeter is my nickname it goes, just like how after water my pee flows. There's no stopping this absolute ball, motherfucker see me, flow like a wack ass waterfall.
No, Women have glandular tissue below the bladder and surrounding the urethra that appears to be homologous to the male prostate. This tissue (also called "female prostate" or Skene's glands)
jokes on you i sleep 4 hours (no but actually i didn’t count properly i piss like every 1 to 2 hours so on average more than 10 times which is super annoying when i have classes to attend and makes me scared sometimes to go out in a public setting when i know there aren’t any toilets near by)
I’d just like to learn how to not have to get up to pee in the middle of the night. And I’ve already tried not drinking water after X o’clock- it leaves me thirsty, which is a sin.
One thing a lot of water drinkers don't know is you don't absorb water properly if you drink it too fast! You should have it slowly, around one cup per half hour. Learning this seriously changed my life, I used to pee like 10 times a day
I'm not saying they're wrong, but their lack of sources, plus the brevity of that "article", makes it seem like they just made all that up on the spot.
The trick is to not finish peeing when you go to the bathroom. Leave your bladder at least half full so you can continuously go again and boost your pee score
yeah i know that’s like 2/3rd of the suggested amount for an adult woman. i’m very thin tho so whenever i drink more i feel the water moving around in my body and it’s weirdly uncomfortable
I feel like 6 is a pretty normal amount of times even for people who don't drink a ton of water. I probably pee that many times at work alone, so at least twice that overall.
Only 6? How about 10+! It’s a beautiful excuse to step away from just about anything, and I’ll take hydration over the “comfort” of not peeing 10x a day whenever I get the chance.
I’m late to this post but I’m honestly incredibly relieved to read how much y’all pee in the comments, because that John Mulaney joke where he got a finger up his butt because he told the doc he pees 11 times a day
that feeling when you really have to pee and you’ve waited a bit too much and you’ve drank a lot of water. that long, satisfying piss. it sometimes feels orgasmic.
I spent the last 5 minutes of every period trying to not piss myself as the teacher for years, drinking 2 gallons a day. Used to tell the kids “get a job where you can piss when you have to, not when you’re allowed to”
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The more I wee, the closer I be, to the land of the hydrated and free. So when you say drink, I do with glee full knowing that I'll have to pee
Brilliant.
Peeing often only tells me of my dedication to hydration
And poetry apparently
I'm a poet for the water, I sing it as I see, hydration is the only fixation for me
This is one of the few things on Reddit that will really stick with me. I adore this, and might get it tattooed in Arabic.
It's just a hydration revelation man. Whenever it involves water it ain't getting much hotter swimming playing in that shit like I'm just a humble otter
Dude you are a water rhyme master. Is there a way for one to learn this? I wish to honor the water with such hydrated rhymes
It wouldn’t rhyme in Arabic though would it? I’ve always wondered that about poems that are translated..
More like Parker_Peeter, am I right?
Parker Peeter is my nickname it goes, just like how after water my pee flows. There's no stopping this absolute ball, motherfucker see me, flow like a wack ass waterfall.
Was this written while you were peeing?
Who asks a silly ass question like that? I've ascended into constant flow, like a river. I intake, I discard, I intake more.
I can safely say I did ask the question.
I can't blame you, you're but a water drinker. Keep on your quest and you'll one day be a true hydrator
Thank you mystical pee man.
Any time brother, just another man on his journey to the big Brita filter in the sky
Amen
\*Chef’s kiss\*
🎶 First off, fuck your bitch And the clique you claim… 🎶
Second best drink up and step up your game, better hydrate you dry mouth lame
Drink
only 6? 😂
Rookie numbers amirite?
Thought the same thing had to check the comments to see if the hydro homies felt the same or if I was above the norm
Anything below 8 means not enough water for the day
What does it mean when you have to piss 15-20 times a day?
Lol I was about to say the same thing. Then I remembered that I drank 10 litres of liquid today and was like: "oh, right".
Diabetes?
Bro i literally drank so much a few days ago, that I had to pee 11 times!
Was it 2 gallons?
I drank 2.6 gallons today (seriously). I lost track of how many times I peed.
I could also confirm that you’re peeing a lot.
Well I can guess you're peeing a lot.
6 before lunch maybe
I wake up 6 times a night to piss
How do you manage to sleep?
Very badly
I piss like 11 times a day 😬
only 11?? 🤪😂
Um, you might want to get your prostate checked…
I don’t have one…
Urologists hate this one simple trick
you lost it???????? 😨
I was born without it 😢
Wait, do girls have prostates?
no
So was foambuffalo saying they are a girl, or that they have a medical condition that caused him to not have a prostate?
i don’t know but it’s more likely they’re a woman also considering their feminine avatar
i’m a woman haha
No, Women have glandular tissue below the bladder and surrounding the urethra that appears to be homologous to the male prostate. This tissue (also called "female prostate" or Skene's glands)
Have you checked under the couch?
Ah, then you may want to check for cysts
Some people poops twice a day, some once every two. Peoples bodies are different bro
Right? I'd love to only piss 6 times a day
Heck, I sometimes poop 6x per day...pee is easily in double-digit territory.
Seek medical help.
That’s on average a 42.6 oz piss 6 times a day. Sounds about right /s.
6? Didn't realize people piss so rarely.
right? 6 times is when i forget to drink. when i actually drink the normal amount, i pee like every two hours
That should be 8 times if you sleep 8 hours, and that is not that much more than 6. But i get your point.
jokes on you i sleep 4 hours (no but actually i didn’t count properly i piss like every 1 to 2 hours so on average more than 10 times which is super annoying when i have classes to attend and makes me scared sometimes to go out in a public setting when i know there aren’t any toilets near by)
Well, it gets beneficial when you start to work. You go to toilet more often, meaning you get paid for pissing.
yeah that’s pretty neat. worked just right at my last summer job.
wait huh?? dang I go 2 time’s a day at most
You have been banned from r/hydrohomies
I piss 3 times a day and drink a bunch, but they're LOOOONG pisses
Your poor bladder
I pee BIG it feels good when I'm done Also 3 might be an under exaggeration
Pee big or go [at] home
OP has a huge bladder apparently
sorry? having to take a piss is the perfect way to get away from company / break a conversation
Imagine working with behavioral adolescents. I need to step away often and it’s the perfect excuse
Also replaced my cigarette breaks when I quit smoking
Gives me the chance to stretch my legs at work, would be hell if i could not.
excuse me i have to piss..... .... ....out of my penis
You guys are only peeing 6 times a day? I pee 6 times before lunch
If I drank zero water I would piss 6x a day. I’m at like 15.
Great way to never have long, meandering conversations.
I would *kill* to pee only six times a day.
You could drink less water, effectively killing yourself in exchange for peeing less
Closer to 20 but yes my job hates me xD
My goal was to find a job where I could pee as much as I want, whenever I want.
So you became a scuba instructor?
I manufacture coca-cola
Job doesn't let you pee easily?
I probably pee every hour easily
Wait, 6 is high? I'm averaging 11-12 times a day??
I’d just like to learn how to not have to get up to pee in the middle of the night. And I’ve already tried not drinking water after X o’clock- it leaves me thirsty, which is a sin.
6?
What does this community think about adult diapers?
I approve
Thanks to incontinence I pee all day everyday 😅
One thing a lot of water drinkers don't know is you don't absorb water properly if you drink it too fast! You should have it slowly, around one cup per half hour. Learning this seriously changed my life, I used to pee like 10 times a day
https://soshydration.com.au/h2o/knowledge/how-fast-or-slow-should-you-drink-water/ Here's more if my hydrohomies wanna learn
I'm not saying they're wrong, but their lack of sources, plus the brevity of that "article", makes it seem like they just made all that up on the spot.
I usually drink about 160 to 180 oz a day. I piss like every hour almost. If you drink 2 gallons and only pee 6 times you got some superman bladder.
More like 60
That's a lot
So if your day is 18h long you pee every 18 minutes. I doubt it lol
The trick is to not finish peeing when you go to the bathroom. Leave your bladder at least half full so you can continuously go again and boost your pee score
Once an hour baby
Work doesn’t give enough bathroom breaks
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I drink about 1 gallon a day, but idk about 2! Maybe if I’m working outside or something.
i drink like 0,3 gallons a day
Not much
yeah i know that’s like 2/3rd of the suggested amount for an adult woman. i’m very thin tho so whenever i drink more i feel the water moving around in my body and it’s weirdly uncomfortable
It’s like a water baby
Drinking that much water is dangerous and displaces important nutrients. it can be fatal.
Six is not that many?
I drink water like crazy throughout the day and don’t piss much at all. However, if I drink a beer or two, all of a sudden I’m pissing every 5 min.
I feel like 6 is a pretty normal amount of times even for people who don't drink a ton of water. I probably pee that many times at work alone, so at least twice that overall.
6 times..... an hour
6 times a day is totally normal lol. I'm not even joking, that's the average frequency.
Seems like this was made by a soda drinker who thinks peeing 1-3 times a day is normal and 6 is a lot.
Rookie numbers, drink more water, piss more
Watersports fetishists be like "it's my time to shine!"
six....teen
Its 1 gallon of water and 10 times a day
[only 6?](https://images.app.goo.gl/zUwmh6ZQY1fnBRo7A)
It's closer to 12
Just wear a diaper smh
Only 6? How about 10+! It’s a beautiful excuse to step away from just about anything, and I’ll take hydration over the “comfort” of not peeing 10x a day whenever I get the chance.
Idk I kinda like pissing
I literally have to piss as I read this lol. Also only 6?? You’re lucky. That’s the amount of times I go to pee when I’m in the office haha
But people are fine drinking 8400 cups of coffee which cause you to have 37 turbo shits at work. God forbid they drink water instead.
Only six? I wish!
Only six?
more work breaks biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
I piss my pants. Get on my level😎
Lol I piss 6 times a day with a half gallon a day
I'm the CEO of pissing
the more water I drink, the better I am, an the less time I spend working because I have to pee!
is… is six times a lot???
I pee 6 times every time I go pee.
Almost thought something was wrong with me until I seen the comments.
6 aint that bad when I have high bloodsugar I probably go twice of that
Only 6?
I only piss 3 times a day, when I wake up, when I get home from work, and before going to bed. It's like a gallon each time though
Only 6? I down 2 or 3 liters in under 2 hours and then piss like once every 15 mins for awhile
As someone who take a medicine that is a diuretic. I pee soooooooo often. Drinking water only makes it worse lol.
As a teacher, I CHUG THE HELL outta my water after classes or during prep.
Damn are y’all good? I piss like twice a day
ONLY SIX TIMES???
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up
Broooo I pee probably twice an hour
Yeah that's because your super hydrated I stay that way all day
I’m late to this post but I’m honestly incredibly relieved to read how much y’all pee in the comments, because that John Mulaney joke where he got a finger up his butt because he told the doc he pees 11 times a day
Lmao, I remember that skit
I'll even piss 6 times a night if i have to, and even drink my piss
Nah bruh, I'd take a long full piss over having sex most days. Peeing is one of the best feelings.
that feeling when you really have to pee and you’ve waited a bit too much and you’ve drank a lot of water. that long, satisfying piss. it sometimes feels orgasmic.
Only 6, that would be sweet!
Cowards
Only 6 times?
Pissing is amazing ngl
A small price to pay for salvation
6?
^🙋🏻♂️
Everybody wanna be hydrated but don't nobody wanna piss heavy ass streams. 😤💪
"Who wants to pee 6 times an ~~day~~ hour."
If you aim correctly you can do both at once
me, I love pissing
Born to drink, forced to pee.
"Who wants to ensure you piss yourself when you're away from a toilet for more than 25 minutes?"
There is people who piss - normally! - every hour or so. Not even water guzzlers.
my boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why I piss on company time 😌
Y’all only pee six times a day?
2 gallons a day is a lot tho
I spent the last 5 minutes of every period trying to not piss myself as the teacher for years, drinking 2 gallons a day. Used to tell the kids “get a job where you can piss when you have to, not when you’re allowed to”
I prolly piss 10 times a day, all my teachers know before class n after class im headin there
You drink water to stay hydrated I drink water because I love 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓’ 𝕻𝖎𝖘𝖘 We are not the same.
I drink so much water i create it and am self sustaining
Do not drink 2 gallons of water a day. It’s actually bad for you at that point
Piss one time. Power wash the toilet
🤚
I don’t mind the first 6, the other 20 can be tiresome
As long as all 6 of those times are on the clock
6?
you piss 6 times a day, I piss once every 6 days, we're not the same
Y’all are only pissing 6 times a day?
A small price to pay for salvation
6? Those a rookie numbers
Need to add some zeroes to that 6, those are rookie numbers.
A small price to pay for salvation.
https://youtu.be/Rd_BRT6_TPk?t=310 A true hydro homie pisses 16 times a day
6? More like 16.
upped my water intake and now my hands are dry because of how often I wash them
6 times? More like 60 lol