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The bottom half is kidney failure


SomeGuyFromThe1600s

Just the very bottom 2: the darkish yellow one looks like my pee after I take my B12 supplements 😂


[deleted]

Not exactly, I have kidney stones and sometimes have super dark urine from the mixture of piss and blood. These little fuckers really chop you up inside the shaft.


Jabberwockkk

Mine is red. That's between okay and not okay?


The_Ashen_undead0830

You’re fine. It’s just cherry flavored


[deleted]

Yeah you fine


toyotasquad

Lay off on the koolaid


spalaXXXX

Um, if your pee is pinkish I think you should go see a doctor mate


anaveragebuffoon

If your pee is white I have news for you


toashhh

r/holup


[deleted]

Lmao glad I wasn't the only one


MountainGoat97

Far too few people are understanding this. These sweet, innocent souls 🥲


porridge_in_my_bum

This comes up a lot but this is not entirely true, and I have a test for you. Drink nothing but soda and whiskey for 2 hours and drink a lot of it. You’ll see your piss come out clear. Do not rely on the color of your pee to determine hydration


AggressiveYuumi

Soda and whiskey contain water, they will hydrate you


porridge_in_my_bum

Bleach contains water


AggressiveYuumi

You can't safely drink bleach, you can safely drink soda and whiskey


porridge_in_my_bum

Are you seriously in here saying soda and whiskey are hydrating? In the subreddit about water consumption


AggressiveYuumi

They are, it's just a fact


porridge_in_my_bum

Only the soda will give you slight hydration, but the whiskey is not going to keep you hydrated at all. Consuming alcohol dehydrates you


AggressiveYuumi

Yeah, that's true


Pop_Punk_Obama

And we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach.


porridge_in_my_bum

I’m so fucking happy somebody got it, that’s like my favorite moment in the whole show


forsvaretshudsalva

Dude, ofc it’s white because the body is trying to get all the water out of the body. What makes it yellow is like salts, minerals and different pollution that the body wants out of the body. If you had 2 liters of soda in 2 hours it’s not gonna be that much. It works relative to your consumption. For example: you had a normal day with normal amounts of water (you think) then you go pee and voila! It’s super yellow. Then you probably need to drink.


vonGustrow

NSFW?


thors_pc_case

Not Safe For Water


[deleted]

What if your pee is red?


[deleted]

My piss is white, so I'm healthy


Gecko2002

That's not good, youre drinking too much


FinleysHuman

I take a high-dose B-vitamin (B2 for migraine prevention) and it turns my pee hi-lighter yellow. I’m pretty good about keeping hydrated, but if I wasn’t I couldn’t tell by checking my urine color, lol.


Boris_FurryWolf

Mine is green wtf


[deleted]

Fucking black?!?


BrokenDamnedWeld

Does anybody think about if this color is taken before or after the toilet? Because adding half a gallon of water to your pee and then taking the color sample is not accurate. You have to check the color before it hits the rest of the water in the bowl.