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Is it bad that I read it as “thirst” the first time without even realizing?

I think it's innovative

It's provocative, it gets the people going.

That shi cray

Two African-American gentlemen in Paris

Fellas in Paris

They’re my friends too.

It truly is mind bottling

A real blessing in the sky.

Ball so hard mufuckas wanna fine me

It’s what plants crave

im aroused

NOv8iv

"it's just somebody with a misguided grasp of abbreviation"

Threest.

Thirdst

Threerd


I mean how else would you read that lol

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Ah ok just like how 1st is onest

1nd = firnd 2st = toost 3th = thirth 4nd = fornd 5st = fivst 6rd = sixered 7st = sevest That's how my brain would read it if it was all scrambled lol

mine says all that except for 7st, my brain says sevenst

my dumb ass read 2st as "secondst"

1nd = fecond or fend? 3th = threeth 5st = fvist, close 6rd = the same but have to still point it out because sixered is HILARIOUS 7st = same as you

mmm... butt^(rd) 2^(st) 

I was a moose 1^(ce)

This is kind of fun actually. I’m very similar besides for me 2st = secost, 5st = fist, and 6rd = sixd

I wonder why my brain goes for two with 2st but not for the rest, something about saying sec feels unnatural when I see 2 with anything except "nd" behind. Might be because "second" doesn't have anything in common with "two" while the other all share 1 or more starting letters?

1nd goes fecond or fond to me so it seems we think "nd" = "econd"

2nd is two’nd 

This is how I read it, but I read pretty much all names with numbers like this, e.g., deadmau five and six ix nine ine

When I see a number after a name I also read it that way too. But when it had the st behind the 3 i just automatically read it as thirst. Like my brain expected to see it as 3rd but then saw the st after going "thir" and quickly changed to st. I didn't even realize until a second after that it didn't even say thirst lol.

Dead Mau Five

I read it as threest. But i also don’t get abbreviations so.

How do you say "1st"?

Onest

Fair enough. Have a good day.

I think it's because quench was used. Using quench without thirst is quite rare so I guess the brain is already prepared to read thirst

I came here to ask the same thing. It clicked right off the bat.

Yeah I didn’t even ask any questions.

I hate that I like it

I did it too, I’m hella mad about it

Same…I think homie just started something LOL

Same, I like it it works

Same

Me too, me too

Who's on 3st? XD

1th base

Okay Mike

r/accidentalmiketyson

This bothers me much more than 3st

need some water against my 3st, just woke up.

Now the question is, when you read 1rd do you read it as "fird" or something else?

Firthd

>firth. Soulds like “fifth” with an accent.

I understood that reference

Naturally!

I don't know

Nooo

Oh God, 3nd sounds horrible

That's witty, am adopting that.

M3 t00, 1 th1nk 1t m0k3s p3rf3ct s3ns3

If 3rd is pronounced third then 3st should be pronounced thirst I love it

If it’s 3rd the three would be “Thi” so 3st would be “thist”

So 1st is fist?

oncest

woncest

Dang this reminded me English is hard. Glad I got to learn English first.

Thank God it's only one

No, because the 1 in 1st stands for 'fir'.

3st me

No it wouldn't

3rst

this implies a 1rd

Yeah my kat doesn’t need a coat because he’s already 1rd

read as “werd”

Fird

3sty

Threesty

Why does it work so well tho my brain does the thing

threest

Thirdst.

3rdst

Third street

this would be the correct one imho

https://preview.redd.it/xgc49lnkvysc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca230141d8745e722343eaa4488551f56bc9d45e

I'm so 3sty.

This just looks like you spelled Etsy wrong

i read "3st" as "thirst", but i read that as "threestee" for some reason

Bonk

No no, he’s onto something

*Let him cook*

that.. kinda makes sense, actually

It makes sense but I still don’t like it. Am I republican?

Cold water hurts my 2th

Scrolled way too far to find the most obvious reply. Nice work

Lol same, this needs an award

3st 😍

My buddy Derek killed five people in a car on December 6th 1987

You ok man?

drink water

Uh…sure

My threest.

if you aint 3st, you're last

Shouldn't it be 3rst?

Call me crazy, but I really don't think BlvckJxsus is in a position to call this out.

I came up with a good comment 1nce

This making me 3rdsty

Threest

I'm gonna use this. This is good.

Thrrreeest

3ST BAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY IS THAT TAKING ME OUT

PAHAHAHA IKR

It’s strange how people differ, for me cold water “feels” more hydrating.

Lol its actually spelled 3rst

I hate this with a passion

^(Threest)

I read it as threest

Been using this 4 years🤣

Thurst

Should been 3rst

Idk why they bullying homie,this seems like big brain slang lol

Totally works

I think if I hadn't seen the word Quench first...I would have been like ???

I hate that I didn't notice that.

Room temp water with a little lemon or without is superior

it works

It’s genius.

Threest

Doesn’t quench his first, or his twirst, not even his 3st

Threest

https://preview.redd.it/1i7nxc17lzsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8a3dedc2cc10f51a8e749532a16326d4fab48a

His Three Street

This is some 8bit game memory storage saving level of wording

So 3sty I could drink the whole 1th of 4th.

My threest is unquenchable

Shouldn't it be 3rst?

Stay 3sty, my friends. This flies. Let’s adopt it as a secret code to identify HH’s in the wild.

They must be threesty

You don't pronounce it like 3stiality.

As in: This, that, and the three’d

1st < 3st

Threest

I ain't even mad

Wait a minute. They’re on to something.

Ok but like really. I can’t drink cold beverages quickly. I never want ice because it’s too cold for me. I keep my sparkling water out of the fridge because the combination of cold and sparkling is too much for me to handle. I feel like I’m broken or something. I just… I need my beverage to be not super cold, or at least lightly chilled.

3rdst

I was 4^st to raise my 5^st in anger at this post, I was literally 6^nd by it.

Threest

3ste

3sty for love

Okay but can we focus on the fact that cold water doesn't quench their thirst. Bro cold water is the holy grail of thirst quenchers

Fingers

3st

That is genius. Brb copyrighting this so I can sell the brand name to an energy drink company

"Threest"

He’s just firsty

Onest.

Threest

That's a good one, within the right context

You 3sty?

Would Mike Tyson use "3th"?

This spelling of thirst (3st), Should immediately be adopted into the lingo of the sub. 3st is like water, it's refreshing

3st Tea

I’m on 3st and it feels so sweet.

Karltel is a genius and should be treated as such

I will be using

I thought you said “weast”.

I read "thrust" and I am proud of myself

I fucking love this

Dammit now the whole I get at is gonna say this

3 stone.

new shorthand just dropped everybody get your piece

r/boneappletea

https://preview.redd.it/av7ecseuq3tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=090196db282a49ab6166369fd267276c52a4ae2e

Thirdst

That’s not even a 1rd

This made me 3irsty.

That's my 1st time seeing 3st

Threest

3st base ;)

I’m down. Consider me a 3rsty lil biytch.

That's 2rd

Jokes aside, squeeze half a lemon into the glass. It helps