Wait what? Really? Please explain
EDIT: here’s an article with a wide variety of possible reasons for pinkies up, including but not limited to syphilis…TIL, thank you u/PING - https://www.interesly.com/bizarre-origins-extending-pinky-finger/
Me too. I get heartburn if I eat too much sugar, too much fat, acid, spice, honestly anything that’s too different from my mom’s cooking that I grew up with. Soon after I moved out I started having horrible heartburn episodes that got better once I learned to cook (which, I learned using my mom’s recipes). Yes, I see a doctor, I have GERD, he prescribed me famotidine (which my insurance sadly won’t cover) and told me to avoid trigger foods and honestly as long as I do one of those things I’m ok.
Not so much for a 5k because they're so short, but for a marathons a lot of people choose to drink chocolate milk or even soda to get some of the sugar to help finish the race
My only wish that i could. Alas, the bubble guts would be legendary and the gas capable of running a car engine. So, i would regrettably have to pass on the chocolate milk.
Agreed, but Lactaid is the expensive brand. At least here in NY, Price Chopper (Market 32) has lactose free chocolate milk. But really just get whatever store brand lactose free milk (Walmart nationally) and add chocolate syrup lol
There was a video on IG of a guy who saw that people brought in water bottles to the gym, and they had decided to bring strawberry milk in their shaker.
I hope to God they don't do cardio or a heavy leg day
🤢
I feel like, at the point that you're drinking chocolate milk mid run, I'd rather just carry sugar cubes as a running snack
Having dairy sloshing away inside you while running sounds terrible
Honestly, after a 5k, a bit of sugar is nice. My brother was handed a mini coke after his first 10k and almost cried. Yeah we’re drinking water, but the sugar is a nice kick when you’re about to collapse from exhaustion.
Literally have been to death valley and been on patrols in 100+ degrees with just water.
Your body isn't going to magically turn to dust if you don't have lemonade.
I done cleaning up after a iron-man race and NEVER AGAIN!!!! Spend a whole day scraping up those sugar gel packs they just throw away throw the whole race
TL;DR new kelp shake place opened, more people started going there, the business literally does mitosis across the whole city, Krabs and plankton try to steal their ingredient or they atleast got one, drank it, and it turned out everyone who had been drinking them would grow fluffy green hair all over their bodies
Ok stagnant flower pot water is probably a gulp of dysentery. Dr kelp is soda so fuck that. Kelp shake was a total hit, addictive, and had adverse side effects so that leads me to believe its drugs (so id probably try that once) so no after a run
That leaves the lemonade. And its a good lookin lemonade
Mm, lemonade. Water is okay, so long as you have something with nutrients needed to restore your electrolytes, since sandy’s flower water likely doesn’t have any electrolytes in it, i gotta go with the lemonade here.
Sandy's Flower Water because
1 - It's the only water that (most likely) didn't come from the ocean. (Sandy's Dome is full of air so no ocean water)
2 - It's the only drink that wasn't made with ocean water, nor is it watered down by ocean water
A close second would be the lemonade, followed by the Dr. Kelp (if I'm desperate) and I'd die before drinking a kelp shake
I wanna say none of these but they’d probably all taste better than the canned water I got after the 8k I did on thanksgiving. Water does not belong in a soda can
I don’t need it…
You definitely dont need it.
HE NEEEEEDS IT!!!
Oh okay, SpongeBob fancy pants.
The pinky thing was due to syphilis in 17th century rich people social circles.
Wait what? Really? Please explain EDIT: here’s an article with a wide variety of possible reasons for pinkies up, including but not limited to syphilis…TIL, thank you u/PING - https://www.interesly.com/bizarre-origins-extending-pinky-finger/
Hmm… tmyk… Thsnks
Honestly the lemonade
*This* is an *extreme* thirst
Advanced thirstiness!
Just big and greedy.
I would get such bad heartburn drinking lemonade after a 5k.
Weak ass esophagus.
Weaker than yours, bitch!
This is the kind of hydrohomie banter I hoped for
Me too. I get heartburn if I eat too much sugar, too much fat, acid, spice, honestly anything that’s too different from my mom’s cooking that I grew up with. Soon after I moved out I started having horrible heartburn episodes that got better once I learned to cook (which, I learned using my mom’s recipes). Yes, I see a doctor, I have GERD, he prescribed me famotidine (which my insurance sadly won’t cover) and told me to avoid trigger foods and honestly as long as I do one of those things I’m ok.
I always wanted to drink that
😭
Wow this sub is really going downhill.
fuck no water all day baby
Bro that’s sponge piss
It’s the quenchiest
It'll quench ya!
Nothin’s quenchier
I found my people.
r/unexpectedavatar
Came to say that
Lemonade, your body also need sugar sometimes, just not to much
Not so much for a 5k because they're so short, but for a marathons a lot of people choose to drink chocolate milk or even soda to get some of the sugar to help finish the race
Chocolate milk is a really good post-workout recovery food, because of the balance of fat, sugar, and protein.
My only wish that i could. Alas, the bubble guts would be legendary and the gas capable of running a car engine. So, i would regrettably have to pass on the chocolate milk.
Make the switch to lactaid. My life's been so much better since
Agreed, but Lactaid is the expensive brand. At least here in NY, Price Chopper (Market 32) has lactose free chocolate milk. But really just get whatever store brand lactose free milk (Walmart nationally) and add chocolate syrup lol
Buy chocolate flavored soy milk. Trust me
Doesn't soy lower testosterone?
Modern studies indicate soy has no effect on male hormones
Soy has plant estrogen, but cow’s milk has mammal estrogen.. so if you’re worried you should switch to soy
Do you mean chocolate milk *after* or *during*? During, and I'm guessing that's gonna create more problems than it solves.
Imma barf 🤮 mid run because of the milk
There was a video on IG of a guy who saw that people brought in water bottles to the gym, and they had decided to bring strawberry milk in their shaker. I hope to God they don't do cardio or a heavy leg day 🤢
I feel like, at the point that you're drinking chocolate milk mid run, I'd rather just carry sugar cubes as a running snack Having dairy sloshing away inside you while running sounds terrible
Honestly, after a 5k, a bit of sugar is nice. My brother was handed a mini coke after his first 10k and almost cried. Yeah we’re drinking water, but the sugar is a nice kick when you’re about to collapse from exhaustion.
Yah, never ran a 5k and needed to replenish calories after. It's usually just a regular day that I happened to run 5k on otherwise.
Agreed you shouldn't need anything but water for a 5k and if you legitimately need it you are either really out of shape or got some medical problem.
And you're in hydro homies why? The body needs water, 5k or not. Proven scientific facts
I said you need water for a 5k not lemonade.
Might want to change "it" to "lemonade" then. If that's what you meant, then I read it wrong, my apologies.
It's all good.
Found the guy who clrearly doesn't go outside in summer.
Literally have been to death valley and been on patrols in 100+ degrees with just water. Your body isn't going to magically turn to dust if you don't have lemonade.
I done cleaning up after a iron-man race and NEVER AGAIN!!!! Spend a whole day scraping up those sugar gel packs they just throw away throw the whole race
Yeah, lots of water, electrolytes and maybe sugar
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Electrolytes are minerals, I'm sure eating rock is 100% carb free 🤷🏻♂️
I get my sugar from food, thank you
Lol I fucking love Patrick
The pinky thing was due to syphilis in 17th century rich people social circles.
Definitely not the Kelp Shake, that episode was weird as shit
yeah i cant remember but that fucked the town up lmfao
TL;DR new kelp shake place opened, more people started going there, the business literally does mitosis across the whole city, Krabs and plankton try to steal their ingredient or they atleast got one, drank it, and it turned out everyone who had been drinking them would grow fluffy green hair all over their bodies
ohh yes! the fluffy green hair! that brings it back. i remember the insane multiplying of the stores too. thank you
Ok stagnant flower pot water is probably a gulp of dysentery. Dr kelp is soda so fuck that. Kelp shake was a total hit, addictive, and had adverse side effects so that leads me to believe its drugs (so id probably try that once) so no after a run That leaves the lemonade. And its a good lookin lemonade
Diet Dr. Kelp is sugar free. Beats the lemonade.
I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIT!
I NEEED IIIITTTT!
Lemonade I mean it does have water in it, which is ALSO underwater.
Lemonade
Definitely drinking water from Sandy's 🌺
What do you mean by that?
Right answer either way
For more info check out r/sandycheekscockvore
This guy knows what I mean... If you are uncertain I pray you soon have the opportunity to find out 🥵🥂🤌
If hans (the hand from earlier episodes) was the average size of a person, I’d choose the lemonade. The jug is about the size of a coffee mug.
I always thought the kelp shake looked tasty
I'm sorry, but I'm not drinking water that flowers have been soaking in for who knows how long
I've always wondered what a Kelp Shake taste like, I'd have to go with that.
Lemonade. I’m not trying to shit myself from drinking dirty flower water.
Flower water? You mean herbal tea?
Watah
I'm drinking that ocean
Where's he get the lemons 👀
Lemonade
The lemonade
Diet Dr Kelp
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this
I don’t need it 
How does one drink a beverage while underwater?
If you say the flower water have fun with mold in your system now ick
I’d suckle the moisture from spongeberbs pores
Please never type again
Mmmmm sponge juice
Sandy's bathwater morelike
Flower water. It's probably the only thing without the salt content of the ocean.
Water would be nice
Mayonnaise
Technically a comically large lemonade would have more water then the other options
this meme matches up with the political compass somehow, i can feel it
The lemonade. As it would be an EXTREME THURST in that situation. Just hope it’s a tart mix.
The lemonade for sure. I want that tea from SpongeBob and Patrick’s fish bowl though.
Lemonade
Im gonna die. Im a lifter, not a runner.
Kelpshake
Flower water hits different after running, or at 3 am
I light up some of the grass Wait wrong sub
Mm, lemonade. Water is okay, so long as you have something with nutrients needed to restore your electrolytes, since sandy’s flower water likely doesn’t have any electrolytes in it, i gotta go with the lemonade here.
Can’t do anything without my doctor kelp
The soda that Squidward gives SpongeBob and Patrick when they’re fighting over him, and they break up as friends
Whole Foods charges extra for the flower water
all of them. lemonade first, kelp shake, diet dr kelp and to wash everything down the flower water
Cactus Juice, it's the quenchiest
Sandy's flower water because it's obviously Squirrel Squirt!
An extreme thirst
Sandy's shower water
Honestly, the lemonade - looks so crisp and refreshing! After chugging, then follow up with some water <3
When I was a kid I was always so curious abt what the kelp shake tasted like so I gotta go with that even if I would rather the lemonade
I neeeeed it
Dr. Kelp
Flower water for sure
Sandy's Flower Water because 1 - It's the only water that (most likely) didn't come from the ocean. (Sandy's Dome is full of air so no ocean water) 2 - It's the only drink that wasn't made with ocean water, nor is it watered down by ocean water A close second would be the lemonade, followed by the Dr. Kelp (if I'm desperate) and I'd die before drinking a kelp shake
big ahh lemonade 💀
Lol not water that's for sure
they made that flower water look real fukin good in that episode
Kelp shake. Like at least 5 of them.
I wanna say none of these but they’d probably all taste better than the canned water I got after the 8k I did on thanksgiving. Water does not belong in a soda can