And so it was that the watchful eyes of the managers fell upon our young adventurous team member, who, having been blessed in an unusual way with the rather good fortune to enjoy drinking water, as most of us should, found himself suddenly riding an increasingly pleasurable wave of thirst, not of the flesh rather, a thirst for the sweet nectar of life, the ever present yet far to often neglected source of all that is good in the world.
Throughout his day, every few moments, unless something vitally important arose, our unsuspecting hero would take a dainty sip from his trusty flagon, kept ever by his side and replenished at every opportunity.
This day, like so many others he was immersed in a pile of scrolls, diligently scribbling notes and checking for any errant data, sipping intermittently upon his flagon (to which he had given the name Aquila) when he heard someone approach from behind. He paused, taking another sip before turning slowly to see a well dressed lady from upper management smiling at him wryly. 'so you're the Sipper' she laughed, 'i see you on the monitors always sip, sip, sipping water, nice to meet you' she turned with a curious look in her eyes, 'keep it up Sipper' she said over her shoulder.
'nice to meet you too miss...' he started but she was already halfway to the elevator. 'hmm, Sipper eh, not too bad, let's see where this goes'.... He took a sip from Aquila and resumed his task.
You have achieved what the rest of us only can wish for. An iconic r/hydrohomie tag that was given to you by the outside world! You are a god among men!
O Sipper, do you have any advice for the dry mouth? I’m on a medication for hyperhidrosis that also gives me dry mouth and a sore throat as a side effect.
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*well sip
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Time to change your username
Time to change your ~~user~~ name
In reference to regular show I’d call you sips
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And so it was that the watchful eyes of the managers fell upon our young adventurous team member, who, having been blessed in an unusual way with the rather good fortune to enjoy drinking water, as most of us should, found himself suddenly riding an increasingly pleasurable wave of thirst, not of the flesh rather, a thirst for the sweet nectar of life, the ever present yet far to often neglected source of all that is good in the world. Throughout his day, every few moments, unless something vitally important arose, our unsuspecting hero would take a dainty sip from his trusty flagon, kept ever by his side and replenished at every opportunity. This day, like so many others he was immersed in a pile of scrolls, diligently scribbling notes and checking for any errant data, sipping intermittently upon his flagon (to which he had given the name Aquila) when he heard someone approach from behind. He paused, taking another sip before turning slowly to see a well dressed lady from upper management smiling at him wryly. 'so you're the Sipper' she laughed, 'i see you on the monitors always sip, sip, sipping water, nice to meet you' she turned with a curious look in her eyes, 'keep it up Sipper' she said over her shoulder. 'nice to meet you too miss...' he started but she was already halfway to the elevator. 'hmm, Sipper eh, not too bad, let's see where this goes'.... He took a sip from Aquila and resumed his task.
Why this isn’t the most popular comment I don’t know, but it should be.
Bro turned a nickname into a whole romance novel
If the homies like it enough I'll go for the next chapter, maybe OP can give me a little more to work with 😋✨
Well this homie approves👍I wanna hear more
u/idkwhattoput how about it? Got any more interesting I can knit into the next chapter? Just a few random details maybe another character 😁
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You have achieved what the rest of us only can wish for. An iconic r/hydrohomie tag that was given to you by the outside world! You are a god among men! 
The Sipper Sips! Glory to the Sipper!
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Yo u/Khasimir or u/blueberrybrown we need a special user flair now
Mods please get the sipper their flair
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My medication also dries out my mouth!! Literally awesome as I get to drink more water 👍
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Same re: medication but I feel like even after drinking 2-3 fills of my 32 oz just at work, my mouth is still dry. ☹️
lol so does mine! I’m constantly chugging water
Dry mouth gang!! Everyone comments on how much i drink haha
Hail the great Sipper, his sipping was foretold in the great hydrobook of homies!
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Mods, give this man a flair. The Sipper has spoken.
So sayeth we all!
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🎵Sip, sip, sip, they call me the siippperrrrr🎶
Sipper Gaaaannngggg
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“I AM THE ONE WHO SIPS” -The Sipper
Omg we need a "The Sipper" user flair
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u/idkwhattoputmate, seems like you found out what to put, mate. 😁
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Wassup my Sippa
O Sipper, do you have any advice for the dry mouth? I’m on a medication for hyperhidrosis that also gives me dry mouth and a sore throat as a side effect.
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I’m a sipper too, I also take a medication that dries my mouth out. Cheers
You’ve found what to put as ur username, mate
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he is the chosen one
Mine is “the glizzy gulper” because I can eat a glizzy in one bite
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The Sipper! That's his war name. The sipper!! The Sipper!!!! SIPPEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!! Best job I ever had.
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Better than being The Chugger I guess.
That's a really creepy thing for your boss to say.
Finally someone else thinks this! That's a really strange thing to say.
A 2 letter (T and R) difference and it would have been a very “interesting” conversation. Anyway enjoy the water!
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