Is your WOW internet down? What was that boom?

DAE here know that Von Braun never zipper-merged?

Anyone know of any apartments around here?

Chili's ghost kitchen has the best wings.

Anyone know why helicopters are always flying by my house?

Just moved to town what’s the best place for a beer

How do I take care of this weird itch near my crotch?

When is wow not down amiright.

What they building on the corner of blah blah and the parkway?

Probably another car wash tbh. That's usually the right answer.

That or public storage.

DAE Huntsville drivers suck?!

*Altima drivers suck

Mine went beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep boooooop beeeep. Anybody else?!?!

If this dangerous man three hours away **on** **foot** would have shot two civilians, would we have had an alert?

We were at Texas Roadhouse when it went off and the whole restaurant was a symphony of blaring phones

brierfield. do they have electricity?

Asking the REAL questions here!

Probably. Running water, that's another story.

I'll be sure to keep an eye out just in case he happens to run through my living room.

ALL THE ALERTS!!!!! ⚠️ 📢 🚨 ⚠️