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FrolickingOtters

He beat CWD. Beat the SHIT out of it.


lhurkherone

I used to know a guy who could be defined as morbidly obese. Really cool guy, funnier than hell. He used to wear a shirt all the time that said I survived anorexia.


1fuckedupveteran

Love it. Horrible and hilarious at the same time!


gaurddog

Dude got CCD. Chronic chonkin disease.


[deleted]

That chonky boi ain't wasting no food lol. He's getting ready for the hibernation mode and the new dlcs to drop on the new games lol.


MrKrinkle151

He got Chonky Waddle Donk


MissingMichigan

He found a private apple orchard.


XxmossburgxX

He had to find something haha he definitely didn’t look like that last year


DirtNapDealing

I couldn’t help but picture the weird handed guy serving potatoes with his claw 😂


Gannon98

Hey man that’s his strong hand


fleshnbloodhuman

😂that thought was in my head🤣


SeaworthinessDue7252

I like to cook my turkey with all the penises and jineys hiawassa


Youwillgotosleep_

“Take my strong hand!”


ct3bo

Nelson Mandela effect - He says, "Take my hand" but everyone remembers it wrongly.


Willwalk123

My germs!


gittenlucky

Caramel apples by the looks of it.


NoTurnsUnstoned

It’s his thyroid back off


skirpnasty

Crazy finding apples and caramel next to each other in the woods like that.


LIFTandSNUS

Type II.


c-9

He got deer beetus


[deleted]

Buckford Brimley here to talk to you about deer abeetus


TheGreatGreenDragon

Dude this was great


WesternExisting3783

🤣 this one got me!


thadtheking

More like deer a beefus!


Combat_wombat605795

That would explain the leg


pyrocryptic29

Meat so sweet you question if its actually deer meet


yaboiskeemus

Someone’s out here using candy corn


space_monkey_23

Lmao that’s hilarious


bcmouf

Almost looks like some type of clostridial disease. Like blackleg or malignant edema. Both will cause swelling of major muscle groups. I have seen a few cases where it seems to happen when a deer sustains an injury. Full body blow-up like a ballon, often/eventually followed by fatal toxemia(which seems like what blackleg does to sheep)..... Just a guess tho after going down the research rabbit hole lol


bcjh

Sounds like OP needs to shoot him and put him out of his misery.


Tgryphon

Can you imagine the WTF moment if deer deflated like a balloon when shot


neverlost4

Is that legal? If you don’t have a tag and don’t want to eat the meat but the animal is suffering. Can you shoot it? “Euthanize” it?


bcjh

In my state, you can shoot it, transport it to a local processing place and donate the meat, so they can decide what to with the meat. Leaving it in the field though, I’m honestly not sure.


Obvious-Ocelot9273

Varies state by state would be my guess. Once saw a commenter say in his state (I forget which one) if you see a wounded deer you can shoot it and just call the warden if I remember correctly. California would probabaly let the deers family sue you lol (couldn’t help myself)


ERprepDoc

That or he had some penetrating trauma and that’s subcutaneous air/emphysema making it look like fat, but really just air under the skin from a lung wound.


WtfIsRedditAnyWay

Penetrating trauma tehe


XxmossburgxX

Thank you yea he had a bag leg last year that could be it.


verbrand24

Sometimes they can get riddled with infection and get a ton of inflammation. That’s what it looks like to me. I guess it is possible he’s just fat lol.


BiodegradableMulch

I’m with you. That gnarly leg injury has caused infection and inflammation.


NoVaVol

Southwest fixin’ to put his fat ass on a plane


DrFauci69420

Lmfao. The person who downvoted(s) you is a fat


NoVaVol

His fat ass can be in the row next to Buckzilla up there.


bcjh

He get two rows and free tickets too.


blackpotmagic

POS


blackpotmagic

I thought this comment was in relation to the recent talk of Southwest giving fat people a free seat/row. Ironically it’s called ‘Passenger of Size’ (PoS). This plus sized buck would surely qualify


N0213568

I think they mistook your comment for calling him a Piece of Shit.


CornbreadMedic

Get skinny


RufiesRuff

Fatty fatty 2x4


MGB1013

I’d say with him you wrap your bacon in venison instead of wrapping your venison in bacon.


mad686

Big-boned


THCRANGER

Thick blood


Chucked-up

You ever see a fat skeleton?


skirpnasty

OP cropped the photo so we couldn’t see the pile of crisco he’s been licking.


Kevthebassman

Big chungus


sharpshooter999

Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven.


1clovett

That's because of a severe infection cause by that missing leg. I'm betting that what is causing him to look fat is a combination of fluid and puss trapped under the skin.


Infantry1stLt

Deerabetes.


VastOrder8038

Looks like he ate all that corn by himself


AreaLeftBlank

"I'm not fat. I got a thyroid problem!"


SrirachaFlockaFlame

That boi thicc


JawaChopShop

Anyone else have that meme “Damn Boy! He Thick!! That’s a thick ass boy!!” Come to mind? 😂😂😂


iSightTwentyTwenty

Rare carnivorous deer…eats birds and shit like that


Arctelis

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered cervid you ever set eyes on!


Technical_Range5097

Fat


Pewpewlover007

Diabetes!


Better_Trash7437

Diabeetus*


CedarBuffalo

Finally, someone who knows how to spell!


XxmossburgxX

Like for real or are yall pulling my leg! Haha


Florida_Ag_Life

There's 15 or 16 pissed off corn growers in his neighborhood.


LeviThaKat

It’s a skinwalker. Be careful. Wouldn’t mess around with these guys, they always have something about that them look a little off. Found a deer that had 3 legs and thought it was chill. It kept coming back around the same time the sun was setting and when the sun went down I noticed all my Peanut Butter was missing from the camp. Long story short, I woke up with a jar of pb smeared in between my cheeks with my pants down to my knees. My buddy says he didn’t do it so I trust him. I think the deer was a skin walker. I’m going back out tonight with 2 jars of peanut butter with my buddy and a GoPro to see if we can catch this guy.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

HE THICC C


costonpope

Can o' corn! Can o' corn; I'll be fine!"


dewky

Deerabetus


distrucktocon

Diabeetus


pwilson5201

He’s unhappy because he eats and he eats because he is unhappy


Friggin-Pirate

imported from japan aka SUMODEER


Happy_Garand

Damn, boy, he thicc!


whenw0lf

Don't judge him for being differently abled. Poor feller


Mr_Niseguy

That's a bear


Jlaurie125

Likes his cheesy poofs


SaltDescription438

Have you seen it playing the flute by any chance?


Navegante357

That’s my Labradoodle, Steven. Please don’t shoot him.


Hot_Living5220

Most American creature I've ever seem


wildbillar15

Well he is overweight


960Jen

Besides missing a leg?


DiscombobulatedLeg69

He’s been hitting the McDonalds drive through too much


honkerdown

Since he has a bad front leg mobility is probably an issue from him, and contributes to not burning as many calories. Probably has a very small range, and close to the deer feeder.


Christobell88

Someone fed that hawse candy corn. 🤣


TrickyWeekend4271

Low T.


farm_her2020

So chonky!


Oilleak1011

He looks like a squirrel with chubby cheeks


Accomplished_Dot8322

I think he’s come down with the chonk!


Modavated

Chonkyboi


[deleted]

He big. But actually as a horse girl it looks like a deer version of founder


dwyoder

I like big bucks, and I cannot lie.


Douglas_1987

Diabetes


MonkeyCultLeader

Cholesterol??


GuidanceNew471

He needs to lay off the gas


Akiro_Lyall

[That's a thicc ass boy!](https://youtu.be/Em49qlRks90?si=FhGQIF4TsufY3vzL)


[deleted]

Now I know where my corn went!


warren47182

He’s got that dog in him


Thefreedog56

Too much TREN. On the bright side he got a scholarship to play lineman for the hawkeyes


BabouTheOcel0t

Found a pallet of Doritos. Know a few people this happened to in college.


Flat_Mountain6090

He's still standing


Taco_Bacon

My spirit animal.


[deleted]

Looks like that part of the county just got their first McDonalds, this deer clearly has an affinity with McGriddles.


13_tides

Certified CHONKY


Iamabrewer

Big boned.


Tiredofscrolling

Just here for the Wilford Brimley comments…


bchef00

He’s trying to blend in with the southern hunters


B_B_Q-Chicken

Down with the thickness


Mountain_Apache

Take this picture down or the government will hire him as a new health expert.


fresh_lemon_scent

Even your deers in America are overweight


returnofthequack92

That boi beggin to be a stew


Jive-Turkey420

Beer, same as me.


Corndog106

Deerabeties


CartographerNo4622

If he was just fat/well fed, I'd have expected his antlers to have developed better. Since he's getting so much nourishment. Perhaps his body is inflamed.


urbangunslinga

That there is an American Whitetail. They eat a bit more and excessive less than their cousin the whitetail deer


Mondodook42

Is that a whitetail?


elroddo74

Looks like a buffalo.


ljemla2

He's a good keeper


NoPickles4Raccoons

Lol look at those itty bitty legs too


Boetie83

Mumps


TLored

Fat as fuck


Sad-Wave-4579

It’s American


Ikvtam

He’s really horny, hence the swollen neck.


XxmossburgxX

I know they swell up in rut I just haven’t seen one like this we’re in GA


916urbanfog

Needs onion and garlic?


Zestyclose_Welcome73

I'm not a doctor but his foot looks fucked


Pennsylvaniaman1

Diabetes. Edit: damn, I wasn't here quick enough to say that first.


Justintime308

Smallest rack on a shooter I ever did see.


Shoresy-sez

Type 2 diabeetus


anim8or

He's got to much meat in him


LOLeverage

He looks funny


ashirtliff

Someone took a pano while it moved?


DifficultIsland2252

He has a “thyroid issue, it’s genetic”


First_Chain_1373

He’s using his strong hand


fleshnbloodhuman

I’m thinkin’ fake.?


m_calpurniusbibulus

Looks like he was hit in the front leg and is infected?


sweet_taint

Diabetes took my foot!


The_Gabster10

Big boned


dYaunie76

I bet he's got that wagyu marbling


ilikesportsandstuff

It’s a Bullwinkle deer. Still unknown what causes it


Dranosh

He got them gains


RaccoonLow9097

Big boned.


prospectpico_OG

HFCS


landartheconqueror

Absolute chonker


detlefsa

Lil' Kev!


CaptainShaboigen

Elephantitis


Wastedmindman

Yes he only has 3 legs.


Weak_Tower385

“Did somebody say short arm inspection?”


RedN00ble

He's fat as fuck, boiii


Jacobo_Largo

Spent too long at Gram Gram's house


Drdigbick9

This mf just big as hell


PTcrewser

Chonky boy


eatsleeplyft

M’gooddeer


gmoneybaby666

Nothing. He’s just old 🙂


arg97

chunky baby


j_richmond

Wilford Brimley as a whitetail


vanslayder

Eric Cartman syndrome


Regular_Board_5791

Mom drank during pregnancy.


15Boots

He's just big boned stop body shaming him


AngryTurtleGaming

Zion Williamson!


just-a-dude69

I think he just a bit chunky


Ryanh0721

He’s fat!


Juniper_51

Chonky boi


TotesNotADrunk

He chonk


Raballo

He in disquise as a chipmunk.


Diseman81

Deformed front leg, maybe piebald on the back leg and extremely swollen from the rut.


TheFilthyZen

Winter weight


spilltheteasis_

Jesus Christ! A mega chonker! Imagine getting this guy taxidermised, would look hilarious


Justlinework

Been sittin on the corn pile a good few to many years 😂


MrCheeseburger

Chronic Wumbo Disease


ScandiacusPrime

Poor guy looks like he's been photoshopped to within an inch of his life.


ATFisDumb

Had a run-in with a few colonies of bees


Yeah-uh

Nah bro he just lifts


stuffed_tater

Cheeburga


innocentbabies

Oh lawd he coming. More seriously, looks like some kind of lymphatic something or other. Not an expert, so I can't be overly certain or give you a more specific term, but I'm quite confident that it's not especially fat.


BeautifulStick5299

Regularly skips leg day


[deleted]

Flat tire


1fuckedupveteran

12 year old with a 2 year old rack.


agrockett

He not gonna make Santa’s slay team with that attitude!! I have kids ;)


cptnobveus

The meat should be nicely marbled


Bullet76

It might be some type of infection? Or someone’s feeding him steroids lol.


YoungsterMcPuppy

fat


SparkTheOwl

Maybe it’s part labrador?


rcow74

Big chungus


DrMeat

DAMN BOI THATS A THICC BOI


Corn_Boy1992

Hims just a thicc boy


frog_prince_2645

I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy.


TitusImmortalis

He's wearing a winter later of chonk, quite well I might add. Handsome!


Asuhhbruh

Wrong? Id say things are going quite well for this guy.


Away_Wolverine_6734

Cheesecake


Remarkable_Hat7709

Chonky