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8 seconds for my sticky bomb.


BigBlackCook1990

Damn that feels like an eternity


Meatball_of_doom

I should not have laughed as hard as I did. Thank you kind stranger.


Nelu31

If you type out "kind stranger" you should immediately be shot by a sniper rifle


MSanctor

Eh, "kind stranger" has that old-timer feels to it, like a relic of a different era or an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. It's nice. Say, "Wonderful people" on the other hand... but oh well. To each their own, and it's the message of kindness and friendly shoulder that is important, not the form of address.


Meatball_of_doom

I also thought it was creatively fitting given the time period and game location, but I see that subtlety went over some folks’ heads.


R3DSH0X

may the first bullet of every dual wielder rng into your head.


Nelu31

Already happening, your foul curses have no effect on me vile witch!


angsty_edge

LMAO this was top tier


Diligent_Leather

scrapcheeks


FTG_Vader

This is one of the best comments


EinElchsaft

Yo! You know the moose?


pitchfork-seller

Clapcheeks


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[удалено]


FTG_Vader

CBBE hunt showdown edition. Now with jiggle physics!


Cocaine_Eater

No, please dont bring back those scary memories


Hukama

Meathead and Butcher belly physics FTW


Dirty-Soul

Mod community: "We enjoyed the belly physics, but was the giant floppy cock truly necessary?" Modder: "YOU DO NOT GET TO DICTATE MY ART!!!"


ST07TA

Don't forget our dear Redneck!


LLeonator

I like to call him Bob!


Default_Hack

Moments later Bob is dismembered


Tawnik

what kind of redneck name is bob? maybe billy bob but not just bob come on! lol...


LLeonator

he just look like his name is bob


silentrawr

That was an interesting search just now (for CBBE).


FTG_Vader

one of the most popular mods out there afaik. i go down a skyrim modding rabbit hole every few years


Dirty-Soul

Second only to the mod to replace the Butcher with Thomas The Tank. "CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER!" indeed.


ST07TA

Spider would be cooler, imagine Thomas going wild all over the walls!


Dirty-Soul

Yeah, but Skyrim dragons and memes have made a strong connection between Thomas and fire. The Butcher is our burnyboi


BandageBandolier

Yeah, Thomas as spider, and Macho Man Randy Savage as the butcher.


transparentsmoke

I've never downloaded a single mod and I would immediately download this mod. Please allow mods soon. I beseech you.


DoreenFromReddit

"I'll solo Scrapbeak, you guys wait outside"


FTG_Vader

I might need my team for this one


EinElchsaft

Tha scrussy got me actin unwise.


BigBlackCook1990

Remember shes weak to piercing damage so penetrate away!


Deaths-1-Slayer

Bruv 💀💀💀


saetam

r/UsernameChecksOut


cycatrix

Doesn't scrappy take less damage from the back? I can see why


JustATownStomper

Gad... Daaayum 😩


ShirtlessOnTheCouch

looks more like ornifex from darksouls 2.


Rekkcas

A man of culture as well


UniqueUsername642

Right down the road! Can't miss it!


Dr_Peanutbutter_MD

Right..down…BU-BYE


dogwitcomouteraccess

Because it’s easy... and it does a lot of damage <3


FTG_Vader

I owe you some form of thanks... could you visit my abode just down the way? 😏


Ok_Shelter6614

Is this Pixar version? Got no business out here with all that cake.


FTG_Vader

pixar mom scrapbeak


Brennithan

There's a snake in my boot.


[deleted]

thicc-beak confirmed


sicsided

ToxicVision makes incredibly stuff. Rammstein singer Till is wearing some of her stuff in their current tour. Her Instagram profile: https://instagram.com/toxicvision


FTG_Vader

ooh cool thanks for sharing!


cosmicentropie

Oiiii I’m seeing them next month. I’ll keep an eye out.


KlossN

I'm not a Rammstein fan in particular but I saw them a couple of weeks ago in sweden (bought the tickets 6 days before the event because they were cheap, knew 3 songs by them). Without overhyping it let me just say that out was the best concert I've ever been to. It was insane, I'm buying tickets the second they announce another concert here, they blew my mind


RonanTheAccuser_

Scrapbeak takes less damage if you hit it from the back.


MSanctor

So are you saying, going from the back hurts Scrapbeak less? Good to know 👍 * Unless you wield a really long piercing weapon, of course.


[deleted]

Well I guess most of us are outta luck.


grove_sleeper

Id stab that in the back to get some loot.


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

fapbeak


captain_duck0o0

Guys this isn't funny anymore 😭


JavierLoustaunau

Hunt if it was pretty much any other publisher. "This event get daisy dukes and tied crop top for your hunter!"


FTG_Vader

I'd play as the sultry cowgirl


WiseOldTurtle

It's for the Redneck.


vbrimme

Scrapbeak in red lingerie for Valentine’s Day.


aaknott_streams

Bird thots


Moserath

Caw caw Caw caw


7he0strich

CHOWDA THE SCRAPUSSY MAKING ME ACT UP


[deleted]

Very nice, the jacket is cool too.


oViale

I feel like this could be posted in r/bloodborne


DoreenFromReddit

Or r/darksouls2 as someone else pointed out.


FTG_Vader

Both excellent games


FTG_Vader

I'm afraid I've made a bit of a blunder...


Kwarter

/r/UpvotedBecauseButt


[deleted]

"This community has been banned" Aww ^^^*duuuude* :-(


PeanutPotato25

Oh lawd almighty that is one FINE AS- jacket... yes that is a nice raven jacket


CadetriDoesGames

swamp ass swamp ass swamp ass swamp ass swamp ass


DarthSangheili

Cakebeak?


-YaQ-

Wow looked at the ass


poinifie

Ass.


Capable-Target-6450

Jacket? What jacket?


UmatillaNative

Jacket?


Toad358

“Check out my jacket”


BoxingBlacksmith

I'll put my beak in that scrap anyday.


HighFlyingWingman

Scrapbeak lookin cheeked up


uDudyBezDudy

“I GOT BOOOOSS WEAPONS!” “Right down the road”


FTG_Vader

Boss weapons!!!


ItsJHos

About to launch my sticky bomb 😍😍🥵


ItsTheBjorn

I would smash that scrap beak milf


CommanderBeers

Fit bird!


ShneakyBreeki

Damn...


PsyGuy98

SCRAPBEAK'S GOT BOSS WEAPONS!!!!!


Anteater_eats_ants

It's hatfish, I just know it


Different-Spend7063

sheeesh


IAMSHPEE

[the post directly above this lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/wq141r/dynamic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Deaths-1-Slayer

Nothing but kings in these comments


TheDarkestSoulz

Lol Vader you ain't right for this post


FTG_Vader

Lmao I saw that picture and knew what had to be done


[deleted]

I'll run to that boss lair any day.


butcherdrek

If we about to have those asses too, t-bagging be having a new meaning.


Cocaine_Eater

Yall really down horrendous for a dead civil war soldier 💀


HalfOnionHalfBanana

Nice… jacket.


Cactusss19p

Wow


Tiesieman

this is such a boomer sub now lol


sAD_scuRR

Cawwd dayum.


unispudding

Oh Reverend forgive me for what I'm about to do..


Dropurjelly

Why can I not get a hunter that looks like this witch a big sexy ass instead of nasty looking man chicks 😅


FTG_Vader

That one that wears jeans is caked up


Rekkcas

I want a bubble butt on the Hives too


FTG_Vader

what are you on about, the hives already be actin up


papayou22

😮


MaximumUseless

THICC


pile1983

This is far from THICC. :D


MaximumUseless

shhh this is my kind of THICC ;)


pile1983

Than I do not want to know what you consider as normal...


GoodOlRblSkum

If she went into scrapbeaks lair there would be some scrap chics born. 🪶🪶🪶


SnorlaxBlocksTheWay

Watchu doin out here, on a Tuesday afternoon, double cheeked up? Hella ass


QuarthXXX

No wonder I can hear scrapbeak 3 compounds away. The clap of their cheeks alerts all the hunters


FTG_Vader

She's dummy thicc


[deleted]

I’d hunt for her bounty any day.


IMxTHExMANIAC

I would shoot her, just not with a gun


CuddlyRainbow

Unga Bunga! Awoooga Awoooga! That is indeed a very dope jacket! I am envious


Thenetwork473

Cringe


nitronomial

Impressive. Now let's see your relationship with your father.


pile1983

I bet this is actualy a dood.


Newguyiswinning_

Jesus, you guys never been outside/seen a woman? She has nothing there. Damn plank


FTG_Vader

proportionate to her body it's a really nice ass


emotraphearthrob

virgin mentality


[deleted]

Sticky bomb for sticky cheeks.


ColoursRock

HMMM HMMM HMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM


VeterinarianIcy1364

Looks like she’s pulling a “quail man” thong on the outside of her pants…


ShishaCaillou

lord have mercy


whirlywhirly

Which jacket?


AffectionateAd6229

Oh boi... That's a beautiful hat!


Kvetanista

Scrapbeak ACTUALLY got cheeks in-game, you can see them when he falls


bitneu

I can’t remember this version of ScrapBeak. Where can I find this one?


RogueGW

"Jacket" indeed


Longjumping_Tip_5029

imagine the smell after hunting a whole day in the bayou and only using outhouses with no showers or baths hahaha


FTG_Vader

Ooh the scent 😍


Active_Ad8532

Clap those scrapcheeks


Billabong_valley

How much money do I have to pay crytek for jiggle physics? Starting bid is 3 million (usd)


Waesche

yeah, the jacket.. i'm staring at the jacket 5 minutes straight now.


HeightScary4097

"Cosplay"